We're Sorry
Filed under: Madonna
It's like a fucking Madonna tsunami. It's all hitting us at once!
Her Madgesty also graces the U.S. cover of Elle magazine this month, and in addition to this exclusive preview of the pics, we also have some juicy excerpts from the interview!
The Queen of Pop on….
Her children:
“Lola rules the roost. She is extremely maternal toward David. He is the apple of everyone’s eye right now. Lola is major competition with Rocco, but he’s starting to fight back. But when nobody’s looking, the two of them still creep into bed and cuddle.”
Her feelings on Pharrell: (“Smooth operator”), Justin Timberlake (“Gentleman”) and Timbaland (“Cheshire Cat”)–her collaborators on upcoming record Hard Candy
Hubby Guy Ritchie’s favorite hobby:
“Jujitsu. I don’t get it—grown men throwing each other around. But he loves it.”
The most shocking thing she’s ever said to get her father's attention:
“I’m not going to church anymore.”
i love photo shop and airbrushing. It can do wonders for any 50 year old hag. I hope some hip young producer makes some great beats for her to sing over, because no one does that any more. its not relevent its not new ands its certainly not fresh.
GIVE ME MORE MADONNA!!! SHE ROX MY SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hard Candy is going to be the BIGGEST album in the world this year. 2008 belongs to Madonna.
I LOVE YOU MADONNA!!!
A M A Z I N G
When Joe Dirt calls himself "Dirte" (Deer-tay), he's told "Don't try to church it up!"
Spray as much perfume on an old can of tuna as you like, it's still germy.
(Kylie's always been fresh as a spring daisy).
No one will ever top Madonna. She is without a doubt a true origional and a one of a kind. Making hit after hit after hit for 25 damn years. No other artist has had such a constant amount of success over such a long period of time. All hail the Queen.
I'm so sick of Madonna I could puke.
GODDESS!!!!!!
I WANT MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM NOW!!! TIME GOES BY SO SLOWLY!!! TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!!!!
Now thats what I call sexy and classy all mixed into one. Guy Richie is one lucky dude.
BEHOLD THE FACE OF GOD!!!!! *BOWS TO MADONNA*
I bet Lola sucks David's little black dick and momma knows it!
those quotes werent juicy they were just stupid… and big deal kids tell their parents all the time that they dont wanna go to church gosh ud probably drool over my mom and brothers fights every sunday… seriously move onnnnnn and if its cuz ur getting paid for it admit dont be like all the other publicity money seeking whores thanks
is this an entertainment blog, or a madonna fan site?
Another breaking story at http://detentionslip.org!!! The website about crazy news in public schools that is sweeping the nation!
I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH PEREZ!!!
Please, please, please. The last thing the world wants to see is this old hag in her granny panties. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW the tenth power. Nothing says old like granny panties and the hag is screaming OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!
SHE'S TOO OLD
HANG IT UP BITCH
MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF POP SO OF COURSE SHE IS GOING TO APPEAR ALOT ON A SITE ABOUT POP CULTURE! I WOULD RATHER READ ABOUT MADONNA WORKING HER ASS OFF CREATING GREAT MUSIC FOR 25 YEARS WHILE KEEPING A LEVEL HEAD THE WHOLE TIME THEN READ ABOUT BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS WHO IS A JOKE AT THIS POINT AND WHACKED OUT OF HER SKULL.
Re: Stacy –
no sorry she needs to roll over and die
SHES OLD BITCH
im getting really sick of this madonna fanclubsite (cross that out) perezhlton.com i officially hate her now… extremelyyyyy annoyinggggg
The Perez Swine keeps thrusting Madgonna magazines in the faces of people, conveniently omitting to even mention that Mariah Carey has just scored her 18th Number one single on the HOT100( yes, the same song that the swine dissed:)))).
Meanwhile, B96 premiered Mariah's "Migrate" and the phones went CRAZY!So yeah, you can keep your magazines airbrushed witch pics:))))))))))))))))))))The charts are what matters!
Thanks for all the Madonna!!!
LOVE IT - AND HER YUMMMM!
Not only does she rule the world, but she is beyond gorgeous!!
