We Passed The Lie Detector Test!!!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer
For those of you who didn't take our word for it…
A polygraph expert from Fox's Moment Of Truth gave Perez a lie detector test to prove once and for all that he DID hook up with John Mayer.
We answered almost every question honestly. (Except one. Ooops!)
Us Weekly videotaped it all. CLICK HERE to watch it now!
Posted: April 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Perez, go on Howard Stern and take another lie detector. John will be pissing in his pants. I love how Perez isn't afraid to out people and speak his mind.
i dont believe this. john mayer seems like s decent guy so im sure john mayer hates gays like most decent people do and would never do anything with a creepy perverted queer like perez
Both of u are looks like bigs ,
Perez ur the most ugly persone i ever see in my life
FUCK U
Blind Item - NY Post/pagesix 01/21/07
–WHICH shaggy-haired rocker with a perky pop-star girlfriend has the nightclub circuit buzzing that he's been taking guys home with him late at night? John Mayer and Jessica Simpson
I BELIEVE!
Re: Xandria – you stupid bitch that photo was taken 15 months ago, just proves he got fatter and uglier, and just proves that you're a dumb ho who likes idiots like perez, please die cunt
Um, now why don't you play the video w/out editing…
Re: LISA – What a bitch, most "decent" people hate gays? What a fucked up definition of "decent", close minded cunt. Even if Perez is lame, there are MUCH better reasons to "not like" him other than his sexual preference. ….I'm so sick of people like you and all the other anti-gay morons out there. Grow the hell up… this is the 21st century. Religion is the only reason people "hate gays" … if your "so-called" GOD created homosexuals, what's that say about you? Fascist fucking idiots.
Re: MAYRE – You're ignorant.
So. If it is true and I stress the word IF - it was just a error in judgement and total mistake on John's part. Get over it, Perez, he's just not that into you.
why do my boobs look so perfect
IF this video was on the up and up, why didn't you go to this guy's office for the test? Why so unprofessional? Because YOU"RE lying. Not that it matters really one way or the other, but, I think your ship is sinking… you've lost all (if any to begin with) credibility to your readers. JOHN WAS RIGHT; YOU ARE SOOOOO INSECURE.
i dont know if you read these comments perez, but i definitely dont think youre lying, and if you are, then you really fooled me:D and obviously you want some attention because of it, i would too, if i made out with john!
i hope all goes well for you, i know youre a good person because of your adoration for lil' teddy!
Re: lilly –
you're a bit doofy aren't you? I also love my cat but it doesn't mean I am a good person.
Re: Xandria –
hm hello? that pic is from december 2006…
no one cares.thats so not classy of you perez.i think your spiraling out of control lately with this lawsuit!don't hit the bottle or resort to crack or else we'll have to start making fun of you!
We are so being 'POP FICTION'-ed !!!!
Re: lilly – hitler loved animals too you fuckwit, just choke and die you dumb perez follower
and your point is….?
perez,
the fact that you have to take a lie detector test to prove you hooked with ANYTHING is pretty pathetic. The fact that youre also doing it for publicity is beyond me. And it really doesnt speak well for you as a person. Its also jsut pathetic and immature to respond to two sentences in someones blog in this way. But do it up Perez, at least your making money off it. too bad you have no one to spend it on.
I smell aston kutcher!!!
pathetic. why do you feel the need to tell people? www.finickycritic.com
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: yesseridoo[/re] Wolf_BOOB[/re]
Yes, I am aware that the picture is from 2006/07 - my comment was an aside, to my post. I wasn't aware I hate to make that clear. He's been working out and dieting (presently) looking mighty good I might add.
Truth of the matter is that if any of "us" kissed JM we'd be sharing the story too, so stop hating. But I do think it's cute that PH thinks kissing is hooking up, that statement is so high school…
'Expert" from "moment of truth" lol perez
SORRY BUDDY, JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE THIS
Re: Niki –
Because you idiot people have a right to express their opinion one way or another. Some people feel the need to tell Perez that he is a real douche for doing this. Does anyone here REALLY care?! Oh god, I hope not, but were allowed to say our opinion so get the fuck over yourself.
I read about this story on another site and i Just had to come here to see what was going on. Perez Hilton is such a disgusting pig of an excuse for a human. This is truly pathetic. Why is it that fat people feel the need to be such assholes to everyone? Oh ya. They have no self esteem and misery loves company. Someone needs to deport this fag back to Havana.
