Caught In The Act
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.
But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!
What's so special about a picnic table????
Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.
The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.
Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.
Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.
As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."
Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????
OK, not my kind of guy, but, I'm more freaked out by BRICE JACOBS. Why is this guy spying on his neighbor and taking video of his neighbor performing a private sex act that involved no one else… except BRICE JACOBS… who so dearly, dearly shamlessly wanted to be a part of his neighbor's private experience that he watched - and watched - and watched.
He also did not give his neighbor a chance to alter the behavior BRICE JACOBS found so alluring. I wonder if BRICEY apologized for peeping tomming on his neighbor.
BRICE JACOBS did not care to protect his neighbor's family from the humiliation of these events made public, which he could have done by telling his neighbor that his acts were offensive to him. He could have written him an anonymous note, saying "if you don't cut it out I'm going to turn my peeping tom tapes in…ps I can't keep my eyes off you and that umbrella hole"
When Art was young and in his prime
He used to jack off all the time
But now he's older and has more sense
He screws the knotholes in the fence (or the picnic table)
OK, THIS IS SOOOO OLD. I READ THIS DAYS AGO ON 4 DIFFERENT SITES!!!!!
GAWD DAMN GET WITH THE PROGRAM. YOU ARE SLACKING BIG TIME!!!!
WHY DO I EVEN WASTE MY TIME WITH LAME ASS SITE ANYMORE? ALL OF YOUR SO-CALLED NEWS IS LATE AND OH SO 30 MINUTES AGO.
YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!!!
WOAHH BABY.. a lil desprate?? what does his wife look like? im mean if he would rather have sex with a wooden table than a real woman..
i just learned about fetishes in psychology class…he probably has a sexual disorder and is attracted to picnic tables. i wish i was kidding.
anyone see the video? that has to be funny as hell!!
i wonder if he spanks the table at all?
Mrs. Price must have a steel vagina
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Amanda - Maybe you need to clean his pipes and be less critical.
I read this several days ago on a better gossip site
I bet he will enjoy prison..lots of metal bars in there
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sarah - Be a good bitchlet and throw him a fuck. It is a girl's obligation to keep a man's pipes clean!!!!
It was in his own yard. Who cares. People have done worse things.
But it was a SEXY picnic table - you know the kind with all the bolts in all the right places!
Can you actually have "sex" with inanimate objects?? Just curious.
Perez? A vacuum cleaner?
That advice SUCKS!
OH GOD!
How Embrassing for His Kids & Wife 0_0
It must impress you also Perez, if not why the story?
I thought this was Hollywood Gossip!!!!
You're just as sick Perez.
Do men really have sex with vacuum cleaners?
He had better get a tetanus shot–the sicko!!
lol I saw that on 19 Action News (WOIO-TV19 Cleveland) and thought, "wow". Just….. wow. lukebenward@gmail.com
You really should be ashamed for posting his mug shot. He was doing something weird but now you've ruined his life.
What sense does it make that he was near a school?
He could have been in a neighborhood far away from a school where every household had a minor in the house and not have been charged with the same thing.
Really shameful with all that's going on in the world you continue to maliciously ruin people's lives.
Wouldn't that hurt!?! And from the looks of him be too big!!?! Must not be getting any from the wifie.
Trust a homo to post this kind of shit
HELLO, this is an april fools joke!!
I kind of feel sorry for the poor bastard. The humiliation of having his pic and name all over the place is probably way worse than jail.
Perez…I live in Norwalk, Ohio…which is ten minutes away from Bellevue. As sick as this is…his poor kids are taking the brunt of it and being teased mercifully by kids at school and that's just not right!
this guy is a leading whip for the republican party and is in line for a post in mkains cabinet. all republicans behave this way especially close to schools.
No one has mentioned whether or not the table wants to continue to see Mr. Prince or if they are through. And is fucking a table considered cheating?
WOODY WOOD PECKER
Sarah - I works if you use a lot of Astrolube or Wet (Penthouse favorite). Baby oil is also possible but it might gum up the machine. Preferred technique is to jam a vibrator up the pooper before starting.
Thats so fucking hawt!!!!!!!!
Thats so fucking hawt!!!!!!!!
Thats so fucking hawt!!!!!!!!
Thats so fucking hawt!!!!!!!!
Thats so fucking hawt!!!!!!!!
April Fools!
LMAO! Let me know when the video shows up on youtube! What makes what this guy did so bad is that he lives near a school and would have been clearly visible to children if they'd walked by.
