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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette > Fill In The Blank
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________. Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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That I look effing HOT even if I AM kinda lame and am back on the Ana train!
that she's actually a woman!!!
shes a dirty fuckin skank
that she's over Ryan
that she is really Freddie Prinz Junior disguised in a wig!
new boobies!!!
OMG she looks like Jerry Seinfeld.
that's she's over-rated & not attractive, but trying.
She actually does have sexual feelings and is not a sexless lesbian depressed ugly Canuck like we all thought. pose is soooooooo overdone. Not you honey!
she's not a dyke . . . . all the time
That she REEEEALLLY wishes she was Scarlett Johansen
that she actually does have breasts.
…that she likes riding the Sybian. YEE HAW!
gimme more. That's what she's telling us.
I WANT TO BE NAKED AGAIN!!! Maybe another video??
she's a very pretty mature woman
That she isnt too old to spread her legs!
that she can use photoshop too!
My mother was a horse.
That she's not about to give up. She's about to show us why, thus body language.
eh? eh?
Um, not to be bitchy or anything, but she really needs some Restylane for that face and I think I can see her dick peeking out.
SHE is the bitter pill who likes to swallow.
that she is a horny horse that humps her fence
…..you can't always get what you want.
That she's ready for the hot beef injection
she feels like she has to prove she can look atractive since her ex is getting married to a beautiful talented actress.. i dont think she looks pretty in this pic.. even though i enjoy her music..
That her vagina is stuck on a wooden post and doesn't seem to mind?
she wants to be Madonna.
that she has a smokin' hot new 'do and looks better than she has in ten years?????
That she's still canadian.
I'm having a mid-life crisis, come hither.
I'M CONFORMING
she has sold out just like all the other half dressd skanks in Hollywood
can you d**K fit on this stump too?
that shes here to remind us of the mess she left when she SOLD OUT!
that she's really anthony keidis
Please, Mommy, make it go away!
I see Alanis has SEEN A SURGEON….duh
"I'm tranny-licious!!"
that she's really a man.
Re: Pootytang –
20 years ago she would have been 13 pedo.
that she's trying to be Madonna?
She's saying "Ryan Reynolds turned me the FUCK OUT.
that she's a hooker!
….that she's desperate! (Love her anyway)
shes saying " i look older than i really am"
what shes trying to get across in the picture: SOMEBODY EAT ME!!!
…that she IS jesus.
"I would go down on you in a theatre!!"—seriously though, I love alanis!! I think she looks hot, her music is great, & ryan probably is thinking of her when he f*cks scarlett (But rain your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams & then meeting his beautiful wife, etc. still isn't ironic. . .it just sucks)
she looks like a latina chicka tranny
…SHE SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wants some hard wood between her legs? Way to go.. She held out longer than most sell outs these days.
she's a cokewhore with a sexual addiction
W0W SHE IS S0 FUGLY! WHY IS SHE TRYING T0 L00K H0T??? EEEEWWWW….
hi….i'm the latest liz phair. sell out.
that she is trying to look sexy—or that she is desperate to get some luvin, since her man left her and moved up a couple notches to Miss Scarlett Johanson:)
She is over ryan reynolds and is wondering if Melissa Etheridge is single?
That she's not beneath competing with artists like Fergie… wow. I guess her cover of "My Humps" wasn't a joke after all…
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us I love her but she's being a hypocrite!!.
thought that was sarah jessica
that shis is really a man
She knows that sexy pics help to sell CDs.
that she wishes she was as hot as scarjo… she is totally trying to make a statement to ryan.
that a menstruating skunk is more attractive than she is?
Holy shit alanis is hot!!!!!
i'll fuck for tracks..AND CRACK
Promo? Pic? Upcoming? Album? ALANIS?! That bitch…let me tell you all…she needs to stop doing drugs. That bitch needs to be stopped. What the fuck? Who the hell cares if she has promo pics and an upcoming album…I am sure it will flop… and of course she is jealous of fat ass Mariah and stretched face Madonna…when is Cher coming out with new shit…OLD HACKS…let me tell you…those bitches never let it go. DAMN! Works out…anyway…we get to make fun of them and type comments like these of them! YAY! FOR ME!
She's Herman Munster with juicy tits and a hot moist va jai jai jai!
Sorry Fred Gwynne RIP.
Ryan Reynolds, give me one of those titty fucks!
MAMA MADONNA !!! I WANNA LOOK LIKE YOU !!!
…she'd go down on you in a movie theater
That she wants to be Madonna. SAD.
That she is just fine as long as she can straddle some large wood!
SHE IS HORNY
…desperate!!! WTF!!!!
YOU YOU YOU OTTA KNOW!
even with full skank makeup — I look better than Avril Lavigne
that shes got a labido and she wants to use it again
it was a long and cold Canadian winter…
that she's a new woman!
That she's not a used up old hag. Really.
that her sex change is complete
she was actually born a man???
… that she really is talented and doesnt need attention from stripping her clothes off and showing nakey-ness. Oh wait…
"I can be sexy"
That shes not a man! ( I can see her woopsie!)
… she's really Anthony Kiedis in drag.
I'm more talented than amy winehouse and am sexier than britney
She looks pretty, leave her alone! Scarlett is a terrible actress, I don't know why she always gets all that recognition. Team Alanis!
that even little boys can show cleavage if they don't have a collar bone.
She's trying to tell us : That we should be jealous of her almighty vag… cause chances are Ryan Reynold's will never put it in yours or mine…
That she is still hot…
That it is really hard to sell albums and I'll do what I have to get stupid tween's who spend money on hip hop and pop to listen to me. Even if it means compromising what I believe to be completely rediculous and pose sexually.
"Please buy my CD so that I can afford conditioner!"
She's trying TOO damn hard!!!
Is that an adult "onesie" she is wearing?
she needs to tan those legs just a wee bit; she looks like a tranny-vampire
THAT SHE IS A MAN
"I feel an angry song comin' on, bitches"
she can finally write off that boob job as a business expense