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Mr. & Mrs. NOT Married

Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie

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They're still in Texas!

An unwed Brangelina, reportedly expecting twins (a boy and a girl), were spotted in Houston on Monday.

Poppa Pitt has been working on a movie in nearby Austin.

Much to everyone's disappointment, the much talked about Brange nuptials didn't take place, but the Jolie-Pitt family seemed quite happy being together anyways, as they shopped for toys in Houston.

These two don't need the title of "husband" and "wife." They're great partners. And great parents too!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

160 comments to “Mr. & Mrs. NOT Married”

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  1. Rag Tag Team says – reply to this


    101

    They look like every other raggedy couple coming out of the Shell station with momma's bag of shit, kids looking distracted and dad looking miserable. Welcome to your life, Brad Pitt (and welcome to Texas).

  2. Amber says – reply to this


    102

    I love this family! Why do they need to get married? Marriages, as we would define it in this country, doesn't quite seem to work out…as in our over 50% divorce rate. Who needs a piece of paper to make your commitment to another person any more real? Celebs get married all the time and then separate, sometimes in a couple of months…this couple has been going strong for 3 years. Here's to non-traditional couples and their passion/love for life.

  3. chitown lady says – reply to this


    103

    WHO CARES !!!!!!!! Ypu guys really need something else to do. If these two NEVER get marries, who's business is it ? NOT OURS !!!!!! They are happy and raising their kids…….I do not see them sticking thier noses in your business….Leave them alone and STOP STALKING THEM………VULTURES !

  4. noko says – reply to this


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    Re: LenaRe: PEPPERPOT
    You are both soooo right. Brad is totally different. I used to think Angelina was so pretty when I first seen her in Girl, Interrupted. Now, she looks like she is about 45 and she is really only like 32 or 33. Seriously, she is too skinny. She looks like Olive Oil and she always has this angry look on her face now. What happened to the happy Billy Bob days?

  5. Ha ha join the UN Brad says – reply to this


    105

    Ha ha Brad will be gone in less than 2-3 years after wacko adopts one from every nation. Mentals! poor kids, plenty of money and food, loss of culture, crazy mom.

  6. LaLa says – reply to this


    106

    does any one have a clue as to where they are staying when in Austin? I live here and would love to bump into them

  7. WORST PARENTS EVER!!! says – reply to this


    107

    THESE KIDS SHOULD BE RETURNED TO THEIR ORPHANAGES IMMEDIATELY, SO THEY CAN HAVE THE CONSISTENCY OF SEEING THE SAME SICK, MALNOURISHED FACES EVERYDAY, & KNOW THAT THEY WILL DIE AT YOUNG AGES, & HAVE NO FUTURE. FUCK BRAD & ANGIE FOR SCREWING THESE KIDS UP!! HOW DARE THEY RAISE THESE CHILDREN IN A WAY THEY ALL OF US IGNORANT MORONS CAN AGREE ON (FOR THEM)
    (I'm sure all of your kids think you did a shitty job raising them, too)

  8. Candy says – reply to this


    108

    That boy on the side is Pax, not Maddox.

  9. GladGladGlad says – reply to this


    109

    It's the damn school run people. Haven't you ever stopped off to get the kids a snack after school?

  10. Heather says – reply to this


    110

    Re: ggirl – seconded

  11. RAYCHEL says – reply to this


    111

    HOUSTON TEXAS MOTHA FUCKA THATS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!

  12. Sick_of_These_2 says – reply to this


    112

    Re: milahano – Nothing gets by you, eh? I defer to your obviously superior intelligence.

  13. lacie says – reply to this


    113

    i fucking love them

  14. JJF says – reply to this


    114

    *****WHERE***** in Houston???

  15. me7 says – reply to this


    115

    why don't she just give birth to a frickin' litter and get it over with!!

  16. nancicurtin says – reply to this


    116

    Does anyone notice they never have ALL of their kids with them?? Quit adding to the brood if you can't handle them all at the same time. LOL

  17. B says – reply to this


    117

    HOLY TRAILER TRASH, BATMAN!

