The Public Masturbation Crisis!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
It's an epidemic!
Yet ANOTHER one!!!!!!!
University of Massachusetts junior Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, a sociology major and football player, was arrested this past week after a female jogger reported seeing him staring at her and masturbating from a parked car
Ewwwwwww!
According to reports, the woman approached the man in the parked car because she thought he needed assistance. It was then that he exposed himself before driving away.
Slick move, Spencer. Real slick!
To make matters even more interesting, Ridenhour is also facing charges from another incident that took place the same day!!!
Earlier that day, a Smith student reported she was assaulted by an unidentified man who reportedly grabbed her ass on the street. This was about 30 minutes before the car masturbation incident.
Police arrested Ridenhour two days later, following more in depth details given by another young woman who was at a bus stop when she says she saw a male driver masturbate while he drove by.
Ridenhour is facing charges of open and gross lewdness from Northampton police. Smith College and UMass police are also intending to press felony charges. He will likely face indecent assault and battery charges from the universities.
According to reports, Ridenhour confessed to the improper behavior.
Dumb ass!
OH MY GOD I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM IN HS I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!
To you people making the racist posts: NEWSFLASH creeps come in all colors. You have just as many if not more in your race so STFU and y'all are even SICKER and CREEPIER. For real for real.
Wow, I go to school here and haven't heard about this yet! Poor UMass! We only seem to get press for all the creepsters and losers that go here….
Is this really that big of a deal? I've totally beat off on the highway before. Granted, it was at night on a lonely road, and I did it so nobody would notice.
whenever we hear stories like this we just laugh our asses off and we wonder where are those self righteous hypocrite heteros running their mouths saying all the time that the gays are perverts and sick ?????? I think pathetic heteros just like this fug here and the rest of them clearly are proving the world how desperate and frustrated they are sexually. Typical miserable fucking hypocrite breeders .
Re: Pedro – of course you will, being the cum whore that you are ,you will take anything ,even your asshole father hahahahaha ,cum whore !!!!!!
what the hell is going on with guys these days? and it's not just black guys to some of you idiots! Are they just too overstimulated and can't help it? We're going to have to start medicating them soon. I knew a guy who had to masturbate 10-15 times a day and have sex atleast twice otherwise he felt like he was going to explode. There is seriously something happening…
I was at the mall with my friend and we were walking to her car and we were at an intersection and this man was blasting "i dont want your man" or whatever by keisha cole and he had his shirt up and his old man dick out masturbating as we walked by. GROSS.
Re: men are sick & nasty – oh really ???obviously you haven't seen a bukkake video, you will see that SKANKS like yourself can take about two big dicks inside their nasty holes , usually FRIGID BITCHES like you are the WORST OF THEM ALL
all those years of having such a DRIED UP VAGINA , CUNTS like you turn into such CUM ADDICT WHORES.
Re: lmao –
news flash, by you saying that it's kinda being racist yourself.
masturbating while driving is ok if you can change hands fast enuf to shift gears!
OMGGGGGG!!!! i am a student at umass amherst and i JUST read this article in our campus newspaper on wednesday! this is hilarious. first of all, why would these ppl go to the cops and tattle w/e hes fucking masterbating its not like hes raping him. and second, if i caught a guy masterbating i would be calling my friends like holy shiiiiit i just caught this guy publibly masterbating. this article cracked me up all day. GO UMASS!!!!
things like this make me want to live on that island where Wonder Woman was from….
When I was in the jungle with Tarzan I saw so many locals wacking their wanker! For goodness sakes it's only JUNGLE FEVER!!!
What a disgusting pervert!!!! NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of sick f..ks out there.
Unless you have a sack you can't comment. ALL guys have done it at least once in public (building,on the job, in a car, woods etc)if not more. When the urge hits sometimes…….. yes poor judgement. You never see women getting busted on the job/in public finger jammin. No balls literally that's why. Woman have noooooooooooooo clue how guys are. they think they know but are wayyyyyyyy off. On women's horniest day men are 100000 times that. And all you bitches have to know your man is included in this group whether you want to belive it or not!
