We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
For those of you who didn't take our word for it…
A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave Perez a lie detector test to prove once and for all that he DID hook up with John Mayer.
We answered almost every question honestly. (Except one. Ooops!)
Us Weekly videotaped it all. CLICK HERE to watch it now!
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
OMFG!!! Perezito!!!
I hope Ashton Kutcher is behind this.
Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP already, Perez
You can dish it out, but you can't take it.
John Mayer hurt your feelings with his blog and you felt it necessary to lash out at him like a high school cheerleader scorned.
Glad you passed the lie detector test. Good luck getting anyone else to kiss you in the future.
Don't boycott SONY BMG, boycott Perezious!
So Jessica was rubbing John while her man kissed another man. Now I know for sure she is a total skank.
Lie detector tests are not reliable. A person telling the truth is more likely to fail than a person telling a lie because it doesn't bother them to lie and they are not nervous.
Lie Decetor tests are not a reliable source. They are not admisable in court because they are not reliable… people fool those things all the time… Expecially people who are as desperate as you seem to be with all this garbage
I have to believe there is more to this than what you're presenting. I cannot believe that you are actually doing what publishing this story does. The saddest things about this, Perez, is that it will probably turn out to be a part of Ashton Kutcher's new show r something equally as tedious but the damage it is doing will be felt for a lot longer than that. Cause and effect, my friend. Cause and effect. You've just lost a reader.
I've lost so much repect for you Perez.
cool,good for you,have fun,,ps you look great,cuttie
Still don't believe Fox's Jerry Springer lie detector. I can't believe you Perez that you would take something this far to try to hurt someone - YOU LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and I'm not a homophobe…have lots of gay friends…it's a damn shame that you make the gay community look bad….lOSSSSERRRRRRRRR…and JOHN MAYER IS THE SHIT and would never stoop to your level.
*rawr* kiss and do tell.. ha ha
kissing and telling like the true disgusting pig you are. all for the sake of publicity. no class what so ever.
Seriously, who gives a F*ck? Is Perez so hard up for news stories to report that he has to make up shit about himself? Perez is just a hack who steals stories from other sites and reposts them and then makes up shit like this.
that is too funny Perez!
yeah well you lied about "are you doing this for publicity" because we all know you're a publicity biotch~
i still love you perez!
perez you are a paethetic looser who would sell his sould for a 1 minute of publicity. grow the fuck up
This isn't a shocker .. I mean..John Mayer's credibility went down the drain when he started screwing that talentless IQ-less girl .. So why is it a shock that he would kiss Perez Hilton..he's a talentless IQ-less girl too.
John Mayer needs to just go and talk with a psychiatrist for his neurotic,narcissistic persona. Oh and he needs to STOP WRITING BLOGS because actions speak louder then words and if you want to come across like a sensible person one has to act like a sensible person.
I will call it now, that this WILL be the fall of Perez Hilton….just as the other past celebrities hes so quick to trash talk about…You do shit for publicity, well you'll get shit tossed right back at you!
NEVER THROW BRICKS AT A GLASS HOUSE!!
Re: jillie –
Actually you are missing the point, by a mile. The same way Perez missed it, in john's original post. John was saying that EVERYONE feels self-concious and insecure and that EVERYONE gets caught up in negative things that are bad for the soul. He used an example about a gay celebrity blogger (aren't many of those are there?) as a source of negativity, and Perez got his panties in a bunch. The point was that these things apply to us all, and we should ALL try to rise above it. Obviously Perez failed at that, and you failed to understand any of it. Go back to elementary school and learn basic reading comprehension.
Dude, chill out. I was just a little drunk it was a joke. It wasn't that big of a deal. It was like twenty seconds and I did not stick my tongue down your throat. I don't think anyone cares, you're making yourself look stupid by being a publicity hound.
when did john mayer become so hot?
