Mimi's Demands
Filed under: Anglophilia > Mariah Carey
At a CD signing in London on Tuesday, photographers were ordered to only take shots of the right side of Mariah Carey's face.
She knows what works for her!
From the left side, Mimi looks like THIS!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm
How about shooting only from the left side of her fat ass….
EWWW>
PEREZ HOW COULD YOU INSULT RUMER LIKE THAT??
MARIAH'S DOGS LOOK WAY PRETTIER THAN HER>
DO YOU NOTICE THAT ALL HER DOGS ARE MALE??
AND ALL HER BACKUP SINGERS ARE FAT AND BLACK??
BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO STANDOUT PRETTIER IN COMPARISON.
30 YEARS FROM NOW, SHE'LL PROBABLY LOOK LIKE ARETHA FRANKLIN.
ALL VOICE, BIG EGO AND FAT. (NOT PHAT BUT LIKE, FAT!!!)
she's always the same. even her new album it sounds the same, she looks the same, she's like GODDEST of DIVAS!!! LOVE HER!!!
Re: pumpkin blossom –
I MEAN MARIAH IS UGLIER THAN JACK AND J.J. HER DOGS>
SHE IS SO INSECURE WITH HER LOOKS, SHE ONLY SURROUNDS HERSELF WITH UGLIER WOMEN.
UNLIKE MADONNA, WHO OPENLY EMBRACES YOUNGER AND SUCCESSFUL FEMALE STARLETS LIKE BRITNEY, CHRISTINA, KYLIE, RIHANNA AND KATE NASH.
MARIAH HAS BEEN HORRIBLY HOSTILE TO CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND RECENTLY, WAS PISSED OFF WHEN A JOURNALIST COMPARED LEONA LEWIS TO HER WHILE PROMOTING HER RECORD AT THE SELFRIDGES STORE IN LONDON>
MARIAH SOUNDS LIKE A BITTER AND EGOSTITICAL MANIAC WHO DOES NOT LIKE ANYONE TO BE BETTER THAN HER>
SHE SHOULD REFLECT ON HER TRASHY PAST WHERE SHE LOOKED LIKE A SKINNY POODLE ON HER FIRST ALBUM AND ACCEPT HER SHORT COMINGS>
MARIAH SHOULD BE HEARD, NOT SEEN!!!!!
This broad is boring and gross.
so funny totally cracked me up P
I WISH I COULD BE HOT BUT I AM FAT AND LOVE KFC TOO MUCH!!! WELL AT LEAST I WILL GET MY 18th #1! WE HAD TO SHELL OUT SOOOO MUCH CASH TO RADIO STATIONS TO PLAY MY SHIT SONG BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. SADLY NO ONE WILL REMEMBER MY CRAP SONG A YEAR FROM NOW JUST LIKE THE REST OF MY HITS, BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER RIGHT!? OH AND LAMBS DONT FORGET TO BY THE 12 DIFFERENT EDITIONS OF MY NEW CD THAT I AM GOING TO PUMP OUT OVER THE NEXT YEAR SO I CAN CHEAT AND INFLATE MY SALES TO LOOK BIGGER LIKE I DID WITH MY LAST ALBUM!!! AND DONT FORGET TO SEE ME TOUR THIS SUMMER! I WONT BE TOURING ARENAS SINCE I CANT SELL THEM OUT, BUT YOU CAN CATCH ME AT KFC WHERE I WILL BE DOING SHOWS. I LOVE YOU MY LAMBS!
Haha, good one.
LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHA
DIVALICIOUS
LMFAO!!!
She's always made that request….er..DEMAND! It really doesn't matter though…no matter what angle she's still got the fug…she's got A LOT of fug, and by the way…have you noticed she doesn't do close ups? All far off shots and all heavily shadowed/photoshopped. SHE even knows she's got a bad case of the fug!
years ago she did an interview on tv in australia - lying on a chase lounge with only the right side of her face in view - it was ridiculous and I definately think her popularity in australia went down after that - she is a diva in a bad way
LMFAO
that was gold.