It happened to me in college but the guy was in his car. He didn't try to talk to me or follow me so I just watched him until he came. It was HOT. He was huge. The only way I would snitch would be if the guy was old, ugly and/or creepy and tried to bother me.
Re: mozzer – Wonder Women is a fiction retard.
funny how the last masturbation offense was from a penn state kid, and this kid used to go to penn state before he transfered to umass! hmm… connection?
Re: the truth – how is Perez ruining his life ???? he was the idiot . I'm all for public masturbation because I have done it too in the woods where no one can see me but this jackass is staring at a women while he is doing it , there is a big difference . It is important to expose perverts like this ,the next thing you know they'll be raping innocent women or children for that matter.
This kid went to my high school I graduated a year a head of him, complete douche bag he deserves everything he gets.
The most awesome comment yet! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Wow, Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour is a real charmer. I bet the ladies can't resist his unusual introductions. Too bad he is so shy. Did guys like this have a Mother and a Father or just hatch from an egg? He is obviously so socially retarded he should be locked up or become a lawyer.
Re: Why? – I ask the same thing ,why ???? are you afraid you'll be next ???? hahahahaha be afraid be very afraid Perez is fearless and he will expose freaks like you , bitch !!!!!
I went to Smith (Class of '04) and frankly: I'm shocked that this guy had a dick to jerk off with after having done that shit to a Smithie!!!!!
Best part is he used to play football at Penn State (Stanley Pringle's school). He just transferred out of PSU this past year. Spencer and Stanley Pringle should hang out.
omg i went to high school with him!! how embarrassing is that!
He's way hotter than that arrested Leprechaun!
the bitch shouldn't have come up to his car…what do expect
Oh my God. This clown went to Penn State too.
OMG do u know this guy
Wow, my hometown of Hamp made Perez's website. Can you see we get no action here in West. Mass? This is coolest thing since Ellen DeGeneres came here.
Ewww!!! What the hell is wrong with people these days?! So damn nasty. That's happened to me before.. I was on the bus heading to school when I looked over & saw a disgusting man doing that crap, on the freeway! It was a HORRIBLE experience.
OF COURSE Umass….. I would have thought we would have been on this site for Riots and shit not Masturbation….
At least he wasn't raping somebody. Also, some people have sex addiction problem.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE ALL OF WHITE PLAINS WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS POOR SPENC….
YEAH UMASS!
why would ANYONE be proud of going to umass?!?!?
In the UMass Daily Collegian it said he was masturbating while driving, "he must have been driving very slow."
Go, Fight, Win. Go UMass.
He went to high school with me. Good job White Plains, good job!
This kid went to my highschool…SO CREEPY!
The first day of the semester the lewd character above was helping a kid in my hallway move in, and he came and asked me for my number AHHHH! I gave it to him because I had just rolled out of bed and didn't feel like dealing with him, little did I know he was a pervert.
OMG I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM!!!! i was just reading perez for my normal celebrity gossip and then i see someone from my high school… crazyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
OMG.THATS.MY.SCHOOL!
he should join the U MASS DEBATE team!
this kid lives in my building and he is a complete creeper, always made me feel so uncomfortable. ewww this is disgusting.
oh shyt…SPENCE!!! he's my ex-roommate's soon to be baby daddy…lol…he use to be at our place all da time…she's locked up now…they're da perfect couple…his mother is looney too.
OMMMMGGGGOOOSSSSHHH I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM…THATS LIKE SOOOO OUT OF HIS CHARACTER AND TO HAVE IT ON THIS SITE…SUCH A SHAME!!!!
waaay to put White Plains and UMass on the map guy. i must say, this is a classic act right there lol
YEAAAA WHITE PLAINS HIGH CLASS OF '04
WAY TO GO SPENCER FOR PUTTIN US ON THE MAP!