HELLO? CAN ANY OF YOU SEE IT…..THIS IS ALL FOR THE STUPID POP FICTION SHOW!
pop fiction! so obvious. perez has been saying how stupid the show is to make everyone think it's not, but it is. if they kissed in 2006, why would he wait until now, when a show like pop fiction exists, to come out with it?
This is OBVIOUSLY from Ashton Kutchers new show
Perez,
Total fan of yours; have been for a while now. I love you because you are in poor taste, unapologetically, and your funny as hell. I have to admit that my perception of you has changed since reading this–what was the purpose of coming out with such a thing? It makes YOU look bad, nobody else. John Mayer will always be respected because he is a true talent. You, on the other hand, walk a fine line in the respect department and I think you've crossed it with this one. I hope you are able to sleep at night after this one…
Ok supposing John Mayer is gay who cares but why would he make out with you for your discusting
I had a dream I was doing JM - mmm it was YUMMY! I am jelly Perezzie!
Lucky Boy! and what a FABU closet! You GO w ya bad self!!!
yeah, like that show has a legit lie detector. dumbest show ever…might as well call it : I'll say anything and make a big ass fool of myself just for $$$$ and to be on tv. I'm greedy.
……..I ONLY HOOKED UP WITH PEREZ BECAUSE HE HAS BIGGER TITS, A BIGGER ASS, AND GIVES BETTER BLOW JOBS THAN JESSICA SIMPSON. OK….THERE YOU HAVE IT!
he was f-drunk. get over it. if he is bi then every girl drunkingly kissin other girls r bi. get over it fatty. he doesn't want ur ass
I smell Ashton Kutcher here.
Love you Perez, but I dont want to know all the monkeys you've spanked.
This is for that stupid Ashton Kutcher fucking show!
YOU ARE A LIAR ANYWAY !!!
All this is sooooo fake ! No need to be an expert to see it !
Even if the kiss is real it doesn't mean John is gay… I already kissed girls at Parties when drunk and I'm 100% staight !!
Re: carlos – Hell yes!!! I Totally Agree with you!!!!
If you did hook up with him your TRASH for telling everybody about it…GROW UP LOSER!!!!
classy.
perez… wow. i fucking hate you. i used to think you were hilarious and LOOOOVEE you… but this john mayer thing is ridiculous. you piece of shit. theres no need for this to come out… a year and a half later… if it IS true (which i HIGHLY doubt). your a fat ugly fag who needs to get a life and stop bringing down others.
this so so part of that ashton kutcher show
Sorry perez, but John Mayer is way to hot for you babe…
If John M. is willing to put his tongue in Perez's mouth then lord only knows where John's tongue has been. I have to agree with poster "white trash" in that I was under the impression that making out was involving ass sex, which fags like.
All it proves is that Perez has deluded himself. He used to be funny, now he's just sad
………..
and this, perez, is why you don't have a boyfriend.
get a life.
Chubby, get over it. you are the only one who cares about this.
Is it real, or is it PopFiction?!?!
Is it real, or is it Pop Fiction?!?!
Is it real, or is it Pop Fiction?!?!?
Is it real, or is it Pop Fiction?!?!?
Oh shit now I have to explain everything to Tony and give him a blow job! Damn it Perez my teeth are like horse teeth do you have any idea what that will do to his dick?!?! Oh great my phone is ringing and its my dad. Damn you homo why couldn't you have kept your mouth shut both times!!!
Is it real, or is it Pop Fiction?!?!
You should really take the time to read these comments! People are disgusted with you, you are acting like a 13 year old girl!( though i know many 13 year olds who show more maturity than you). What are you gaining by taking a lie detector and screaming to everyone that he kissed you??? No one cares!!!
