The Night Perez Hooked Up With John Mayer
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Jessica Simpson > John Mayer
Yes, it's true!
100% happened!
John Mayer likes to make out with girls and boys.
Perez talks all about that wild night at club Stereo in NYC with the singer in the new issues of Life & Style and In Touch.
FYI: Mayer's rep did NOT deny this. Cuz it's true.
P.S. John's a really good kisser!
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Is this your way of getting back at him because he pointed out what a worthless being you really are? I love John Mayer and this lame crap isn't going to lower anyone but you. Even if it is true I really don't care and he was probably drunk anyway to do something that stupid. Go to hell you fat ugly cow. You can't even get a man because you are such a lowlife.
Pop Fiction!!!!
if not, good for you dude!
how deliciously gay!
yeah right! even if john mayer did make out with guys…it would never be perez!
Re: Christa –
Did you miss the part where it says "John Mayer" talks about his night with Perez? Shut the fuck up and spread your hate somewhere else. Like try where all the real people are. If you can find any. Asshole. LOVE YOU PEREZ! And I loved you on Tom Green's House Tonight.
I think it's Probably true
If this is true than i'm gonna have to say I love John even more. He's likes to spread love. However Perez I like you a little less. I mean seriously. He was right. It is hard being a gay man and coming to terms with that and you do bash people on a regular basis. You pick on people when they are down which makes you a shitty article.
hmmmmm. jessica simpson is there and perez???? jessica….perez? jessica…..perez? shit, i would make out with jessica first, and i am a straight woman. mayer must have been shitfaced and you kept saying, "i am jessica….i am jessica……i am jessica" to him.
on the other hand, you are one lucky bitch. i am pea green with envy.
Argh!!!! You ho man slut Perez..save us the yuck!
I so believe Perez.
why can't I help but think…POP FICTION?
BULLSH*T !
Perez,
Honestly, get the fuck over yourself. Do you think you're the only gay male blogger in the WORLD? Ever hear of "Pink is the New Blog," just to name ONE? By doing this, you're showing your immaturity, your unnecessary competitiveness, and that you have a gigantic chip on your shoulder. You're spot on most of the time, but not this one. You lose–and look like a loser.
Re: you – if u look at the hair u can tell its an old pic…so yeah i think its funny that ppl are sayin he looks good when its not even a recent pic lol
Re: Cece – wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaatttttttttttttttt
gatecrasher said it FIRST !!!!!!! finally some aditionnal news ! thanks cece
His people did deny this you arrogant dumbass
come on!!! really? he's sooo hot! u too perez
god… i can't believe this
pop fiction much?
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All the people in disbelief saying it's a joke need to click on John Mayer's name on here, and go look at the old posts where Perez has been threatening to "reveal what happened that night at Stereo 2 years ago…!!!1"
So yeah, first of all, read. TWO YEARS AGO this happened, so calm the fuck down.
I don't see why it's so hard to believe, and who cares if he did a "kiss and tell"
If Mayer was ashamed of it being revealed that he fucking kissed someone he shouldn't have kissed them in the first place.
If this is a lie, Perez will probably get sued.
So just calm the fuck down, the lot of you.
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perez.. you do know you cant do an april fools joke on april 2nd RIGHT!! what the hell perez you PIMP!
lie much…? this only proves what john said in the first place, you may be dealing with some serious insecurities to have to make this story up in your defense
what
anyway john looks hot in that picture
pop fiction!!!
this better be
i bet it is!!
ROCK IT BABY BOY! Good work! I always knew I loved John, now I love him even more. Thought so! I am not surprised in the least.
I saw the difference between Perez ans John I totally believe it happened to.
Get it, get it, get itttt [;
I think it's true. And John Mayer's rep said "This is ridiculous". They didn't say it was FALSE!
this is F-B-S Perez! i guess this is ur response to John's blog last week…which was nothing but TRUE…
2 words: Pop Fiction
and you talk about sellouts! Z-LIST!!!
