Hey, John Mayer!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
We took a lie detector test!
Us Weekly videotaped it and will be airing it later today!
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 12:48 pm
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Hey, John Mayer!Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
We took a lie detector test! Us Weekly videotaped it and will be airing it later today! Posted: April 4, 2008 at 12:48 pm
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i dont get it. why would you kiss and tell. are you trying to get revenge for him not wanting anymore with you? or maybe the fact that he was probably wasted and you reminded him of a fat chick. give me a break. i read you all the time. but i think you may take it a little too far sometimes, with your comments and drawings. Karma.. it will come around and bite you in the ass.
Ok why are you exploiting John Mayer now? Calm the fuck down you fat bastard! What did you do, drug him and molest him? You sick freak!
Officially not a fan of yours anymore.
I couldn't care less if John Mayer kisses a guy but why would his standards sink so low? I mean sorry, but that's putting a 9 and a 3 together.
It's bad form to kiss and tell, P
i just feel bad for poor john mayor that he was drunk enough to make out with Perez. i wouldn't want to admit that either! even if john is gay he can make out with hotter guys than that i am sure!
Think about it, THIS HAS to be some kind of JOKE. Perez CANNOT kept a secert like this for 4 months! And someone else who saw would have told the media already. Jokes on us I guess…
Re: ilona rose –
YOU SAID IT
Your site use to be entertaining..but you have sunk to a new low-you are such a pathetic attention whore loser.
You are such a pathetic, pathetic man for doing this. You truly make me sick. My hatred for you has been growing lately, but this just pushed it over the edge. John Mayer has been a good sport and has more talent than you could ever hope for. You're a flash in the pan. Enjoy your sad talentless 15 minutes at the expense of others. I'm completely disgusted by you Perez.
Is it hard being 30, overweight and single????
who cares!! MOVE ON DRAG QUEEN! lol
PEREZ,
YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE AN UGLY ANIMAL, GREASY & DIRTY.
PROBABLY WHY YOU ARE LIKE YOU ARE.
I'M DYING TO SEE YOU FALL.
SAVE YOU'RE MONEY FAT ASS.
Re: maryann –
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID IN AN EARLIER POST - THIS HAS GOT TO BE FOR ASHTON KUTCHERS NEW SHOW AND I'M SURE JOHN IS IN ON IT TOO SEEING AS HOW HE LOVES F*ING WITH THE RAZZI.
lmfao u are fuckin lame
you should have videotaped it!!!!
that woulda been hot!
THE ONLY THING YOU'VE EVER BEEN CONSISTANT WITH:
NOW THERE ARE TWO.
(TWO LIES).
GET A LIFE PEREZ….
you are a grotesque, ugly creature perez.
I don't see the big deal. Girls make out with other girls for fun all the time. Perez, I kind of find it offensive what a big fucking deal you are making this.
stop talking about yourself you douchebag!! nobody cares who you whore yourself out to you fat fuck
THIS IS ALL PART OF ASHTON'S NEW SHOW PEOPLE!!!
Look at yourself before making such remarks..you ugly bastard, lie detector or not, john is not gay and you will always be a liar
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER EVER!!!!
Why would u be such an A**HOLE???
Of course, I can just imagine John reading all these comments, having a big grin on his face, thinking 'yeah, it worked! They're falling for it.'
Fatty, get over it. Screw your lie detector, show me the pictures!!
This is all because John called you out in his post on his blog the other day….you're such a vindictive fat beeotch….AND, BTW, John's post about you was RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!! PS - get the Lap Band System….AND fix those damn fugly snaggle teeth of yours!!! AND….wash your hair….you always look greeeeeezy!! And I only mean this in the nicest of ways!! NOT!!
THIS IS ALL FOR ASHTON KUTCHERS NEW SHOW!!!!
you are a fucking piece of shit.
Wow - this has to be a case of date rape!?!?!? Loser.
damn, i wouldn't want to be close to you after this, way to bring your "friends" down. guess you can't trust anyone in hollywood, everyone has a motive. getting more famous through the work of other people eh.
