Stop Masturbating In Public!
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A Penn State basketball player, point guard Stanley Pringle, has been charged for an incident in which he publicly masturbated last week.
Police have confirmed that last Thursday Pringle was caught masturbating in the Pattee Library.
Basketball players go to the library???
Apparently, he was sitting behind an unsuspecting lady in the stacks section of the library when he started to try and make conversation with the woman. He then began to masturbate. Cuz that turns all gals on, right??
That's so not the way to pick someone up!
Pringle has been charged with disorderly conduct and public lewdness.
Brian Siergrist, the Sports Information Director, confirmed that charges were filed against Pringle yesterday, but denied his involvement in the masturbation incident.
A similar incident occured about two weeks ago at the McElwain Hall main stairwell. Police said a man followed a woman into the building and up the stairs, when he then began to masturbate. A similar description of Pringle was given during that incident, though charges for that night have not yet been filed.
Fellas, just jerk your chicken BEFORE you go out of your home! Please!
Stop being such pervs!
I wonder if this kind of thing escalates or if he's just a freakshow masterbater. I saw someone doing this on the Metro in Paris and then I saw a guy doing it in his car in traffic on the 10 at 7:30 in the morning! I was in a school bus with children, but thankfully, none of them saw. So revolting. I think laughing is definitely the proper response to shame them with, but the real response is shock, disbelief, and horror.
Mario…
"Basketball players go to the library???"
you might stay away from the generalizations for a little while, ya know, with you being so sensitive towards them, and all….
and get small stories off your site. It is starting to make you look desperate.
You aren't Drew Curtis…this isn't Fark.com (which is badass, by the way).
…that's just a thought coming from an "inbreeding" Oklahoman…
my friend saw some dude jerking off next to a drive in yesterday morning. EWWWW!!!!!
HAhahah oh man. i go to psu. this is embarrassing!!!
WTF???? Total lies! I go to school with Stanley, he's such a chill dude, he would NEVER do that! What a crappy story, fucking FAKE!
total bull crap, i go to Penn State with Stanley, he would NEVER do that!
Re: Jen –
Yeah right Jen, there was no friend, it was YOU. What a filthy whore, please leave this site.
OMGGGGGGGGG I go to penn state and study in that library this is SOOOOO grosss.
thats my school…. so proud of our fine athletes.
i quite frankly think it's hilarious. i think if i turned around and saw someone masturbating i'd laugh so hard i'd piss my pants.
Hahaha, I'm glad I haven't been in the Pattee Library lately.
My school has a bunch of creepers.
Re: Nina –
basketball player dear… remember, our football players are the ones who get in fights. our basketball players are the ones who jerk it in the library. huge distinction.
Yay PSU for making it to Perez!!!
I live in LA but I grew up in the town were Penn State is. That library is crazy scary people have gotten raped there. You coulda literally kill some one on there andhide the body in the stacks… This does not suprise me at all LOL
Penn State representing!!! haha
wish he coulda masturbated on me…
a guys gotta do.. what a guys gotta do.. sometimes they just cant wait..
talk about scandelous!
I CANT WIT STANLEY PRINGLE…lol…SHIT IS FUNNY!!!
Public libraries are a favorite haunt of masturbators. That's why parents should always accompany their young children. Watch out for the guys peeking through shelves trying to look up dresses too. Leaving naked pictures around and watching as people find them and their reaction is another favorite.The public bathrooms are used by the homeless for bathing. Taking off all their clothes to do it. Looking at porn on the internet is the newest trend.
Lots of freaks in this world.
omg i can't believe my school made it on perez! i immediately started laughing. too bad it's for a nasty story but still so cool that penn state made it onto perez…right under a story about jamie lynn! haha
love you perez!
Just your typical black person.
Eddie Murphy, Obama, now this…PEREZ HILTON hates black men and men of color in general! It's quite clear. Pretty sad…It's sad that Perez is a dumb bigot. This is becoming a pattern of hate and bias.
This is what happens to the sexually repressed, down with the taboo, at least then people will stop heading down the trail to insanity.
i go to psu and this does NOT surprise me. our basketball team is terrible and this doesn't really help at all lol
Black. Says it all.
Hell…I have masterbated in the Houston Public Library….whats the big deal??
OMG! WAT A FREAK!!!!!!! am i the only one that is completely grossed out? oh and ange… you're funny! lol
xx. It_Girl
I lived in mcelwain last semester! *awesome*.
and nothing good ever happens in the stacks…so effing creepy.
