We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
For those of you who didn't take our word for it…
A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave Perez a lie detector test to prove once and for all that he DID hook up with John Mayer.
We answered almost every question honestly. (Except one. Ooops!)
Us Weekly videotaped it all. CLICK HERE to watch it now!
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Say goodbye to all your celebrity friends…they'll be scared to be around you (if they weren't before)!
Why are you so obsessed with this? You think people care in the same way that JJ thought people cared about his video for you. In other words, you are nuts.
Dude I mean just leave the man alone. Unlike you he is actually trying to make a difference in the world. I mean come on if JM was to make out with me I would totally tell the whole world the next day and not wait a whole year. This is why the story is so hard to believe. Even if it was true what point are you trying to get across. There is so much more important things to worry about in the world instead of this crap.
This reeks of the season finale for Ashton Kutcher's Pop Fiction show or whatever it's called. I am sure you passed the lie detector test because you two kissed for the show. It would be the best fake out ever because it's Perez and he's the Queen of Media and all of the sheep would follow right along. John would do it because he is funny. Good one
Why the hell did you out him Perez? You are an honest to God asshole.
and Fox always tells the truth
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Perez, honestly who cares???! Has John even denied kissing you? Are you trying to prove something? I'm really confused by why you think reporting to a couple of tabloid magazines that you kissed John Meyer would make bigs news? I enjoy your website. I literally check it several times a day to make sure that I'm up on the latest gossip, but this stunt (which it is) has me completely baffled. I'm just not sure what you hoping to get out of this?
i never doubted u, perez. i knew he was bi!!
so john mayer is a fag? that's fucking disappointing.
Perez - you are totally Lucy Spiller!
whats the big deal???? perez aint lying about the swinger John,in fact last May
2007. My nephew,BRADLOY,had a full blown whirlwind romance with
,the talented Mr.John Meyer. And he told me, his auntie,of the hot encounter he had with John,when he was in British Columbia ,Canada
and theres nothing wrong with that,,I love me homo bradloy,,hahah,pretty good eh? brad
Two years ago…..and now you make this public with a lie detector test and a challenge for John to refute you? I'm usually feeling your groove, Perez, but I don't think what you are doing here on this one is very cool.
How sad! I'm not even a John Mayer fan, but he must be awfully desperate to make out with Perez! I'd personally rather eat my own shit than make out with that TROLL!
Perez looks like a blonde Jay Lenno, with the whole chin and jaw thing.
Lie Detector test are fairly accurate….just saying.
PNasty hon, you look like you're dropping some weight. Looking good!
OMIGUSH! TOTALLY POP FICTION!!!!
hilarius
I KILLED A FEW PEOPLE AND THEN PASSED A LIE DETECTOR TEST TOO! I GUESS THAT MEANS I'M INNOCENT. OH WAIT THAT WAS A SHARON STONE MOVIE WASN'T IT?
Ok…so you did it because you have some warped unreciprocated feelings for John who was probably really wasted when it happened…why would you tell the world? But even meaner, you drag jessica into it, when you could have left her out of your story. She's never done anything to you, just got out of hospital and is in a relationship….why would you hurt her like that? I don't think 2 many celebs will wanna party with you in the future Perez…you are hardly discrete. I think your popularity is nearing an end.
You Fame Whore…I luv ya!! .. I really hope John steps up to the plate and takes one…it would be fun to watch him try and lie his way outta it!
Am a dick… its a joke people… am sorry
What pisses me off about this is the fact that it's cool for there to be girl-on-girl action, but when two guys kiss (no matter how famous they are) people start talking shit! Perez and John can do whatever the fuck they want…whether it's true or not.
Perez you go girl. do not be bothered by all those haters and their comments. i think they are longing for attention themselves,it is why they are so broken down. if you made out with john and talked about it, big eal, its ur damn business. love ur blog.
WHATS THE POINT PEREZ… YOU JUST LOOK MORE AND MORE LIKE A SLIME EVERY DAY.
WHO CARES IF HE KISSED YOU WHO FREAKIN CARES. You so sad. I wish you had half a brain so that you could figure out what human decency is.
PEREZ HILTON IS A DICK PLAIN AND SIMPLE and i'm glad to see the negative attention you're getting because of this you LOW LIFE
this proves nothing…
Seriously….how anyone even likes you is beyond me. You cut people up constantly - how do you live with yourself? Not only do you make up bullshit lies about John Mayer, you have to bring his ex-girlfriend into it too? Yeah ok…not buying any of it for a moment. LIAR NASTY ASS PIG DICK PUBLICITY WHORE, GET OVER YOURSELF. What comes around goes around….
