The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Jessica Simpson > John Mayer
Yes, it's true!
100% happened!
John Mayer likes to make out with girls and boys.
Perez talks all about that wild night at club Stereo in NYC with the singer in the new issues of Life & Style and In Touch.
FYI: Mayer's rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it's true.
P.S. John's a really good kisser!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
you fucking lucky bitch
fun?… i bet it was…..
Prezcious, you are lookin' hot!
let me guess
this is another stunt from aston kutchers douche of a show
is this for ashton kutchers show?
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ
you are a motherfucking joke. a motherfucking fat ugly joke.
you are so stupid. do you think you are a celebrity now??
nobody likes you. they only uses you. people sing at you birthday just so you can write about them. enjoy your five minutes of fame you big fat motherfucking jerk. fuck you and fuck your site. i hate you with all my heart. you are so stupid. Take care!
OMG Perez……Thats Hot! John is adorable. Perez love it..YOU ROCK! You come to Atlanta? Lets meet at BLAKES!
EWW Perez John is soo ugly
why would your make out with him!
gross…
GIRRRL… please…. Why would make out with that hag? Ugh.
Re: kylie – Get over it… Its a free country he can say what he wants. Besides John cast the first stone…. King P just dusted off and threw it back….
Whats so funny is John Mayer staff and a very few amount of stupid fans of his trying to out post to make it look like a lie.
Most of John Mayer's fan base know it's true because most of us already talked about it on his mess. board. We are not surprised at all we suspected John went both ways long time ago. I'm sure long post he did was phony to get attention to.
This is his chance to come clean because it would help other guys that a struggling with this issue. To farther deny it is to say John Mayer care more about money more than helping people with real issues.
Who photoshopped you in that picture Perez? Or have you lost weight?
I loves the giddy look on your face, Perez!
He is an intelegent guy, if you read what you proport he is saying about you ;you would get teh point.
He is a very intelegent man, and persistantly shows this. Especially so in your case.
Its unfortunate to piss the point this badly, are you "telling" on John, or mearly gloating so you look good?
you must walk around with the biggest sense of entitlement "perez' and it astounds me. youre as egotistical and self important as most of the people that you post about. every once in awhile, you do something that makes me think you have a sense of decency, whether its posting a charity or making change. if you had any good in you, you would have understood the message in johns blog and known that while you didn't like what he wrote about you, it was true. you have no friends. you are a user of people. and thats sad. anything that you do on this site in terms of charities and goodwill is, in my opinion, what you use to be able to sleep at night. you continually disgust me.
Eww who would make out with a fat tub of lard like Perez? Geez, Perez you're such a bitch my god, chill. You don't need to lash out at John Mayer ’cause he mentioned you, and you want revenge blah blah. Honestly I bet this shit never happened, you are in DENIAL. Go and fuck a woman. You're a disgrace to gays.
Jesus fuck Perez- no t-shirts! Nice spare tire lardO… large flowing clothes Perez… cover that shit up!! Decency DEMANDS it!
Love you more today than I did yesterday..If it was possible.
I so believe it. Time for John Mayer publicity team to get to work denying and lying about it. Thats what he pay them millions. Must have been a good night for John because he sure stayed on Perez's ass after that night. I thought John played for both sides. I know John is worried about the few chick fans that thought they had a chance with John.
The John Mayer part of this story, SUPER HOT. The Perez part, not so much.
awww…
that made me smile!!
=)
Kutcher is behind this
Aw, get it bitch! You're so fierce!
I'm jealous. John Mayer is SO hot.
Great picture of the both of you, love!
It's not nice to kiss and tell! But John is hot, so wow
Wow, that's disgusting and low. John Mayer is a cutie, I doubt he'll ever do that.
Go P-Nasty!!!
Oh Jennygirl, I so feel sorry for you, but it's fans like you that keep him lock in the closet. JM maybe rich but he can't seem to pay enough to unlock himself out of the closet.
LATE APRIL FOOLS JOKE PEREZ. . . WAY TO KISS AND TELL.
Who hasn't kissed someone of the same sex or even experimented to see what it's like. Big Deal.. i'm sure there was liquor involved too. People do crazy shit sometimes.
DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PICTURE OF THEM MAKING OUT???
WAITTTTT….THERE ISNT ONE.