Perez, I always believed you. You don't have to prove it.
All of this because he blogged about you? Isn't that what you do everyday? Get over yourself, Chunky—you're not that special
look at perez, then look at John Mayer… seriously, if John was going to do something with a guy, he would chose better, not that stupid whale, if he really had some kind of kiss with perez (which I doubt) it was probably just a silly happy new year thing, and that doesn't make him gay… perez you are pretty desperate to make such a deal out of nothing, what a desperate cry for attention, I'm not sure what you are trying to achieve because people just hate you more now that you did this to John, who is a real talented artist, not some heinous weirdo struggling with his sexual orientation who likes to harass and treat public people like sh!t
This has gotten completely ridiculous P-NASTY…..seriously, why are you so bent on bringing down John Mayer? Leave him alone already. Who cares if you lip locked for 5 minutes or an hour? I'm sure you can be charming, especiaaly through the haze of alchohol…..
I believe you, why the hell would you make that up anyway? If you were going to lie about something like that, then why not David Beckham right? You deserve better than that switch out anyway, he's not worth the gum on your shoe! You look faboo and much props to you for getting healthy! Long Live Perez!
Perez, you're such a hypocrite. It's painful.
WHO CARES? Perez let it go. BTW how much did you get paid for doing that coverage for US?
oh my god….. beg for attention much?
A lie detector test is not reliable. If it doesn't bother you to lie you will pass it. Why aren't there any pictures?
U R EFFEN HERE AREN'T U..
U CARE AZZHOLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Alright, I so luv John Mayer, so I do not understnad what the hell he would be doing anywehre near your pig face??
I have lost respect for the MAYER. I AM THROUGHLY DISAPPOINTED.
Plus really why do you need to do a lie detector what a joke. I am embarassed for both of you
Good for you Perez forget all these negitive people!
So what if he kissed you? He was probably PISS drunk. Get over it looser.
Seriously Perez… WHO CARES? This is so 2nd grade. Sounds like a personal spat. Maybe you should use your myspace page (if you have one) and post bulletins about it there….as that's what the kiddies do.
I wonder if Ashton Kutcher is behind this?
Re: Jenna –
Wow, Jenna, you really are a loser suck-up!!!
He is HOT and you are NOT! If he is gay he will not be with you, he can get much, much better than a fat looser.
you make me sick.
i'm sure you tasted better than jessica simpson lol
I cant stop laughing! You rule Perez!
Perez you're an actual twit.
Perez, I think you are funny. Your site is funny. But you are a douche for outing someone. What's wrong with you, dude? Where's your sense of LGBT dignity and loyalty?
Okay, we get it. You made out with John Mayer. Whatever. Do you realize you kissed the same mouth that kissed Jessica Simpson? Doesn't that make you want to throw up???? Personnally, I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of it. I mean, it's not like you kissed Brad Pitt or David Beckham.
Perez, you are a loser! You have no talent to be creative what so ever, and you are only known because of the way you antagonize celebs! If it wasn't for them, you would be nothing! At least they have talent to be successful at something.
I'm not usually into embarassing other people, but John Mayer really needs to come out of the closet. His bisexuality is so patently obvious….
I believe you. Just a little saddened that John Mayer's name has to be a part of another controversy. I don't want him to be a laughing stock - he's got serious talent.
perez, honey, get over yourself
perez…how fucking awesome.
HE's OUTING JOHN MAYER.
i always got homo vibes from johnny boy.
I have no live for John Mayer, but I doubt that in any state- sober or not- he would sink as low as to be intimate with you of all people. I used to get a kick out of this site- but with age and perspective I have realized how sad society is for supporting this trash and furthermore - how empty and lonely your life must be in order to want to make your living by hurting others. You're absolutely pathetic.
Perez separated at birth from "Orson" of Garfield and Friends!
You really are such a loser Perez.