ACTUALLY, MS. HARD COCK DOES NOT EMBRACE UP AND COMING YOUNGER TRASHBAGS TO JOIN HER ON STAGE SO SHE CAN MOLEST AND ABUSE THEM, SHE USES THEM BECAUSE HER ALBUM SALES HAVE BEEN ON A HUGE SLUMP. NOW, SHES GOING TO USE JUSTIN TIMBERCUNT TO SELL HER NOISES OF PROSTITUTION. 4 MINUTES OF TRUMPETS, TIMBERCUNT, AND HER HUMPING FLOORS WITH CONES ON HER LITTLE-ASS BOOBS. AND YES, I CALLED THEM BOOBS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMALL, THEY BELONG ON A LITTLE KID. OH, AND THE ONLY REASON TIMBO IS HAVING PITY ON MS. TRASHYPANTS IS BECAUSE SHE USE TO SUCK RODMAN'S NASTY, TRANNY, DISEASE WRITTEN DICK.
ACTUALLY, MS. HARD COCK DOES NOT EMBRACE UP AND COMING YOUNGER TRASHBAGS TO JOIN HER ON STAGE SO SHE CAN MOLEST AND ABUSE THEM, SHE USES THEM BECAUSE HER ALBUM SALES HAVE BEEN ON A HUGE SLUMP. NOW, SHES GOING TO USE JUSTIN TIMBERCUNT TO SELL HER NOISES OF PROSTITUTION. 4 MINUTES OF TRUMPETS, TIMBERCUNT, AND HER HUMPING FLOORS WITH CONES ON HER LITTLE-ASS BOOBS. AND YES, I CALLED THEM BOOBS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMALL, THEY BELONG ON A LITTLE KID. OH, AND THE ONLY REASON TIMBO IS HAVING PITY ON MS. TRASHYPANTS IS BECAUSE SHE USE TO SUCK RODMAN'S NASTY, TRANNY, DISEASE WRITTEN DICK.
ACTUALLY, MS. HARD COCK DOES NOT EMBRACE UP AND COMING YOUNGER TRASHBAGS TO JOIN HER ON STAGE SO SHE CAN MOLEST AND ABUSE THEM, SHE USES THEM BECAUSE HER ALBUM SALES HAVE BEEN ON A HUGE SLUMP. NOW, SHES GOING TO USE JUSTIN TIMBERCUNT TO SELL HER NOISES OF PROSTITUTION. 4 MINUTES OF TRUMPETS, TIMBERCUNT, AND HER HUMPING FLOORS WITH CONES ON HER LITTLE-ASS BOOBS. AND YES, I CALLED THEM BOOBS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMALL, THEY BELONG ON A LITTLE KID. OH, AND THE ONLY REASON TIMBO IS HAVING PITY ON MS. TRASHYPANTS IS BECAUSE SHE USE TO SUCK RODMAN'S NASTY, TRANNY, DISEASE WRITTEN DICK. NOW SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THAT BULGE IN THOSE BOXING SHORTS THAT HER STUPID-ASS IS SPORTING THESE DAYS!
Yeah, shes soo Hollywood. The whole picture thing tho, shes been like that forever! Its her "better side".
Whoriah Scarey is a stupid whore!
can you change the "click here" link to the trannysue's pics… cause thats funny AND true….
OK…SOOOO.. EVERYBODY knows Mariah only gets pics from the right and IF you are lucky to get a Left pic that is worth some $$$$!! OH and can't wait for the 3rd single which was sang at THE HILLS premiere party!!!!
my ass… than why is the left side of her face on the cover of her new CD??
hahahaahahahaha!
E' assurdo ma chi è Mariah Carey? mi chi conosce le sue canzoni
E' uno schifo
certo che sieta strani voi americani
l'unica cosa buona e dico l'unica è il mito di Elvis
per il resto siete nulla………….ma nulla…………..
……?
Old news. She has been requesting this for years.
Hmmm how come Bruce Willis hasnt caught up to Perez yet? Its gotta happen.
Mariah has lived the American dream.
FYI >>>>>>>The link is pulling up Rumor Willis
No matter who you are people are always gonna hate, you want what you cant have. No matter how you look at it she is gorgeous, and people hating on her is not gonna change that. Her talent is undeniable, its no wonder why she has more # hits than any other recodring artist and is the biggest selling female artist of all time. So I guess it doesnt matter weather people like her looks or personality. Guess those facts dont matter. Keep hating on her players!!!
HAHAHA
"from the left side she looks like THIS"
UGH……THIS IS JUST SAD….WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO MEET ANY DEMANDS THAT THIS GIZMO LOOKIN DIRTY WOMAN IS BEYOND ME!!!!!
GO MIMI WE LOVE UR SONGSS!
AND WE LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funnier? You just called him an angel… Believe you were looking for angle there smarty.
hahaha, it took me forever to get it…….thats hysterical!!