YES!
PSU represents Self Pleasurers at last… god, it's like I'm right back in Pattee/Paterno between classes avoiding the dark corners of the stacks…
Folk, wrap it up and take it home.
Re: Aimée – Hey you….you can watch me anytime…
I have a hott load of cum in my hand right now…..
This is probably what u used to do!
Thats so weird. When I was in college there were multiple cases of basketball players jerking off in the library. Whats the deal with that?
Oh shut up Perez-You know you like it! I would have loved to have seen this guy in action. Would have even helped him out if he needed.
you find the best little snippets perez…thank you for making my mornings so enterfuckingtaining!
I work in a prison and that what men in prison do all day. You really think that he is not going to go from just masturbating in public to being a rapest in a few more months. Do they know if there are any unsolved rapes any where around there?? Someone who thinks thats ok should have to register a sex offender….
hahahahhaha this is toooo funny…cus i go to penn state hahahahahaha
Those stacks are dangerous! Murders, sex and now this.
OMG perez puts out these stories like the picnic table guy who was white to warn women and protect them!! NO perez is not a helen keller but he is doing this to warn women
I hope this guy gets thrown off the basketball team
he is only 6'1 so he won't be drafted nooope
and hypocritically all of the african american blogs refuse to post this
Whoa….representin' PASCO COUNTY FLORIDA!!
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THIS N I G G E R ANIMALS
THAT IS ALL THEY DO!!!!
THEY WILL BE STERILIZED WHEN THE REPUBLICANS TAKE OVER IN NOVEMBER
And yet Sally Kerns say we homos are dangerous?????
Pringle's, "Once you pop, you can't stop" !
Re: RUSH LIMBAUGH IS KING –
ha ha!
that's so wrong!
I went to Penn State and can only imagine that this is not the first library masturbator. The "stacks" section of the Pattee Library is a totally isolated location - - think of an old musty, quiet attic and you get the idea.
I worked there for hours without seeing another person.
When I was there you could find a few homeless guys hanging around, too.
The facility is simply HUGE.
There is a whole lotta UGLY going on here. I wonder who's nasty enough to sleep with this troll? His hand is the hottest thing he's ever going to get!
hA! hA! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT DIRTY DOG SPIC FAISO LUPE, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT NASTY APE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN IS NAMED. BRING ON THE REPUBLICANS FOLKS SO WE CAN STERILIZE ALL THE DIRTY DOG SPICS AND CLEAN UP AMERICA!!!
RE: RUSH LIMBAUGH AND DIRTY SPICS!
lol You're right Rush! He looks just like that crusty dirty dog spic LUPE!
The funny thing is I actually work for Pattee Library!
Re: angie –
people do weird shit in the stacks all the time. somebody was murdered there once.
and it's not like perez randomly made this up.. it was also on the front page of The Collegian today, and the Centre Daily Times reported on it.
Pervy….but kinda hilarious
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG thats totally where i live!!! i go to penn state and that was def in my dorm building. gotta love it. hahahha
hahaha omg i go to penn state … i cant believe how psu ended up on perez hilton for a masturbation scandal lolol too freakin funny but that ish is nassstttyyyy do it in PRIVATE
OMG - i know him!!! LOL PERV!!!! Yes and the funny thing is that he is not a celeb!! LOL
wow..I'm embarassed to go to penn state.
funny story!
Didn't this guy once work at Olive Garden, too?
That happened to me in college. I was sitting on a bench on a hill and a guy in a parked car down on the street was doing it. I sat there and watched him do it. He was huge. I thought it was HOT and got completely turned on by it but it would have creeped me out if he was closer and was following me.
You sure don't babe I wana watch!
this is crazy….i go to PSU and don't like having to watch my back incase some guy is doing this behind me!!! GROSS!!!
Eww.
just look at him though, hes OBVIOUSLY not getting any.
The dude should have his balls cut off and fed to dogs in front of him.
I would have sucked him off and saved him the work
awww man, and i work for penn state….i did not see this (thank god)
dAMN SHORTY YOU SEXY AS HELL. Why you got to do something like that at an institution of higher education tsk tsk Can we say FREAK
let's give it up to for alma mater PENN STATE!! you're not cool unless you're getting down in the stacks. trust me.