This must be an April Fools- at least it didn't link to some bad music vid from the 80's!
Perez: I'm your fan and you're fab, but you really shouln't kiss and tell… that's just wrong. If it really happened, then good for you, but do you have to go around publishing it? Come on! Leave some stuff private!
Still love ya, Perez!
like he'd make out with your fat ass.
YUCK that is sick how can some one like him make out with someone like you it makes me want to puke, plus this is probably a poblicity stunt i mean c'on he was with Jessica simpson you don't compare!!
i doubt john would kiss someone with a gut like that
isnt april fools past?
lol woohooo perezzzzzzzzz you go girllllll
sick im vomiting
this bette not be pop fiction…
Perez, good for you! We need more details.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, seriously?! Awesome. Love JM. Now if only there were pictures….
oh you're SO LUCKY!!!
eeewwwwww you bitch, u don't kiss and tell !!
perezzers.
you lucky ass.
late april fools joke i hope? or maybe pulp fiction? please? i just dont like the idea the perez hilton has kissed john mayer and i find myself unable to.
Attn All Men: Why are you ALL turning gay? Seriously we want to know.
….If this is true…I'm done with men. Lord come soon.
I hope he gets checked for every disease known to man!
you look so fat perez!!!!
oh perez, ashton totally got you to do a prank on pop fiction!!
i don't buy it, but if you two really hooked up, props =)
Ick. At least Pergayz does not look like his usual horrible "tranny" self. Mayer just gags me based on his horrific lyrics.
Look Perez, I dont believe this, you know why? Why did this suddenly apeared after his post on his blog? I mean, you dont need to make out tjis stories! Besides what he said in his blog was no reason to be so upset!
If you look other way you spend your time saying that John is fugly, but still you (say) did him…
And even if this is true, is just awful of you to kiss and tell… You are better than that, at least I thought so…
Anyway, just cant wait to see what John has to say in his blog bout this one LMAO
Perez lies-I kissed John Mayer after the aliens took hold of my body and I won lotto…
wow he's actually gay!!!!!!!!!!
weird!!
ur probably lying
its not april fools anymore!!!!
Too bad Mayer has horrible taste in men.
WTF!!!! NO FREAKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!
You're lookin good P-Nasty!! Loves it! And John Mayor…I'm super jealous! You Go Girl!!
Seriously? I have seen John kiss a much hotter guy than Perez! What's the big deal? The five minute thing…..yeah, not so much!
Don't hate him because he is gorgeous, talented ,and famous.
Oh, and the other "Kelly" is right……his "people" said the story was "ridiculous"!
True or not……..it doesn't change the fact that John is an amazing musician who has more talent and class in his pinkie than you will ever have in your whole body!
a man wrestling "with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man.
^I knew John was talking about himself. I wish JM would grow a spine and come out with it.
ashton's new show…mayor has the balls to do it just for the laughs
How drunk was John? Daymn…
I WAS THERE AND SAW YOU BOTH!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO MADE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stoopid Perez! Mayer is from Sony Music so why the fuck are you writing about him in this blog?
get your shit straight!
hey perez lookin better. him too!
That's fucked up Pisser….I didn't think you would sink THAT low!
You really took his blog to heart like that????
Why not spill some Paris gossip???
As another poster wrote: Bitter much? John was drunk and prankin' on ya and you got hooked and now you're showing your vindictive queen side! This will only hurt YOU, Perez. We know he isn't gay like you wish he was. Glad to know he's a good kisser, tho. I'll make good use of that information! Thanks.
When you are a two bit blogger, 100 steps below even National Enquirer-you will stoop to any level to draw attention to your trash blog.
You will even cut and paste a picture of yourself next to whoever you wish to embarrass.
i'm kinda confused. is this for realz or some crazy stunt? frankly, i'm not sure i would believe it
Girl! Y r u just now telling us? Go get u some hunny. Xo smooches!
john mayer is fucking ugly.
