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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette > Fill In The Blank
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________. Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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OPEN FOR BUSINESS
She is no longer a virgin!
Look at me Ryan! I am just as hot at scarlett, right? right? VALIDATE ME@@@
She hasn't gotten laid in a very long time and is extremely desperate.
she needs a tan
I can look like S J P
i'm a grandma
that she can shove a whole piece of lumber into that slot twat…
Man, she's hangin on to that piece of wood between her legs with her claws. An damn, low cut, push up bra and still has to press em together with her arms. Why so desperate? Half covered like no one is gettin in. Theother half all vulnerable n sht. Angry song brewing. She's still hotter and more Real than Avril.
She is from the planet of the apes
and i thought i was being clever when i thought of tranny steven tyler……
why is she trying so hard to look sexy? it doesn't suit her.
That she's got wood between her legs?
"It's Alanis bitch"
she is sad and horny
She thinks she's doing a madonna photo shoot NOT!!!
"I've sold out…completely."
she's selling out.
That she really hates pants. Don't you hate pants?
She's sold out!
is super horny!
… that the no-underwear publicity technique can work Alanis too. …..if you flash them they [paparazzi] will come….
she is ready to "get some"
…that she'll fuck for a buck.
Sellout bitch.
she is hoin' herself just like britney, jessica, and xtina
…that she needs the money to buy a pair of pants!
she looks like fergie meets madona. and it ain't workin! too much makeup, too little clothing. wtf?
.. she cant afford pants and desperately wishes she was still relivant not to mention sexy.
that her sex change operation into a woman has been a success?
She wants to be as popular as Feist
(as you can probably tell I'm Canadian!!!)
she's ready to be asked by Gap to model for them.
Have SEX. Not afraid to use it…
um hello she's totally trying to copy madonna's new album cover!
that she could be hotter than Scarlett!
but geez she isnt
She really likes wood.
Perez can surely relate.
That she needs this thing to sell so she can buy some pants.
that she's officially gone mainstream… she's comin out of the fucking closet, bitch!
that she's really a tranny
It better not be that her music is going to suck because she decided to start wearing makeup. I love you Alanis!!!
In this pix alanis is trying to tell ur she likes a hard piece of wood between her legs!
she's a saggy boobed old tranny!
That she's Always too hot never too cold
You make your best shot too hot to hold
Never too young
Never too old
You gotta go for gold
jennifer love hewitt on crack
that not all boys look good dressed up as girls!
"that she likes a big 'Woody' between her legs"
airbrushing materials.
I saw her 2 weeks ago and she didn't look this good!
Haha. I would like to see a picture of everyone of you who thinks she's ugly…You bunch of fat cyber-addicts. Get a job and a life! This girls is totally fine.
sell out! disgusting…
Too much eyeliner on the bottom!! Otherwise, pretty damn hot…
Do you need paper or plastic.
she is desperately looking for a new make-up and wardrobe stylist, because a she has a face and a half and b she's missing the other half of her clothes…
That she is totally insecure about her ex dating the fabulous ScarJo!!!!!!!
she's OLD. and has full figured thighs?
I CAN STICK THIS WHOLE LOG UP MY COOCHIE!!!!
I need cock! Why did Ryan break up with me?
That she can be just as hot as her way too hot for her ex Ryan Reynolds and that you can still be sexy at 50!!
that she's a man
That she's old and has huge thighs…sorry Alanis…but it's true.
You really should ask her to find out!!!
that she is pulling a Jewel…it's ok though, i'll still love her
but that is pretty hot…
that she's really a tranny!!
KYLIE MINOGUE- album X out now!
…that she's a transvestite. Seriously, I thought this was a pic of a tranny when I first saw it.
..that she doesnt know how to apply eye-liner!
she is either trying to scratch or she wants a teat for being let out of her little cage
I thought she was all against overt sexuality!
that she is photoshopped! and badly!
look at her waist…
Hi, I finally shaved my massive bush. Would you like to see?
That she is anaemic?
that she wants to be like Michelle Ryan - Bionic Woman - on this pic:
http://michelle-ryan.org/gallery/albums/mags/arena/normal_michelle-ryan-0387.jpg
LOL
The way she held on to her engagement to Ryan Reynolds for so long.
I cannot believe that the woman who defined my adolescense would lower herself to THIS! I can handle all the britney/fergie/christina/madonna/spice girls/nelly furtado "skankiness", and even appreciate it to some extent but…..ALANIS MORRISETTE?!?!?!?!?! I don't know what's worse: when she went from angsty, bitter bitch to the peace-and-love hippy, or from some frat boy's fiancee to the Canadian, crotch-flashing sell-out? WTF
Holy tranny, Batman!
I'm single again!
MILF with no kids.
that Scarlett Johannson has nothing on her…are you watching, Ryan???
I have a wood block for a vagina
that she can be just as hip as feist.
that she's old??
that she is a has-been, that's why she has to resort to this faux sex pot sham attire.
That she finally got a brazillian wax… Remember those nasty pics of her running a marathon?? Her pubic hairs were…. viewable?? Ewwwww! But apparently she finally had the currage to go have the hairs waxed off.. Congrats to her, then..
PS: Love her music…
haha.
shes trying to tell you that she had an awful evening with Amy Winehouse the previous night staying up all night smoking crack, which lead to her being late for her photo shoot! damn, she looks like a tranny!
..that she has breastage!
that she is the original potato face/head
that RYAN REYNOLD'S CAN'T HAVE ME BACK BITCH!!!!
I'm scary but I ain't hairy!
that she's decided to play on sex after all.. about 10 years late!
she is really a man!
what do you think is in the burgers?!?
that she is open for business.
she needs to wax her pubes!!!
that she's Alice Cooper's long lost love child?
that she'll be more slutty than Slutienna rotfl
My box is still really, really big.
she's trying to tell us her vagina is huge and stinky after many years of sex with men, donkeys and watermelons and that she wants to end world hunger by straddling a large piece of wood which is the only thing big enough to satisfy her now and reproduce with that piece of wood and give birth to wooden watermelons with donkey dicks that can float to poor countries with starving people who will gladly eat the large wooden donkey dick watermelons that taste pretty good actually…
well, if that outfit was any smaller, she'd be telling us whether or not the carpet matches the drapes…
no, seriously, totally psyched about the new album and LOVED the show in chicago in february. you rock, alanis!
ooooou alaniiiiis
desperte times call for desperate desperate messures..,.
that she´s wearing a wig?
thats soo clever, how did u come up with that one, bravo bravo!!!
That she is getinng a little older and her face is on the way of Cher.