The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Jessica Simpson > John Mayer
Yes, it's true!
100% happened!
John Mayer likes to make out with girls and boys.
Perez talks all about that wild night at club Stereo in NYC with the singer in the new issues of Life & Style and In Touch.
FYI: Mayer's rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it's true.
P.S. John's a really good kisser!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Omg. I am soooooo jealous.
GROSS!!!!
I don't know why John Mayer would want to make out with you, other than the fact that he knew you would open your fat mouth and blab about it, therefore earning some additional gay fans in the process.
that's hot. you go, perez!
This is either a belated April Fool's joke, or a quick pity kiss and not an actual makeout. No way.
Get it girl!! I am so jealous!
OH MY GOSH
John mayer is bi.
this is crazy.
and jessica watching? that's a bit weird…..
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
i dont believe this one for a second
yea too bad this is complete bullshi*t because he is currently in japan. read his blog idiots
You lucky bitch!
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What a fucking sellout you are perez , in your last post about Mayer you said "Shut your piehole, John, or we'll have to tell the world what happened that night at Stereo!" because a comment that was allegedly about you in his blog pissed you off, then that magazine saw that there was probably a good story behind this, they called you (or vice versa), I guess you negociated MONEY to tell the story and voilà…. what a backstabber you are Perez, no one can trust a person like you! NO ONE!
yes, because I am positive that if John Mayer were into dudes he would choose you Perez… not that there wouldn't be tons of waaayyy hotter dudes lined up or anything…
perez this is a new low, even for you. you should be ashamed.
FUCKKKKKK WHAT!?!?!? I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM…… WOW I GUESS I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT HE LIKES MEN!
OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS PEREZ !
AAAAAH I AM SO SHOCKED.
still love john.
So what if Perez got paid. He's being sued. He needs the money.
Re: Silvia – "I find that most of your audience likes your site for it's accuracy and reliability" ..from what fucking planet do you come from, this site is a joke, the only reliable stff posted here is what he steals from other sites
Oh, that is rich, LOL!!! Way to go, dahhhling!
HE prolly gave you peck on your cheek and you took the whole thing out context! AND YOUR NOT HAWT all the people who think your hawt are on glue!
wow PHOTOSHOP AWARDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF? What happened with your Sony BMG boycott? Both Beyonce and John Mayer are Columbia artists, which is under the Sony BMG umbrella.
How about sticking to your word?
Or did you and Sony BMG make nice in the past 24 hours?
If this is true, John really must have had those beer goggles on! However, I don't think it is. This is some kind of prank. Ashton's show maybe? Just seems fishy to me.
Perez,
1. John would NEVA make out with an attention hungry whore like you
2. If he did and you told, then that just proves a point,
YOU are an attention craved nobody who got a lucky break.. ride it hard honey cuz your 15 minutes are almost over… thank god.
we're ALL over you Anus Face =)
jealouss perez!
in your dreams
Perez I love you..
But, if you MUST know what I think…
Then..
Well..
This is another one of Ashton's tricks!!
omg , thats amazingg=]
perez , lookingg goodddd .. looking like you lost some weight !
KUDOUSS
AH IM SO JEALOUS! frig. i love him
I like how you're getting your panties in a bunch because someone wrote about you on his blog. And how do you make a LIVING? Oh, yeah, that's right. People who live in glass houses, "P-Nasty".
i dont know perez…. this seems like a pretty low blow to me, whether its true or not!!
ur my hero but this might be a little "un-profesh"
yeah, if this feud is so, then why let the tabs publish it a year so so later. di la verdad y en el momento que pase.
You can dish it out but can't take it huh Perez.
I want pics of you guys kissing!!!! So hot! Please, release more pics! Tongue action baby.
Perez, if this is true YOU ARE A LUCKY BITCH! Please tell me he was wearing his Borat swimsuit. Mmm I'm going to have good dreams about that tonight! Hot Dayum!
April's Fool is over fatty so stop posting your fantasys on this website. You're about to cause John to lose his fans.
I'm sorry bitches, but straight men don't make out with boys for fun!!
homeboy is bi — at least.
YOU GO GIRL!! LUV MY PEREZTL
"The blogger says he’s telling his story now because “I feel like John has taunted me in his recent blogs.”"
WOW, perez, pretty immature. you sure know how to dish it, but of course your lame fat ass can't handle it.
it's pretty ironic that you talk shit about EVERYONE but the second someone says something that can hardly be considered offensive, you have to try and settle the score. take a dose of your own medicine for once and grow up.
Seriously Perez?! This is pathetic. Leave the man alone, he's mentioned you once in his blog and you go to gossip rags and tell them this?! How stupid do you have to be?!