This is so bloddy pathetic…very "highschool'ish" .
fuuckk you you fat slob!
He was probably drunk off his ass and you were probably wearing your Brit Brit outfit from "Babe, one more time". He Probably thought you were some fatass chiick and thought, "hmm never tried that before….i feel bad for her"
FUCK YOU I HATE YOU NOW!
yeeeayyyaaa! haha john mayer is a FAGGG!! fuckin homo!
love you perez!!! xD
Pop….your bubble just deflated…the cat is out of the bag….we knew something smelt fishly, and it wasn't just coming from your anus, Pigez……Did you guys ever wonder why Pigez never said anything about this, or anyone else….FOR A YEAR? Because Ashton didn't give Pigez the idea to spoof the media until recently. The Pap-whore spoofing the media…talk about the ultimate hypocrisy….Leave it up to Pigez. He literally will do anything, like biting the hand that feeds him, for a stab at publicity.
The only reason Perez put this story up is because John Mayer said, "This is about a young guy who maintains a celebrity blog that subsists on tearing other people down but who has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man.”
Well as a gay man I happen to agree with him. And as a gay man Perez should understand (even if this piece of gossip is true) how wrong it is to "out" someone else.
You embarass me Perez. Thank you for making my life as a gay man just a little bit rougher.
I hope you realize how ridiculous you sound with this whole thing. It is just making you look like a desperate ass hole. Way to go.
ok… this is stupid…. Perez please get over him. its kind of getting annoying … no wait REALLY ANNOYING… john is a 30 man who loves brown haired WOMEN with fake tits. everyone knows this!!!!!!!! …. dont get me wrong.. im obsessed with john too …. but you just got to get over your dream …. also… lie detector tests LIKE NEVER WORK… and if there is one person thats going to lip lock with john… ITS ME … he is me husband… doesnt everyone know that?lol
Re: Kreator –
I AGREE WITH YOU SOOOO MUCH!
Ok Perez -
I have been a fan for a while but lately I have started to become disinchanted with you. Are you celebrity or are you a blogger ?! I used to like reading when you were just a normal no-body with some witty comments about "those" people. Now you cant give honest opinions because you are "friends" with everyone (example:Heidi Montage).
I think it is really sad that you are trying to exploit John Mayer for your own personal/professional gain. If this really happened why speak out now? !
This is going too far.
I used to like reading Perez but now it's over.
You should be ashamed of what the fame made out of you. You lost control of what you are saying and writing.
hotness
Hopefully this is an Ashton Krutcher joke.
anyone who'd go on FOX is truly sad.
Whether this is a prank or NOT..who cares??
We will all be JM fans for life. poo YOU media!
aww shit get it perez! dude is fucking hot, does Jessica Simpson know this?
Perez, why when things in the world are starting to improve for gays/bisexuals/lesbians, when its becoming more accepted by the general public, when people are finally letting go of their outdated beliefs….. Why would you make such an issue out of someone's sexuality, and use their possible uncertainaties or insecurities in an attempt to get you more notority? Really disappointed. Its just sad.
YES! Perez finally jumped the shark. I barely know what that means, but I feel that it applies in this case.
*goes back to singing "your body is a wonderland"……..fuck I hate that song*
sorry, but i can't help but think how pathetic this is. you are doing the exact things you make fun of others for. you are a sellout. This makes me not want to read your site anymore…and I've been reading Perez since the EARLY days. REAL early. Watch what you do..you might be manipulating more than just John. You might cost yourself a lot of fans. This is classless.
Honestly, kiss and telling? How old are you? Maturity wise you remind me of a bitter and jealous 12 year old that hasn't gotten over the fact that the popular boy doesn't want her but wants the cute popular cheerleader instead.
I hope you made a lot of money off of this venture because when your 15 minutes are up, you're going to need it.
Tick, Tock drama boy.
WHY????? Your behavior SADDENS me.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE GROSS, PEREZ MAKING OUT WITH MAYER OR THE PREGNANT MAN. EW. FURTHER PROOF THE END IS NEAR.
