The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Jessica Simpson > John Mayer
Yes, it's true!
100% happened!
John Mayer likes to make out with girls and boys.
Perez talks all about that wild night at club Stereo in NYC with the singer in the new issues of Life & Style and In Touch.
FYI: Mayer's rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it's true.
P.S. John's a really good kisser!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm




Re: carol – my thoughts exactly this must be revenge for the shit that john said about tacky perez
you're lucky
hes a fucking FOX
oh baby
FAGS MUST DIE
Hate to break this to you but you only made yourself look bad in this situation. You're seeking revenge over him telling the truth about what he thinks about your blog. You come off as petty. You can dish it but you can't take it. I'm sort of embrassed to I even read your blog.
I KNEW IT…..I knew John Mayer had some sugar in his tank…
Yeah, now we need details!!
is he really a great kisser b/c i would love to kiss those wonderful lips of his…. mmmmm…..
GREAT JOB PEREZ! He's such a douche.
doubt it. if he does like boys, i bet he would have better taste in guys…
hahahahahahahah nice trie perez. on another note though all your recent posts have been like they were in the good old days. thanks! no more of the shit you were posting while you were in england lol.
omg are u serious. i cannot believe it. i LOVE LOVE LOVE john mayer!!!! you go girl!
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That's HOT!!!!
PEREZ IS GAY?
kinda douchy, non?
Wish you weren't such a kiss-and-tell slut.
fun when you break the story on others, though.
This is seriously the hottest either of you have ever looked! God I never thought John Meyer was really hot until this moment….and you bitch got to make out with all that hottness. So lucky!!!!
SHUT UP
thats not true and everyone knows it.
your a liar whos trying to get back at him..and to earn some money for youself.
THATS EFFING LOW PEREZ..EVEN FOR YOU..WHICH ISNT SAYING MUCH.
YOUR GROSS AND DISGUST ME AND YOU NEVER GOT WITH JOHN MAYER..
GET OVER YOURSELF
LIAR. He is loyal to . . . . . MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did he like you cos'you reminded him of Jessica Simpson? You two do have a lot in common after all
THIS IS FOR ASHTON'S SHOW!!!!!!
gentlemen don't kiss and tell
oh my gosh shu uh……awesome
FUCK YOU PEREZ
GROW UP
STOP BEING SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE
YOU CLAIM YOU DIDN'T DO IT FOR ATTENTION
THEN WHY WOULD YOU SELL OUT TO TWO MAGAZINES
GROW THE HELL UP
JOHN MAYER IS MATURE, INTELLIGENT, AND HIS ENTRY ABOUT YOU WAS TRUE, HONEST, AND DISCRETE
NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF IT'S TRUE
IT JUST PROVES YOUR SHADY, MANIPULATIVE, EVIL, BITCHASSNESS.
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT… YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR EXTREME LEVEL OF BITCHASSNESS FUCKER.
that must have been so sexy, i'm oober jealous perez!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this an April fools? I dont believe it!!!!! Are you trying to get back at him from last week's thing??????
PEREZ. You SLUT!!!!
You're pathetic.
You're always talking about how celebs get paid to do stupid interviews like this, so Perez, how much did they give you? $1,000?
So THAT was what you have been talking about!!!!kdjfskldjf OMG!
haha Perez I LOVEE yoU!
oh my god perez you are wild… that explains a lot about him and his commitment issues
haha way to go perez;) Perez is a p-i-m-p
guess whos an assholeeee??
YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Perez you are looking so much healthier! =]
*sniff, sniff* do I smell Ashton?
i want photographic evidence, perez!
p.s. i am jealous!
Holy Shit!! Perez you Whore!! lol.
YOU WISH!!!!!
EW
plz dont remind me how gay you are
THIS IS FOR ASHTON'S SHOW!!!
haha, do u think he sings to perez "you're body is a wonderland…" ???
haha i love you perez
DUDE PEREZ, YOU LOOK SO HOT!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU MADE OUT WITH HIM!! WHAT DID JESSICA SIMPSON SAY WHEN SHE SAW U GUYS? I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU!!!
There is NOTHING hotter than two spunky men making out! HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Perez, you're 30, not 13. Grow up.
I call bullshit.
I SMELL POP FICTION
Loves it! Boys kissing boys- John Mayer is now officially hot….
pop fiction!
K first of all you go perez!
i wish i could touch those lips,
and second of all, "haha" your comment is very ignorant,
why do you go through all the trouble of saying that,
keep your comments to yourself,
perez rocks!
The "In the know" label in the corner is blocking Jessica Simpsons face. It's ridiculous how people try to twist this shit. Why would John Mayer whisper sweet nothings into this fat fuck's ear while holding his then girlfriend's hand? Perez is just lashing out because John Mayer is right about him; he is obviously still struggling with acceptance in all forms. It's okay Perez- if I were there in person I'd pat your empty head and tell you that I'm cool with whom ever you wanna get busy with. I'm sorry you weren't hugged enough as a child.
YOU CAN DO FUCKING BETTER;; John Mayer is a fucking slut!