  18. GIRLSTAR78 says – reply to this


    118

    YUP THEY NEVER TAKE THERE BIOLOGICAL CHILD ANYWHERE WITH THEM. SHE PROBABLY SITS AT HOME WITH ONE OF THE TEN NANNYS THEY HAVE FOR THEM. ITS JUST REALLY BIZZARE AND ANGELINA HAS ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY. NOTHING NEW THERE. THEY WILL BE SPLIT IN 2 YEARS AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH ALL OF THESE CHILDREN. SAD

  19. loreen says – reply to this


    119

    Aren't they suppose to be one of the "greenest" couple in Hollywood?!? What are they doing with plastic bags?!?…

  20. amby says – reply to this


    120

    ENOUGH ALREADY PEREZ!! These two are soooo over. Their brown kids are ugly. Publicity whore/skank is not pregnant. Stop.

  21. Just BeingMe! says – reply to this


    121

    Where the FUCK is Shiloh. Damn that kid is gonna have serious issues. Did they just buy these kids for Photo ops? And because they love Shiloh they keep her safe, or…. Is Angelina already jealous of her daughter being far more beautiful.

  22. PRISCILLA says – reply to this


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    h-town BABY HOUSTON TEXAS
    YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT
    P.S FUCK THEM STOP RAISING OTHER PEOPLES KIDS FOR A SEC AND START RAISING YOUR BLOOD DAMN,

  23. They aren't interested in your opinions says – reply to this


    123

    Holy shit- I can't believe these comments. Maybe this isn't really a Racist country/culture after all. I think that every one Hates EVERYONE that isn't EXACTLY like them. Maybe they adopt a lot of kids so that these kids can have true friendships WITH EACH OTHER. Unlike the kids at school, who are only nice to them because their parents want to be invited over. Maybe they realize that the worst Photographer-shit-storms happen when their biological baby is with them? Sounds like most of you only care to see this baby- so maybe they are right??

  24. I LOVE Bragelina says – reply to this


    124

    Where in Houston are they exactly??? Need to know details…

  25. Marni says – reply to this


    125

    Perez, you are such a douchebag. They are not great parents, great actors or great people. If they were "great parents" they would have made a stable home enviornment for their trolls. Those kids are going to be so fucked up. I can't wait to see it. Jennifer Aniston is GORGEOUS.

  26. scorp69 says – reply to this


    126

    ok, people…..those of you going back and forth about how "near" Austin is to Houston…we're talking about TEXAS here…it's a HUGE state…it takes FOREVER to get out of it in any direction (from Austin, anyway). It takes me 2 & 1/2 to 3 hrs to get to Houstin (doing the speed limit & depending on traffic). Considering, once again, the state we live in….to me, that's "near". Now shut up already about it!

  27. Gay friendly says – reply to this


    127

    Don't be disappointed. I read somewhere that they said something to the effect that they wouldn't get married until it was legal for EVERYONE to get married. So, I'm glad they haven't reneged on that promise. Pretty cool, huh?

  28. Hyde says – reply to this


    128

    Ah, Perez approves because they support gays. When you develop opinions on more than one issue, maybe I'll have some respect.

  29. Stick A Fork In It Already says – reply to this


    129

    Those two hasbeens are way past their prime. Time to move on and let the youngin's take their rightful places in the spotlight. Jolie looks like an antique scarecrow and Pitt's too busy channeling his inner Starsky & Hutch. Ewww. Aniston must really be laughing her gorgeously toned butt off.

  30. Monica Muluki says – reply to this


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    I think I know why these two media obsessed celebrities don't bring their 3rd child. I saw Shiloh one time on the internet, wow wow wow, she was not anywhere near cute. Such a shame, because when Angelina became pregnant lots of people jumped on the bandwagon, will be most beautiful baby. Well as babies grow out of their cuteness they change, some become uglier some cutier.