I HAD CLASS WITH THAT PERV AND IM GLAD HIS GOT IN TROULBE.
AND TO THE GUYS WHO DEFEND HIS SAUSAGE STROKING:
THE WHOLE STORY ISNT ON THERE… STALKING GIRLS AND FINDING THEIR HOUSE PHONE NUMBERS AND CALLING THEM AND PRETENDING TO BE A COP IS NOT COOL.
I'M SURE HE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF SAUSAGES TO STROKE BEHIND BARS
HAHAHAHAHA..THAT KID WENT TO MY JUNIOR HIGHHH!!!!! HAHAHAHA NOOOO WAYYYYY!!!!!
FREE SPENCER!!!!!!!!!
he's a great guy and i think all you haters out there need to leave him alone.
Perez!!! Let me tell you that this has been happening to me all the time since i was 9. I PROBABLY HAD ABOUT 20 SEPERATE DIFFERENT situations like this before in my life.
Re: mike –
I agree with Mike!!
The most important question is: HOW BIG IS IT???
DUMBASS. HE MUST BE MENTALLY CHALLENGED!!
LOLOLOLOL
ROFL
what a perv.
damn. Why'd it have to be the black guy?
spencer is a great guy and he must have been seriously messed up to have had to do that, and confess to it. this is SHOCKING behavior for someone who you'd call a gentle giant. honestly i cannot see him ever doing something like that in his life.
jessica and jake.
YEAH IT'S BULLSHIT FREE SPENCER!
it's huge! my friend slept with him in HS. Weird couple, she was a red-headed freak and he was a perv.
What the hell happened to good old fashioned private masturbation at home while the rest of the family drinks coffee? Where are values and traditions? LOL
Ive seen guys doing this sitting in traffic numerouse times! It needs to stop already!
HE LEARNED IT FROM HIS ANCESTORS AT THE ZOO
YA KNOW HOW THE MONKEYS ARE ALWAYS SITTING AROUND
AND WANKING IT SHAMLESLY
SOOO FUCKING DISGUSTING! I WOULDN'T GIVE THAT PERV THE TIME OF DAY! AND I THINK ITS HILARIOUS HOW WPHS CLASS OF 04 IS WRITING ALL OVER THIS SITE LOL! AND YES WE ALL KNOW WHO THE RED HEADED FREAK THAT GAVE HIM THE TIME OF DAY IS. MUST'VE BEEN TRAMATIZING FOR HIM TO RESULT TO DOING ALL THIS LOL!!!!
You can't fix stupid.
First off… Everyone who is proud to see their school on Perez, GET A F*CKING LIFE!!
Secondly… What Spencer did was wrong and he obviously has some issues he needs to work on, but he does not deserve this public BASHING from strangers who know nothing of his character as a whole.
The Spencer I know is karismatic (spell check), funny, and easily loved by all his piers at WPHS. We all have flaws in our characters, so who are you all to judge just because your shit didn't make front page yet??!
My prayers go out to Spencer and his family and to the young ladies involved.
The rest of you asses need to check your own shit before casting judgement on Spencer because the only person clear of sin is God and only he has that right to pass judgement.
what a perv!!!
Perez why dont you just make a jump to section for these masterbaters now. Tehres so many! Its nasty!
Re: Munro from WPHS –
SPENCER WAS NOT LOVED BY ALL HIS PIERS IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU DUMB ASS! THAT GUY IS A PERV… HE WASNT JUST JERKIN OFF. HE WAS STALKIN THEM AND CALLING THEIR HOUSES PRETENDING TO BE A COP AND GRABBING A TOTAL STRANGERS ASS IS NOT COOL. LET HIM ROT LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT HE IS! LOL
dito spence……our prayers go out 2 you and ur family>>>>>>
GO WHITE PLAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
white people= satan
go perverted black man!
spank that thang anywhere!
