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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette > Fill In The Blank
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________. Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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that shes old and fugly but still has a coochie!
"Hello boys and girls.
I am single and open for business… cum on in"
..that doing drugs and partying everyday really make you face look haggard, old and disgusting. Jeez the body is alright but the face looks like that of a 45 year old
i'm might be old, but i can still slut it up
I'm Sexy!
Implants, don't you think?
Hair extensions… yeah I really do think.
That any girl can push their tits together w/ their arms to make cleavage. Oh… and that she too can spread eagle for the cam just like the lot of them.
She's telling us that I am a TOTAL WHORE, CLONE, POSER
BTW Alanis ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go GIRLFRIEND!!! WOOOO
She's thinking fuck you Ryan Renoylds!
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She wants someone to put a saddle on her, ride her hard, and put her away wet and foaming.
That she loves wood between her legs…
…alanis… why?? i Respected youuuuuuuuuuuuuu… OH! ironicccccccc
That she has creamy white thighs?
She's going to the Addam's Family Reunion.
"Hi! I am the 2008 version of a Wannabe!! I wish I could look just like MADONNA!" -Alanis
That she is a feminist love child flower power kitten, no plastic surgery au naturel,sorted something out, had enough and is going to sing to us about it!!
"ohm" She's the bomb, dude. If you deny it, you just haven't figured it out yet
trying to make Ryan jealous… girl you aint no Scarlett!
wow YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS A HOE ALANIS!
That she and Sarah Jessica Parker are related. Horseface 1 and horseface 2.
I'm ready to sell my body to sell records!
That she likes 'wood'………………..
that she is a transvestite.
That she wears panties! Sorry no free shots there!
Re: John –
Yes, isn't that Madonna's signature pose? Spread eagle?
pubic hair?
shes a sell out?
Thank you! thank you Cle-vage!
WHY???????????????????????
that she got married and sexy! she looks freaking hot!
32 is not old, and any of you dumb little bitches who thinks it is will eat your words in a few years.
… I want to be on Rock Of Love 3!!!
She's gotta sit on a post to have a flashback to what it's like to ride Ryan Reynold's big schlong. He's a muscle beast - I've gotta believe he's packing some serious pipe. She's gotta miss it.
that she has finally resorted into selling her body, by showing cleavage, legs and what´s in between? everything she was against in her first album? back to the good old days , I see. Feminism out the window when you got to sell records…
that ugly girls want sex too!
I like Alanis, but I think she looks like a man in the face here.
That she still kicks ass!!
I have wooden thighs
Why Ryan Reynolds dumped her
SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK SHE's BACK
I took a taxi in Quebec City today and the driver had been her limo driver on the day when she was shooting a video. He had great things to say about her, very down to earth, respectful, a lovely person with a fab aura.
The hippy/artist thing wasn't working and I need to pay the electric bill so it's time to slut it up! OW!
…That she is so fucking over JOEY GLADSTONE.
shes HOT
LOVE HER
That……..Ryan was one fucked up dude…..to have been with her/him/shim looking!!!!!!
Grotesque Looking!
Buy my album so I can get some pants???
EWEWEWEWW.
that her boyfriend left her for the sexy scarlett johanson and she could also be sexy as hell…
Im desperate for another hit….so I have to slutty it up.
The real horse whisper!
That she doesn't need photoshop to look good and that shes not ashamed of her age.
She SWEARS she can compelet with ScarJo…NOT HOT!
WTF is up with the picture of Mr. Ed? Is this an April Fools Joke? Where's Alanis?
she thinks that she is just as hot as the fabulous scarjo!
im a sexy bitch
that she needs fake tanner on her white ass thighs….
SHE'S TRYING TO SAY……….
BUY MY NEW CD, THAT'S IT PEREZ, YOU IDIOT.
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YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DIG, YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER PEREZ.
that she hasn't dried up yet and she's horny?
That she's gorgeous!
"ISN'T IT IRONIC…DONT YOU THINK!?
That she's rockin' her 30's!! She looks AWESOME…
that she is not a lesbian…
"Lookee! A 2×4 fits in my cooch!"
–or–
"Who needs melanin?"
–or–
"You mean like THIS, Mr. Record Label President?"
–or–
"Five bucks to watch me raise my hands over my head and grind this balance beam till it's covered in my snail trail"
THAT SHES GONNA STOP WEARING PANTS JUST LIKE MADONNA.
That she just shat a brick
that even though she looks like an old hag, she can still be slutty too
She's trying WAYYY too hard!!
She wants to look like Heidi Fleiss.
my inner thighs are just as sexy as Madonna's so buy my new album!
I LOVE ALANIS. Coolest of the all. Most talented of them all. She writes her own songs you douche bags…..keep listening to Heidi Montag and shut the fuck up.
That she's desperate for a comeback, I mean look at that face. Seems like she hasnt slept, eaten or fucked in years!
I'm in need of some sun
Wow! Alanis is gorgeous. You haters can take your business elsewhere. Alanis is talented and good-looking.
That she needs conditioner and a good night's sleep.
That she still will be hot even though she has a bullshit make up artist and hair stylist
i was rode hard and put away wet
heck yea i'm hot, why do you think ryan reynolds and me were engaged?!?!?!
is that a leotard??? ew.
….that she likes to ride the pine.
That she is hot, sexy, and single. Yeah baby Yeah!!!!
that she's no longer a serious artist. Also that she's desperate for $$, so she's playing the sex card.
that she's really Alan Morisette
THAT SHE IS STILL AS UGLY AS SHE EVER WAS, OBVIOUSLY!!
Sellout!!
What's with the nasty comments? Alanis is almost 34 and still looking pretty good. While she's far from old, some girls half her age have already had some work done on their faces or boobs.
I strongly doubt that most of the people leaving hateful comments here look that great, so they should just shut it.
she got some work done…
I BET SHE HAS ONE BEAUTIFUL THICK BEAVER
Cheap Madonna
That she's got just as nice a rack as Scarjo?? And can be just as sexy?? Uh….the answer to these questions would be…NO.
That she's a tranny?
"I'm still hot and you want me!!! "
Check out my fake as hair yall!
That she's trying way too hard!!! Get a life!!! She's old news.
"i'm kind of a sarah jessica parker,aren't i?"
That she needs a tan!
that she's the new Nelly furtado…. once a singer that sells good music now a whore that sells her body!
¬¬" sucks
What she had for breakfast……
That Ryan was just going through a tranny phase when he dated me
That she is giving Fergie a run for her money on who has the best man face.
That she's a SELL OUT. Guess being granola wasn't selling enough albums. May as well try SEXy.