THANKS TO MADONNA, 50 IS THE NEW 25!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP DOING YOUR THING GURL!!! YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO INDEPENDENT WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
PERZE YOU'RE LIKE THE FATTEST CRACKHEAD I'VE EVER SEEN WITH THE MADONNA CRAP. IS SHE LETTING YOU BLOW HER MAN IN EXCHANGE FOR ALL THE PUBLICITY YOU'VE BEEN MORE THAN WILLING TO GIVE HER?
HER MAJESTY LOOKS SO GOOD….MIMI WILL HAVE ANOTHER BREAK DOWN ONCE SHE LOOK AT HER FAT ASS IN THE MIRROR….POOR MIMI, FIRST NO ONE IS BUYING HER RECORDS AND SHE HAS TO RERELEASE THEM SO STUPID PEOPLE KEEP BUYING THEM AGAIN AND NOW THAT SHE LOST THAT 40 POUNDS SHE STIL LOOKS FAT….MADONNA BEING A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN THAT OLD MAID MIM, IS MUCH HOTTER AND SUCCESSFUL…..MIMI NEEDS TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS WITH JANET SO THEY CAN TALK ABOUT THE EARLY 90S…..BOTH ARE SUCH FUCKING LOSERS….POOR THINGS….WITH THE ECONOMY BEING SO BAD RETAIL QUEENS CAN AFFORD TO BUY THEIR ALBUMS!!!!
Re: me –
I'm sure Vadge's man doesn't let her blow him herself, so what's left for the pink swine Perez?:)!)))
ITS SO SAD HOW WOMEN ARE JELOUS OF MADONNA…..SORRY THAT SHE AINT SOME TRASHY MIX LIKE MARIA OR HAS FUCKED UP FACE LIKE JANET.
Re: Mindy –
HONEY….ITS CALLED BEING AN ANOREXIC…..UR STUPID.
ON BEHALF OF ALL MY PEREZZIOUS READERS……….PLEASE QUIT WITH THE MADONNA PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does she have to wear the same low-thigh-cut spanky pants and knee high boots for every cover and promotional photo spread?
madonna's trying sooooooooo hard! she's old and not sexy so shes' gotta open those legs in pictures. CLOSE THEM! they're old, nobody wants to see them.
For someone who works out so much, she's got un-muscled chicken legs. Don't get me wrong, I think she's great, but that always distracts me from how wonderful the rest of her looks.
These are the best pictures yet from all of her current shoots. She's just soooo lovely. In case anyone forgot how beautiful Madonna really is take a look at that profile. Gorgeous!!!!
You can NEVER have too much Madonna. She is an icon and a legend and the more Madonna the better.
I must know where to get those boots! I MUST KNOW WHERE TO GET THOSE BOOTS! I MUST KNOW WHERE TO GET THOSE BOOTS! I MUST KNOW WHERE TO GET THOSE BOOTS! Someone help! Who is the designer?
Re: COCO –
GET LOST COCO….GO PUT ON THAT SAD MIMI CD….BITCH!
so fab & so fierce.
MAY-JAH!!!!
honestly, she looks like a skinny little old lady. ewww please no cookie shots!
Uh, Perez? This is a little obsessive. She should get a restraining order against you, not to mention the psychos who comment a hundred times spouting the same old crap about her being the queen. And I don't give a fuck about Mariah or Janet or whoever the hell else she's being pitted against, so don't even play that card. I've been hearing about this no-talent rip off artist since 1982, before half of you whippersnappers were even born, and it's about time she fucks off. And lol @ her saying she's not going to church anymore. Exactly… She denounced religion when she came out, now she's turned a new leaf and is Mother Superior? Whatev. I don't think she knows whether she's coming or going.
omg this is getting old. 4 minutes to save the world is less than stellar and that's being generous
You're sorry, P? At least you know you have something to apologize for. I've always been kind of meh on Madonna, especially lately. Now that you are running 5 articles a day on her, I am beginning to wonder if she approves of all this overexposure. Enough already! Please, please start writing about other people again. Boycotting all the Sony artists is seriously cutting off your nose to spite your face. It's tying your hands and keeping you from being spontaneous, and that is never going to work for you. You know we're right, so just admit it.
Her only talent is arrogance!Thanks, but NO, THANKS!
could the woman put some god damn pants on?
ah I MEAN realy is she not sick of her self yet she should be
i fucked madonna once. she was a boring lay, and when she came, she screamed her own name. she also insisted on having a mirror above the bed so she could look at herself the whole time. but what's this about her being on the radio? i haven't heard madonna on the radio since like, ray of light. wasn't that the 90s?
