We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
For those of you who didn't take our word for it…
A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave Perez a lie detector test to prove once and for all that he DID hook up with John Mayer.
We answered almost every question honestly. (Except one. Ooops!)
Us Weekly videotaped it all. CLICK HERE to watch it now!
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
get over it. wow so he kissed you let it go already. consider yourself lucky and just shut the fuck up about it already you are starting to sound pathetic…
uhm……so what? So that makes JM either a loose drunk or bi. Either way, who cares? So you got 1 step closer than normal to a celeb. I don't see why it's worth all these stupid posts on your blog about it.
it's funny how mad/angry lil John Mayer teeny bopper fans get.
Geez. I have an idea. Let's quit the 2 year old name calling and pretend we're adults or ALMOST adults. Sounds good doesn't it?
Usually when people name call it's really a sign of their own insecurities…. so trying to tell us something?
People grow up.
I realllllly don't know what to think about this…and i'm surprised i haven't heard anything from john mayer in the news regarding this lol
Re: LATRAMPOSA – Re: LATRAMPOSA – DUTCHBAG?! Perez is a purse made in Holland? Huh?
i hope this is that stupid pop fiction bullshit that youre always complaining about… if not, its pathetic, and now youre not getting anymore ass for fear that you'll sell your crap stories to the tabloids… um werent you all over that chick that had an affair with hogan… you guys should hang out
I believe he kissed you … However, I don't believe for a second it was sexually charged. If Mayer wanted to mess with a guy, he would not settle for a fat, ugly fag like you. You're a publicity whore. I hate you.
Re: Jessica –
JESSICA - HE'S TALKING DECEMBER 2006, NOT 2007!!!!!
You are pathetic. If I were John M., I would avoid any immature, desperate dudes that've been dying to get into my pants. You have the greatest time cutting down other people and bitching about what they do, but no one ever calls you out on your shit. Grow up, get a life and stop obsessing over 'celebrities' that make you cream your pants. If you have to 'show' everyone that you had one night of ecstasy with some pretty-boy musician, then I feel really sorry for you. I really hope you find the one out there that's meant for you and you don't have to use a lie-detector to let people know you found someone.
Perez, you are just lowering yourself to this really shady level with this John Mayer stuff. I don't see how you can call yourself objective on this.
WHY DID YOU KEEP THIS A SECRET FOR OVER A YEAR? This has to be a joke. Is this for Ashton's show??
ps John is fucking hot, and I'd fuck him anyday, thanks!
How pathetic. Who cares whether or not it happened… and the fact that you are taking a lie detector test just seems desperate for attention.
I'm starting not to like the ridiculousness of this site. I liked it back in the good old days when it was less about YOU and more about celebrities, and your blogs about them.
who cares?
Why the HECK would Jessica be there rubbing his crotch??? that's the bigger news! I thought she was w/ that football player.
It's a little ridiculous that you're using your blog to embarass celebrities. I'm normally a huge fan and don't mind your insults towards others, but you're becoming a sell out, and it disgusts me.
What are you trying to prove?? Big fucking deal even if it really happened. What do you think he's gonna do, leave his lucrative career behind and come out of the closet for you??? Do you think he's planning to buy a house on Newport Coast and move you in as his "wife"?? You are delusional. I thought this site was supposed to be about celebrities??? You're gonna lose your sponcers if you keep thining people want to hear about you.
Wow Perez! You're moving on up the celeb ladder!
I bet John's blushing red now..did Jessica rub your crotch too???
Taddle tale much, Perez??
If this is indeed true; than you are an idiot for telling, because if you ever had the most remote chance of landing a celeb bloyfriend you just ruined it !! IDIOT idiot……….
LOVE IT!
omg perez I'm so jealous!
Happy now Perez?
You're pitiful.
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YOUR JUST SPEAKING OUT FOR PUBLICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIE DETECTOR TEST PROVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR JUST SPEAKING OUT FOR PUBLICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIE DETECTOR TEST PROVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR JUST SPEAKING OUT FOR PUBLICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIE DETECTOR TEST PROVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR JUST SPEAKING OUT FOR PUBLICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIE DETECTOR TEST PROVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"GOD, I WISH I HAD THAT CLOSET LOL"
so does john my dear, so does john.
