The Public Masturbation Crisis!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
It's an epidemic!
Yet ANOTHER one!!!!!!!
University of Massachusetts junior Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, a sociology major and football player, was arrested this past week after a female jogger reported seeing him staring at her and masturbating from a parked car
Ewwwwwww!
According to reports, the woman approached the man in the parked car because she thought he needed assistance. It was then that he exposed himself before driving away.
Slick move, Spencer. Real slick!
To make matters even more interesting, Ridenhour is also facing charges from another incident that took place the same day!!!
Earlier that day, a Smith student reported she was assaulted by an unidentified man who reportedly grabbed her ass on the street. This was about 30 minutes before the car masturbation incident.
Police arrested Ridenhour two days later, following more in depth details given by another young woman who was at a bus stop when she says she saw a male driver masturbate while he drove by.
Ridenhour is facing charges of open and gross lewdness from Northampton police. Smith College and UMass police are also intending to press felony charges. He will likely face indecent assault and battery charges from the universities.
According to reports, Ridenhour confessed to the improper behavior.
Dumb ass!
Re: Mary – Haha yeah they are, I go to Umass and am creeped out by the thought of this. Except I really don't understand how she could have seen him if she was jogging by unless she was like a foot from the car.
Re: ash – There's no need to bring kids into this. I'm not saying that. And anyway kids are already masters of their domain anyway. In my home state 8 year olds are having sex with 8 year olds. In the Northern part of my state, old creepy guys are marrying 7 to 13 years under the disguise of religion. This also happens in the Northern part of Georgia. Is anyone screaming and hollering about it? No because most likely they're related like, this is my brother and uncle.
Re: ash – Ma'am. Are you aware that college students aren't children? Your post is stooooopid!
Re: Anna – Hey, I thought I was the only one who used Anna. Why did you take my handle ; ) Itz OK.
OMG THIS GUY WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL!! WTF I AM SO FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW!
The first time ever went to L.A,driving on the 405 fron sd,some guy lifted himself up in his seat to show me he was jerking off! I was like 15,omg so gross and highlarious!
Re: men are sick & nasty – HEY, WITH A COMMENT LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD BE LIVING HERE : )
um why would she walk up to a man sitting in a car in the first place? In no way i'm saying it's ok for him to jack off in public, but it's pretty stupid of her to approach a man in a parked car.
I am waiting for Barack to give himself a tug job on stage in front of his disciples. You know he wants to.
GO UMASSSS!!!
but seriously that's wicked fucking gross!!
Re: piazzasbuttplug – That was low. For shame.
Re: SAxlerod – chill out haha it's a song
Re: Truant Officer – i am 101 years old you are kids to me Re: Truant Officer –
He can't get a woman with that potato head. Perez should introduce him to Potato head Wilis.
HE'S CUTE!!!!!!!!!! HE CAN GRAB MY ASS!!! TEE HEE. GRABBING A GIRL'S ASS IS INAPPROPRIATE….BUT WHY IS IT OKAY FOR GUYS TO GRAB GUYS?
did anyone stop to ask the most important question? how big is his dick?
umass ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules but this kid doesn't
go amherst!
does anyone know how big his thingy is?
what sick fucks.
yay umass! but ew to that guy.
Not to worry PEREZ-STARJONES-HILTON ….NOBODY will be masturbating looking at you….did you take my advice and switch your "sexual partners" I mean hands that you masturbate with this wee?
"was arrested this past week after a female jogger reported seeing him staring at her and masturbating from a parked."
How fucking hard is it to complete a WHOLE sentence??? You do this shit all the time you illiterate bastard! Fucking learn how to write before you bash others. Lay off the meth pipe asshole!
ewww. amherst is so nasty.
what a wanker - literally!
What the fuck does this have to do with celebrity gossip?
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There are tons of stupid stories like this every fucking day, so just because you like reading about people jerking off, please don't subject US to it. You're probably tugging it right now, you pathetic loser.
notice he never bothered the Amherst girls. Fugly hos
again, black people.