Great.. Another Straight Guy converted to Fagism..
Re: Perez Hilton – FUCKING FAG!!!
You're a dickhead Perez. Why kiss and tell? It just goes to show how much of a classless, attention seeking asshole you really are.
You're totally disgusting fat ass liar.
i'm in shock. i would have never guessed!
GOD IS THAT THE BEST QUESTION YA COULD ASK HIM
HOW BOUT SOMTHING ABOUT FRUITS AND VEG-A-TA-BLES
SHEEP ,GERBELS , HORSE CACK
leave it the fuck alone. seriously, no one cares who you do, or in this case DO NOT makeout with. move the fuck on with your life, you fat disgusting slob.
first of all, let's celebrate the fact that for anyone to touch you they must be painfully drunk. and that is if in fact this is even true. secondly, you are one sad excuse of a person if you have to waste your time trying to DROP NAMES as if anyone in america truly cares ABOUT YOU. do people read this page? yes. for celebrity gossip, not for you to pimp out your own crusty, jiggly, obese ass. GO STEP IN FRONT OF A BUS, please.
Come on guys! No one called it yet? It's POP FICTION!!!
i dont understand why all the fuss. you were getting good publicity before this, you're everywhere perez. leave personal shit aside. you dont need this.
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Re: charlotte – Bullshit, he does lie, as well as stealing his own ”readers” comments. When perez first wrote about beyonce and jay getting married, I read the comments and someone had written how it makes sense them getting married on the 4th, Their b/days are the 4th etc- Then a couple days later- Perez wrote it himself //// THE EXACT SAME WORDS . Beyonce and jay getting married friday on the 4th/ Their birthdays GET IT - THATS EXACTLY HOW HE WROTE IT. go back through the posts and see yourself. HE READS THR COMMENTS AND TAKES OTHER PEOPLE WORDS AND PULLS IT OFF AS HIS OWN. AND IDIOTS LIKE YOU THINK HE IS TALENTED.
Perez, sweetie…
Whether or not this acutally happened…
It may have, straight boys (even confused ones), like to taunt gay boys…
You do know, that you're fat, and ugly, right???
So, even if he is BI, he won't end up with you.
You are single right? You always will be.
as to quote a much smarter man than you will ever be (P. Diddy) , this bullshit is a serious fucking epidemic of BITCHASSNESS. get a life you stupid dick, instead of ruining the life and reputations of others.
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD JOHN KISS YOU PEREZ WITH JESSICA THERE!!!! i THINK YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND. I DON'T BELIEVE THE TEST IT CUT TO EVERYONE TO MANY TIMES. YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT PEREZ AND I HOPE JOHN SUES YOUR FAT ASS.
its clear your mixing your dreams with reality. trust me, nobody as good looking as John Mayer in their drunkest state would ever want to make out with you you stupid lifeless whore.
perez hilton you douche bag. i hope john sues your fat ass. if he ever kissed me id keep my fucking mouth closed and MAYBE something else might happen, you degenerate loser. he is way tooo hot for you anyways. i jope he used listerine afterwards. john we still ove you and ill kiss you any fucking time you want it… collegepool26@yahoo . com
This is a good look for you. The hair I mean. Really works well, color and style.
John Mayer is a disgusting idiot.
Looking good Perez! YOU GO GURL!!!
i think it is brilliant that he thought of doing a lie detector test! what is up with Jessica Simpson dating a bi? i wouldn't have thought…
I called it from the first post that appeared claiming this that it was going to be a joke for Pop Fiction!!! I bet on it! I can't imagine papa joe or john mayer NOT suing you by now and demanding your blogs be removed immediately if this was anything else but a joke!
if for some CRAZY CRAZY INSANE reason this is actually true…..well who cares! you get yours Perez! For those ppl saying give John Mayer his privacy…..well if he wanted to keep his sexuality such a BIG secret then maybe he should have stuck his tongue down another super famous celebrity gossiper's throat!!!! geeez!
I told you John's bi. Sorry ladies he loves dick too.
Is this part of Ashton's new show?
When is your episode of pop fiction being aired?
Perez work off your f@cking man boobs
2 WORDS……
POP FICTION
you idiots.
"This is about a young guy who maintains a celebrity blog that subsists on tearing other people down but who has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man. "
hmmm… sounds about right.
nice publicity stunt perez… too bad no one cares. it really opens many eyes of how insecure you really are… i actually feel sorry for you.
Is this someone you know, probably not. But if it were her would say, think! Think long and hard!! What does this "story" really say to you? Does it ring truthful ,or does it beg of you to think deeper, to think for the real story????
