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After They Take Out Their Dentures…

Filed under: Old People > YOU Decide!

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Left: Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark at the 10th annual "Tribute To The Human Spirit" Awards in LA on Thursday night. Right: screen legend Elizabeth Taylor at The Abbey in West Hollywood on Thurs.

Who Would You Rather Do????

  • Elizabeth (40%)
  • Joan (60%)

Total Votes: 63,336

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114 comments to “After They Take Out Their Dentures…”

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  1. Susan says – reply to this


    101

    Joan Van Ark has always dressed and made up like a schizophrenic, or maybe that's because she looks just like a tranny, half man half woman.

  2. sepiaprincess says – reply to this


    102

    kill me now.

  3. usf says – reply to this


    103

    perez dont be a jerk off!!! !! totall;y disresepectful to Liz…one who has been a champion of gay rights n advocate n funding of the aids cause!!! for u to be such a jerk about it..i hope u get something incurable!!! sicko

  4. MsLove says – reply to this


    104

    Id do elizabeth circa 1950, you know when she was 18 years old and HOT AS HELL. She looked effing beautiful back in the day, its such a shame….

  5. Nonee says – reply to this


    105

    WHAT THE HELL IS LIZ SUPPOSED TO BE? SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S INSANE.

  6. beth says – reply to this


    106

    at least Liz is an icon!

  7. DMAN says – reply to this


    107

    IS THAT CHRIS CROCKER ON THE LEFT

  8. KATHLEEN says – reply to this


    108

    WHAT A STUPID QUESTION!!! CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU GET OLD AND SOME IDIOT STARTS ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU……KARMA BABY. YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF IT COMING YOUR WAY!

  9. Smelly says – reply to this


    109

    How dare you?

    You're not fit to talk about anyone. You're so classless.

    But, how dare you, seriously, how dare you make fun of Elizabeth Taylor with all she's done to bring hope, help, attention, and research money to AIDS and the people who suffer from it?

    You're so terrible. You'll never apologize for this, but you certainly should.

    You have no shame.

    Horrible.

  10. Bella Blu says – reply to this


    110

    Isn't bestiality illegal?

  11. Jeffrey says – reply to this


    111

    I have a strict policy against necrophilia, so doing Joan "Skeletor" Van Ark is out of the question. At least with Elizabeth, you'd get some interesting pillow talk after it was all over.

  12. Jessica says – reply to this


    112

    Re: Perez is an ASSHOLE – WOW!!!! A little feisty!!! It was just something I noticed, didn't mean for anything to sound rude, wondered if anyone else saw the resemblance…..I think ya need a chill pill

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    114

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