The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Jessica Simpson > John Mayer
Yes, it's true!
100% happened!
John Mayer likes to make out with girls and boys.
Perez talks all about that wild night at club Stereo in NYC with the singer in the new issues of Life & Style and In Touch.
FYI: Mayer's rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it's true.
P.S. John's a really good kisser!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Yeah…right! When pigs fly.
perez i'm dissapointed .. you were always wailing on john mayer why did this just come out now? and selling your story to life & style and intouch was just pathetic and ronchi;\ i've loved this blog and always supported you but this is just too far. way to go sellout!!
YOU. LUCKY. BITCH!!!
oh perez why?
selling out not the way to go, very dissapointed.
get ready for the back lash because its a coming.
OMG PEREZ!!! LUCKKYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
dissapointing
I didn't think you would stoop this low to kiss and tell 
Damn, what's the name of that Ashton Kutcher show………?
ITS FROM ASHTON KUTCHERS SHOW
well look at all these pages. No one could not have log into the other web sites because everybody was here. Just proves this is the hottes spot to be. Go you Perez and a big plus for scoring with John Mayer loads of female fans are so jealous of you righ now. I love it here please keep up the good work.
Janelle I always heard John Mayer likes his women dumb and stupid thank for showing us how stupid.
might as well exploit it, the mags obviously did it first anyways ..
HaI knew he was into men I knew he was into men I knew he was into men ha
HaI knew he was into men I knew he was into men I knew he was into men ha
HaI knew he was into men I knew he was into men I knew he was into men ha
HaI knew he was into men I knew he was into men I knew he was into men ha
HaI knew he was into men I knew he was into men I knew he was into men ha
HaI knew he was into men I knew he was into men I knew he was into men ha
You see right there is why I love this place so much never a dull moment.
Loving you to Perez.
You wish!
Dear Paris Hilton,
Wait a minute, hold it…did I just write PARIS HILTON? I meant Perez Hilton.
I think John Mayer was right on the money when he wrote,
“This is about a guy who maintains a celebrity blog that subsists on tearing other people down but who has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man.”
You have a crush on a straight man, so you intentionally try to hurt him. Do you want to hurt him because HE doesn’t love you, or because YOU don’t love you?
It appears that you are dealing with a great deal of psychic pain, and I almost feel sorry for you…
So jealous! Sooo jealous! Can I join in on that?!
Lucky you!
I been a fan for along time and I believe John has had male lovers. I'm not shocked at all.
I just have to say this is the biggest crock of shit I've heard in a looooooooong time, even IF john was Bi- he wouldn't hook up with your ugly ass!!LOL
Re: LOLA –
I LOVE YOU LOLA!!!Thank God someone else feels the same way!!I couldn't have said it better
I want to see the pics!!! of yo two making out need proof. They would probably make me feel sick though
this isnt fucking true at all
Re: Jackie19 – You know there is no proof that shit would have had the paps eating it up and they would have sooo already had them sold and printed!!PEREZ is a loser!!
I don't believe this… john mayer would never make out with perez even if he was drunk.. perez wanted to finally be in a magazine… BOYCOTT PEREZ BOYCOTT PEREZ!!!!!! I LOVE JOHN MAYER!!!!
perez you made this up for attention.
I soooo believe it! I always thought he was a closet homosexual. You can tell my the way he combs his hair..LOL But seriously P - why did you put him on blast like this? I bet he gets more famous now!
gross. looks like john mayer has a nasty cold sore coming in the very near future.
Oh Perez. You diva. There is a big difference between getting drunk and kissing someone just to cause a scene, and actually having a meaningful makeout session. Let's be honest here, who hasn't gotten drunk and kissed someone of the same sex? It happens to the best of us. You're making yourself look bad by acting like it was something serious. Plus, if John did decide to swing that way, he would never go for someone like you.
NEVER kiss and tell perez, you of all people should know this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we all freaking know that this is just a freakin response to johns blog post that called you out on being a gay guy who is self concious. john would not kiss a dude and if he did it wouldnt be you. this whole made up story is just proof that john is right about you and everyone else who belives this. you are self concious perez and thats why you had to post this load of crap. you just couldnt man up to the fact that someone called you out for a change instead of you always bad mouthing every other celebrity. im glad john wrote that and im glad that you proved his point for everyone.
ahhh im so jealous!!
thats so cool.
Re: carol – NEED ME TO REMOVE THE STICK THATS IN YOUR ASS. IF YOUR SO OFFENDED BY THIS, THEN DONT READ IT!!!!
The thing is John talk around this all the time–The Rolling Stone interview he said "You see a cute guy at the gym, I’ll be him. Or we’ll get him. I don’t care.”