THINK!
John was off-his-ass drunk or he would never have! consider yourself very, very lucky. your pee pee will never know the full joy of Johnny and this infuriates you. haha. what an ass… you treat people like dirt and its you who are nothing but a dirtbag. that said, i bet your mother loves you! yeeecccch!
Nobody actually cares Perez, you are such a loser. Give it up.
Lie Detector DON'T work!!! Its proven.
Great job Perez!!! I like John Mayer and his music, but if one chooses to take a shot, they best be prepared for the retailiation. All is fair in love and war. As public figures, you both have the right to choose just how public your lives will be.
Mayer is a wonderful artist, but the very fact that he serenades the listener with songs like "Your Body is a Wonderland" and then is mystified when the paps hound him because he is a serial playboy/dater and not the perfect man that is singing those songs about perfect love, sex, and breakups. Of course we are going to read the headline that says you are making out with another guy!!! What about my wonderland body? Are we even on the same wonderland planet?
If John Mayer is bisexual and/or kissed Perez Hilton: 1) JM wanted the world to know, otherwise why kiss a gossip blogger? 2) JM's way more interesting as a confused bisexual than a narcissistic straight guy. Oh, and Perez is awesome. So many people who 'hate' him not only read but comment on his blog. That's not hatred, that's jealousy.
i doubt he would go for Perez anyway if it is true they did it to freak him out, lol, of all the gay boys he could have been with Perez wouldn't be it, stupid story.
OMG!
FIRST, FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD!
NOW, JOHN MAYER KISSED YOU!
YEAH RIGHT!
YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!
STICK TO SUCKING DONKEY BALLS, YOU DOUCHE!
Okay, so you and John were making out while Jessica is feeling him up… were they trying to plan a threesome? I don't get it. Please give more details as to how this initiated and why Jessica Simpson is such a kinky bitch!
This is not for the show pop fiction. Stupid ass people! John and Perez might agree to jokes, but this is bringing Jessica into it and she wouldn't agree to this because of her dad or Tony Romo. They wouldn't agree to a stunt like this.
Obviously John did kiss perez..John has insecurities and combine that with drinking..he'd kiss about anyone if he thought he could trust them.
Some issues are obviously going on and Perez decided to attack and out Johns lifestyle/behaviour. It's a tacky way for Perez to do this. But John is also a hypocrite.
You have an egomaniac with issues like John and a celeb wanna be with insecurities and you see the seedy side of Hollyweird.
Too bad John just couldn't see his talent, wit and intelligence were enough.
You are such a nasty, vindictive little snot. Even if it IS true, it only proves that every body makes stupid mistakes. Who gives a rat's ass, really? All you're doing is burning bridges and proving to the celebs you kiss ass to that you really can't be trusted.
This biz with you and Johnny Mayer is now officially U-G-L-Y. The lie detector and "outing" Mayer is too much. I read John's blog where he referenced yours. His comment, although not very kind toward you, was not untrue. Technically, he's right - you make a living by spying on other people's lives, and trashing most of them. I suspect you're evolved enough to own it. And as far as his comment about you struggling for acceptance as a gay man, well….is that untrue? I suspect not. This country treats gays and lesbians with contempt, and it's wrong. This is why I really take issue with your "outing" of John.
If John is gay or bi - how are you showing solidarity, support, and understanding of his preferences and struggles by publicly treating him like a "little fag" that you need to bitch slap? As if you're going to prove something to him, and the world, by outing him whether he wants that or not. You're almost reverse gay bashing him. I'm not down with that.
I have to think that given the fact that your blog isn't going to be up for a Peabody anytime soon, that perhaps you are interested in your own celebrity status just as much (if not more) than that of the targets of your website. Fine. We're all in it to win it. But, you can't eat your own kind in the process and still rise to the top.
Keeping fingers crossed that this is a big joke. Because it's seriously beneath you.XOXO
I used to adore John. I understand celebs are not perfect but the more fame he gets the more of a scumbag he becomes. He's a detriment to his self.
I'm sure this is all true but the motive to "out" the situation by endearing yourself to celebs only to betray them is disgusting. It really comes across as bitter because you want more and he sobered up.
And I agree Jess would not agree to this for the pop fiction show, she's trying to rehab her career and Tony wouldn't want this out for the sake of his.
So Perez also messed with them, not just John.
I'm sure after a few calls they can convince Ashton to turn this into a pop fiction show just to get it to blow over and deal with it privately. It'll be the only way they all can save face now.
i love you perez for being so honest! i never doubted you! yay!
half these comments say "who gives a shit" and then passionatly talk about their thoughts about it! hello dumbfucks…..YOU give a shit. quit being so mean guys!!!
