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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette > Fill In The Blank
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________. Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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I don't know what she is trying to say, but she is strangely gorgeous always. I wish I had her haunting good looks. And yes, I am completely serious here.
that she's not comfortable
That she's open for business!
THAT`S HOT……SHE LOOK SEXY…
I am still ugly and no amount of make up or sexual posing can change that
she's trying to tell us "i'm sexy too!" (since ryan, her ex is bangin' scarlett who is known for her breasts).
That she was really born a man!!!
She should stay with her rock/messy/sweaty look true to her music instead of trying to be sexy it just doesnt work.
She's not telling us anything, shes asking… u looking for a good time sugar? lol
xx. It_girl
that she also can do sexy pics, just like the new girlfriend of her ex
I'm really alexis arquette
right now i can't afford trousers but if you buy my album I promisse to get some
that she is old and Ugly
she's the girl version of steven tyler with half the talent and no where near as cool?
….sex sells
God I love Alanis. She's a fucking freak here. Her thighs, the hair, the wrinkles… like some woman crying hysterically at child's gymnastics memories or something.
that she owns photoshop?
that her eyeliner has run.
She is beautiful, smart and looks like a real women!
Voilà!
…that sex sells
"older and anal 23"
so hypocrital!!!!!
"I used to be a man"
That she still can't fit a stump up her kooch.
That she's really a TRANNY!
That she is still ugly and will never be sexy…..Ryan was to hot for her!!!
That she's a fan of airbrushing
that whoever did her makeup put waaaaay too much eyeliner underneath her eyes
I'm good enough to deserve Ryan Reynolds
that ryan renolds is a boob man
That she needs to sell lots of albums so she can buy pants.
that she's sitting on her brand new Sybian.
That if she pushes her arms together hard enough, she can get a tiny bit of cleavage!
I want fame and money and will try anything..
…that she wants to have my baby! NICE!
shes as hot as Scarlett Johannen (not really)
she can fit that log in her vajayjay?
she is on drugs
Separated at birth Alanis and the mom from malcolm in the middle.
That she is EMO!!!
that Canadialand is the greatest, as it obvoiously offers lots of whores and lesbians. Come to Canadialand! If whores are not your thing, we have snow and igloos, hail!
That she is in need for the post to go into her nasty
Finally she has lost her inhibitions. Get ready people, she's coming better than ever.
Go on Alanis! You rock!
She likes sitting on wood.
that she finally got this enormous stick out of her ass? lol….
I'm a darn tired Ho
hahaha THAT SHE CAN DO GRANMADONNA TOO
She is trying to tell us that she likes wood! (see the block she's sitting on)
that she used to be a man…
that she's desperate.
I am still hot and relevant!!
that even though i always walked a fine line in the past , i decided to jump completely off the cliff and be a pop star and add even more crappy music to the air waves.
She's saying, "I'm hot, talented, and I have a brain–unlike some other ditzy, blonde bimbo."
that she is ready to dance ballet !
That she's a slut!
That she is a tranny!
she is soooo hot
that she is related to amy winehouse
These are my breasts…. I have two of them.
…that Amy Winehouse is her idol.
THAT SHE'S AWESOME!
I LOVE ALANIS!
I'm NOT HOT!
"I'm stoned and I lost my pants"
that's she act more and more like Fergie, is she gonna sing my hump for real now..
she needs airing out, apparently…
That she likes BIG wood
Yes….I was hot enough to be engaged to Ryan Reynolds. Look, at least she's trying!
"i'm desparate please buy my new album" u whore!!!!!!!!!! do something that suits you u look pathetic.
That her cooch is hungry!
that in breaking up with Ryan Reynolds she became a hoe in DESPERATE need of a tan- maybe they shouldve thought before they put her in front of a white backdrop!!!! Put some clothes on, stop straddling wood and get a GD tan already!!!!!!!!!
I'm hot, fierce and back betches!
SHE IS FUCKING DESPERATE!!!
haha what a hyprocrite thought she said once she wasnt bout all this of using your body to sell tracks lol they sure skimmped on photoshopin her face hahaha cheeaposssss
Look Ryan.. I can be sexy just like Scarlett!!!! Are you looking??? Please look!!! Look.. remember this.. right here.. uh huh.. you used to kinda like it.. miss it???? I MISS YOU RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
….. she likes to be on top! RIDING "COWGIRL"! HEE HAW
us….that she has femal genitalia even if no one wants to use it.
She finally got laid so she's not so angry
she's trying to tell us::: i'm still young, isn't ironic ??? hahahaha
…she wants to be a gymnast.
looks like gina gershon
MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!
even cowgirls get the blues?
that she's hotter than scarlet johansen…..and she is!!
that "I take really bad pixs"
yes, i am as hot as scarlet!
"I've sold out."
She likes gymnastics uniforms.
she has sold out! Make that $$$, HO!
that her left breast is bigger then the right one…
I totally thought this was a pic of Alexis Arquette
Ok, Ok, I'm sure to get some flack for this, but - even though I was a HUGE fan of hers years ago - it would appear to me that she's trying to get on the "sexy poptart" bandwagon in order to get some more attention.
Since when has this woman been into selling her body?
It's sad.
Alanis, you were HOT as a rocker and a songwriter… you don't need to pose with your legs wide open, girl!
SHE HAS FAT THIGHS?
That she wants to be respected for her music and seen as a credible artist.
ALANIS IS TRYING TO TELL US….RYAN HIT THIS FIRST SCARLET.
i miss ryan bad
i'm still gross after all these years….and yes, my music still sucks.
Whoring it up on the corner isn't paying the bills anymore…
She fucks, and she fucks REALLY good….. and sometimes for along time.
That she FUCKIN WANTS IT!
a sex change
Tranny wanna fuck.