Oh and it was posted at 4:20. That's awesome.
Re: paulie – LOL nice
i was laughing so hard but then i read 'Price is married and has three school-aged children' and my face went owwww……yuk.
ummm…. wait a second.
this guy was on his own property, and i assume the picnic table was of legal age, so who gives a fuck? he didn't hurt anyone, yet he is he being sent to jail?
and what the hell is wrong with his neighbor that he wanted to video tape him doing this?
if he can be arrested, then you or i could be arrested for having sex in our own homes.
WHAT A F'D UP LOSER! A TABLE? WTF?????? YOU AMERICANS WILL SCREW LITERALLY ANYTHING! AT LEAST GET A FREAKIN BLOW UP DOLL IF NO ACTUAL HUMAN WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
omg your website is starting to suck more and more, wtf? stop posting news stories that aren't entertainment gossip associated ! booooooooooooring, this website used to be cutting edge gossip entertainment, now it's just a tranny mess
Where to start!!..First, ewwwwww. Second, poor guy realllllly needed to get some..I mean when a piece of furniture gets you off more than your wife, time to get some counseling. Third, yes, at least he didn't molest some kid..hard to cause pain and suffering to a table. Fourth..what do you use as lube in this instance?? Pledge???
Lastly, when you are having a barbeque in his backyard and sitting at the table, do NOT (for the love of…) ask for someone to pass the mayo.
Sounds like Brad Pitt in a few years after Angie cuts him off. Only he'll have four times the kids and insist that the picnic table buy him a motorcycle first.
Ummm, i worked in an ER where they had to cut a vacuum cleaner hose off someone. The suction worked great, but then for whatever reason the god of humor wouldn't let the engorgment subside and the guy was humiliatingly stuck. It was pretty dangerous, but the list of crap like that in the ER is endless. Just a warning. Ask yourself if you really want to be found in the ER stuck in something. As my guy hairdresser said- guys will stick it in ANYTHING.
One would think that would be dangerous, but I guess common sense went out the door along with his mental stability. I feel bad for his wife, she shoud cut it off!
Thanks Perez, that made me laugh my ass off!!!!!!
Re: Nurse Betty – it was all just a dream sweety, you have never been in an er
Re: no – Read the article again. HE WAS OUTSIDE DOING THIS IN FULL VIEW OF A SCHOOL!!!! At the very least, indecent exposure. The neighbor had every right esp. if the neighbor had small children.
Why didn't the neighbor just yell…"hey dude, I can see you. Cut that shit out, there is a school across the street"?
But no, he had to video tape him 4 times.
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Lovely.
sick…i live super close to belleview…this man is gross
It's like I've always heard…..guys will stick their dicks in anything.
I'm not saying that kids should see this, but I think that if they did, they'd think it was funny. It's not like he was after kids… yeesh… because kids might see something nasty and inappropriate that act becomes worse? I'm just totally baffled by this whole thing, top to bottom. Though, who among us has never been attracted to… well… a hole… in whatever material… Never mind. I'm at a loss.
So was it his own table or was he violating the neighbor's table? I think that Dr. Laura would say that his wife should have been fulfilling his needs at home so that he didn't have to go chasing after lawn furniture. Dr. Laura is so wise.
Re: &hearts – America is a country founded by unhappy Protestants from Britain. Wouldn't it be natural to name new places after places where you were raised, are familia, or remind you of places you have been?? hmmmm.
I live in a town close to Bellevue. This dude has a pretty extensive sex crime background. Beyond nasty!!!!
Re: no –
he was outside doing the dirty with it.
ew creeeepy!
whats wrong with this guy!?
I don't know , Perez, is it more fun? Do tell.
you know the country is going down the drain when people are caught having sex with their picnic tables…
For me, the bigger question is why was the neighbor stalking this man who was on his own property AND filming it? Sounds like the neighbor has just as many if not more issues as this man does.
i heard this shit days ago….
anywho
this guy is one sick fuck!
for starters, i would like to say that the individual should have had every right to explain why he was making passionate love to this picnic table. what was his wife not putting out? or maybe he was going through some sex episode where his wife was teasing him and he didnt like it…so maybe visualized the picnic table as his wife and how round she is…., if thats how big she is apparently speaking. other than that i understand why he got introuble because he was close to a school zone but he was on his own property. Cmon his business is his business. haha i dont see my neighbor calling the cops on me for humping goffer holes. sucks to be him. maybe his neighbor should keep out of his business.. by the way everybody HAPPY april fools!