Let's play a game: WHO IS MORE PATHETIC? A musician, who apparently does anything for publicity (He did date Jessica Simpson..and for a fairly long time.) Or an insecure, celebrity obsessed gay guy who has to PROVE to us that he hooked up with that musician, who obviously is SO out of his league, proving to everyone, that he is SO OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. Wow…
ewww, you fatass ugly. NO ONE CARE IF YOU MAKED OUT WITH JOHN MAYER, YOU AND HIM ARE SO UGLY. SERIOUSLY STFU!
so awesome…made me laugh my ass off….and I'm jealous!
I hope JM responds to that….
Come on Perez, when you are a part of the scandal, you've got to learn not to kiss and tell!
pop fiction……..ashton kutcher is an asshole, who the hell cares???!!!! Don't celebrities realize that right after 'real people' make fun or laugh at celebrities they shrug and go back to their own lives…….DEAR CELEBRITIES- we are not losing sleep over your antics, we do not care, we talk about how messed up you are then go on with our lives and not give you or your drug fuelled existance a second thought, please don't flatter yourself into thinking real people honestly give a damn about you more than a passing glance at a rag paper on the check out line at shoprite………get over yourselves!!!
love,
dina
This gives Gay People a bad name, ever heard of Kiss and Don't Tell. U lost cool points bro. This seems bitter, desperate and publicity stunt like. Im sorry man no longer a fan!
Re: Niki –
Give me a break…Perez is a pathetic attention whore. He gathers scoop on celebs so that they kiss his ass. Otherwise, who'd speak that that ugly, fat piece of shit.
first who cares and second this is probably some dumb ass stunt for Ashton's show, whatever the hell it's called.
who cares?!
Who cares Perez? You are not the news. You are supposed to report the news.
WHO REALLY CARES!!! A much as I love you Perz.. I can't believe you did this!! If John Mayer is BI… so be it… but it really isn't your place to say anything out anyone's sexuality. TISK TISK
POP FICTION
definitely ashton's new show!!!
this is totally for pop fiction
I love you, P…. but this is a bit pathetic.
PEREZ..DAMN I REALLY LIKED YOU..WELL STILL DO, BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?? POOR JOHNNY, HE IS SUCH A TALENTED ACT AND NOW PPL ARE GOING TO SEE HIM DIFFERENTLY. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, GOT NOTHING TO LOSE, BUT DAMN WEBSITE VISITS. HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO READ THIS, KNOWING YOU WANTED IT FOR PUBLICITY, AND THEN VOTE FOR YOU FOR TIME MAGAZINE. I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU PEREZ. LOW BLOW.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO VOTE FOR YOU FOR TIME MAGAZINE AFTER THIS STUNT YOU JUST PULLED. VERY DISAPPOINTED PEREZ.
Perez, you had no right to do this, it wasn't just your story to tell, now was it? and that shit about jessica?? i mean, really? you had to say that? why? what could you possibly get from telling? you're just trying to get back at him and/or her, and you did it in the most disgusting way you could. that is really sad!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Perez. You're an ugly person, inside and out.
You've sunk to an all time low Perez . You have once and for all proved that this site is nothing but a vehicle for promoting yourself …
You aint Hedda Hopper , get over yourself and get your feet back in the gutter where they belong
Perez I really thought you were a little bit more classier than this. I believe you could of kept this imformation to yourself. What gives? Yet, It is hard for me to be upset with you as you are who you are…..
Interesting……….this page diverts you to something completely different. Why would you kiss and tell? Starfucker maybe?………Hmmmmm.
no surprise.
Bar=Drinking=POOR Impulse Contol……..
A simple kiss on Mayers' part was clearly a MUCH bigger deal for Perez! It very well could have been a DIVE BOMBING!
Saw Jessicas' hand…Mayer is DISTRAAAAAACTED……….Mouth OOOOoooOOOooopen….IN DIVES PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
so Mayer is a chubby chaser…
Re: Cece –
uh yeah ……the new york post is anderson cooper…and i checked new york post and looked back thats not in there . too the thing is when you get big they start asking about your sexuality. im surprised this is the first time for j hes been out fhere for so long. oprahs gone through it 3 or 4 times alicia keys i think 2 or 3 ..george clooney…toni braxton..went through it…these days though for the women they just call you FAT. they still call the guys gay though..like chace crawford..trying to say he had bi tendencies…the celebrity gossip circuis will be coming to an in american idol is almost out..perez is digging his own hole.
Nice job P-E-R-E-Z!!!
You got to him before I did!
YOU TOOK A LIE DETECTOR TEST TO PROVE YOU KISSED SOME DUDE???
WHO CARES!
WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO LOSER ARE YOU???
Anybody else notice Perez has lost his major advertisers on this site? No more movie or tv ads….mostly porn stuff, ha ha….that's karma.
hahaha awsome perez!! sooo happy you passed!
A lie detector does not prove anything. If it did it would be admissible in court.