YOU STUPID FAT LIAR, ANYONE CAN TRICK A LIE DETECTOR TEST, THAT IS WHY A LIE DETECTOR TEST IS NEVER ADMISSIBLE IN A COURT OF LAW, EVEN PEOPLE IN THE ARMY ARE TRAINED TO CHEAT LIE DETECTOR TESTS.. LIE DETECTORS ARE PSEUDO-SCIENCE LIKE HOROSCOPES AND CHERY FLAVORED KOOL-AID…. HOW FUCKING LOW CAN YOU GO PIGFACE
I'm slightly suspicious on the editing of the video.
Why was Jessica rubbing John's crotch while u were making out????? Has she commented on the kiss?
WHO F-ING CARES??? OMG I AM READY TO BAN THIS SITE. i USED TO ENJOY IT SO MUCH NOW ALL YOU DO IS SELF PROMOTE ON HERE. BIG F-ING DEAL YOU KISSED JOHN MAYER…LET ME ASK YOU WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SOMEONE MAKE LOVE TO YOU …NO GETTING IT UP THE BUTT IN SOME CLUB BATHROOM DOES NOT COUNT AS LOVE.
and yet another reason why so many people are still in the closet, assholes like you don't know when to shut the fuck up about thinks like this.
Looks like someone has fallen off the Fat Wagon!!!!!
Maybe he liked you and he wanted to get some. Maybe he and Jessica had an "understanding". The unfortunate thing is that this type of cheap unwarranted publicity stunt is the reason more gay, lesbian and bisexual public people do not come out. I'm hoping this is an April Fool's gag that everyone is in on. If it isn't Perez, you should seriously stop and think what you've just done.
Of course, there's also the fact, that the picture of you and John on this blog is really, really recent as your face looked quite a bit chubbier in dec 2006. The weightloss is only now. And since you and John have had a mutual admiration for a while, you would have brought it up if you both had met in the past few weeks for a different reason.
POP FICTION!
lol is this a joke for ashton kutchers tv programme thing?? or a late aprill fools? …i don't believe it….i believe u could get off with john mayer but i don't think u'd spread your own private life over the internet!!??
Re: Niki is a retarded – Hmm…….Smells like…..HATERADE!
you look really good in that pic, P.
Hahaha figures you'd get the publicity one wrong, Perez.
So good. Love it.
Come on, Johnny. We're waiting.
This is HILARIOUS!
THANK YOU FOR THAT!
JOHN MAYER YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG!
i have no respect for you any more
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ha ha suckers!!!
oh john, everyone makes a mistake… perez, get over yourself, a girl shouldn't kiss and tell.
hahaha funny one. What a huge closet you live in.
I don't believe it for a second, and no offense, Perez, but if John Mayer were gay, I'm sure he'd hook up with a, um, better looking guy. Here's to dellusions and fantasies.
Perezers keep up the workout regimen. You're looking fiiiiiiiiiiine!
Re: Niki –
I concur!
I wouldn't believe the Faux News Network if they claimed the sun was going to rise tomorrow. They're a bunch of big, fat liars.
i think its totally un cool of you to kiss and tell…. (not very lady like…you dogg!!)
Its totally hott that J.Mayer is a swinger tho…
*Meeooowwww*
This sounds like ashton's new show
Wow. You make fun of celebrities all the time for their attempts at gaining publicity.
Idk if this is a joke or not, but if it isn't..
PATHETIC! PATHETIC! PATHETIC!
it shouldn't matter if they kissed; what matters is that american public shouldn't give a f*** if a man is experimental - its so slandered against men where they can't experiment or even enjoy their sex like women are allowed to play with other women, and perez i didn't think you would exploit yourself like this, i'm a little disappointed apparently he wasn't comfortable and you should've respected that
Y'all need to put down the haterade and relax!!
is all this staged maybe for that ashton kutcher show?? pop fiction or whatever it's called?
either way i still love john mayer to bits.
