The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Jessica Simpson > John Mayer
Yes, it's true!
100% happened!
John Mayer likes to make out with girls and boys.
Perez talks all about that wild night at club Stereo in NYC with the singer in the new issues of Life & Style and In Touch.
FYI: Mayer's rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it's true.
P.S. John's a really good kisser!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
EWW now you'll have Jessica Simpson herpes!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw! You look so handsome!! All bright eyed, with clear skin and beautiful white teeth! Well done. Your hard work is paying off. Watch out world.
JOHN MAYER IS SICK
What a fucking sellout you are perez , in your last post about Mayer you said "Shut your piehole, John, or we'll have to tell the world what happened that night at Stereo!" because a comment that was allegedly about you in his blog pissed you off, then that magazine saw that there was probably a good story behind this, they called you (or vice versa), I guess you negociated MONEY to tell the story and voilà… what a backstabber you are Perez, no one can trust a person like you
yeahhh perez, if you did, then i did, too. i also made out with brad pitt. and ang. at the same time. bow chica wow wow!
Perez! You aren't supposed to kiss and tell!!!
Nevertheless, I will be giving eight dollars to Life & Style and In Touch.
Nice score! One question - is he hung?
I guarantee this is part of Pop Fiction.
kiss and tell?
you always complain about those people who sell out lindsay lohan and britney spears (you know the ones that hook up with them and sell the story everywhere)
SOUND FAMILIAR??????????/
once again, you've become the one thing you swore to hate…..
The thought of John Mayer hooking up with another guy is so sexy, I love it!
perez! you look so fierce! i love your beautacious blonde hair, you look like a stud!
xox
P-Nasty!!!!!!!! You have to leave us some hot guys! You already know Chace Crawford wants to fuck you, can we have John Mayer?
don't believe it for ONE second.
WOW!!!!! Te quiero muuuuucho Perez, pero estoy muy celosa.
Perez only wishes that a dude that looks good would want him.
soooooooooo jealous
Perez, I thought it was a lie but it's the truth! You lucky devil!
Meanjeanster.com LOVES perez!
meanjeanster.com loves perez!
Go Perez! lol You look so cute in that picture
..anyway…go you..lol
I don't belive you Perez, but if it were true - you're a big improvement from Jessica Simpson…he does like big tits afterall.
Perez you're fucking lame and no one cares if you made out with John or the fucking Dalai Lama. Seek therapy!
lucky bastard
How fucking sad - he KISSED you - you didnt HOOK UP WITH HIM - you were in public!
Thanks for proving the stereotype that all gays are drama queens correct perez.
you look really fat in that picture.
Perez you look so good!!! Your skin, hair, and face!!
Boy,,, you are fat.
that gross!!!! i'm pissed….
so much for liking him now…
i'm not against gays…just cute boys who make out with fat asshole douches
You fucking wish Perez… way to get some publicity though.
YOU LUCKY BITCH!
Looking good perez I like you as a blond hottie and the lost pounds are very noticeable. No wonder you have other hotties slipping ya the tongue.
Dude, you're fat…you need to go on biggest loser or celebrity fit club…
Late April fools?
oh my. i knew it… it's just a vibe I got every time P posted about his lovah John.
I AM SO JEALOUS, PEREZ. you don't even know how much i love john mayer.
gays make me sick…
Perez, you are an ugly butt buddy.
Re: lena – I totally agree!!!!!!
LOVES IT!!!!
loL looks like John Mayer fans are mad at P
omg no way
I love you Perez…………………..I could change you to straight:) Aries vs Aries………..xoxoxxoxooooooooooooooo
omg the two loves of my lifeeee
*cough* Bull Shit *cough*
i knew that john was twisted !!! weird ! not for being bi . but such a two face psychotic liar !!!! BUSTED FUCKER who's your mummy know ???? I just went on in touch website…..so jess was there ?? i wanna know perez….What was her reaction ??? update me on that
ps: looking hot
hmmm…
you must have been really offended by what John said….
this is sincerely disappointing. why john, why?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
OMG I JUST CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!
I DREAM ABOUT THIS GUY AND THEN PEREZ GO AND HOOK UP WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew. My crush on John Mayer is officially over.
Yay for men kissing, boo for kisses for publicity. And what a bad match!
Perez - what were you thinking? Are you ready for more legal troubles? With this and the Zomba suit you're bound to be broke.
why perez? you are such a backstabber, don't you feel just a little shameful for showing you have no integrity or class?? i thought john's blog wasn't at all cutting you down, actually being more empathetic than any celebrity has be toward you. you dish it out but can't take any, & that my friend makes you a hypocrite.
on the other hand… i do love all this jucieness!! John must be dying of embarrassment right now!!
WOW PATHETIC, just pathetic, how low can you get??????? and how low can HE get??? I mean seriously, you are so repulsive looking, even if you were a nice person I still wouldn't make out with you because you look disgusting, you are seriously one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen, you make me sick, so fat and greasy and you look just plain dirty and unclean and I've heard that your breath stinks SO BAD, John Mayer must have been drunk, but still congrats for scoring a hot guy, that's huge for a fat ugly slob like you, even though he was drunk and probably high on drugs, because no person in their right mind would touch you perez, unless they are as ugly as you.
I would do so many naughty things to that man. hehe
whatever, you're both hot. haha
What a lying sack of shit. He's just mad cause JM slammed him on his blog. He's always trying to bring people down. He's just bitter because he couldn't make it as an actor. Anyone with REAL talent he bashes.