I so believe it. I knew John swung both ways. He is in Japan now with some guy. Thats why John was always on Perez ass. John is totally into him.
this smells of ashton kutcher and bad tv. if not… well shit i'm dumbfounded
It makes me sad that you're so jealous of John Mayer, Perez. Maybe you should grow a pair and stop attacking people (like you should've been able to infer from John's last blog).
i'm surprised john would even stoop to that level!
i don't believe it
why is this just being posted now
when the captions say it was december 31 2006?
No wonder Perez doesn't like Rumer Willis' looks. Even when Perez was thin, he had a major jaw and chin on him. Compare John's chin to Perez's.
I have been sitting here for several minutes and I will refrain from saying negative comments. So I am gonna say that this is just so 2008. Good on you Perez if this is true. The next time I see John Mayer I am going to stick my hand in his pants and stick my finger up his ass.
what the fuck!
omg! no effing way!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ !!
Perez, you lucky lucky LUCKY lad!
wOw..and u look great, happy 2…so festive……hmmmmmmnhau.
his blog entry last week could have been referring to any fat, gay blogger.
but it was probably referring to you, yes.
even still, this is a bit much!
he gets free publicity from this, you know that right?
this is too far… and perfectly demonstrates the point john made in his blog:
you're struggling for acceptance!!!
this is just a petty lashing out, perez. it truly shows how insecure you are.
I find it ironic that, as a proud gay man, you would use this as revenge for whatever John Mayer wrote in his blog. In holding a same-sex makeout session over his head, you make it seem like there's something wrong in being gay… which, you remind us time and time again, that there isn't. Were you a female blogger, this story would carry no weight - but because you're male, suddenly there's stigma - stigma that, in this instance, you make to be very negative. Shouldn't you be working to dispel such stigma, not to contribute to it?
In selling out for a story like this, you're only furthering homophobia. Shame on you.
Also, it's just tacky to kiss and tell.
WHAT THE HELL? lol.
Pop Fiction anyone?
John you disappoint me!!!!!!
I notice how Perez was sweet on John after that night and always rip Jessica, I remember, So true, it so happened. We are not surprised are we there had been so many guesses as to John Mayer being bi-sexual. I wonder who turned John out to the gay world. Maybe when he was starting out in the music world.
you are tots playing right?! LATE APRIL FOOLS PRANK..RIGHT?!
Um, is this for pop fiction or something?
so like eight degrees from Jessica Simpson
but seriously gross he must have been waaaayyy out of it
Perez, you look really good in that top pic
oh. you are looking mighty sexy perez! no wonder!
im a lil disturbed..lol
GR0SS! GR0SS! GR0SS!
he goes both ways eew[eew]eew
John Mayer, GR0SS (thts nasty)
Perez ur H0TT!
GET IT PEREZ!!!! John is a hottie, but you look hotter!!
OMG, you're basically the luckiest person in the world. Damn.
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notice how self obsessed Perez keeps this story on top because he isinvolved… LAME!!! get over yourself… i hope you get sued and have to spend the rest of your life in a cardboard box, eating leftovers and sleeping in urine. You are a haggard, rude, inconsiderate person and KARMA is a bigger bitch than you would dream to be…
perez he wouldnt touch u with a 100 foot poll
oh shiz Perez, youre the man!!! AND SO IS JESSICA SIMPSON… i hear that if you let Mayer take you home he will piss on you too!!! love it!
Believe me if John Mayer made out with fat ass, Perez would have posted it on his website within the hour and would have had a video with his fat ass prancing around and gloating. Perez all the guys you are lusting after are way out of your league. Even if you lose the pounds, you can lose your face and that dumpy flabby body.
YOU ARE SAD AND PATHETIC. MAYBE YOU DID MAKE OUT WITH JOHN, BUT HE PROBABLY DID IT AS A JOKE ON YOU OR WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE. ANYHOW, YOU ARE PROVING THE POINT THAT HE MADE IN HIS BLOG LAST WEEK. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC SELF TO TELL EVERYONE YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN MAYER LIKE 2 YEARS AGO BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY MENTIONED YOU IN A BLOG (AND IN A NOT SO BAD KIND OF WAY)? GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, perezito … no se que decir. If it's true I'm glad for you both (as you're both cute as hell) but if he's a good kisser like you say he is and you wanna repeat the experience maybe this post was a mistake. But hey, you're the boss.
