She Likes To Be On Top!
Filed under: Madonna > Love Line
Madge gets all candid and shiz with Elle and tells the mag that she and hubby Guy Ritchie have 'amazing sex'.
Jeez, peeps, let's stop with the marriage trouble rumors already, k? They have 'amazing sex' so nothing can possibly be wrong! RIGHT????
Her Madgesty also doesn't understand why her marriage generates so much talk. She says, "Posh and Becks are much more interesting. Maybe even Camilla and Charles."
Madonna tells Elle that Guy has helped her embrace her feminine side a little more. She says, "I've learnt to be more pliant, more vulnerable and to be comfortable with that."
Oh yeah, she also sleeps in bed with her Crackberry and will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and send emails or take notes. Cuz she's crazy like!
That phone probably gets more love than her husband!
wouldn't it be fun if Madonna was killed in an auto accident or even assassinated? Then I wouldn't be so tired of hearing about her!
… the sex sucks and she's the man in the relationship? Plus, what's she trying to hide underneath those gloves? Oh, yeah, her grandma hands.
IS SHE PAYING YOU FOR ALL THIS? ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!
Re: Go Away Madonna – LMAO!!
yeh a fluke thats lasted 25 years and is number 3 on billboard at the age of almost 50
I think you might be a little bit thick mate
Re: meme –
HEY STOP COMING HERE THEN>
WE WON'T MISS YOU. YOU A NOBODY!
ENOUGH OF THIS OVERRATED PAP SMEAR!! SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAT A SOFT CORE PORN STAR.. WITH A TERRIBLE BODY AND VOICE.
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Re: bLOODSHOT EYEZ –
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Re: MARACANAZO1950 – you talk about compassion and love meanwhile you are too busy talking bad things about other people you don't even know personally as if you are some kind of Prophet. You should practice what you preach and learn to respect others and their decisions . As far as I'm concerned I don't think you have no ability or any power to change people's mind and you don't have any right to do so either. No matter how many posts you make it will always end up pointless and useless because you are nothing but a person full of jealousy ,anger, hatred and bitterness . You are empty inside and this is your way to feel important. I actually feel sorry for you .I hope you find peace and happiness within yourself and then you can contribute something positive to this world that is truly lacking of peace. If only everyone realize that for every negative things we all do ,even if it's just typing hatred comments toward someone we are all making this world an even sadder place than it already is.
1. I think Maranzano1950 needs psychiatric help - seriously. I think he is schizophrenic.
Secondly - OK listen up Perez… Vadge is OLD. We are so tired of this phony hypocrit. She sits there and says she doesn't want her kids to watch TV - wonder why? Is it because she does not want them to see whores like her with her legs open? She is the worst of the lot. This bitch is delusional. She seriously thinks she is British and sexy. Why does she feel the need to tell us about hee sex life? One of two things - either it is non-existent or she ONCE AGAIN is looking for anything to stay relevant. She is using her old fall back on trick - SEX. Sex sells, she knows that so everytime she knows her age is creeping up on her and becoming an issue she says something about SEX since we all know this gap-toothed bitch is too ugly and untalented to actually get attention for her music. She sux and I am sure her new album does too. PS - She is OLD and UGLY and a HAG and gap-toothed.
Re: MARACANAZO1950 – no one gives a shit about you or your pathetic attempt to convince everyone that you are right .
Dear Lambs,
Like Mariah, you need new material! Your comments are like every Mariah album released since 1995….the same songs over & over again. If this is the best you can do to trash madonna, it's sad. Your comments are obvious, lame & played out….again like a Mariah song. I know Mariahs music can rot a brain but you guys are Brain Dead! It's obvious you guys are threatened by Madonna & her success because Mariah could never achieve what Madonna has on a global scale, but it's not that serious.
Mariah will get an honorable mention below the 10 page article about Madonna being the Biggest selling most successful female artist of all time….I promise cough (don't hold me to it) cough.
ENOUGH WITH MADONNA OVERRATED AND WASHED UP- PEREZ PLEASE STOP IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO CONTINUE
Ok, Perez, we are sick of the Madge coverage. You are getting concentrated around here. How about something fresh squeezed??!!
oh SHE ALSO SLAMMED NEW YORK AND SHE'S A WANNA BE SNOOTY BRIT
++++ yawn ++++ bitch looks rough
I love you Perez for posting more about Madonna !!!!!!!
So Perez how much is she or her lable paying you to put her on your page so much? shes playd out no one really cares exept for all the treanny madona fans…. or not i dont kow bu tnot a lot of people care…. stick to rihana shes hot
I hate this whore. She is SO FUCKING PHONY AND OLD AND WITH GAP-TEETH to boot! NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER STUPID FAKE BRITISH LIFE AND TALKING DOWN TO HER FANS LIKE PEOPLE ARE SO BENEATH HER. HER FAGGY FANS MADE HER BUT SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS SHE IS NOT PRETTY AND NEVER HAS BEEN!