So he does boy, girls and WHALES????? Ugh! Mayer is a chump!!! So self-righteous in his blogs, but he'll make out with Ms. Fugly for some cheap publicity on this website. Yeah yeah, whatever John.
Why, Perez? Why??? We didn't need to know that. Did John piss you off or something?
Johm Mayer kissed you…. that's it? nothing else? no make out session? No dick rubbing? No male squish? That's all you got?
Damn…. and I thought you were hot…
um..perez. john is an uber-slut. and a fugly one at that. nothing to be proud of or bring home to momma.
Re: haha – Re: haha – HOW SAG R U "HAHA" BEING A BIGOT AND IN THE CLOSET PLS DP THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND KILL URSELF!!!
Jealous,Jealous,Jealous,Jealous,Jealous,Jealous,Jealous,Jealous,Jealous,Jealous, soo jealous. I'm kind of in love with john, i thought he was in Japan???
I AM LOVING THIS.
first thing n this site that actually gave me butterflies!
Re: haha – Re: haha – HOW SAD R U "HAHA" BEING A BIGOT AND IN THE CLOSET PLS DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND KILL URSELF!!!
Perez, I totally believe this shit. Please take the lie detector test…John Mayer is such a douche bag now. Completely sold old and forgot where he came from (remember your boys from back home, John). He is more concerned about being in the news every day then he is with his music. He's full of shit. Every move he makes is a planned tactic (regardless of what his fucking blog says). I can't wait to hear how he "responds" to this. He'll probably say something crafty and controversial so that every magazine starts writing about it. Good for you, Perez…expose him for who he is. I hope people start realizing, if they haven't already, that he is one of the fakest people in Hollywood. I remember the days where he talked about how great new york was…go back home to Connecticut, John…find out who the fuck you are again.
the roof is in the pudding, where's your pics, ho? Why so bitter?
perez you look fucking hot.
keep yourself like this.
pereeeeeez u are sooooo bad what did he do to you???? LOL
you are so lame perez.
you cant even tell the truth for once.
FYI to everyone here, johns rep DID in fact deny perez's claim saying that "This is completely ridiculous"
that idiot is too sensual not to be gay i knew it
Gay.
i AM way jealous!!!
so you sell your story to a magazine before you tell the people who read your blog?
Hmm good one perez
i couldn't be sadder about this. i have been infatuated with john mayer for my entire life, and now you ruined it. you are a kissing whore perez hilton.
OMG! I'm so loving the Perez vs. John Mayer feud. It's about time someone outed John. I've heard John takes home guys he meets at clubs. I'll definitely be picking up the weeklies this week. What took you so long to share this?
you are one lucky bitch perez.
You were so right to call him on that. I do not believe you made it up at all. I don't believe men if they say they have never been with a guy. I actually have mucho respect for John Mayer knowing he explored his feminine side. If he said yeah, I admit it, I stuck my tongue down Perez's mouth, I would think that is super cool. Why would you lie. He totally made out with you and you were right to call him on it.
you are so sad to post this up when its not true……fucking sooooooo patheticcccc.
I concur, dont kiss and tell its trashy
PEREZ! Why oh why would you keep a secret like that from us for so long! You better be making this up cos' it's pissing me off! Way to go, though!
P.S. My boyfriend kisses boys sometimes too. He's crazy.
yeah this is a bit pathetic and low. usually i think youre funny but this is mean spirited. and im sorry but obviously he was drunk? you must have some low confidence to be using this as blackmail for the past few weeks and finally making it breaking news.
p.s you've been looking quite trim these days, keep up the good work! and be nice.
Pls Perez - ur just a hater - like John Mayer would go from you to Jessica Simpson. Even if he's into guys and girls, he'd go for better looking guys than you!!!
lies perez. all lies.
life and style? in touch?
those are both magazines that will print fucking anything to sell a magazine.
Although you do some ridiculous shit Perez, I honestly didn't think you were this classless. C'mon Perez. Let's be real now.
I'm a big fan of yours, but this was really low. I find that most of your audience likes your site for it's accuracy and reliability, but to be making things up, or blowing them out of proportion for spite is really unproffessional. I find it especially bad that you being a homosexual would mock him for experimenting. Not cool
awwww… you know i so see you too together. So cute!
AW dont you wish
PEREZ!! you are looking full of fabulosity!!
hahahah yea right…new episode of pop fiction im guessing!
You lucky bastard!!!
Ew
LOVES IT!!!!!!
perez, you slut!
you go girl!
uGHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU IM JEALOUS NOW
So? It just shows that you shouldn't drink too much, because you tend to surround yourself with douches. And I mean you by douche. He must have been speaking some truth for you to be so hurt. You are despicable.
bet it won't happen again EVER. stupid, way to sell him out to a fucking magazine.
PEREZ! wasn't this predicted in your horoscope by the mehican fellow?
GO PEREZ!!! IM JEALOUS!
and evidently a chubby chaser …gross i wouldnt let your mouth near me and im gay
And who wouldn't want to make out with a guy who despite being dressed in all black (it's still slimming right?) has his giant belly hanging over his belt.
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PEREZ!! wasn't this predicted in your horoscope for 2008 by the mehican fellow?
Perez - even if this is true… why would you "out" another celeb? Seems uncool.