NO PICTURE = NO PROOF.
I FIND IT AMUSING THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS GUYS FAT ASS.
PEREZ GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN, AND STOP TRYING TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THORUGH CELEBRITIES.
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Perez, I want 2 c a pic of
U 2 kizzing…thatz hottttttttt
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awsome
….and Jessica watched ! ! ! This is is getting good.
yeah right, sure that happened.. in your dreams perez! Why on earth would he choose to kiss your fat ugly mug? Either you are just getting back at him or you must have slipped a little something into his drink and molested him while he was unconcious!
ashton kutcher has to be behing that. \perez, stop bullshitting us.
PEREZ!!!!! EVEN IF JOHN MAYER WAS GAY, YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE HE WOULD WANT YOOOOOOUR DISGUSTING FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
I'm pretty sure if John Mayer was gay he would have HIGHER STANDARDS!!!!!!!
i do not believe this, absolutely false perez
dream on perez.
Never would that happen
Can we say POP FICTION?????????
PEREZ YOU WHORE!! Stay away from my man
I don't know why, but this makes me like John Mayer even more….I can't really explain. BTW Perez, you are looking quite svelte these days. Keep it up girl!
Re: shannEn* –
In your dreams that John would ever want someone as fat and pimped faced as you, you fuckin hog.
BULLSHIT!! John would not stoop that low.
I SMELL POP FICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very cool! This makes me like John even MORE. We need more bisexuals in the public eye. I'm all for boys kissing boys, and maybe watch a little bit.
HE IS HOOOOOOOOOT. I'm Jealous.
I actually read this last night and went to bed thinking of John Mayer. I had the best dream. I didn't want to wake up.
DAMN he looks good.
Is he pointing to his herpes outbreak.What a couple of ass munchers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh come now, people, can't you tell by the mocking tone that Perez is just fooling around, April-fool style. I do believe he is feeling frisky and attractive due to his recent impovements and rightly so! Remember, folks, this is Perez's blog and he can say what-evah he feels like saying. If you don't like it, go make your own dam blog.
Love, laughter, & peace.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geniuses!!! Obviously this is the latest stunt for the E! show Pop Fiction!!!!!!!
So what is up with Mayer craping on you with his blog??? He WANTED this out there didn't he!!!!! Broadning his demographic!!!!!!!
Perez I love how you lied to In Touch about your own quotes…you said "Shut your pie hole or I will tell everyone about that night at Stereo" yet you told them you said "We will always have that night at Stereo" so what else are you lying about? I highly doubt that he would have "turned you on" and "made out with you for five minutes with Jessica Simpson waiting for him nearby" so thats sad you'd gothat far just to try and embarrass someone like John Mayer who honestly is so matrue that you could embarrass him if you tired. He has dignity and you cant take that from him.
Looking fly in the pic Perez.
Was this before or after he wrote about you in his blog?
So how much of the date rape drug did you have to give him Perez?
Disappointing…in both of you
ow ow go perez =]
no way
As usual, Perez has no class.
I'll always think highly of John. He's insightful and his blog shows it.
So not fair! I'm so jealous. haha
BTW, your totally looking dreamy in the top pic! Keep up the good work!
All this talk about 'pop fiction' by perez lately…Im thinking that this is just another stunt!
Please. John mayer is hot, he would never make out with YOU. He was probably super drunk, perez was begging him to do it, so he probably gave him a little peck. Do you guys really like mr. perez hilton who LOVES outing celebrities would not be able to get his hands on a picture of him and john mayer making out?? PUH-LEEZ…NEXT!
I thought you said you weren't gonna talk about it. I remember you threatening JM on your site a while back by taunting, "…if you don't….I'll talk about what happened that night at Stereo." So sleezy.
I really think that if this DID happen, there would be photographic proof. You claim he not only kissed you, but did so for 5 minutes. If that were the case, and this was at Stereo, someone would have taken a picture. I mean, that's just how I feel.
Re: Christa – I agree. This makes me think less of you Perez and I am a big fan!