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Re: MARACANAZO1950 – SHUT THE HELL UP
Wait, another story about Madonna? Can't believe that…. Enough already. It's boring.
THIS BITCH IS A WALKING STD AND IS UGLY AND OLD
THIS GAP-TOOTHED HAG WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY RELEVANT.
GO TO HELL VADGE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PHONY UGLY LIFE WITH UGLY TEETH.
MADONNA HAS OVERTAKEN MARIAH FROM #1 AT US iTUNES!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!! OVERTAKE THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER DUMB SONG THAT IS GOING TO DROP LIKE A ROCK!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA HAS OVERTAKEN MARIAH FROM #1 AT US iTUNES!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!! OVERTAKE THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER DUMB SONG THAT IS GOING TO DROP LIKE A ROCK!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA HAS OVERTAKEN MARIAH FROM #1 AT US iTUNES!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!! OVERTAKE THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER DUMB SONG THAT IS GOING TO DROP LIKE A ROCK!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA HAS OVERTAKEN MARIAH FROM #1 AT US iTUNES!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!! OVERTAKE THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER DUMB SONG THAT IS GOING TO DROP LIKE A ROCK!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA HAS OVERTAKEN MARIAH FROM #1 AT US iTUNES!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!! OVERTAKE THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER DUMB SONG THAT IS GOING TO DROP LIKE A ROCK!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA HAS OVERTAKEN MARIAH FROM #1 AT US iTUNES!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!! OVERTAKE THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER DUMB SONG THAT IS GOING TO DROP LIKE A ROCK!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA HAS OVERTAKEN MARIAH FROM #1 AT US iTUNES!!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!!! OVERTAKE THAT FAT FUCK WITH HER DUMB SONG THAT IS GOING TO DROP LIKE A ROCK!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
Madge needs to realize she is no longer a pop idol and retire. She's made millions being a demanding diva bitch so go somewhere and bang her boytoy.
Madonna is looking good.
She is so played out and irrelevant. Only bitchy queers like her shit anyway. Even her husband hates it. She is just not talented but boy does she need attention or what? Sad really. Ugly too.
Perez, please. No more Madonna for a while! Give us a break! It's total overload dude, and I couldn't stand her to begin with. Oh yeah, and there's too much Kylie Minogue lately as well—another singer I couldn't care less about. What the heck is wrong with Madonna's eyes lately? Did her upper eyelid lift go a little too deep or something? They look really weird.
WARNING WARNING,soon as bimbo start talking about how good the sex is at home that means its really shitty at home.Enough of this hag
She looks like a malnurished tranny. Stop with the Madonna invasion on your blog, or do you get paid for it?
This bitch is about as cool as a LASER DISC PLAYER
FUCKING retire the 90's are OVAH……………………
UH OH LAMBS….AS OF TODAY APRIL 2ND 4 MINUTES IS NOW THE #1 DIGITAL TRACK ON ITUNES IN AMERICA! HOW COULD THIS BE FROM AN OLD TRANNY WASHED UP HAS BEEN?…THAT SURE WOULDN'T SAY MUCH FOR mOO mOO NOW WOULD IT? OH AND LETS NOT FORGET…IT TOOK MADONNA ONE WEEK..NOT 7
She looks gorgeous. Im so glad to hear that her marriage is doing fine. I dont get why people are always hoping for celbrity's downfalls
Madonna is a big whore. Below is a list of men that she's slept with that we know about:
Dan Gilroy
Stephen Bray
Jean-Michel Basquiat
Mark Kamins
Jellybean Benitez
Sean Penn
Tony Ward
Vanilla Ice
Dennis Rodman
Carlos Leon
Andy Bird
Guy Ritchie
She needs to keep that worn out twat closed.
To be feminine you must act more pliant and vulnerable? NOOOO NOT MADONNA! I thought she was the ultimate woman… till now.
this photo must have been retouched. her moose knuckle is WAY bigger than that.
everytime we see her face another magazine or whatever,
her marriage slowly dies each time.
oh well…
Perez, get a life and stop posting all this Madonna shit! I think even her fans are tired of see all this crap. Ever herd the word OVER-KILL?!?!?!
Why is he so blind when it comes to this piece of old, washed up trash? He skewers everyone but her.
Re: MyTwoCents –
You forgot about Warren Bette, Sandra Berhartd, and Lola's Daddy(her ex- hispanic gardener).
Re: MyTwoCents – Don't forget to add Warren Beatty to the list of Madonna fucks. I'm sure if we all concentrate would could come up with hundreds. Maybe Lourdes can add a few too. She's such a good role model as a mom.