So what if he wrote about you in his blog. What he said is sooo true and you know it, that's why you are trying to bring him down to your level! I really hope he just ignores what you are saying, and doesn't give you the satisfaction of making a fuss over it. Your website used to be entertaining but now all you do is talk about, and promote yourself! Get a life Mario!!! You'll one day regret all of this. You're thirty years old, single and overweight, Mayer is probably the closest you've been to man in years (and by years i mean you're entire life!). I think it's time to take a long look in the mirror and reflect you what you have done with your life…I think you will be very disappointed : (
Is it real, or is it Pop Fiction?!?!?!!
LUV YA PEREZ!!!! That's right you tell it the way it is. Now let's see if John comes forward to DENY it. As of Jessica, I hope daddy sees her for what is really is that skanky ass douche bag!!!!!! Thank god Nick divorced her skanky smelly ass.
I'm sick of this SERIOUSLY.
Why do you think we care?
That's not what we come to your site for…
Sure - you got publicity.. bad publicity.. but I'm aware that none of that matters to you. But you're no longer "lovable".
You are DISPICABLE. Yes, that's right… lisp'n'all.
Go P-Nasty!!
It's so funny how all of these lame people are on here bashing you. If they hate you so much then why do they bother to even read your blog? They are haters who need to leave your shit alone.
I love you P!
And because you have clearly never had sex before, let me explain something to you. The phrase 'hooking up' means that you actually slept with someone, a kiss is just a kiss, means nothing else!
even if u did hook up why would u try to out him. It is no one's business. Unless u both want it to be. You make it easy to lose respect for u.
Dear Perez,
John is one of the most talented musicians this decade. You are possibly one of the least talentless people of the decade. What you do is pathetic - you have no reason to live. Surely you realise that no one actually respects you whatsoever? No one will care when you die.
END OF.
perez
i love you.
Pop Fiction?!
pop fiction
Perez you should never kiss and tell.naughty boy!!!
the lie detector test u took is still pretty much invalid to me and in the manner its taken in is invalid… even u were honest the fact is that u lied about doing this for publicity… u r doing this for the publicity so it cancels everything u say and makes me not give a shit. and u criticize others for selling their stories of their affairs to others. hypocrite.
I hate boys who kiss and tell
the only thing that video proves is that you are a fat ass publicity and attention whore. You are so fat in that video with sagging man boobs.
Perez, I know how exciting it is when you get a good hot piece of ass…but this whole thing is in poor taste! Brag to your friends, not the world! Now John Mayer will never give you any ever again, and that's the worst part.
CRAZY!!
FORGET THE KISSING PART I THINK THE MOST DISTURBING THING OF ALL THIS WAS THAT JESSICA WAS RUBBING HIS CROTCH WHILE HE WAS KISSING THIS FAT PIG. THAT IS SO GROSS. SHE REALLY WAS DESPERATE. WELL ALL 3 OF THEM WERE
This is about a young guy who maintains a celebrity blog that subsists on tearing other people down but who has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man.
let's evaluate this. your lying.
I don't believe JM is gay.
He could be bi.
But thats it.
if all of you hate perez so much….find another website to hang out on!
perez, you're hilarious! and so lucky. can i make out w/ you?
Perez everybody knows you can keep your trap shut for more than 5 seconds. So that's why I know this so called kiss in December didn't happen and is a publicity stunt. Just you breath alone would repluse JM and JS so why would they be huddled up with you.
Wow, Perez. What's the matter, he didn't call back like he promised or something? Even if you did smooch with Mayer, this is kinda below the belt… And boy, he must've been REALLY drunk that night too…
Perez — you look great??!! Was the picture photoshopped? If not, your new healthly lifestyle is making you look great!!
Perez, You're so pathetic. No man finds you attractive, least of all John Mayer. Your face has the leftovers of the neanderthal genes. Your head is square and too large. You look like Fred Flintstone. So Perez, no matter how famous you become, there is no man who will want you. Your body is gross. You're fat, flabby, with a neanderthal square head. Your teeth are unattractive too. But seriously, the worse thing about you is your square block head. Your head reminds me of the robots in my Rock 'Em Robots game that I had as a kid. Your head is a box. And the more you try to color your hair, the more it brings attention to your caveman head. I don't know what to tell you Perez other than I hope you find comfort with your dog because there aren't many (or any) men that will find you attractive whether you're famous or not.