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED! AS IF PEREZ IS GOING TO LOSE READERS BECAUSE OF THIS! GO READ SOME LOW END TRASH WEB SITE CAUSE YOUR ALL FUCKING LOSERS! PEREZ KICKS ASS HE HAS WORKED HIS ASS OFF MAKING HIS VERY OWN INTERNET EMPIRE SO FUCK ALL YOU HATERS AND BEAT IT!
I can't really say that I've lost any respect for you Perez, since I never really respected you in the first place, but I did frequent your site daily because I found you and your posts entertaining. I'm no longer entertained, because this is no longer entertainment. Now you have a direct hand in fucking up someone's life, unless this is some Ashton shit.
Like any celebs are gonna want to hang with your Judas ass now.
I really don't know why ya hating on perez. He's the man. JM knows who and what Perez is and what he does..No one especially JM can say why did he kiss and tell. Leave perez alone! Come on Perez is the head gossip person..Of all people you should expect that we will find out. And if JM is gay or BI it doesn't matter. If he wants to kiss perez let him kiss him. Plus u may lie on a lie detector test but u will be caught..duh… people that are here hatin need to calm … go cut ya panties its too tight…
i just remember on real world florida ..how one of the guys was guy and the rest were meatheads. by the end of the season one of the meatheads gave the gay dude a big hug and kiss on the chick…my heart melted. a kiss from one brother to another….pure as the light of the son. it was beautiful. i hope most dont allow someone who is in so much pain that they would try to tear someone down who was just trying to be a brotha to them….be hateful or overtly defensive towards someone cuz they are different. yeah J was not wrong for partying with a gay male…he was wrong for allowing himself to for a minute share his company with a hurt person….who vents his pain through hatred.
Re: TRUTH –
too though folks..im pretty angry that perez would insult our intelligence. the whole thing was staged. edited with bad acting from the tester saying thats realllllly true about him being attracted to john. plus the questions made it sound like if anything it was a quick peck and perez licked his face. i mean the editing people…weve seen all those shows about reality tv not being reality tv. there are 10yr olds that create images edit videos music…its all on youtube. anything you can do we can do better perez…we can do anything better than you…again its all on youtube. we all know lie detectors are worthless and just measure your pulse ..heart rate. ive told the truth on things and my heart has beaten faster and made me more nervous then telling a lie. thats why those things are no good…they say..and just type in beating a lie detector ……..that a liar is more likely to pass then a person telling the truth. i think im mad for us more than anything that perez is calling us gullable and ignorant. this is the tech…and information age son…we may not be able to get it like james cameron did with titanic…from our home computer …but were getting there.
too though folks..im pretty angry that perez would insult our intelligence. the whole thing was staged. edited with bad acting from the tester saying thats realllllly true about him being attracted to john. plus the questions made it sound like if anything it was a quick peck and perez licked his face. i mean the editing people…weve seen all those shows about reality tv not being reality tv. there are 10yr olds that create images edit videos music…its all on youtube. anything you can do we can do better perez…we can do anything better than you…again its all on youtube. we all know lie detectors are worthless and just measure your pulse ..heart rate. ive told the truth on things and my heart has beaten faster and made me more nervous then telling a lie. thats why those things are no good…they say..and just type in beating a lie detector ……..that a liar is more likely to pass then a person telling the truth. i think im mad for us more than anything that perez is calling us gullable and ignorant. this is the tech…and information age son…we may not be able to get it like james cameron did with titanic…from our home computer …but were getting there.
Re: lalasbabi –
ure so stupid…get help
I would've never taken Mayer as a chubby chaser
i love john i love his music he has talent like most of these singers now they suck go john and whatever his sexuality is it shouldn't matter because hes an amzing arist plus perez is ugly my fab guy friends wouldn't even do him they to pretty for him
His publicist is not saying anything because he and John can't believe anyone takes this seriously. The silent treatment is always best.
wow this terrible..you ruined a perfectly straight guy..not to mention hes beautiful and he sinngsssssss
No way, this is all fake. and no one cares about a stupid kiss, it doesn't mean anything.
no one cares if he's gay or straight, this is 21st century.
Ewww. Can't believe John touched that fat ugly thing. Either Perez drugged him or John was drunk.
After a year of checking your website almost daily, I am now signing off - forever. Someone calls you a gay man who writes mean things about people in his blog and you call that taunting you?? You, who call people sluts, whores & drug addicts on a regular basis? How hypocritical of you. What was it that JM said about you that wasn't true? What goes around, comes around, Perez, and karma is on its way back around.
YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF ATTENTION WHORING SHIT
Hey Perez looks like a lot of people that leave comments are hating! Anyways Mario I love this site…
You are turning into such a hateful attention whore. I personally can't believe anyone would kiss you.