I never really understood the whole Madonna thing. Musically she is nothing special, she has the acting ability of a dead salmon…good image maker and marketing person I guess. I do know she is a good dancer, but her music and acting just don't cut it.
Ug. I saw Madonna this week giving an interview. She was nagging Guy, who was standing right next to her, and he rolled his eyes.
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Poor guy. You have to be a saint to live with her.
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Perez, quit giving Madonna space on your blog. She's a hag.
Re: 1234
Thats because the contest is over WHICH PROVES the song is shit & how her fans bought multiple copies.
But It did only take 1 week for Madonna to catch up to what took Mimi 7 weeks….They know Madonna is one fierce B.itch & are threatened by her.
I hate her kid; she's such a stuck up brat!!! And Madonna is just getting tacky nowadayz wearing ho clothes??? I mean she's the age of my grandma!
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Everyone..and I mean literally……..criticize her…come on in here..she this and shes that…YA DA YA DA YA DA…while…she sits in her throne…filty rich…
DO I smell jealousy…
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over 20 years and everyone still talks about her..now that is an accomplishment!!!!!!
Madonna talking about sex? She's never done that before!! Always evolving, remember! This is a new thing for Madonna!
Perez…….You can't come back as Madonna……get over it.
When's Madonna's birthday? I want to send her some pants. Someone else can foot the bill for buying her dignity; I'd go into debt if I tried to buy this Michiigander some class.
every time i read comments in caps from ardent madonna defenders, i picture some really old, fat mexican chola yelling in broken english. like the kind you'd see on jerry springer, screaming at the audience. U JUS JELIZ!! WUT! WUT! SID DOWN BISH, SID DOWN, I COULD SNAP YO AZZ!!! BITCH!! crazy dolts!
Yeah RIGHT> bitch, PLEASE.
OLD BITCH.
why is she trying SO hard….and why is Perez SO into it?
Ah, Madonna. They said you'd be nothing more than a passing fad. They were wrong. Some also said you had vocal talent They were wrong there, too! LOL.
So can the media be trusted. I think not.
Why doesn't this bitch retire? She has enough money to last her a hundred life times. She is so vain and arrogant that she doesn't realize noone gives a shit about her. She lacks talent and her music has always been shit. She's so damn insecure and all the money she has is not enough for her. Only someone confident and secure in themselves would not need to have so much plastic surgery. What a class-less bitch she is to talk about her sex life, as if any one really cares.
Perez te queremos mucho en España!!!
Tiens que coseguir 1 entyrevista con Madonna!
estoy seguro de k la tendras !!! Te lo mereces!
UGH!! Who gives a flying f*** about her. I am getting sick of Madonna. Please get off of her jock!! She is an old hag and doesn't deserve all of this attention. She is all bark and no bite.
SHE IS SO FREAKING HOT!
Re: Vadge/Ester is old and an ugly whore – you and Maracanazano1950 are both fucking TROLLS here on Perez and you both need to get lost.
PLEASE put pants on!!!!
yawn. Granny has got to quit pushing the sex angle. It is old. She is old. She was never hot anyway unless you like hairy nipples. I saw hers in Playboy. Ugh!
Don't all crackberry owners sleep with them on their own little pillow?
In a seriousness… they're the greatest alarm clock ever created.
People that brag about their sex lives insecure. That stuff should be private.
You're one lucky gal Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These pics are awesome! Cant wait for HARD CANDY!!! 4 MINUTES is going to be no.1 soon!
Considering her old age she must be going though a gallon of KY jelly a week.
eeewwwwwwwwwwwww her face is disgusting. she looks like a drag
Who cares, I am so sick of seeing this hideous 50 something year old all over the place… She was good in the 80's… Let's leave her there!
honestly, im soooo sick of hearing/looking/reading about madonnna. i cant stand her music and she just irritates me. like honestly people, what is the obsession. geesh!!!
Ever wonder why Madonna wears GLOVES all the time? ………HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez you are hilarious!
Give me a break! Enough of this Madonna crap, her new song sucks ass!
fuck all you young people who diss on Madonna. Seriously the bitch is FIERCE! She blows all of your generations pop artists out of the water. And when you all are close to turning 50 you'll be fat and ugly, so piss off!
I am so sick of her! And why is she comparing her marriage to that of Posh & Becks; or Charles and Camila? She is such a Brit wanna-be! Her husband is British, but she is NOT! She is American and she is from Michigan! Ugh. Enough.
Re: Phishy – no, because then they'd be even more obsessed with her! like the princess di thing all over again. she'll die someday though, rest assured, and you can be sure she won't be passing through the pearly gates
She's should learn to use the English language better if she's effecting the English accent. There's not such word as "learnt"–ignorant slut.
She's should learn to use the English language better if she's effecting the English accent. There's a such word as "learnt" but it's archaic and ignorant in modern useage.
no talent whore old ugly go away…