So does this mean John Mayer is a fruit?
Pop Fiction! Perez we come to u for honest info.. none of that
Thats gross and that just proves john mayer is gay to
you know.. the best in all of this is Mayer giving pigperez the silent treatment, pigperez is going batshit crazy over this alleged meaningless drunken happy new year kiss that allegedly happened over 15 months ago.. and Mayer just ignores him and continues his world tour, playing great music all over the world like the great artist that he is and not giving a damn about fat heinous pigperez's antics
keep on rocking John! we love you! 
Perez, You fucking moron! Lie detector tests prove nothing because they measure inaccurate sources that many individuals. Nervousness can easily be a factor in a lie detector test. In addition, why the fuck would john mayor make out with you! You have bigger boobs than jessica simpson! He was probably drunk off his ass and making out with everyone!
you think this is all funny n shit, probably laughing at your fans posting how they feel about this, but really perez…u are one big fucking douchebag.
God this was hilarious. Thank you thank you thank you.
true or false, popfiction or no, you've lost some credibility here perez, even if you had any or not. within the gay community and heteros, i hope you read these responses, if you don't your just sad. we are the ones that support you, and it's a let down.
If this happened in december 2006 why are you just writing about it now? Its like you waited until you had nothing better to write about. A person should never kiss and tell no matter how famous that person is. The whole world does not need to know. Have some respect. Why are you trying to hurt this person? What is wrong with you?
Soooooooo what did you gain by doing this???
LOL…..YOU'VE ALL BEEN DUPED!!! C'MON NOW!!! I SMELL ASHTON KUTCHER LURKING SOMEWHERE…..WHAT'S THAT NEW SHOW CALLED??? PLEASE….A LITTLE OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT???
Hooked up means u got to shag him my dear fat boy.
aint nth to be proud of.
he was prolly drunk. zz
This is so for POP FICTION! Come on perez! You ought to know we aren't that stupid!
ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez is probably pulling off the black eye post that had everything including myself believing someone had the balls to punch him out JOKE. Either way it's not that serious. Only thing i wonder is was John Mayer's drunk off his ass. ? cuz Perez Hilton would be the last guy i would want to kiss. EWWWWW you can tell he smell's nasty.
It just has to be fake i can't see anyone being this stupid and doing something like this not even Perez. IT JUST CANNOT BE TRUE!
IT'S NOT TRUE HE'S SMARTER THAT THAT EVEN THOUGH HE TEXT MESSAGES YOUNG GUYS FOR FUCK FILMS
April Fools!
Perez, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave the guy alone!
Perez you're a douche for this.
GAYMAN, WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO PROVE THAT YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH WHEN JOHN MAYER HASN'T EVEN DENIED IT?
You people posting such nasty remarks about Perez are lunatics…absolutely nuts! Why bother posting/reading on this website if you are so offended by any hint of homosexuality? Why not visit the official KKK website, or whatever ignorant freaks visit? It's not like he's subtle about it, and if he's happy he kissed a celeb…big frikin deal! I'd be screaming it all over town as well. Besides, people kissing, under the influence, does not necessarily make them gay…takes a lot more practice than that!
BTW Perez, you are looking HOT!!! Way to go on the weight loss, keep it up :0
signs JM is gay:
1) keeps a diary/blog
2) speaks in riddles
3) his music
4) reads US Weekly / wears Borat speedo
John should say he was drunk and doesn't remember what happened that night. It'll make him seem less gay.
Jessica must really be into some weird a$$ sex or really desperate for a famous boyfriend.
Re: dg – OMG…This is halarious: "Geez Perez!!!
You are one fat pillow biter! You REALLY need to have your jaws wired together to keep you from stuffing your face a fucking day!!!"
& too, Perez smells bad…He's fat arse with a horse-face…
PEREZ THAT JUST SHOWS HOW WORTHLESS LIE DETECTOR TESTS ARE. NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING SEXUAL WITH A FAT UGLY MEAN PIG-FAYGOT LIKE YOU , SO I KNOW YOU ARE LYING. THE ONLY WAY I WOULD BELIEVE YOU IS IF JOHN MAYER CAME DOWN WITH AIDS , THEN I WOULD KNOW HE HAD BEEN WITH YOU YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF homosexual SHYT!!!!
GOD DAMN HOMOSEXUALS ARE SO DISGUSTING AND FILTHY, I FUCKEN HATE GAYS, THEY ALL DESERVE THE AIDS