I took a lie detector test. I was lying the whole time (except my name part) and I passed it. I was told how to do it 1/2 hour before I took the lie detector test, and it worked! I was only 17 then.
perez hilton? wannabee the real PARIS HILTON?
no one cares if you kissed john m.
what do you want from that poor guy?
Just leave all famous people alone and get a life perez hilton get married, find a WOMEN/MAN (what ever), get childeren and go on a diat you fat ass, with your ugly hair.
but pleasee
stop blogging about celebs,,,, and find a real job.
Perez you are such a dic$. Do you really have to make your self news? It just seems so desperate and unlike you. You are losing cool points in my book. And yes, that means a lot.
perez, perez, perez……. Come on dude give me a fucking break. Is all this neccessary. So you know you are showing your true colors right? 1st you befriend John then soon as soon as he pisses you off you go shouting to the world shit that dosent even matter. WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! And if it did happen im sure John was thinking to his self the next morning " I'm never drinking again ". When it comes down to it UR LAME, you talk shit about folks to make you feel better about your self. Here is some advise : clean up your own backyard before you go trashing someone elses. Im sure there is stuff in your past that you would be embaressed about if someone was shouting it to the world. Leave John alone.
PARIS was in Finland yesterday and left today, but you didint post any news about that. You suck Perez, big time.
PEREZ IS PISSING EVERYONE OFF FROM WHITE PEOPLE WHO KEEPS SAYING RACIST THINGS ABOUT TO GAYS WHO HE KEEPS OUTING TO RECORD COMPANIES HE KEEPS RIPPING OFF. LOL LOVE THE DRAMA OF IT ALL!
Funny that for a guy that makes a living out of making fun of people and being just cruel most of the time, happened to not like a taste of his own medicine… so what if u kissed Mayer? Why go on a vendetta 2 the guy took a jab at you, thats what u do all the time! Since it seems that it really hurt ur feelings, it seems that Mayer was right after all, u still have problems accepting that u r gay n overweight… n u go making fun of fat people?!?! Take a look at the mirror Perez
I HATE YOU PEREZ! JOHN MAYER KICKS ASS, AND IS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE. HE IS VERY MATURE, UNLIKE YOU, AND SPREADING THIS INFO AROUND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG. GO TO HELL AND BURN YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!
If you don't read your comment section, you should probably start. See, John is way cool and you are not. You have no talent, you are only known for making fun of people. Making fun of Gummi Bear for having gastric bypass- maybe you should try it so we don't have to look at your roly polys anymore. If and when you did make out with John, it was probably the highlight of your poor exsistence. Cuz I am sure since then there have only been fugs like yourself to make out with. If anything, this is going to backfire and make John's career even huger than before. Bye you sick loser!
Just a question.
If John was really gay, wouldn't he find a much hotter guy to kiss with…..
Greetings Karlijn, The Netherlands
I have to believe Perez and not because I think that John Mayer is bi, but because I know that Perez is an honest, decent man. True.
"We took a lie detector test!"
In a shop!!!????
(Fun that you talk about yourself like the old, now dead Queen Victoria of England. )
We are not amused!
Why should we even care if you made out with John, big freaking deal. Millions of people make out everyday, and they don't take lie detector tests.
John has always been shy and uncomfortable in front of crowds..He is kinda full of himself, the Borak thong was very hot and I would kiss him too..I hope he chooses his kissing buddies more carefully..If anything, I love John Mayer more after reading this…Now I only wish that Roger Federer would come out of the closet..he is yummy…
who cares fat ass..you know your not spost to kiss and tell. all I'm saying is john must of been hellllla drunk to kiss you. he can do way better then you! your not even a Z lister ur nobody!
Looks like Perez sold out to Ashton's new show. I have a hard time believing this!
this is really low
perez…i'm a big fan…but this…this is really ridiculous. you're acting like a complete child. It's really a turn-off to your site.
Please stop.