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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.

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  1. SHE'S TELLING US says – reply to this


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    THAT HORSES CAN BE SEXY TOO.

  2. red says – reply to this


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    " She has a DICK"

  3. PARIS says – reply to this


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    So Damn Sexy… Yummy yum yum

  4. krissy says – reply to this


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    Fuck you…I'm back!

  5. m says – reply to this


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    that she has a cock.

    ryan reynolds is such a gorgeous man, but he has poor taste in women. alanis is gross, but so is scarlett.

  6. t says – reply to this


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    alright already, i'm the twin brother of the red hot chili peppers singer. i won't deny it any longer.

  7. HAHA says – reply to this


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    OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE SJP'S TWIN LOLZ

  8. jezebele36 says – reply to this


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    she sucks

  9. rick says – reply to this


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    It says Alanis wants to FUCK! Seriously, she's REAL fuckable!

  10. hellyes says – reply to this


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    she's trying to tell us that someone's convinced her that the only way to sell records is to show cleavage. wow, that person is such a genius!

  11. livvy liv says – reply to this


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    it tells us that her show is so bad she needs to flash her thang to gather attention for it

  12. talley says – reply to this


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    i dont shave…hence the darkness around my vag.

  13. lena says – reply to this


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    that she's not gettin any

  14. Bunnie says – reply to this


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    Wino and she are long lost sisters!

  15. JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this


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    That is a terrible picture of her. I think that she is amazing, but that picture … not so much.

  16. Ali says – reply to this


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    look close and you can totally see her nipples! how tragic.

  17. lolita says – reply to this


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    she's open for business

  18. Isabelle Cooley says – reply to this


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    "Photo No-No"

  19. VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this


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    ….THE LONG ISLAND GIRL SKUNK HIGH LIGHTED HAIR IS IN AGAIN!

  20. courtney says – reply to this


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    hot. but one eye looks freakishly larger than the other.

  21. heeeeeee says – reply to this


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    Sarah Silverman and I were separated at birth.

  22. 21 says – reply to this


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    I can do poses like Madonna, too!!!

  23. stephonieee says – reply to this


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    that her days as a lesbian are almost overrr

  24. Larkin's Favorite says – reply to this


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    That she thinks the music can't stand on it's own and she needs to sell sex to move albums now?

  25. Alanus is a Post-Op! says – reply to this


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    She's a man, baby!

  26. JAH says – reply to this


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    she wants to be Madge bad

  27. fernandito says – reply to this


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    that she's found Jesus?

  28. TITTIES says – reply to this


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    that her left titty is lower than her right!!!

  29. mesh says – reply to this


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    she's older than madonna.

  30. bree says – reply to this


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    that she was born a man before the surgery..she looks a lil hard in the face..damn!

  31. kolombiankandy says – reply to this


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    …that she indeed has a vagina??

  32. ak1219 says – reply to this


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    that first shit is so stupid!!!!

  33. beachblondie says – reply to this


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    googly-eyed?

  34. Lorrie says – reply to this


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    I don't feel like reading all the way down so here's mine, and hopefull nobody said it…

    "I just want some wood"

  35. mustache says – reply to this


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    that she's still a butter-face. it looks like she has a mustache.

  36. kolombiankandy says – reply to this


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    ….that YOU TOO can have cleavage if you squeeze tight enough!!

  37. rainbowinthedark says – reply to this


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    That she still looks loads like Lois from Malcom in the Middle?

  38. Sara J says – reply to this


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    Forget you Ryan!!!! I am way hotter than you though SoJo would be

  39. stupid stupid says – reply to this


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    all you people are such harsh critics..what have you done to get your picture ready for a photoshoot? Have you all been award winning singers for over a decade? Have you all toured the world…or do you all sit on a computer and judge the looks of others…which is both superficial and pathetic….alanis rocks and the best part is while your staring at her pictures and judging here she is making beautiful music and doing what she loves and is good at

  40. Thais says – reply to this


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    she is so hot!

  41. dan says – reply to this


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    she a whore

  42. Eat_My_Ass_Spencer_&_Heidi says – reply to this


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    she's thinking:
    "I am a fucking sell out"

  43. will says – reply to this


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    she's telling us "APRIL FOOLS!"
    its probably a follow-up to her my humps parody from last year.

  44. Heidi says – reply to this


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    The angry bitch is back and hopefully this album will ROCK!!!

  45. sljk says – reply to this


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    MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE
    MAN FACE

  46. jENNY says – reply to this


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    THAT SHE IS A TRANNY!

  47. Meesh says – reply to this


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    shes lost a little more than her edge?

  48. Bethany says – reply to this


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    … that it was HER that dumped Ryan Reynolds and not the other way around.

  49. Rob says – reply to this


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    That she is a HELL of a lot more talented than Madonna and hates to be placed in the same category as her!