^^John wasn't joking. This is what I think he did that night. Now watch John lie about it.
YEAH RIGHT and if people actually read and understood the blog CORRECTLY JM wasn't insulting anyone-he was just giving TRUE examples of how people act INCLUDING HIMSELF.
ive been reading your comment and i think i realized why everyone is so upset that you released this……they find you so utterly repulsive that it is a slap in John Mayers face you to let anyone know that he would consider coming near you. Some are even trying to rationalize it w/ "he was high" "its an april fool joke" "he must have been so drunk he thought your fat ass was a doughnut"
you poor bastard
Asshole that wants to see the pictures, even if you saw pictures you are still to dumb to accept it. So shut the hell up.
john & i are no longer your friend. tacky
i am just going to believe this is another ashton kutcher stunt. please, let it be another ashton kutcher stunt
Mrs. John Mayer Why don't you start the boycott and click your ass out of
here. We like it here thats why we are staying so You get out Whore.
perez your fucking gross.. john must of been totally wasted when he made out with you.
S000…JOHN MAYER IS GAY???
I think this is really sucky of you, Perez. The fact that you mentioned Stereo in the last three posts about John Mayer make it clear that you were using any excuse to stir up gossip about this incident.
I can't believe you would sit on this for two years only to sell out to some rags and humiliate Mayer this way.
In some ways, yes, he has it coming for making out with "Hollywood's Most Hated" "Queen of all Media," but it's pretty spiteful and juvenile to go public with this information now out of some probably petty slight you feel has been committed.
People make mistakes and do stupid things when they're drunk. I think it's despicable that straight women are given a free pass to make out with their girlfriends in clubs, but men are attacked with these reports. It's obscene of you to use this as a weapon in such a salacious way instead of normalizing it and helping society see this outside of the truly homophobic and discriminatory lens that is currently in place.
I think I'm going to have to boycott this site. Thanks for the good run while it lasted.
All those threaten to boycott….what are you waiting for and why are you still here making Perez blog more of a big success. Loving it here huh can't seem to leave can you.
I notice evertime John Mayer is in public he can't stop bringing up Perez's name. I think John has a serious man crush on Perez. Thats why his fans with the same psychosis won't leave. Perez you are a star love you.
I guess John Mayer is gay no wonder Jessica dropped him. It's good she is not around him during this time. It's good Jessica has Tony she never have to look back on this loser again.
can you say….. pop fiction?
People see John Mayer hiding in the closet, this is really what hurts the gay community. It sends a message that being gay is so bad you have to hide it and lie to the world.
Dude. You need to get a grip. I am getting sick of your ego. So John mentioned you in a blog that you think was less than positive. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU DO TO EVERYONE ELSE EVERY DAY? Blow sunshine and rainbows up their ass? No. You slam TONS of people.
If this thing with John actually happened - lucky you, he's not. But using it against him because you poor little ego is bruised is so NOT hot. It's annoying and stupid.
Why do you consistantly refer to john as 'fug' if you admit you are attracted to him AND if you made out with him? stupid…
I luv you Perez and I think youre awesome but I dont believe this at all I need some proof… It it had happen when you said it did why didnt you take about it earlier…
Hint don't you think you can help Mayers web page if you go stop on his site. It must be dead over there. Just saying you might find good company that agree with you. You can all sing pansy songs and have a joyfull time.
Damn, P. Guess what John wrote in his blog really struck a chord with you, huh? Ever heard of taking the high road? Being a bigger person? Using a harmless little thing like a kiss between two drunks (on New Years Eve two years ago) as ammo when that person upsets you is childish. Makes you look petty.
This smells like an Ashton prank!!
I think John has a crush on Perez too in Johns interview he does manage to bring up PH's name all the time. If PH was nother John wouldn't bring up his name. Hey ya'll John just posted you might want to go read it.
John do look real cozy with Perez in that 2nd picture.
OMG Perez you are losing weight and look pretty damn good. Good for you all the Best
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK IT DID HAPPEN. AND I DO BELIEVE THAT PEREZ HAS HAD JOHN IN HIS BACK POCKET (NO PUN INTENDED) EVER SINCE.
JOHN'S BEEN FEEDING PEREZ WITH ALL OF THE LATEST MUSIC BITS AND UP AND COMING STARS. PEREZ IS TAKING THE CREDIT FOR IT AND NOW JOHN'S FED UP WITH HIM. PEREZ IS MAD AND THIS IS THE RESULT.
MY HUSBAND ALWAYS SAID JOHN WAS EITHER GAY OR BI. SOME PEOPLE JUST KNOW THESE THINGS.