Why are you blackmailing John Mayer?
I recall one of your posts not so long ago, Perez, where you cited an entry in John's blog; John had alluded to your blog. Is this your revenge? It's okay for you to bash celebrities but when celebrities try to defend themselves - or when they even try to declare themselves through a blog, the same platform you yourself use (and through whose means you have built your reputation) - you childishly retaliate. Furthermore, he may or may have not kissed you: big deal. As a female, I get drunk and make out with other women, but that doesn't make me gay - it makes me a drunk horny lush, so what? My sexuality is my sexuality in that only I can define it. Why the constant need for definition? For labeling? Isn't that the struggle gay people face - that they are going against societal norms and thus society condemns through labeling, i.e. through hateful words such as "fag" and "dyke" that convey the ideology of Them vs. Us? I could go on, but there is no need: you're gay, you know what I am talking about. I just think it's petty of you to be blackmailing John Mayer, especially when it is likely you preyed upon him while the poor guy was wasted - how respectable of you.
Anyone who believes ANY of this is a complete idiot. Perez, you're bullshit.
There were hundreds of pictures of John Mayer and others from that same night, yet none of the cameras happened to capture the supposed "five minute kiss"? If John Mayer was making out with anyone that night, there would be a picture of it.
Maybe this is a part of a plot by the hefty little cuban to ruin others because he is full of rot, not fat. Rot makes you ugly on the inside.
Just google "beat a lie detector test." It proves nothing.
Check out his pupils. Either he is lying or on some serious pupil dilating type drugs!
perez
you are a tool
if john was gay he wouldnt make out with you hed find a tr knight!
but john isnt gay
this is some april fools gone horribly wrong OR youre supporting ashtons lame show
everyones on to you
can you stop trying to be a celebrity and go back to being a faceless blogger
also
update faster
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
great seinfeld reference!
i sort of think that its kind of messed up of perez being a gay man because if someone wanted to be outed wouldnt they..or shouldnt they come out on their own? i still loooove this website but idk…just a little upset. is that the sort of thing you would have wanted someone to do to you?
and hey,
who doesnt get a little frisky after some booze at an la night club?
i dont think hes gay just because he made out with a guy.
The only way someone would hook up with you is either A..they are so fucking drunk. b. you had a plastic bag over your head.
He only kissed u cause ur hair looked halfway decent for once
perez is a fucking weirdo, I can't understand why some people like him
LINK DOEST WORK! IDIOT
Yeah right Perez stop giving urself so much DAMN credit! U never hooked up with John Mayer and u know it! John Mayer has way higher standards than that OMG ur just thinkin up schemes to make urself famous wat r u gonna start doing righting stories about urself damn u r such a loser!
IF I WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EXPLORE THE INSIDE OF JOHN MAYER'S MOUTH WITH MY TOUNGUE I SURE WOULDN'T BE STUPID ENOUGH TO SHARE IT WITH YOU BITCHES. HE IS SMOKING HOT AND I'D KEEP IT A SECRET CAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY FROM COMING BACK FOR MORE. I'M MAKING OUT WITH A SO CALLED "BI CURIOUS"….WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?….DUDE AT THE MOMENT, I RESPECT HIM WANTING IT KEPT SECRET, AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO FUCK IT UP. I'M JUST PRAYING IT LASTS AS LOOK AS IT CAN.
Re: jimmyjazz – I WANT TO START A NEW PAGE
I'M THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CLOSE TO STARTING A NEW PAGE
WE NEED TO START A NEW PAGE!!! COME ON BITCHES….WORK WITH ME…IT'S YOU AND ME TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN FUCKING DO THIS DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was there! I've got photo's. They made out, eloped, and got it annulled. Perez wanted to respect SOME of John's privacy so he left those last tidbits out. Also, Perez is very attractive and in incredible shape so leave him alone! Apparently Perez is also pregnant with John's baby…I look forward to the baby shower, they'll document it on Oprah.
WOW, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU FAT ASS? YOU LOOKED OKAY IN THIS PICTURE BUT NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A GOD DAMN FAT LESBIAN, WAY TO GO! TOO BAD YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY WHICH YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT REALLY YOU ARE A FAT ASS MEXICAN METH FACE WHO LOOKS LIKE A FATTY LESBIAN! GOOD LUCK!
the link didn't work for me, but could this be part of Pop Fiction?!
Re: OMG – #601 THANKS A LOT. I WANTED TO BE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS PAGE AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT FOR ME!!!!! WHY DAMNIT WHY? I JUST WANTED THIS ONE FUCKING THING.
The person who is in charge of the PG Tests can't decide then and there on the spot if they are lying or telling the truth. I like you perez but don't mess with John