We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
For those of you who didn't take our word for it…
A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave Perez a lie detector test to prove once and for all that he DID hook up with John Mayer.
We answered almost every question honestly. (Except one. Ooops!)
Us Weekly videotaped it all. CLICK HERE to watch it now!
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Hehe, yeah it's totally for Ashton Kutcher's show! FOX newschannel has no credibility anyway so I'm sure they didn't mind getting involved! I can't believe Jessica Simpson is letting you say the crotch thing, though… maybe she's not involved. Good stuff.
Perez= MEDIA WHORE, DOUCHEBAG!!!
Could easily be for Ashton's show….
His music sucks and he "dated" Jessica Simpson. Come on people how could anybody respect this man and his ridiculous coke filled blogs. Love you perezizle
the fact that Jessica Simpson was 'rubbing his crotch' was a dead give-a-way that this is bs.
(anyone that has watched 'The Newlyweds' knows how sexless Jess is- Hellooo- she couldnt keep a man if she were his Siamese twin lol)
nice try though Perez.
Something are better left a mystery.
Why are you people so freaking hateful? This is Perez's site and he can whatever the hell he wants on it. The man is trying to expose the truth. He can! I'm glad he did it!!! John Mayer thinks he is above the truth and a lady's cocky man. I hope this embarasses him. He shouldn't have kissed Perez if he didn't want it out. If it is Pop Fiction? So what!!!!!!!!!I think it would be hilarious. Either way, Perez rules!!
You haters suck.
damn!! go Perez
Perez, we know you have love for john. John just doesn't want to admit it.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PART OF POP FICTION!!! IF it happened in 2006 you so would have said something sooner.
PUBLICITY WHORE!!!!!!!!
John Mayer's polygraph will be more edited than yours was. just cause he's a homophobe and cant accept the sweet salty pereztel in his Mouth. he's jealous because you've got a Boyfriend now!!!
I believe Perez all the way. This all would have NEVER come out if Mayer hadn't passive agressively bashed Perez in his blog. If Perez was just in it for the publicity he would have written about it back in December 2006. Payback is a bitch John!!! Shut up and sing moron.
I couldn't even wait till I got home to see the video!
I was sooo excited!
F*ck em Perez! all those who are on here who pretend they wouldn't kiss N tell if they had kissed JM….
It's your civic duty to inform us!!
thank you for sharing this with us!
so sad that you have to resort to this.
this is totally pop fiction
Re: This is a nasty publicity stunt – thank you, exactly.
This is ridiculous Perez & just fucking nasty!!! You are digging yourself a huge hole & one that very shortly no celeb or human being will want to be within any distance of you. That is sad!! This is not funny anymore & you are mainly chuckling by yourself.
Why you have the disdain for John or Jessica tells me that you are insecure in who you are & your own emotional well being. It's time for some help or rehab real quick!! Like today call the ambulance. Do it for yourself you only have your own best interests at heart. Nasty man. people can't love who don't love themselves & you got issues!!!
yeah, it's called FREE PRESS
ouch perez! guess you won't be smooching on those HOT lips EVER again! never, never, ever kiss and tell, girlfriend! HA HA HA! btw, was he DRUNK??
Horray Mr Man Boobs!!! I love you, I do but do something about the boobies…
Watching the polygraph test made me laugh so much. If this is a joke then I will be so sad.
PEREZ'S BODY IS A WONDERLAND.
I honestly used to be a fan of yours,
but this is just insane.
I am seriously disappointed.
I didn't realize you were so desperate for attention.
I thought you were a positive representative of the gay community.
Obviously that's not the case.
As such an influential gay man, I am utterly disgusted that you would do this.
If this is even true, and it happened in 2006, it just shows how much of a fame whore you truly are.
It is downright pathetic to bring up something so meaningless that happened two years ago just to get your picture in a magazine and a little press coverage.
You're a hyprocrite, criticizing other celebrities for staged photo-ops and such.
This is much, much worse.
Lie detectors are not permissible in court. They are basically just anxiety detectors. Who cares anyways? Ugh Poor John. He was probably just giving you the best night of your life and you go and do this to him?
ugh that was disgusting. I am an avid reader of your website but that video made me realize how disturbing this whole thing is and I feel horrible for ever being a part of it. John is so above you and everything you represent, all you have to do is compare his blogs with the shit you write here.
What's the big deal.. so you possibly did a little licky licky with John.. hope you had fun. Everyone gets a little bi-curious now and then!! lol
All I gleaned from any of this is that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have a huge drug and alcohol problem.
This is soooo for Ashton Kutcher's crappy show!
Thta was a funny place to take the lie detector. I wish Mayer take it while he is seatting in the toilet, that would be HILARIOUS !!!