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
THE SITE LASURFPUNK DID A COVER OF THIS STORY TOO.
I get it she is killer fit…. when was the last time we saw a pic with some pants on????
Re: erica –
Ole witches do not wear pants.Besides, if she's not airbrushed naked what else is left for her to push in people's faces?Her voice?????:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
there's a lot of jealous people around. Cannot deny she's the one and only one who really knew her things well……cannot deny it…she really a smart beautiful outstanding classic showbusinnes woman around…..to all losers out there….see yrself in the mirror first what have you achieve so far before criticize madonna….hail the queen…..she will always be…
MADONNA IS THE THE QUEEN OF POP LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
madonna is great and all….but c'mon? all the time 24/7? i can't do this. put a bullet in my head. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: MAGGIE..UK –
Your "Queen": who once belched on TV, has lived long, all right-she's half-a century old!
enough of this old hag already!!!!!!!! yes, it's amazing what photoshop can do for a 50 year old….who the hell cares??????
Remember that cheesy Sex book!! LOL!!!!!!
She is fierce.
she is a cow and alwasys has been and she knows it
GIVE ME MORE MADONNA ANYTIME!!!
LOVE HERRRRRR!!
:)
ON THE SITE LASURFPUNK-SOME OF THE SUBJECTS TODAY:
HOUGH HOTTIE HURT
2 DAYS FOR 4 MINUTES
HER MADGESTY ELLE UK
SCAB HOMOPHOBE
LEZZBO LOVE
BECK'S BARS
AN ARTIST'S TOUCH
I HEART THE 80'S
MINIMALIST CLEAN
HOT TRANNY MESS
IT'S AROUND HERE SOME…. WHERE……
"CONTROL"
MCSTINKY???? HOT COCK, PATRICK DEMPSEY
80 AIN'T NOTHIN SHADY
DYKES IN TRAINING
iPHONES ARE AN iSORE!!!!!!!!!!
BECK'S BASKETBALL
U2 SIGNS 4 EZ PAY DAY
TONY'S TOXIC TWAT
JACK TWIST ABOUT TO GET JACK NASTY
go AWAY already!
enough is enough!
HOLLY FUCK ENOUGH WITH THIS OLD BITCH, JESUS SHE TO FRICKEN OLD
OOO AND HER SINGLE FRICKEN SUCKS CANT LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING AND MUST I REMIND EVERYONE THAT ALL THESE PICTURES ARE WHATS THE WORD OO YA PHOTOSHOP
AND PS TO ALL THOSE WHO LIKE HER YOUR ALL DUMB AND PROBABLY OLD STOP LIVING IN THE PAST GOD SHE FRICKEN UGLY I FEEL BAD FOR HER KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a straight girl, but I'd let her fuck me all night long.
Madonna is pure SEXX.
WOW…THE FIRST PIC IS FUCKING STUNNING. I don't care if she is twice my age…I like to bang her.
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MADONNA!!!
NEVER ENOUGH!!!
i think she's waay too old to be takin photos like this, also i dont see anyone "attacking her", but if it was britney spears, everyone would go on to say how she's a "bad mother", a "bad role model" and everythin else….
but anyhow she's madonna! and no one beats madonna …
That first picture of her is amazing. Her body is out of this world in that picture.
It's been smelling like old lady all day. Please enough with the talentless cunt. Could we please go back to Britney?
I'm getting bored with all the Madonna posts, Perez. Can you save it for your fansite?
LOVE IT LOVE IT!! Keep the M. news coming and great pictures Perez!
Madonna was The Shit twenty-five years ago, AND she is The Shit NOW. She HAS what Spears and Lohan skanks never had, and never will. It's like the difference between classical music and rap. One lasts. The other will not.
I know you are a total star-fucker and gay on top of it, so Madonna is some some sort of Queen of the Celeb Pantheon to you, but for Christ's sake, give it a rest. I am so burnt on this has-been bitch, her narcississm, her disgusting vag, and the whole vapid rest of it. You have other great musicians to write about, who by the way, blow this haggard old bicycle tube fart out of the water. Please keep promoting them; Gramaddona doesn't need your help.
Way to up the annie! ROCK ET
Gorejust luv
sooooooooooooooooooooo sexy….for her age
omg this hag isnt she like 500 and she still showing off her vagina which she didnt do in her early days shes such a tranny and a narcisistic bitch… i hate her and her fake english accent…..