LOOKING HUNKY PEREZZERZ.
hey stupid… get over yourself. im sure john was shitfaced and you took advantage of him. hes way better than you are.. and definitely not gay.
That's why people come to this site- no matter what people say about you, you always look like you are having a good time. You have figured out how to be like Paris Hilton, but really without the side businesses she has. You are a celebrity simply because you decided to be. You don't actually DO anything but show up. Kudos. And you are having a much better time in life than most of the people who post here!
perez,
you're just as pathetic as all the celebrities that you insult for whoring themselves out to the tabloids, and the only reason you did this is because you were angry at john mayer for what he posted in his blog. have you never heard of taking the high road? or being the bigger man? I guess not. Grow up.
John Mayer? That's hot
Am I the only 1 who thinks he looks like Johnny Depp!????
Not Perez, u dope, the other 1!!!!
thats hot!
WHAT!!! PEREZ IS GAY?
Late April Fools?
You 2 lovers need to stop, kiss and make-up already!!!! What's he pointing at on his face? Is it a cold sore or a zit? I guess breaking up with Jessica limited your supply of zit meds.
Perez looks good!!! he must have gotten mimi's photoshopper!!
For someone who is a homosexual, why would you use this as an "insult" or as a revenge tactic for that blog john wrote last week (which I thought was insightful and relevant, and definitely struck a chord with me.)
Whether it's true or not, why exploit what happened like this?
Kind of pathetic and sad.
Perez you look sooo cute in that picture… and thrilled! *besos*
perez, it's sad that you would resort to ad hominem attacks to deflect john mayer's criticism of you instead of responding to the accusations directly. really, john doesn't come off any worse because of your tell-all, however, you do come off as a scumbag.
Why the hell would you do this Perez?? Let's see how low you can go…seriously. Stop being such a douche and get over John's blog. You're a huge wimp.
i bet you this is a prank for ashton's show
i dont know if this is true or not ….. i hope its not i love john mayer…… i dont think you should be doing this i used to love you but you just went down in my book
Pop Fiction
AHHHH!!!!! perez i love you!!!!! i cant believe you lived out my dream, of all people!!! (no offense, but really, i mean come on!!!!) your so lucky!!!
didnt he write something about you on his blog???… whatever,
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this is true your a fucking sell-out perez.
urk good lord
This better not be an april fools. If it's for real, Perez is my hero now more than ever!! Totally sexy!
I think it's for Ashton's show!! I thought you talked shit about it? I think it's dumb too! lol anyway, that's hot I love you two!
BIGMOUTH! perez dont kiss and tell!
dont kiss and tell, dumbass
Re: SHELLYBEAN – LOVE IT!
Best response yet!
;)
LOL Right Perez…who would want to kiss you? Def not John Mayer!
looking hot perez! oh baby!
are you joking me! yayyy
Oh Perez, I KNOW you can do better than John Mayer
)
That is truly shocking. You go, Perez.
if you read the tiny writing, this is from December of 2006. who gives a flying shit.
Perez, your hair looks wonderful! And you skin looks tan, clear, and radiant. Fab.
Perez - You look like Kian from Westlife in these pics. Good look!
It's so tacky to make out with someone and then tell the world. You're supposed to let Perez Hilton spill the gossip. Oh wait-thats you. I see the issue….
HA!!!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! XD
I'm so envy…
I wouldn't deny it either if I was John Mayer (lol)
dude I'd hook up with Mayer.. HELL i'VE WANTED TO FOR EVER.
dAMN YOU PEREZ… damn you why (lok)
I wanna see pictures
Lie much?
holy fuck!! hope he doesn't mind that you spilled the beans. congratulations, i guess.
i like john mayer!
Perez has perdido muchisimos kilos!!!!! estoy sorprendido
debes pasarme tu secreto por favor ya q yo tmb lo necesito
deberias venir algun dia a mexico aca eres muy popular ehhhh
sigue asi
Oh please, don't feel so special if you were a fan you would know his sense of humor and would also know that you are not the only guy he's kissed as a joke…get over it! You only look sleazy and just like all those celebrities you make fun of for selling out…consider yourself one of them.
so. jealous.
this is def part of ashton's show…i'm calling it!
What a fucking sellout you are perez , in your last post about Mayer you said "Shut your piehole, John, or we'll have to tell the world what happened that night at Stereo!" because a comment that was allegedly about you in his blog pissed you off, then that magazine saw that there was probably a good story behind this, they called you (or vice versa), I guess you negociated MONEY to tell the story and voilĂ … what a backstabber you are Perez, no one can trust a person like you
omg!!!! wowserz!!! Damn perez u 1 lucky mofo!!! plz hook a gurl up perezito!
Perez, you could not have sunk lower than this. Even if this did happen, kissing and telling? HAVE SOME STANDARDS! You are a disgusting, untrutable "human" being.
So he was piss drunk and kissed you - so what?
Get over it, he probably has !
Wait… Did this really happen!!!
Sounds like pop fiction to me.
Ewwwwwwwwwww Im gonna go fucking throw up now. Youre a fat nasty gay fudge packer, Ewwwwwwwwww fatty fatty 2 by 4, Perez cant fit threw the door!