Hey Perez, guess what…no one cares. Even with your lie detector I can't imagine anyone (bi, straight or gay) intentionally wanting to make out with you. The thought alone makes me nauseous. Stop trying to be such an attention whore. No one cares about you, just do your job and report the news.
Perez you suck… ur so full of it.. Attention whore
HURRAY PEREZ!!
Re: mark – MY MY MY! THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH METHINKS!
OK, I believed it at first but now I'm thinking….Pop Fiction!
The Jess Simpson crotch rubbing gave it away.
john mayers gonna be soooo mad you used him for publicity!!!
You are a fucking mean ass person 4real. WHY would you want to talk about that. Surely he thought you were a fat ass woman in his druken rage. WHO WHO WHO would want to kiss you? Male..female? Go cut your wrist. I hope you put me on blast cause anything you can say I can say bettter. =)
you're a hack, perez. i'm not going to frequent your website anymore. others should do the same.
Re: John Mayer – yeah………only john mayer probably actually knows how to spell realiZe.
Sorry if it's been mentioned already, but am I the only one who thinks Mayer looks like Sanjaya in this pic?
HAHA! What's with all the dolls Perez. Seriously. Come on… I saw you on much music the other day and i'm still not even sure if your telling the truth. Were John Mayer and Jessica Simpson drunk? No offence. And if he is gay, or bo, or whatever, how do you feel about outing him in this manor? Does it make you feel good? God. sorry. But you need to get a life Perez and stop writing shit about people. I'm in high school now and I don't know anyone who talks as much shit as you do. YOU'RE NOT A CELEBRATY PEREZ! So stop going on much music and shit. No body really cares anymore.
Perez, Dude- I like the fact that you have poor taste, but to kiss and tell is just sooooo wrong!
For all of you stupid morons who are ridiculing perez GET THE HELL OVER IT! You all keep saying "who cares if you made out with john mayer…big deal" OBVIOUSLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO WASTE YOUR TIME AND LEAVE A COMMENT YOU CARE!!!!!
trust me if any of your asses made out with john mayer while jessica was rubbing him down you would be trying to sell that story the very next morning SO DONT F-ING JUDGE!
I commend perez for keeping it a secret this long, maybe John should have listened to perez when he warned him to stop talking crap.
also I highly doubt jessica simpson would allow ashton to run a story about her being involved in a threeway makeout session where she was rubbing someones crotch…NOT THE BEST PR YOU IDIOTS!
I PERSONALY saw fugs and jugs doing coke and smoking pot one night when they where denying they where together and had a conversation with my friends about how much money we could get if we got a pic but the place was too small to hide it.
you don't kiss and tell…
that is probably why you never get any.
and when u do, u brag about it nonstop!
STFU!
WOW Perez you are really a loser…Declaring war because someone said something you didn't like.
John was right, own it.
No wonder no one will date you, vindictive little brat! Most of us grew up when we hit puberty!!
Oh yeah…we are still laughing AT YOU, this makes you look worse!!
Aren't you tired of being a laughing stock yet??
Perez your awesome!!! Smart thinking on doing rgar poly…KEEP ON ROCKIN'
Perez, I've always been a fan of yours….but, if this isn't a joke on your part and you're really trying to expose this so-called truth, then I'm sorry to say you just look desperate. Taking a lie detector test on camera to show that you made out with John Mayer? Talk about tacky.
your such a pimp perez.. i ve been wanting to tap john mayer for years.. ALRIGHT!!!! You get some perez!
John Mayer would never kiss you…u r too funny
Pop Fiction!
Pop Fiction???
I agree with Brenda
you go perez! good for you for sticking behind your actions!
PS: the new hair looks SOOOO much better than the rainbow phase you were going through…..
You try so hard to be a celebrity. All you'll ever be is a celebrity wannabe. Everyone knows that…
not doing this for attention!! that bit cracked me up.
This whole thing is so pathetic, Perez.
If you're lying, you're a douche.
If you're telling the truth, you're an even bigger douche.
Perez you look AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
Nobody took your word for it because NOBODY CARES, because we all know this is you whoring yourself out for publicity and because this is just you being a drama queen and stirring a pot that didn't need or ask to be stirred to begin with. You're officially an idiot. Ugh.
You're the next effing pop fiction arent you!!???
My friend 8 years ago hung out with John Mayer a couple times when he would come play at the bar she worked at Kansas University. One time she had a couple too many drinks and ended up making out with him at his hotel. He asked her if she would show him her butt hole and he would play with himself.
she freaked out and ran away. she asked off from work anytime he came to play a gig after that.
so gross. and so true.
Perez…you are EVERYTHING wrong with the gay community and it's digusting to picture you making out with anyone, let alone someone like John Mayer. Why don't you lose some weight and get a real job…not to mention a life!
pop fiction anyone?
can anyone say "pop fiction"??????