DISAPPOINTING, NONE THE LESS.
PEREZ, TAKE A SURVEY ON WHO IS NEW BEARD WILL BE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!! YES!!!!
THIS UPSETS ME VERY MUCH.
ALRIGHT.
JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT JOHN MAYER IN YOUR PANTS.
AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU IN HIS BLOG,
DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD DO THIS TO HIM, AS SOME KIND OF REVENEGE.
THIS IS PATHETIC AND EVEN IF THIS IS TRUE
KEEEP IT TO YOUR SELF.
NO NEED TO BRING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF.
I USED TO LOVE YOU.
YOU JUST LOST A FAN.
Thats so depressing.
In your dreams!
WOW, what a flaming asshole you are.
It's shameful that it's always people like you who are representing us all (Southern Californians, Americans).
SHAMEFUL. You should be ashamed, Mario. How sad!
So it's YOU who this is directed to.????
March 02, 2008
I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.
SO JOHN stopped returning the calls and you got angry. Makes sense now. Wow, what a way to be outed!!!!!
WOW, what a fucking loser. You, of course. Feel sorry for him.
You're just as big of a douchebag as Avril! Yep and she's incredibly popular now that *that* cats out of the bag *snort*
Your fifteen minutes are almost up, Perez, maybe you should get your thumb out of your ass and start polishing it for hitchhiking.
ew, i lose all respect for john mayer if this is true. perez is a fat peice of lard!
How HOTTTT! Next time it happens can I watch?
Ewww…even is John Mayer did like making out with guys, he'd NEVER kiss someone as gross as Perez!
Nasty SOB.
Love You Perez…..But I have to agree….it's way sexier to not "kiss and tell" this kinda screams a desire for publicity……You don't need it! Lookin great! Love the hair!
did he fuck u?
John is quirky enough to pop a kiss on a guy, I wouldn't be surprised. I certainly don't think YOU'RE the guy though Perez. Look at the women he has under his belt. PLEASE, keep dreaming. John's got way better taste.
p.s. Is it me or is your website turning to crap? First you go off on John because of his blogs, and now you're posting crap about Nick Carter being an alcoholic where in neither of the new pics you've posted is he seen with alcohol at all, and are going by someone else's statements.
CRAP CRAP CRAP.
very hot!
Perez, you biatch… soo lucky lol
this is the best I've seen Perez look since he appeared on the Sopranos!
i think it's total bullshit that you outed him- if he wants to come out and talk about being bi then he should be the one to have done so- after all he is the one that claims to be straight…
perez is fat ugly. and he is just a big ass hole… hes gay, and thats wrong.. as much as people try to make is seem like its ok.. it really isnt.. old gay people are always unhappy, and always look back and say.. why couldnt i just have been straight.. and they are screwed by then.. if anyone is gay here.. then back away from it.. it will only bring you problems.. be straight.. the way life is suppose to be.. and good deeds will come your way.. just accept that thats the way its suppose to be… a man and a woman.. not a man with a man or a woman with a woman, besides being gross… its completely wrong…
Re: bob – I wish you peace and love, as you obviously have none.
my god was some kind of serious mind altering drug? even if he was bi why would he want to make out with an overweight unattractive cow?
LMAO, that's called wishful thinking. Not because John wouldn't make out with a guy, but because NO ONE would make out with Perez. I mean, just look at the guy! John should be both blind AND retarded to do this with him.
i just threw up in my mouth…
i thought what john mayer wrote in his blog was cool. why u hatin, perez??
ahh!
you lucky bitch!
that guy is damn hott.
i'm confused
BITCH PLEASE!
That's bullshit. If John Mayer made out with guys, I would hope he had better taste than you.
who kisses and tells! next time you go to kiss a celebrity they will think again!!!!! they will think back to this and think i dont want to be outed, do us all a favour and keep your huge gob shut!!!!!!! who would kiss you any way your a fugly dirty man!!!!!!!1
Soundsss like POP FICTION i will wait untill next SUNDAY ;}
your right i just met him recently he was an asshole. he deserves all this shit
you all need a life get something more important to talk about other than some guys make out session that probably didnt even happen
OMFG! im SOOO fucking jealus! COÑO!!! LOLZ
Sorry Preze I don't believe you!!! I love John and although you don't come off as the type who lies … your profession speaks for itself. Why wait this long to say something???? If this were true you would have said it a long time ago. Come on 18 months I don't buy it or maybe its because you really like john and wanted to keep this a secret cause you thought more would come of it???!! Your not the type to keep secrets !!!
I am pretty sure that I have seen both of these pictures before with neither of them having Perez in them……I call bullshit! Nice photoshop job.