Perez, you are amazing and all, and I love your site, but honestly. You are 30 now, not in high school! You don't kiss and tell. And you are only doing it for publicity, it's not like his blog was really that harsh towards you. I looked up to you and this is like a slap in the face-you are doing publicity stunts just like the people you make fun of. And the sad thing is I am writing this when I know you will never read or pay attention to this. Oh well. You are still amazing.
You people who are talking shit… why are you on the site if you hate perez so much get a life
You've got no dignity Perez
let's boycott perez. what a lame-o.
You go Perez!!!!! Don't worry about all the haters out there….you know they are just jealous because deep down inside in their little fantasy world they wish it was them kissing John…..love ya….
Pez you need to loose some damn weight
All though, I detest Ugly as sin John Mayer and could believe he hads bi-sexual tendencies, I think you loooove getting back at people by overly fabricating the truth to your advantage, maybe he did peck you on the lips, cause John looks freaky like that.. but i doubt tongue was included.. You probably tried the crotch rub before you knew he yanked it away.. Thats why your mad! lol Even if John was openly gay, your not his type. Perez, you are the living miss Peggy!
Aww, poor lil rejected Perezito! Go and blow your BSB poster now!
I believe you Perez! And it's funny how everyone who is dissing you is logging onto your website, reading your articles, and posting comments. Sounds like they're the losers!
I call Pop Fiction!! Nice one Perezypoo!!!
i always knew John Gayer liked to suck big hairy cock.
John is right: You don't hate celebrities, you want to be one. This is just further proof of that. Any respect I had for you is gone not because you dye your hair stupid colors, or you call people fat when you're much larger, or even because your website is blindingly pink, but because you're a hypocrite. I've got no respect for that.
maybe this is all for ashtons show pop fiction?
I still don't believeit. Sociopath's don't have a conscience and can pass lie detector tests all day long.
haha perez, I fucking love you!
i just watched the video on usweekly.com i laughed so hard it was amazing!!
And who cares if you're doing it for publicity! I would!!!
love you perez!!
Yeah right u two fags only kissed, i bet u fucked each other as well.
Fuckin cocksuckers.
Everyone knows lie detectors don't work if you don't have a conscience. This is the trashiest thing you've ever done, Perez.
Um, what is the name of that show by Ashton Kutcher…..?
It is very easy to pass a polygraph…and why just now come out and say this if it happened a little over a year ago? Is it because he said bad things about you? You do it all the time to others!!!
Jessica IS a freak. I have a friend who spent time with Jess and Nick @ an upscale spa. He told my friend that Jess was a nympho, and made him shave his pubes.
PEREZ!!! Way to go! I'm glad you got that one little lie in, it makes all the true answers more believable. Unfortunately, I think it will be harder for you to make out with "straight" male celebs form now on!
SO FUNNY: Are you attracted to Jessica Simpson?" "NO!" who IS, P? Love ya
yeah it could be that show Pop Fiction from Ashton Kutcher…
No one cares. You've sunk to an even lower low. I'm no Mayer fan, but what you're doing is so classless. You do realize you're cutting your own throat in Hollywood? Who wants to invite a blogger to their events when the person doesn't know how to be discreet and uses their position to be vindictive. Keeping talking and see where it gets you.
Re: Jessica –
Hey jessica, get YOUR YEARS straight. Idiot! Pay attention to what year Perez said this happened in. Jess wasn't even dating Tony around that time.
Gooooo Perez. I'm glad you proved that YOU are telling the truth and that John is not. What's up with Jessica rubbing John's crotch at the time. That is weird. I'm sooo glad you outed him Perez. I don't care if you are doing it for publicity or not. The Truth is out!