OMG I went to school with this guy at White PLains HIgh in NY people!!! This is so gross. He had a lot going for him and he lost everything his scholarship for this shit?!?!!? WTF dumb ass he couldn't jerk off in his dorm
I went to middle/high school with Spencer too (someone else from White Plains commented on here I think) and it's absolutely true–he was always touching girls inappropriately, trying to get them to sit on his lap and making suggestive comments–especially with girls who were a lot younger and too scared to really fend off his advances. We all knew it was going in this direction…hopefully this stopped him from hurting anyone.
One time when I was younger, I was walking to school and some guy stop in front of me and he was playing with himself and looked right at me to see my reaction. The same guy was also seen several times riding around our school. Another time, I was walking to the store alone and some guy followed me and I had to run into the woods up about 60 steps in about 2 seconds into the woods and hid. The only reason he left without finishing to find me coz he left his car in the middle of the street to chase me. If I was a vigilante..these fuckers are the one's that I would get some serious revenge on …good thing, I don't like to inflicted pain on people..ain't it?????????????????????????????????????????????☻]]
I wonder why don't call it blogging, like you do, Perez???
This is the first time our school is mentioned, WOO! GO UMASS! LoL
What a perv. Tried to find him on Facebook, but alas, he does not have one. Boo.
i go to the high school in amherst where umass is located and this is the first ive heard of this!! but im happy i hurd it from sumwhere… and finally they letting people know how nasty umass male athletes are!!!
OMG. I see this guy at the dining common all the time.
What the hell???!!!
I thought he was sexy… apparently he's a little deviant!
masturbating in public is totally gross and not appropriate. but i think the issue here is the fact that he followed some girl and grabbed her. that is scary and fucking way wrong. if you disagree. i dont know what is wrong with you.
This hottie could beat off to me cutting the grass if he wanted to!
Well, since Perexxx posts porn about him and Chace Crawford on his website, what makes him any different than this guy? Perexxx's day in the sun is soon to be gone…
It's springtime, guys need to get laid!!!!
Re: Hillary – Are you wearing panties?
Last time someone car jackedoff at me I didn't look at his face…he
Why is this newsworthy? Oh, forgot, this isn't a news site, but it is not entertainment either.
Why didn't she just pull her panties down and sit on his dick?
Lame.
You really should be careful reporting on mentally ill individuals you dumbass. Have some class. You should be ashamed. Fat Fuck.
I would have sucked his hot swollen pinga right then and there.
EWWWW, and this guy goes to my friggin school!
Someone needs to Lorraina Bobbit this disgusting SICKO!!
Hi i was the student at the bust stop. He was a disturbing person who smiled as he masturbated right infront of me. I was innocently walking back to the dorm when this man drove up and got my attention and exposed himself let him rot in jail. How disgusting!!!!!
hahahhaha… i go to this school, it was in our school paper like three days ago i was actually gonna send it in but i shouldve known you wouldve gotten to it perezzz
that is crazy i live literally 15 min. away from UMASS
Perhaps he shoulda got himself a hooker so he could…Ridenhour.
WTF! Why does this guy get to perv out at a school and not get a jizz stain on his chin??? Is it because he's black, way to be a PC ass kisser!
I went to high school with him!!! weirdddddddddddd
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why are most of these men black….touch it at home boys
Hahaha, he looks like Barry Bonds!
why are they calling the police? he's hawt. I'd get right in there and start sucking his big black cawk!!!! yum!!! fucking hawt as heyell!!!!
but its ok for girls to flash. no one calls the police for that. more dicks please !!
This is so fucking sick why can't people do this in their own home and it just proves ppl are desperate. Would uw ant ppl to know ur not getting any? How embarrassing is it to get arrested for this? I live in Holyoke, mass which is 10 minutes from North hampton and i'm shocked that this is happening in my backyard.
Smith College on Perezilicious!! Wooohooooo. Heart you Perezito
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE world today? u cant do that in the privacy in your own home anymore???? what happened to the good ol days……sic sic sic
WAIT! i go to smith and we call this guy "the renegade masturbater" in my dorm (which I think is very clever)
well, let's also do a feature on George Michael and his public masturbation escapades. we all know that he wrote the book on it! of but if forgot that he's a protected class for this site
Dumbass, indeed.
He should've denied everything like all of our poiliticians do!
