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With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________.
Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette > Fill In The Blank
With this new promo pic for her upcoming album, Alanis is trying to tell us __________. Posted: April 2, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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Holy man-face…
….That ScarJo isn't the only one with boobs
… Ryan Reynolds is straight! See?
that she got rid of her weiner
that she wants to be fucked.
That she's a Canadian version of ZEXY!
that she fancies madonna
That she can still leap frog…
THE LOOK SAYS "EXCUSE ME CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK"
Hey, I like Wino's new look. But, I hope that's not a Sybian machine she's sitting on.
She wants to model for american apparel..
….that she is turning into a whore so she can sell more albums.
"…that I'm trying to gloss over the pain in my heart for being dumped for Scarlett Johansen. Are you thinking of me when you fuck her."
The answer is NO! I guarantee it!
"I still waaaant you, Uncle Joey!!!"
Buy my new album so I can go somewhere to get a tan.
"I miss my Sybian"
That she really does like men?
she looks like a man!
this reminds me of shakira when she WENT ALL HOOCHIE DURING LAUNDRY SERVICE.. hey man, whatever works.. just watch.. she's gonna do hip hop music now with rock influence..lol a new nybrid of sound… cant wait.
I think I'm hot because I was with Ryan Reynolds
"…wants to crawl into the nether hole of an aging horse-faced bitchaholic."
that she is ready to cut her hair.
that her vag finally smells better….
That she's hot if you don't look at her face.
She's open for business
SHE LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG HORNY CAROL BURNETT!
She looks fantastic.
She's against pants now.
That her stylist is the best in the biz
she looks better than ever, but let's see if her music is still annoying and full of run-on sentences. (and she's NOT OLD - you f&*(ers, she's 32! if that's old, you need to have your head examined!!)…
Another has been trying to revive their career by selling sex. Its getting so old and repetitive.
shes trying to look like sj peepee
WOW thought that was sarah jessica parker at first…anyone else? just me?
I'm a dude
That she's deep, soulful and slutty…
that she is a tranny with fat arms
" I'm bringing sexy back - eh?"
is not a virgin anymore..
see-I'm as sexy as Scarlett…REALLY!
My body looks good but my face is still BEAT!!!
Scarlett's not the only one with boobs
that she used to be a man…fuckn gross!
Madonna is my inspiration too.
that she wants to be madonna lol
She looks a little bit "Ibiza Porny Starry" and she did her make up herself. Oh God!
I may have a whole head full of split ends but I am….. WOMAN!
That she has not seen the sun in a very long time
that she's trying to look like Sarah Jessica Parker
Alanis is the best ! and she´s back! I love u alanis ! We alaways suport u! ready for u next big suces?
That her G.H.D's have broke………?!?!?!?
that she is not a man. Look! See?
I'd do it
LEAVE ALANIS ALONE!!!
that she will do anything to sell an album
she is not a man after all.
That she is as ugly as ever, actaully even more so.
Krista. NY
that shes open…
She's trying to tell us her Vagina is still relevant… lololz
that she has a vajajay
She looks beautiful! Is it wrong cause she got her hair fixed and lookin stylish? Don't thank India.. Thank the stylist
LEAVE ALANIS ALONE!!!
hot hot hot!
that no matter how skinny she gets, she's still an ugly Canadian
That she has boobs. And she likes eyeliner.
Alot.
she finally got laid!
I lined my eyes with a magic marker….
She is saying "Move over Britney and Madonna! I'M BACK BITCH!" ROCK ON!
that she's a cougar! RAWR
sometimes it really is ok to go ass-to-mouth
that she's yummy!
i am now willing to spread my legs to get ahead
She's ubber jealous that Scarlett Johansson is dating her ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds and she's desperate for attention! Hag! First!
Relevant?!?!?!?!?
that her crotch is itchy
She's an effin' TRANNY!
That shes no longer a dyke
I love Alanis, and I think she is absolutely gorgeous!
But this photo is quite disappointing
she always used to take pride in being wholesome and not using her body
as selling her sex to the public.
Even though in one of her music videos she was entirely naked, she used it for a statement,
not to be seen as "sexy"
That she needs fucking tan
that she is the most sexy, real person there is EVER
She's saying : Please, please buy my album. I'm sexy see, just like them Britney's and Lohans… I wasn't forced to do this by my record company honest.
…. that she can't afford clothing??
LOVE HER!!!!!
She looks fucking hott!!! Fuck you all who don't see the same beauty that I do! I love you, perez for putting her gorgeous face on here! I saw her in concert on March 4th with Matchbox 20 and she kicked some serious ass! about time you put someone on here other than Ms. Sellout a.k.a. Mariah Carey. Alanis looks fucking hot!!!!!!!!!
… "cum and get it!"
EWWWWWW!
I was eating Perez!
that she is the new face of american apparel.
THAT SHE IS REALLY MELISSA RIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That she is ready to have "sex sells" money!
I got some juggies!!!
Canada brews nothing but hotties! Go Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or as this site would say, Canadialand!!!!!!
BUY MY SHIT!!!! am a whore
She is really a dude…she looks absolutely horrendous!
she's ready for fucking
has down syndrom?
"I tuck it really well"
She likes splinters in her cooch
you can't put a square peg into a round hole
That she, in fact, has a vajayjay.
Horseface Rubber Lips.
I am really a man!
FuCK RYAN!!!!
shes open for business