HA HA HA HA …. Does anyone else in hear smell what appears to be sour LAMB? I CAN SMELL BITTER ROTTEN LAMB MEAT A MILE AWAY. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I adore Madonna as much as the next girl, but enough is enough. We get it, her album is out soon and that's huge, but most you report every single thing she does?
Madonna sucks- she is a self-absorbed old hag. Stop promoting her Perez- we all know you would love to lick her ass. Just give it up!!
Whats that smell? yES… I smell BITTER lAMB ALL AROUND this place
I can see why you idolize Madonna, Perez. You're both attention whores and have difficulty looking like a female as you get older…
For all of you who said she's old, she's only 50, wait until you're at that age. Until you're 50 and as fit as she is now, shut the fuck up. You keep saying she's old, then why the hell are you looking at her pictures? Why reading about her? Show me a picture from a magazine that isn't photoshopped or airbrushed. Also, this is Perez's website, he CAN do whatever he wants.
Photoshopped!
WATCH THE TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S UGLY PHOTOSHOPPED BODY ON YOUTUBE
WATCH THE TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S UGLY PHOTOSHOPPED BODY ON YOUTUBE
WATCH THE TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S UGLY PHOTOSHOPPED BODY ON YOUTUBE
WATCH THE TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S UGLY PHOTOSHOPPED BODY ON YOUTUBE
WATCH THE TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S UGLY PHOTOSHOPPED BODY ON YOUTUBE
WATCH THE TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S UGLY PHOTOSHOPPED BODY ON YOUTUBE
WATCH THE TRUTH ABOUT MADONNA'S UGLY PHOTOSHOPPED BODY ON YOUTUBE
Re: Alex –
Fuckin fags are the only ones who think she hot.
nO TITS-NO ASS- ALL WRINKLES!! A FUCKIN SHORT UGLY HAG
These pictures are beautiful. Very evocative.
Madonna rocks, and so does this video. Go to youtube and type in: Kallie loves crackers.
Her best and only friend is good lighting.
ah she is so over the hill and why do we have to share her pain with this
Let's all agree not to buy the old whore's cd. Why give her another penny? She is ill and needs to get a life and take care of her kids and service her husband. Let only the bitchy queens support her.
u don´t have to worry baby!!!
WE LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRACIAS PEREZ!!
SPAIN LOVES U!
Madonna needs to go away…she's had her fame. It's annoying that she poses like she is in her 20's or 30's…Madonna…you are friggin 50!!!!! At this rate she'll be getting work done and be digitally enhanced and posing provacitively when she' 90…
lTalk about an aging "no real talent "! Madonna fu**ed her "no real" talent azz to stardom! But her music SUCKS ASS!!!!
Same with MANISTON!! Maniston's movies suck monkey's balls!!! Tranny should have kept her original face!!!!!
Madonna has stolen yet again. She copied the first pic in the chair from Farrah Fawcett. Farrah did this same pose with one eye peeking from her Playboy spread in 1995. Farrah did it like a million times better by the way and came up with her own ideas and style. Madonna just takes and takes and takes.
I'm so over Madonna….
Gosh Perez, Ive been gone for 4 days and come b ack your site is all Madonna
What gives? how much can you write about one person? Im from Michigan and
like her altho she didnt come to Michigan on her last tour ( nice ) ??? How much
can you find to write about her ?
Is it just me, or does Madonna where a very similar looking outfit in EVERY single photo shoot she has done recently? She could use a little variety because I am already getting a little sick of seeing her and she just started!!
Absolutlely AMAZING this women….. can´t get enough.
it s absolutly top top top.
and it doesn´t matter what the sweet 16 years peoples thought about madonna, because theý missed her since madge´s start for 25 years.
LONG LIVE THE AMAZING ABSOLUTELY ONE AND ONLY MADONNA !!!!
WE LOVE YOU !
FLAWLESS AT FIFTY!!!! Yeah! I'm turning fifty tomorrow, I do yoga and am an artist & performer…she is soooo inspiring to women everywhere! You don't have to have all the money in the world to take good care of yourself. I'm proof. I look hot too!
Go Madge Go!
perez why are you mentioning justin timberlake??? dont promote that shit anymore. they don't deserve it.