Well, if he made out with you, at least I know I got a chance. LOL
John Mayer = Still hot
This does not change him one bit in my eyes
oh my fuckin GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! you're such a little shit disturber!
Nossa, John Mayer tem que ser muito macho por ter coragem de beijar um viado, gordo e escroto como Perez Hilton!!!!!
Crédo!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say "POP FICTION"!
That show sucks perez, i hope you're not apart of it.
I always think that John Mayer is gay… I believe you Perezzito
WE HAVE BEEN PUNKED LOL> DUD YOU GUYS!!! they planned this together. s
Re: BRIT –
So if someone disagrees with what Perez is doing, they are an immature, teeny-bopper fan? hahaha please, the epitome of immature is Perez for doing something this vindictive and disgusting. Furthermore he is the WORST kind of "teeny-bopper fan" since he seems to totally consumed by this john mayer "scandal" he is trying to create.
He had a false on the test when asked if he's doing it for publicity!! Im a daily perezhilton.com viewer and i thought he was better than this. Theres not really any need for it. He said hes doing it because John has been making digs at him recently…Who cares?! This from a man who is constantly making digs at every celebrity alive today. Learn that if you dish it out you need to know how to handle taking it back!!! Who cares if John did it? I sure dont. He's an amazing, talented, gorgeous, funny and kind guy and nothing Perez Hilton (who's talent is bitching???) will change my opinion of him. Im a straight girl in a long term relationship but i've kissed other girls before. BIG DEAL!!
big deal i fucked him last year!
John Mayer is so hot. He has a hot bod. Hot everything. I wish he licked me haha
wow Perez that video made you look a big idiot. sinking down to an all time low. so sad, if only you did drugs or drank a lot you could blame it on that.
its pathetic how far you went to 'prove' this.
Re: marc –
I'm glad Perez/Mario enjoyed his smooch as I'm pretty sure there won't be a retake… I think it's fab he took this test, just proves his great sense of humour!
funny how everyone is talking shit about perez yet all you dumb**** are still reading his stuff, dont like it well then suck it B******es. GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
tsk tsk.. perez come on now. up until now i have respected your quasi celebrity status but has it really come to kissing & telling to stay relevant? im sure hits havent been bad enough to share conquests with everyone &&for what? like 3 seconds in the spotlight? &&honestly a lie detector test — are you that desperate for people to know john mayer was involved in a little boy on boy? if you shared a kiss then congrats im sure many women AND men are jealous but next time perez … if your gunna open your mouth to make out with someone at least be willing to close it when it comes to the urge to tell people
dont kiss and tell perez!!!!
WTF is wrong with you, Perez? This is seriously the most pathetic thing EVER. Get a life.
I wouldn't be surprised if this happend. Oh well….
JEssica simpson rubbing john mayer's crotch is priceless LOL
ok ashton kutcher tv show.
no one cares, you ass.
Sweetie, it's not that I don't take your word for it, it's that I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOU STICKING YOUR TONGUE DOWN JOHN MAYER'S THROAT. You should really stop milking that story, it's already getting old.
Poor John Mayer. He got stabbed in the back by Mr. Perez. Never trust anybody!
For Ashton Kutcher's show… has to be.
so when are we going to hear you say " You byatches have all been punk'd or Pop Fiction'd"
I have to say I actually had a blast watching the video … it made me all excited and giddy like a 12 year old. I don't know what you're up to Perez, but whatever it is … I'm loving it! I don't care if it's true (which I believe it is) or false! jijijiji Keep the updates coming, Perezito y buena suerte. Besitos! x
PEREZ I KNOW U JUST WANT PUBLICITY! GET OVER JOHN! I USED 2 HELLA LIKE U BUT NOW UR JUST ACTING LIKE A CHILD! MOVE ON FO REALZ! U R BETTER DAN DAT U DONT NEED PUBLICITY UR ALREADY AN STAR!!!! =)
haha two were false !!
i wish i'd been kissing John as well ! lucky you perez ;D
Of course he kissed you. Anyone who puts on that GREEN STRAP they call a bathing suit LOVES MEN. AND LOVES HIS BALLS HELD TIGHT.