UMM….he went to my elementary school and my high school. Always knew he was a fucking CREEP. wowwwwwww
yo i took a winter class with this kid……ASDHASFDHASFJASDHASDHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
that is nasty, scaring poor girls. but he is cute tho…
Hello, The Greek Giant here masturbating in my shiny blue Maseratti outside the UCLA library as educated American whores walk about. My three young 'actresses' will not answer their phones tonight, therefore I, The Greek Giant, will enter Coffe Bean and Tea Leaf and shoot a Giant wad of sperm into a steaming hot latte very soon.
You impoverished American bums had better order regular coffee with your welfare cheques, and stop buying your cheap American meth. Civilized Europeans use only pure cocaine, preferably from Bolivia. That is all.
OMGG i fucking know him.. this shit is tooo funny.
ON THE SITE LASURFPUNK
THIS WAS DISCUSSED TODAY
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It's called Exhibitionism…. It's a mental disorder. Though it's not an excuse these people feel trapped in their own mind. Most of them want to stop but can't. Sad story
went to hs with him!! he was a horndog back then too, slept with half the damn grade. oh spencer spencer
o please that story sounds weak as shit…the guy first gets caught in the park and then jumps in his car and continues jacking of…thats lameeeeeee as story…check and see if the girls werent just mad at this dude and set him up…
This is what happens when men become addicted to porn! It messes up their heads big time.
i think it's a penn state thing cause he transfered to umass from penn state…
hahah i go to umass! some one just committed suicide in jqa! but on a positive note team britney!!!!
He has a nice chocolate face. But he has a head like a cone so he must have retardation. My brother Bilo has a head shaped like a cone and he also has retardation.
He should just take pictures of women making toilet. That is what I do.
Re: Smith Alum – An "avid reader" would know to write "granted" not "grant it".
SPERM IS GOOD FOR HAIR AND SKIN.
excuse me, but this guy hasn't been tried and found guilty, yet you are posting his image and stating information as if it is fact.
he may be innocent and you may be ruining his life.
what is wrong with people eewwww i think i'm gonna puke
This is the future of America if Obama is elected. This guy is definitely hanging out in the closet. Come out, Spencer, and embrace your rainbow.
Re: CUMSHOT COSMETICS – Hmmm, Blaaaaaake has been in jail. Wino's skin has been awful…I think you may be on to something here.
LMAO! I work at UMass…yet this isn't surprising at all for that school.
Ok. So, I totally went to middle school with this guy in Orlando, Fl. Cuhrazie! Stimmt!
Re: Peter Gozinyah – thats a gooooddd one!
Okay, so where is this guy's father??? Didn't he teach his boy about magazines and a LOCKED BATHROOM???
Does anybody remember that John Waters movie "A Dirty Shame"? Think about it…
p.s. spencer used to go to penn state ironic?
hola
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I POSTED ON THIS SITE.
i went to school and graduated with him in high school!!!!
this is so embarrasing!
i hope nobody else from White Plains High school see's this.
Damn Spencer! AND whats worse, he was popular in highschool…lol…omg.
He has a great personality and now his reputation is ruined. DAMN!
whats with the photo and the full name like that?
doesn't he have the internet? keep that mess at home
GO UMASS!! Wow, I cant UMASS made it onto perezhilton.com.
That just totally makes my day! I think i've seen him on campus to lol.
Love ya perez! xoxo
Why are these brothers ruining their lives? They actually made it to college and then they throw it all away. Stay home and watch porn.
Northampton…smith college…go figure, that's where all the weirdos live. He should of gone a city over to holyoke wear all the slutty spics live instead of the gayest city in new england
What the hell is wrong with all these nigalittos? If they are that desp to get their junk wacked GET A HOOKER.. Their aways around…
This makes me think of the middle-aged or old men who sit in their cars at the far end of the parking lot at one of our public parks. Barf!!!! Next time I'm suspicious, I'm calling the cops.
Yep at my alma mater…Penn State, the point guard of the bball team, got busted for masturbating in the stacks at the library yestesrday!
this is just classic….gotta start a shirt for this.
you forgot the part where he called the mom and told her he was a police detective calling about the case, only to speak with the daughter, have her hang up, call the police, and have him arrested again.
GO UMASS!
The sad thing is that this type of thing has happened to almost everyone of my girl friends! I just don't get it.