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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________. Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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THAT HORSES CAN BE SEXY TOO.
" She has a DICK"
So Damn Sexy… Yummy yum yum
Fuck you…I'm back!
that she has a cock.
ryan reynolds is such a gorgeous man, but he has poor taste in women. alanis is gross, but so is scarlett.
alright already, i'm the twin brother of the red hot chili peppers singer. i won't deny it any longer.
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE SJP'S TWIN LOLZ
she sucks
It says Alanis wants to FUCK! Seriously, she's REAL fuckable!
she's trying to tell us that someone's convinced her that the only way to sell records is to show cleavage. wow, that person is such a genius!
it tells us that her show is so bad she needs to flash her thang to gather attention for it
i dont shave…hence the darkness around my vag.
that she's not gettin any
Wino and she are long lost sisters!
That is a terrible picture of her. I think that she is amazing, but that picture … not so much.
look close and you can totally see her nipples! how tragic.
she's open for business
"Photo No-No"
….THE LONG ISLAND GIRL SKUNK HIGH LIGHTED HAIR IS IN AGAIN!
hot. but one eye looks freakishly larger than the other.
Sarah Silverman and I were separated at birth.
I can do poses like Madonna, too!!!
that her days as a lesbian are almost overrr
That she thinks the music can't stand on it's own and she needs to sell sex to move albums now?
She's a man, baby!
she wants to be Madge bad
that she's found Jesus?
that her left titty is lower than her right!!!
she's older than madonna.
that she was born a man before the surgery..she looks a lil hard in the face..damn!
…that she indeed has a vagina??
that first shit is so stupid!!!!
googly-eyed?
I don't feel like reading all the way down so here's mine, and hopefull nobody said it…
"I just want some wood"
that she's still a butter-face. it looks like she has a mustache.
….that YOU TOO can have cleavage if you squeeze tight enough!!
That she still looks loads like Lois from Malcom in the Middle?
Forget you Ryan!!!! I am way hotter than you though SoJo would be
all you people are such harsh critics..what have you done to get your picture ready for a photoshoot? Have you all been award winning singers for over a decade? Have you all toured the world…or do you all sit on a computer and judge the looks of others…which is both superficial and pathetic….alanis rocks and the best part is while your staring at her pictures and judging here she is making beautiful music and doing what she loves and is good at
she is so hot!
she a whore
she's thinking:
"I am a fucking sell out"
she's telling us "APRIL FOOLS!"
its probably a follow-up to her my humps parody from last year.
The angry bitch is back and hopefully this album will ROCK!!!
MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
MAN FACE
THAT SHE IS A TRANNY!
shes lost a little more than her edge?
… that it was HER that dumped Ryan Reynolds and not the other way around.
That she is a HELL of a lot more talented than Madonna and hates to be placed in the same category as her!
that she loves gymnastics! gymtastic! gymnasty!
that eyeliner slathered on the bottom lids is attractive.
she's bringing sexy back- I love Alanis. "Jagged Little Pill" is the best guy-bashing CD ever!!!
That she is a sell out and needs to rely on her sex appeal rather than her mad skills. Honestly I think she is talented and did not need to do such a picture to move records.
horses have vaginas.
That she's a buxom bianca
unfortunatelly
nobody understand supossed former infatuation junkie
its better than jagged little pill
but nobody get it
she's a ghost
yuck!! get a tan or get the the fake spray on shit or something!!!!! them legs are fucking nasty i think i see my reflection!ughhhhh!!!!!
that she has forgotten what attractive is
she doesnt look to bad until you scroll down to those hideous legs get a tan!!!!!
"See, I'm just as good as all these young bitches!"
I'll sleep with you if you buy my album!
that she was riddin and put away wet.
my va jay jay stinks so come an tell me what you think?
She's younger, prettier and much more talented than that old greaseball known as Madonna.
i've conformed.
she has a nice rack
she's open 24/7
that she has boobs
She's got wood!
Trannalanis
She is another older lady waving her crotch around. Hiya!!
I don't like highlights on brunette hair. Doesn't do anything for her. Should just keep it glossy and brown.
That's she's ready to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck…
…she's finally sold out and trying to use her sexuality to sell records, which she prided herself in never doing in the past. Sorry girl, 20 years too late!!
that she doesn't care about India anymore?
look into my cocked eyes!!!
she looks like Melissa Rivers
Her face is as unattractive as her voice. She's a truly terrible singer, her lyrics are glib, and her popularity is just proof that almost anything can sell if it's promoted like crazy. She is more a marketing phenomenon than a musician.
that she's still fuckin' kicking ass!!
That she is suctioned to her seat.
I really would suck a dick, (well, maybe, if I was drunk enough!)
her muffin shop is open for business!
SHE'S A WOMAN???
"I'm back bitches!" I hope her new album rivals "Jagged Little Pill". Love you Alanis!
Well If all else fails show a little boobie, since my last three albums totally tanked and I am not the same angsty teen I was on "Jagged Little Pill" perhaps this will catch someone's attention and get them to buy my album…..anyone???????????
…. I'm really a Shim (she-he)
MY NAME IS REALLY ALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that she needs to get sexed up
even after Dave Coulier, Ryan Reynolds and half of canada she's still open for business. AH?
that she is a sell out. I like the old alanis better
dude looks like a lady!
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she's trying way toooooooo hard!
THAT I'D DO HER! SHE ROCKS
trying to tell us she doesnt hate men anymore?
She's really a man……with tits
That photoshopping really works!!
She's showing us why Ryan Reynolds left her.
that she has a wood beam growing out of her vagina?
She is telling us that it is open season?