Only God can judge him it's true but he clearly needs to be corrected. If he was just jerking off and not bothering anyone that's one thing but stalking and grabbing women who are not interested is not cool. I am an attractive black woman and I am tired of men of all races who are bothersome. I stopped going to bars and nightclubs because of jerks like this. There's no such thing as just going out to have a good time anymore. Some crazy asshole always has to ruin it. Like Pink says "It's just you and your hand tonight."
TOO BAD HE WASNT WHITE, I WOULD HAVE WATCHED HIM JACK HIS DICK
BLACKS HAVE PINK CUMMMM…..GROSSSSSSSSSSSS
Re: WPHS… – uh ur an asshole
Re: Julie Bee – it's only cuz you're an ugly whore.
Re: WPH 004 – you're probably ugly anyway. haha. who looks up gossip sites online . ? ur a doosh.
lets all stop arguing and focus on the perv above. there's no excuse for what he did. there's alot of sluts out there. and if he wants to jerk off then whatever but stalkin people and grabbing people and impersonating a cop isnt gonna cut it. the story of spencer is spreading like wildfire here at UMASS and from what i hear about Penn State where he use to play and in White Plains, NY where he lives… i'm sure everyone's proud of this creep
KUDOS TO SPENC. THE TALK OF THE TOWN FOR BEATING HIS MEAT. HOW GLORIOUS. AND TO THINK THAT THIS LOOOVELY STORY WILL STAY WITH YOU WHEREVER YOUR GO… FOREVER! IT GIVES ME THE GIGGLES TO SEE ALL THE COMMENTS AND KNOWING I SAT NEXT TO THIS CREEP HIGH SCHOOL. HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE SHIT AND HAD OH SO MANY FANS… WELL JUST LOOK @ ALL THE COMMENTS HERE. THE PEOPLE LOVE YOOOOOOU! ITS QUITE OBVIOUS HE'S LOST IS MIND. JERKIN OFF WHILE OPERATING A VEHICLE, GRABBING GIRLS HE DOESNT KNOW, AND PRETENDING TO ME A COP. SUCH A SHAME, SUCH A SHAME….
OMG I went to high school with him!!! What a shame!?!?!? He always said he was going to be famous will his famous now!! And not in a good way. What is going on?? There are some crazy people out there. We all know who is one now! But for real, come on this is a shame! What went wrong with you Spencer????
Sick! He looks like Barry Bonds………eww!
well this makes my school look even more rediculous. GO UMASS!!!
REPORTS ARE NOT TRUE RIDENHOUR DIDNT CONFESS TO THE ALLEGATIONS
HAHA i used to go to high school with this kid….
and i thought he was such a nice boy.
I believe it is so wrong of Perez to put this on the internet. Hey yeah he did wrong. But lets see Perez are you perfect? I bet that if I did my research I would find so many little dirty things you've done. But I have class and I dont do anything wrong to people i dont know. Besides your website is about CELEBRITIES!!!!!! I didnt know you also focused on normal people. Focus on ur Job which aint even a job!!!! Lets call it a lil hobby and stop gettin in peoples lives who are not in the spotlight.
This kid lost his scholarship and his chance to go to school over this and you are having a field day! Im sry I hope you get what u deserve!! This boy is one of the nicest most compassionate human beings I know!! He did one thing wrong hey I have done mine too but I am HONORED to have met him and to be his FRIEND! And I stand by him in this awful time and he has my friendship through anything cause I know he would have my back!! Now who has ur back Perez???
SPENCER IS A FUCKING CREEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP.
one time, i was at my friends house and he came in uninvited until my friend had to threaten to call the police.
white plains on perez holllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i played high school football with him and hes one of the best players ive ever seen….amazing how people fuck up their lives.
I see this kid eveyday in the cafe n wen im walkin 2 class..ppl r always tryna bring down a black man doin good wit there life.this mans in school playin ballin tryna do good but noo ppl can't stand wen I black man is tryna succeed in life. He did seem like a creep,but hey we can't judge him if he want to masturbate in public that's on him.That suxz he has a fuckin pic up n everythin..id hate 2 be ur mama