besitos! x x
wow!! damn perez why did you have to call him out like that, I still love you john baby we all have our skeletons ;- /
YOU ARE SAD AND PATHETIC. MAYBE YOU DID MAKE OUT WITH JOHN, BUT HE PROBABLY DID IT AS A JOKE ON YOU OR WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE. ANYHOW, YOU ARE PROVING THE POINT THAT HE MADE IN HIS BLOG LAST WEEK. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC SELF TO TELL EVERYONE YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN MAYER LIKE 2 YEARS AGO BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY MENTIONED YOU IN A BLOG (AND IN A NOT SO BAD KIND OF WAY)? GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SAD AND PATHETIC. MAYBE YOU DID MAKE OUT WITH JOHN, BUT HE PROBABLY DID IT AS A JOKE ON YOU OR WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE. ANYHOW, YOU ARE PROVING THE POINT THAT HE MADE IN HIS BLOG LAST WEEK. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC SELF TO TELL EVERYONE YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN MAYER LIKE 2 YEARS AGO BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY MENTIONED YOU IN A BLOG (AND IN A NOT SO BAD KIND OF WAY)? GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm normally a huge fan of you Perez, I check your site all the time and I have all the girls at work addicted to your blog, but I have to say you have truly disappointed me with this blog. True or not true, it's very childish of you and just makes you look bad. I think this has actually turned me off your site for a while, and I'm not even a John Mayer fan.
this is not true. I wouldn't believe it even if satan had his finger in my asshole and told me God was gay.
YOU ASS. I AM SO FUCKING JEALOUS!!!
Yeah, that's a pretty shitty thing to do to someone. I'm never reading this site again just for the fact that you would do this to someone. It's sickening. No matter who it was.
PEREZ….
1.) you are THE celebrity i wanna meet when i go to LA
2.) YOU LOOK SO FUCKING SKINNNNNNAY!!!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!
lucky
you look adorable
john mayer is so effin cute!
ok, ew.
but wow.
congrats perez! I had to tell all my roomies…you very lucky boy!!
this is a lame story… way to make a man kiss taboo. why stoop so low?
I dont trust in nothing what Life & Style says
Perez espero que estes bien y que no te hayan amenazado para decir tu historia; me parece raro que diste tu historia a una revistan de tan baja credibilidad. Aqui hay gato encerrado
Perez was really being nice to John every since the NYE night-so I knew something was up. He was negative to Jessica and so overly nice to John with all of his post.
This has GOT to be one of those stupid Pop Fiction Ashton Kutcher pranks.
LOL you idiots who said that perez looks good and thin these days… look at the caption on the photo, it says december 2006, OWNED!!!! just proves that he looks uglier and uglier everyday, poor disgusting whale AHHAHAHA ROFLROFL so funny
Re: B – you said: Perez you look so good!!! Your skin, hair, and face!! ….
Re: Becs – you said: Perez you are looking so much healthier! ….
Re: caitlin – you said: Perez looks good!!! ….
Re: Anne – you said: Looking good perez I like you as a blond hottie and the lost pounds are very noticeable ….
Re: abby – you said: you've been looking quite trim these days, keep up the good work! ….
Re: gb – you said: Perez, you look really good in that top pic ….
Re: jonasandperezlove – you said: perez , lookingg goodddd .. looking like you lost some weight !
you pathetic, bitter queen
i can't believe you would stoop this low.
you're a creep and a cunt
you will grow old being a lonely, bitter man
I would be careful - if you keep this up someone will top you off one day
OOOHHH….Have any pictures????? XD Maybe even a VIDEO??? =D
CONGRATS he's a hottie, as are u!
The Drag queen's gone mad..LOL
This site is getting dumber and queenier by the minute.
YAY PEREZ!!! YOU LOOK GREAT! SO SKINNY!!! KEEP UP THE WONDERFUL WORK!
this is definitely part of Ashton Kutcher's show… hopefully
PEREZ,
this is LOW…even for you….c'mon….are you really that pathetic and attention craved you have to sell your fabricated stories to trashy magazines? thats just disgusting…clearly John did something to piss you off…maybe he didn't call your sorry ass afterwards who knows…either way you've stooped to new lows.
you wish flthy whore
Perez! I adore you n i think ur cool! but seriously after diz Ur just making it seem like Ur really inmature, and taking it very personal on what john wrote about U.. Dnt trip about someone that iz obviously nothing compare 2 U.. Ur making it thru n daz wuh matterz.. Fuk wat people think about U u know ur better than that
XoXo
didnt that psychic say youd hook up with a famous guy?!
Damn, you are one lucky dude, Mario. I would love to make out with JM.
Well, if it happened, "that's hawt." Like, this is what dreams are made of! But, Perez, you should be more of a gentleman! Gentlemen never kiss and tell.
you need to wear a bigger shirt to cover that big belly of yours
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