NO! wonder Jessica couldn't hold on to him. lolololol
I have a question Perez. WAS THERE DRINKING INVOLVED? Come out of the closet JOHN>PEREZ IS WAITING AND SO IS DONG…LOL
So im guessing if john mayer commits succide out of humiliation…you could care less. hmmm???
dont believe it one bit… not at all not one bit… GET OVER JOHN … HE DOESNT LIKE DICK… and if he did it would be Channing Tatum's .. sorry to break it to ya … so please just give it up … john is my baby boy and i love that man !!! give it up !!!!!!!!!!!
JOHN PULLED MY FRIEND ONTO STAGE WITH HIM AFTER A SHOW IN NY ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO….HE'S DEFINITELY NOT GAY…..MIGHT BE BI, BUT WHO CARES? EITHER WAY, FROM WHAT I HEAR JOHN IS SOOO NOT GAY.
That is the grossest picture of John Mayer.
He looks like he has garlic breath,
and he looks like he is pointing to a herpes sore on lip.
EWWWW!
It's Ashton's new show "Pop Fiction". It's a hoax, because John would never have such a major lapse of judgment to get with Perez. Perez is way too shallow for John.
Perez your so pathetic…TRUE..you did this for publicity how pathetic is that. and you still have the nerve to talk about others.. It's true you MUST not have any SELF WORTH !! what did you think you were going to accomplish here. ? So what John Mayer's probably drunker than a skunk kiss you and wished he never laid eyes on you . whoopie for you. Now your just a fag with low self esteem..No vales nada cabron, Bien estilo sucio
I've very proud of you Perez
Who cares if you kissed John Mayer or not? You are not newsworthy or interesting to read about in the least bit despite your inflated opinion of yourself. Just one question: who's your retoucher? You look 50 pounds lighter and not as skanky as usual.
I do not understand most of these comments…. Why hasn't anyone asked what the context was this 'kiss' was in!! Obviously since it was in the middle of a club, and John's g/f Jessica Simpson was there it wasn't much of a big deal to anyone… and you're always hearing guys like Pete Wentz talking about making out with other guys, most guys i know have made out with other guys for a joke or in front of a crowd, as long as you're comfortable with your own sexuality, who freaking cares! What bothers me about all this is that Perez seems to think he is really holding something over John.
If John had publicly denied it, then fine, take a lie detector, get him back- but he hasn't said anything except that its' 'ridiculous' cause IT IS!!!! He's probably made out with a thousand guys! It's Jessica Simpson who's gonna get the bad press now.
crazy. i'm more disturbed about jessica's actions
Tedious drivel. This will be the last time I check this website. I will, however, spend a great deal of time voting as many times as possible for Perez at Time Magazine's TOP 100 Most Influential people. I will be voting the lowest score possible, as often as possible. You have NO influence and your sponsors should be made aware of that.
Re: John Mayer –
lol
xox, ilona rose
WOW! I always believed you Perez!
I hope you guys don’t believe this…. we will see this is pop fiction. Nice try Perez
why do you think people give a shit about you. Drama queen who gives a fuck about you kissing some dude. Are you so self deluded that you think people care enough to watch your polygraph…we care about CELEBRITIES, not you!
i think everyone here is missing the point- john called perez out and was pretty much calling his life a joke and saying that he was insecure about being gay and putting people down to make himself feel better, all perez did was point out that MAYBE johns a little insecure about his clearly questionable sexuality and putting people (perez) down to make himself feel better. he was publicly saying "hey buddy take a look in the mirror", kissing and tell is tacky everyone knows that, but if thats what this was about perez would have outted him in 2006 when it happen, johns the one who started the public bashing, and yea maybe perez is doing it for publicity but his feelings were hurt by someone he thought of as a friend and had a little crush on- id do the same thing
also if for all you homophobic asses and those who think what perez does is so awful- stop coming to his site, its as easy as that.
love you perez!!! and teddy too!!