  50. gymnasty says – reply to this


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    that she loves gymnastics! gymtastic! gymnasty!

  51. Milana says – reply to this


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    that eyeliner slathered on the bottom lids is attractive.

  52. she looks great says – reply to this


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    she's bringing sexy back- I love Alanis. "Jagged Little Pill" is the best guy-bashing CD ever!!!

  53. Rebecca says – reply to this


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    That she is a sell out and needs to rely on her sex appeal rather than her mad skills. Honestly I think she is talented and did not need to do such a picture to move records.

  54. D says – reply to this


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    horses have vaginas.

  55. CH says – reply to this


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    That she's a buxom bianca ;)

  56. avoid says – reply to this


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    unfortunatelly
    nobody understand supossed former infatuation junkie
    its better than jagged little pill
    but nobody get it

  57. Mandy says – reply to this


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    she's a ghost

  58. casper looking biatchhh says – reply to this


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    yuck!! get a tan or get the the fake spray on shit or something!!!!! them legs are fucking nasty i think i see my reflection!ughhhhh!!!!!

  59. mickie says – reply to this


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    that she has forgotten what attractive is

  60. get a tan!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    she doesnt look to bad until you scroll down to those hideous legs get a tan!!!!!

  61. Susie says – reply to this


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    "See, I'm just as good as all these young bitches!"

  62. molly says – reply to this


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    I'll sleep with you if you buy my album!

  63. lyn says – reply to this


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    that she was riddin and put away wet.

  64. Maria Angina says – reply to this


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    my va jay jay stinks so come an tell me what you think?

  65. Not Bad says – reply to this


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    She's younger, prettier and much more talented than that old greaseball known as Madonna.

  66. Megan says – reply to this


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    i've conformed.

  67. AJE says – reply to this


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    she has a nice rack

  68. mariangela says – reply to this


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    she's open 24/7

  69. Kim says – reply to this


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    that she has boobs

  70. joyous says – reply to this


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    She's got wood!

  71. alfonsojose says – reply to this


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    Trannalanis

  72. KRKRKR says – reply to this


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    She is another older lady waving her crotch around. Hiya!!

    I don't like highlights on brunette hair. Doesn't do anything for her. Should just keep it glossy and brown.

  73. Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this


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    That's she's ready to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck…

  74. Pootytang says – reply to this


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    …she's finally sold out and trying to use her sexuality to sell records, which she prided herself in never doing in the past. Sorry girl, 20 years too late!!

  75. Alanis, is that you? says – reply to this


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    that she doesn't care about India anymore?

  76. checha says – reply to this


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    look into my cocked eyes!!!

  77. whocares says – reply to this


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    she looks like Melissa Rivers

  78. Wow . . . says – reply to this


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    Her face is as unattractive as her voice. She's a truly terrible singer, her lyrics are glib, and her popularity is just proof that almost anything can sell if it's promoted like crazy. She is more a marketing phenomenon than a musician.

  79. lauraaaaa says – reply to this


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    that she's still fuckin' kicking ass!!

  80. 87muffins says – reply to this


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    That she is suctioned to her seat.

  81. canuckelhead says – reply to this


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    I really would suck a dick, (well, maybe, if I was drunk enough!)

  82. jenna says – reply to this


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    her muffin shop is open for business!

  83. Marcita says – reply to this


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    SHE'S A WOMAN???

  84. EmDawg says – reply to this


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    "I'm back bitches!" I hope her new album rivals "Jagged Little Pill". Love you Alanis! :)

  85. Penny Rogers says – reply to this


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    Well If all else fails show a little boobie, since my last three albums totally tanked and I am not the same angsty teen I was on "Jagged Little Pill" perhaps this will catch someone's attention and get them to buy my album…..anyone???????????

  86. Joo says – reply to this


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    …. I'm really a Shim (she-he)

  87. donna says – reply to this


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    MY NAME IS REALLY ALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. teehee says – reply to this


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    that she needs to get sexed up

  89. the new #1 says – reply to this


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    even after Dave Coulier, Ryan Reynolds and half of canada she's still open for business. AH?

  90. jleestylist says – reply to this


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    that she is a sell out. I like the old alanis better

  91. joyce says – reply to this


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    dude looks like a lady!

  92. Kez Dispenzer says – reply to this


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  93. nicoolio says – reply to this


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    she's trying way toooooooo hard!

  94. NICO says – reply to this


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    THAT I'D DO HER! SHE ROCKS

  95. jess says – reply to this


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    trying to tell us she doesnt hate men anymore?

  96. trex says – reply to this


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    She's really a man……with tits

  97. natasha says – reply to this


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    That photoshopping really works!!

  98. Miss A says – reply to this


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    She's showing us why Ryan Reynolds left her.

  99. andrew says – reply to this


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    that she has a wood beam growing out of her vagina?

  100. punjab says – reply to this


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    She is telling us that it is open season?

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