Why is this just now being reported?
wow! perez you look amazing! did you lose weight?
and i am extremely jealous of you because john mayer is a major hottie!
OMG!!! Youre so lucky…. dam it I need to gain weight and start my own star bitching blog! I might kiss John Mayer to
Perez, your body is a taco stand.
BAD pop fiction.
no fucking way! go you.
can i make out with john 2?? and i'll suck his cock afterwards until he cums all over my face!!!
hey perez so here's the thing…he mentioned you in his blog (which was actually very deep and insightful) and you go all spoiled bitch and sell out something that you've obviously kept hidden for over two years now….did mr mayer actually strike a chord with perez? see, you act so tough like stuff doesnt bother you, but this is proof that this shit does actually get to you. hmmm
Lol, Perez.. you're so cute. You're like a little 12 year old getting all excited about a crush.
perez, how hot if you did hook up, but im hoping he is straight like the rest of the ladies!
America, I am embarassed. THIS is what we offer in the way of famous public figures? Perez is actually someone we herald enough in this country that he has become an affluent man (with what form of talent?) and a household name? I don't blame Perez at all. Who wouldn't eat this up? He steals stories and pics, doesn't pay an editor or photographers and is laughing all the way to the bank. Does anyone know what Perez gives to the charities featured on his blog? PS. I am sure John is far from feeling threatened by this story…He's not the one who looks like an ass.
ahhhhhhh perez????? your not on the same level so ahhhhhhhhh i don't belive you!! spread your legs and kiss your ass man cause i do believe you'll get a better kiss………..
John Mayer is a fucking lier, he is not going to come clean. I wish he would but John Mayer has shown douch bag behavior. Mayer don't have a honest bone in his body. He is going to lie through his crooked teeth.
ewww gross, his lips are tainted now
Chances are, this was already in the works of being published when Mayer posted his blog. You're an asshole Perez.
this is part of the kutcher punked type new show
For realzzzzzzzzzzzz? Is this a JOKE?????????????????
Perez! You are looking fantastic! You go girl!
ooooooh, let me guess, this is for ASHTON'S NEW SHOW!!!!!!!
WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
Noooo!! Perez you're a dirty skank! You never kiss and tell!
perez you are such a whore, you are following in somebodys footsteps! slut, did you wear any panties?
JM and his peeps are scrambling to fix this. hahahahahahahaha
JM is such a whore hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i heard they've been going around for a while..read…www.goatse.com
pssshyeah ryt!
that is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard/read!
someone/ "john mayer" would make out with perez's fat ass???
that couldn't be…
that'll be like saying "im fucking an alien!"
puhleease!!!this is a total publicity for perez's ugly shiteous face!
i guess the last animal that would be making out with perez was a lonely cow or a pig bathing in its shit! or probably his gay dog (teddy) that perez ass fucks every night.
jealous
Re: Hinsley –
yup, you said a mouthful. i'm pretty sick of perez. first he claims his blog
helped that disabled lady win her money back from walmart, now this.
yuk. and he is totally laughing alllll the way to the bank, cuz dumb asses
like us make him rich. every time we click on this site he's making a fat dollar,
and we're making a fool out of ourselves.
i think i've had enough. no more lame perez website for me.
mmmmmm, let's rub heads together! perez did you wear panties?
I going to think it's true if John did the soul serching that he said he would be honest aboiut this. In a way this shows Mayer is full of shit. There was no soul serching. The women that follow him are so dumb.
Perez, you just proofed his point:
you´re a fat homossexual who live to tear people because you struggle with yourself.
Now that you made it cristal-clear, go deal with your issues. Plenty of people like your work. Try and be a better person, will ya?
And… go, Johnny, go!
=]
PS: whatever happened to "I dish it, I can take it"?
jm is sooo hot…