  31. Whoa! says – reply to this


    131

    Check out Whorelina's MAMBO sized lips. Pout much?

  32. Dawn says – reply to this


    132

    Married or not - clearly they are a great loving family …viva Jolie-Pitt! - and so generous…

  33. Letts says – reply to this


    133

    Be careful what you wish for! Thats exactly what Brad got! Now that dumb ass looks old as hell. Not to mention that skanky ass whore Angelina! She looks really worn out and such a had been! It doesnt matter how many children they have or get, they will always be has beens/trailer trash.

  34. randalise says – reply to this


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    PerASS!!! You have amazed me, yet again! Austin is NOT "nearby" Houston. It is 3 hours away! It is obvious you dont know your geograpy and you damn sure dont know Texas…Like the saying goes, " Dont mess with Texas". We not only have the death sentence we have a "speedy lane" right on through the "check-out" line!!!!

  35. old man hat says – reply to this


    135

    what's up w/the shitty looking hat ? pitt looks like FUD! poor pax, holding the invisible parent's hand. he always seems like he's always left out of the loop. he's the kid that was adopted to help angie through her grieving stage. AHH, atleast he's not home w/shiloh !

  36. Linx0rz says – reply to this


    136

    Are you sure they are shopping for toys…they are at a Shell gas station. o_O

  37. Summer says – reply to this


    137

    Shopping for toys at a shell station?

  38. Grace says – reply to this


    138

    Why do these two and their kids always look like homeless people? They have more money than God, but they always look like they're one step away from the poorhouse. I'm not sayin' they have to wear designer duds. It would just be nice if they'd take the kids to J.C. Penney and buy them (and themselves) some clothes that don't look like they came from the local Salvation Army.

  39. Hugs Not Drugs says – reply to this


    139

    Drink up your coffee, Brad. You look tired, buddy.

  40. WOW says – reply to this


    140

    HOW MANY E-MAIL ADDRESSES/NAMES CAN JENNIFER ANISTON COME UP WITH? I THINK SHE MUST BE RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST 1/3 OF THESE COMMENTS. JEALOUS MUCH?

  41. mel says – reply to this


    141

    ahhhhhhh
    i freakin live in houston
    where were they?!?!?!?!

  42. MomV4 says – reply to this


    142

    They must go out when Shiloh is napping, because they never have her in the picture. WTF?

  43. Gwen says – reply to this


    143

    My two-year-old naps for 3 hours each day, from 12-3 pm…What do you expect their siblings to do? Stay in the house and Mommy/Daddy has to keep them quiet? Angie and Brad are lucky to have a nanny to watch over Shiloh while she naps. People who constantly wonder where Shiloh is must not be mothers, or could never get their own kids to nap during the day! Toddlers need to nap!!!

  44. Houston/austin says – reply to this


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    um…austin is like 2 1/5 hours away from houston…that's taking 290…longer if you go i-10…and if you factor in the GOD AWFUL traffic on 35 in Austin at any given time…they YES it's about 3 hours away…longer on most days…HECK to get from one side of Houston to the next on 610 can take 3 hours…it's absolutly hilarious how the distance from austin to Houston is such a conversation starter!

  45. Near vs Close says – reply to this


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    Re: Houston/austin – Austin is CLOSE to houston not NEAR…Near is from like The Woodlands to Minuet Maid…Cypress to the Medical Center…austin is 3 hours away…it's close…not near by…i'm not gonna hop over to austin to go to a cool store because it's near…austin is a day/overnight trip

  46. ashley says – reply to this


    146

    where is shilo? its worse than suri

  47. Hiyah says – reply to this


    147

    Where is Shiloh?????

  48. Shinola says – reply to this


    148

    These two are pigs. They always look like they need a bath.

  49. fliparoo says – reply to this


    149

    Maybe Shiloh's not around for her own protection.
    You just don't know the whole story, so don't be so quick to judge.