Haha, Penn State how I love you
oh….my god….i go to penn state and that is my library. what a freaking creep. so glad i didn't witness that.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not Getting Enough Poon?
also, how dare you say penn state kids aren't classy. that is a ridiculous generalization. you're probably a racist too. idiot.
This guy is a frequent customer at the store on campus where I work…ew!
stanley is an awesome guy and for people who claim to know him and then go ahead and call him things like a perv obviously don't know him well enough to know that he would never ever do this kind of thing. all of you penn staters need stop making ignorant stupid comments about how he comes to the store you work at or wherever because in reality, the only reason you remember this is because he is an awesome basketball player and has helped his team win games and is recognized for it. instead of joining the bandwagon and bashing Stanley, why don't all of you rally around your basketball player and your school? where's all that psu pride now that a "scandal" like this has erupted?
i was studying in pattee that night on a different floor. thats some scary shit.
Re: leave him alone – I've known Stanley Pringle since middle school. He has always been a responsible guy on and off the court, compared to some of the people that we grew up around. He has always been an all around guy, and hearing this is shocking, because this is not him, and I honestly dont believe he would do this You Penn Staters, or others can not judge him if you dont know him. From knowing him such a long time, this is the last person I would believe would do this, I believe it's false explotation and Perez is obviously happy to post "something" to get him off. It must turn him on, but it turns me off because I dont believe any of this….
"ESPN.com, celebrity gossip site Perezhilton.com and sports blog Deadspin.com all posted the story, placing Pringle at the center of discussion on message boards across the Web.
All of this occurred despite the fact Pringle has not been found guilty or even been arrested in connection with an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last week in Pattee Library."
he hasn't been found guilty and you are ruining his reputation! and you racist ass people should just shut your damn mouths. don't talk about shit until you know the god damned facts! and realize that the things you are saying don't just hurt him but the people who care about him and love him. everyone does stupid shit that's no reason to tear them to shredsss leave him ALONE!!! and stop it's not even a fact he is innocent! stupid fucks!!!!
Now this! And you think filipinos are stupid or just simply morrons!
American's are sick bastards!!!
this is a perfect example of people who should leave the crack ALONE!. i saw him the other day at the market. and he was trying the same thing with a group of boars who were loungeing out of the tampon isle. well we all no the moral to this story " once you pop the fun dont stop" haha his last name is pringlee u get it i do=] meoowwww pce. come find me hoes.
[re=1863503]Re: Brian[COMMENT # 32] That perpetrator is disgusting, as well as ANY man of ANY race that does that. But, why do you have to make this into something racial BRIAN. For one, you can't even spell. Don't reference another human being as a "monkey" or being animalistic. Don't you think that's a bit overdone at this point? Come up with something original if you're are going to be a racist ass. It's 2008, get over yourself. You are no better than anyone else sweetheart.
wow… this is just another example of men who should be castrated.
They should arrest everyone at PSU because they're all a bunch of jack offs.
i am a penn stater and this isnt embarrassing, it's friggin' hilarious! pringle is such a tool! you have idiots at every school, our idiot was just lucky enough to make it to perez hilton's pages
Re: Fo Realz –
shut it twat or i'll punch you in the cooter. your school can't touch ours.
Soooo what makes me mad is that the police didn't exactly confirm it was him all the girl told the police that it was a tall black male in a Grey sweatshirt… Now being that I go to PSU a Tall black guy in a grey sweatshirt is as common up here as a used condom in San Francisco on any given day… Now if she wouldve said the guy had dreads it would be plausible… I swear the cops up here are sooo fucking gay…
In good news now the PSU Football team looks like a bunch of angels… LOLZ
When all else fails masturbate.
I work in that library!! I had to hear that through my boss while I was shelving books…now Im a germaphobe!!! Thanks f*cker….hand f*cker that is
yeah i was in pattee that day, good thing i didn't go to the stacks.
…lol looks like one our bball players is finally taking some of the heat off our football players who seem to commit a new crimal act everyday
Funny thing is, someone on juicycampus is now tryin to turn this and all the other athlete incidents into a race issue and say that the Collegian is racist for only putting black criminals on the front page. THATS CAUSE THE WHITE BOYS AREN'T MASTURBATING ON GIRLS OR PULLING KNIVES IN DINING COMMONS OR RAPING GIRLS OR FIGHTING AT THE HUB CAUSE SOMEONE STEPPED ON THEIR FOOT. C'mon guys.