I have to find another gossip site to be addicted to now
Boo
Way to go on the defensive, Perez. You were defending yourself because of what he did….let me be more specificThis is totally in relation to Prez’s previous post, “What's He Smoking????” Where Perez blogs, “P.S. He's totally talking about us… Shut your piehole, John, or we'll have to tell the world what happened that night at Stereo!”
Is this another Pop Fiction stunt?
Wow…so you made out with John Mayer. I'm less shocked that he makes out with boys than the fact that you would be so desperate for attn and go through all this to prove it. Someone rubbed you the wrong way. It looks like the mighty mouth is a bit thin skinned when anyone dares to comment on him You' re cooler than this - you come across like the ugly fat girl in school anxious to prove the cool guy got drunk and kissed her. I'll admit I think John Mayer is corny but I was too embaressed by your loser move to
sooo Mexico's Grand Warlock was right about your lil love triangle… ay perezito..
LOVE IT PEREZ….. U A FREEK A LEEK! JESSICA SIMPSON A SKANK HOE THOUGH…
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH U really Look LIke A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS SO SO GROSS WHY WOULD JOHN KISSED THAT UGLY ASS FAG, THAT IS JUST GROSS WHO WOULD! I THINK HE IS JUST MAKING IT OUT JUST TO GET PUBLISITY
Thats C.R.A.Z.Y.!!!!!
[I hate John Mayer though]
You are a fucking loser. Grow up and stop using other people's celebrity to fuel your own useless agenda. Go out and get a real job.
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Perez you're such a famewhore, you gotta love it though
perez… I used to be your biggest fan, but this is too much, you really got issues… you don't seem to be mentally stable, all you do is diss people and act like a child, what the hell is wrong with you
Perez darling…
loves it…
the the tension in the video was killing me…
X
Nicole
wtf man, you must be kidding. that is lamee it happened what, two fucking years ago and you bring it up all of the sudden. jesus christ, why are you trying to ruin john mayers life huh? so what if he wrote insulting things blahblahblah and that shit. dont go as fucking low as him. you are no longer cute or even funny to me anymore. you're just an ass.
lie detectors are inadmissible for a reason you idiot.
daaaaaaaamn you cannot keep a secret.
just get over it. john mayer does NOT i repeat NOT like you.
he was drunk (i think)
he fucking does not want you.
and if you like him so much why are you doing this to him????
I have to say Perez, you absolutley rock!!!!!
Perez u should prolly get checked for the herp.
What if this is a Pop Fiction thing….?? HMMMM?
I'm not a big fan of the "kiss & tell" method but I don't really understand why some people here are making a federal case of it. Even if you are doing this for publicity. We already know you're an extrovert. If you weren't you wouldn't have this sort of blog and we wouldn't all be reading it.
Incidentally, I liked your closet. Looks really nice & roomy.
hey…actually…no one really cares!!! you are not something special!! no one even cares if you've fucked John okay!
dude i believe it…didn't doubt you for a sec perez…i heard u on KIIS and i knew from day one that man in the closet hiding from something or someone…know we all know that the only person he was hiding from is himself…
who cares? why do you keep bringing it up when people are ignoring it? obviously for attention
weee,get freakky with it perez;D
sl;dka;lsdk;as.
ILOVEYOUPEREZ!!
BURRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!GIVE ME MOAR
Nobody believes Hollywood. If someone from a legitimate source filmed the test, the chances are a tad bit higher in believing you than not. But, I said a tad. Plus, I'm sure anyone with 50 layers of fat could pass a polygraph. Your heart beat would be hard to read through 7" of chips and brownies. I hope someone shuts down your sight. Your not news, your a big crock of shit.
get a life! loser! like anybody cares!
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UMM, OK, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS ?? YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE PEREZ.
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you definitely should record a song "I'm f*cking John Mayer", that'd rock!
Yes of course Perez…. we believe you…… NOT!
Re: A. – ahahha, plus 5!!
rrrriiighhhtttt…..
who cares? i love ya perez, but this is lame. its pretty obvs you are pissed he wont hook up with you again, so way to be a jealous whiney bitch. no one likes those… maybe thats why he wont call you back.
DUDE, do you EVER bother to read any of these comments? You are such a Schmuck. Karma is an evil thing. Someone is going to go postal on your fat ass one of these days. I hate you and am ashamed that you are a fellow HOMO— you deserve everything bad that happens to you in your sad little lonely (obviously) Life.
You're disgusting.
I'm officially done with your site. You give gays (like myself) a bad name.
This is so for Pop Fiction!
It's not that we didn't believe you, it's that your scum for leaking it.