  50. joeyOh says – reply to this


    150

    King & Queen of HollyWood

  51. Snickers says – reply to this


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    Good god, these people annoy me - self rigtheous hypocrits who whine about wanting privacy yet every 5 minutes they're out and about, dragging their 12,000 Third World kids to the Wal-Mart, gas station, toy store, grocery store, whatever. They're as bad as Britney was there for a while with her daily Starbucks and drugstore runs. OK, we get it - you like dragging your gaggle of adopted kids around but god forbid you ever show your own freaking BIOLOGICAL child!! I've also noticed in every picture Brad is unable to even hold hands with the kids correctly and they're all walking in different directions and shit.

  52. Kelsey says – reply to this


    152

    Eww brad looks like bruce willis in this picture! how weird!

  53. K says – reply to this


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    Re: Snickers – Yeah, Brad has two hands and two children but needs one hand for his freakin' coffee! So one kid gets brushed off. Who cares if he's only 4 years old and may still need some supervision ! Meanwhile Jolie's probably carrying 6 year old maddox on her hip and that's why they can never take shiloh out with them …. not enough hands and hips to hold her. Geez, they do look a mess. It's true, Jolie has no fashion sense and brad is no longer married to his stylist!!!

  54. Tonya says – reply to this


    154

    where is the biological child, shiloh? shiloh who? never do see that child in pictures!

  55. CAROLYN says – reply to this


    155

    OMG !!!!
    THEY ARE STAYING IN UNDERTAKERS HOUSE!!! A WRESTLERS…. MHMMMM ITS TRUE.

    THATS GRRRRREAT.

    http://rajah.com/base/node/11978
    THERES THE LINK, THE MENTION IT!

  56. tara says – reply to this


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    K, so you know that these kids do have a somewhat normal life, right? I mean they're in a day-care part time here in Austin… When they are in Smithville everyone treats them like they are you or me. I think that Ang and Brad do the best they can, considering we are constantly snooping in their lives.

  57. K says – reply to this


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    Re: tara – No one snoops in their lives - they hang their dirty laundry out for everyone to pass judgement! Stop acting like they're normal - they're a far cry from it. So what they have their kids in pre-school in Austin - they also had them in one in NY, New Orleans, Chicago, CA…. within the past year!!!! THAT is NOT normal. Apparently you don't have children and that's why you think this behavior is par for the course….but it's unhealthy. Even children that were born into military families don't travel that often. It doesn't make any sense to drag youngsters from state to state, country to country and never let them get a sense of stability and routine. JOlie & Brad would like nothing more than to live in a bubble but unfortunately their huge egos don't allow them to move away from the spotlight. You'd think with the money they've earned it would afford them to move away and start a life away from the chaos. BUT THEY NEVER WILL.

  58. ST says – reply to this


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    Unhealthy would be the kids beeing weeks apart from one of the parents because of their work.
    Matt Damon also takes is family everywhere. Many actors do it.

    But even if they were the ony ones… It's their family they not what works best for them. Everyone that meets the kids says how happy the kids are and that's is what matters.

  59. Save The Children says – reply to this


    159

    Brad Pitt is going to be on American Idol THIS WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! They're doing their 'Idol Gives Back' charity night again.which raised $76 Million dollars last year!! Brad Pitt's charity and some other great ones like Save the Children will receive the donations this year to help kids in the US.
    Wednesday 4/9 at 7:30 on FOX. Make sure you watch it! IT'LL BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. K says – reply to this


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    Re: ST – you're so naive. Those children don't have a healthy lifestyle. You say they appear happy - well wouldn't you be if you were munching on junk food all day and mommy took you to toy stores every week?! People have to work - that is a part of life (only difference is they really don't have to). Did your mommy or daddy take you to work every day? NO. They let you go to school, play with friends, and sleep in the same bed every night. It's called stability and routine and it's good for children to have some. And stop using that pathetic excuse of the kids not seeing one parent for weeks at a time b/c of work…. they have enough money to fly back and forth from movie location to home. This travelling circus is because Jolie is insecure about being away from Brad (especially when he's on a movie set). She knows he has the roving eye!!

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