Ewww. I am so shocked that anyone would make out with you!
gross
John Mayer has no standards! I bet it was like kissing a filthy toilet seat!
this is another SBMG artist
Has anyone noticed those pics are from December 2006? Check it.
omg omg omg i bet jessica cried for hours omg omg omg
Perez! YOUR SO SLUTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT
omg tell me more!
go perez , go perez shake ya booty shake ya booty
This situation is the exact reason why the homosexual men in this country get no respect. It is immature, self-centered, wimpy men like you who give good men who are homosexual a bad name. You are a cry baby and what you have done has made John Mayers blog look even more true. Talk about no self confidence. You, Mr. Perez are one of the reasons why society doesn't have any compassion for homosexuals. You are "pathetic" to say the least. John chooses to share light in this world of darkness with his music, regardless of his personal life. You are part of that darkness and I am sad for you.
WAIT A MINUTE!
THIS ISNT AN ASHTON STUNT IS IT????????????????
Do you understand this right Perez? Q ASCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is sooooooooo for popfiction
He is that desperate ????
If you believe that John M likes boys I have a nice big piece of land to for sale.. CHEAP… Gimme a fucking break Perez.. this is SO not true.. YOU WISH yes but not true.. Sorry sister.
john can do better.
one thing is funny though: if those pics are from December 2006 and it shows you had lost some weight, how come in 2007 you looked gigantic? Either this is one fat lie (even though it says in the picture that was the action took place in 2006) or you were trying to lose weight and you gained it through 2007…am i making any sense?
I really hope you're not the kind of man to kiss and tell, cuz that's really spiteful.
Aww perez you're so cute!!
But c'mon you can do better than john mayer!!
=PP
You can tell John is into guys.
Low blow Perez.
So, to get this straight, YOU can blog and shit about Mayer, but when he indirectly mentions you on his blog, its worthy of this?
Thats real petty of you. Grow up.
John Mayer's song "Say" my kid replace the word Gay with say.
She goes "gay cause you know your gay". It's so funny.
perez is betting looking than john mayer
You're looking GREAT, Perez!!! Keep up the working out!
John Mayer must be the bravest man on planet to make out with a chubby fag like you!!!!!!!!
Damn that's gross!!!!!
We do not need to know this kind of stuff!!!!
Mentiroso mugroso!
I don't believe it for a second, but, I just wanted to tell you, Mentiroso, that you are looking GREAT these days.
What are you doing different? It's working.
Regardless of the validity of this story, it is first and foremost a classness and tacky thing to do. If this, for some sick reason, is fact, have you never heard of not kissing and telling? Come on, Perez. Show a little tact.
However, I strongly question the validity of this assertion. I don't know, he just seems pickier than that, I guess.
1000!
If John Mayer would stand up and say "I'm gay" it would give the gay world more credibility. John Mayer is a wimp hiding in the closet and thats whats wrong with being gay. The Ellen DeGeneres help the gays more than a John Mayer hiding in the closet.
Pop Fiction! Right?
Mayer don't seem picky to me at all. He seem kinda scummy.
Look at Jessica Simpson we all thought that was slumming.
Youre still STAR JONES no doubt about it.
Since when is kissing "hooking up"?
This whole site has become pathetic because its increasing become all about you and the adoration of overweight teens who spend more time trying to be "first" than actually reading something that might make them more inteligent….
HOWS THAT GASTRIC BYPASS WORKING OUT FOR YOU PEREZ?
Usually those that spend their time criticizing others do so because of their own insecurities. It makes them feel better to know that someone else out there has flaws too. Perez, you lashed out because your insecurity consumed you. You'll eventually regret it but perhaps a dose of humility will do you some good.
NO WAY!! OMG I NOW THAT JOHN IS FUNNY!! BUT COME ON!! THIS IS CRAZY!!
Who the fuck would kiss a mutant bunny rabbit like Perez?? Give John Mayer a fucking break people, do you think he's gonna give up his dignity for a bitching, ugly rodent???
YOU GO PEREZ!
You look so good blonde!!!!!!
If these pics are current, you are looking great!
So let's see, just a few posts further down you comment on Jason Wahler saying: The latest loser whoring out his life for the cameras. What do you think you just did there?? Congratulations. You're one step further to realizing your dream of being the same sort of Hollywood tragedy that you lampoon. Fool.
ITS THE HAIR, PEREZ, ITS YOUR HAIRR!
ohhh really??? hahahahahah
wow john… first Jessica Simpson (Gorgeous)
now Perez Hilton????? (??????)