Fucking sick man.
Somethings should just be left alone. With as many hits as this website gets, for the sake of the children this shouldn't have been posted. Somethings the public just doesn't need to know.
WHAT A PERV… HE NEEDS A WOMAN VERY BADLY
wow… get a watermelon fool!
well whatever it takes to get u off……………….. lol
but seriously EW wtf is the world coming to to have sex with a picnic table!!!!!!!! and someone else fucked a bike! wats that about!
Olded!!!
Perez, read 4chan
So I have actually met this guy a couple times. His wife was my 1st grade teacher at a Catholic school (I wouldn't be surprised if she had stopped giving it to him a long time ago)! And he use to have a comic strip in a few of the local newspapers. He always seemed slightly off his rocker. I feel really bad for his kids.
Wow, this is hysterical. Why do all the fuckwads have to be in their 40s? They give the rest of us a bad name. Grow the hell up. Fucking a table — I do love it!
I ACTUALLY LIVE IN BELLEVUE, OHIO. THAT MAN WAS MY NEIGHBOR. LET ME TELL YOU HE HAS 3 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND A WIFE. THIS ACT WAS VERY DEVESTATING TO THE WHOLE COMMUNITY. BELLEVUE IS A VERY SMALL TOWN. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAS MADE NATIONAL NEWS. IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT OUR SMALL TOWN IS SO BIG.
Hahahahahah..sicko….
Hey, folks, let's face it: dildo, doll, picnic table. It's all the same. At least it wasn't an animal or a kid! Give the guy a break. He was in the privacy of his own home. I expect that his pervvy neighbor just wanted to get his jollies off by watching him and then got all "offended" on his ass. I feel sorry for this guy–he got caught with way more than his pants down! And it's been a long winter up there…
Bwwhahaa freak.
vIDeO PLEasE!!!!!!
Re: boo –
hahahahahaha
I live like 20 minutes away from there, and a lot of kids go to my private school that live there, but yea that is sicck
The Picnic Table can't take him to court and STEAL ALL OF HIS MONEY!
HAHA… not gonna lie.. this is f'n discusting… I saw this on the Toledo News last week… then yesterday I heard it on Bob and Tom in the morning… it is disturbing that people are so sick… and to think that this shit happens close to where i live
Hey, leave the man alone… did he use mustard….
Somebody call Dr Phil or Jerry Springer…
dang Ohio… were always on Jerry Springer..
tell the neighbor to get a life,
If I had my druthers I'd have SCREWED A PICNIC TABLE over DENISE ANY DAY ! Maybe the picnic table was tighter than Denise!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
This dude lives like 20miles from me!!! AHHHHH GROSS!!!
poor guy ……. I know that hurted !!!
Certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase "God Wood?"
I feel bad for his kids, Woody, Splinter, & Rod Jr.
I heard this on a morning radio show days ago……..so old and they even mentioned the part about the vaccuum….hmmmmmmm
That is just wrong! What a freak!!!!
Aaaand the suicide watch for this guy begins.
Re: Ashley – if he is in public then it is everyone's business. If my kids saw such a thing, i think that my husband would castrate the man.
Re: no – He was not IN his home, he was outside. The neighbor said that the man was outside fucking the picnic table. The man should be jailed and castrated.
Re: oHIo – i will fight you
the table want really a picnic table.. it was metal.. not that that justifies it.
This is one of the reasons why Im glad I don't have kids. Purv!
Re: paulie –
hahahaha i love it.
What A Sick & Twisted Fucking Piece Of Shit. Who In Their Right Mind Fucks A Picnic Table. I Hope This Guy Got Splinters!! What A Horrible Excuse For A Human Being. I Hope His Wife Leaves His Ass!! Hahaha What A Loser.
wonder if he has splinters on his pecker.
Ha! Ha! HA! You really made me laugh this time Perez…
I live in Bellevue, Ohio and this is the most publicity this little hick town has ever had. My sister lives next door to him, (no she isnt the one who did the filming), however she thinks her picnic table may have been "violated" in some way. The bbq is looking a little disarrayed also. Actually its a sad story for the family, and the children to have this kind of humiliation come down on them because there father is a perv.
its really horrible exploiting these poor people no matter how "weird" their sexual tendencies are. come on, perez! it's one thing to target lame celebrities who deserve it, it's another to post mugshots of people who obviously have psychological issues…