For All You Brits
Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Chanelle HayesBig Brother slut and Posh wannabe Chanelle Hayes has just released a single AND a video.
Naturally, we fucking love it!
It's about as cheesy as Velveeta and super camp. What's their not to love?
I Want It is a slice of yummy Europop deliciousness.
Enjoy it above!
P.S. How much singing do you think Chanelle actually did??? 20%????
Posted: April 6, 2008 at 10:41 am
Oh My God PErez…. can;t believe you've stopped talking about Leona and replaced her with this????
Just don't talk about Brits full stop if this is your new style.
Very bad of you…bad dog!
Common northern tart says the lady below??Being from the north doesn't automatically make you common..she is really quite vulgar though. Anyway Yorkshire isn't a place it's a state of mind.
Horrendous yet absolute pure comedy and cheese.
It sounds quite doctored I reckon about 30%
all you guys are jealous because Chanelle is the girl you all want to hate but truth is she's actually the nicest, down to earth person and you think she's fame hungry and the rest…well isn't everyone?! jesus…and she is not a slut…never was on BB and still isn't! she's trying to make something of herself and earn money and she's done a lot better than you lot who spend their days writing shitty comments about her! i'd like to see any one of you get up and do what she's doing!
p.s she can sing…i've heard her vocals….can't tell you how but i have! xxx
What an absolute tart. I can't bare the idea of my kids watching this tallentless trollop.
Trying to claw her way back into the spotlight XD
humm cheesey yes, but camp? Art history strudent to media dud, this is not camp, kitch maybe but not camp. (see Camp: Queer Aesthetics and the performing subject by Fabio Cleto) educate!
That was shit!!! Now a wicked band that comes from England is called 'The Enemy'. Now there good!!!!
'cant say' dry your eyes she jumped into the sack 5 minutes with a guy on BB wake up. No body in their right mind would be jealous of this tarty tacky talentless waste of space.
Wow! Shes super sexy!
Love the song too….has she got a TV show???
When is it on - I want to see more!
Im a flight attendant and had the dishonour of having her on my flight a couple weeks ago. Shes vile, rude and the fact she travelled in economy/coach just made me giggle!!
She doesnt deserve any pop stardom and she def wont be winning any fans in the airline business!! rude cow!!
I wonder who is worse: the original-mouth pouting-stuck up-empty head arogant with a hair dresser husband or maybe footballer or this empty head-boring copy cat. Thank God not all of us here in UK are like that!!!
this makes me ashamed to be British.
Doesn't she know we all HATE her?
If she gets any money from this she'll prob use it to pay for her VB boob job
Haha its amazingly rubbish
Arww wannabe's crack me up
xxx
hahahaha.
she is from near where i live.
i feel quite ashamed.
but the song is catchy.
What a fantastic commercial for Nuts Magazine, I think that says it all really !!!!!
This is one of the most retarded videos i've ever wasted my time watching. what were they thinking? She should try her career as a porn star instead.
she has my bra!!!!!!!!
stupid cow, she needs to go under a rock and evaporate quietly. i hate bb!!!!
she is embarrassing, i wonder who actually told her she looks good…?????
Oh god chanelle go away
She's a cracking lass, and has more talent than any of you on here, I bet none of you could sing and dance, easy to criticise behind a computer, where as she goes out there and does what everybody should do and get a life, You Go Girl and good luck in whatever you want to do with your life xx
Just as I thought, I knew chanelle had the talent within her to become a HUGE pop star……..(FUCKING NOT!!!!!) Thats the biggest load of shit I've heard in years. But i would have expected nothing less from a rat faced talentless slut of a wannabe sheffield slag. chanelle more like cuntelle. near the end of the video it looks like she's spreading her arse cheeks, I think if someone see's her doing that again they should find the biggest cucumber and a big baseball bat and ram them both up her shitter at the same time……..That'll put a smile on her smouldering poshalike face. By the way whatever happened to that piggy I mean ziggy?
when she was on big brother she sometimes randomly sang and she is actually ok at singing ..
but i still fucking hate her!!!!
xx
I hate this stalker bitch.
FOREHEAD!!!! FOORRREEEHHHEEAAADDDDDDDD
Her hair is nothing like Posh.
Posh's at least looks like it's alive.
Chaneles just sits there it seriously looks like a wig.
She has a huge forehead aswell.
Noone in here in the UK even remembers her..
HAHAHA she is always walking around the out of town shopping centre I work for with her ratty looking extensions and massive sunglasses when its raining. Pathetic!
i h8 her she was big brother and made a show of her self and she cant sing for a toffee coz shes a sad yorkshire girl
The song is really good. The video is a let down though, I wish she had done a video wearing trendy clothes and danced more and was a little less obvious. I really like the song, especially the remix version. Why are people so spiteful about her. Anyone would take up the offer if it was given to them so why trash her. She has lots to learn but she very honest and hard working and she will surprise us all in the end, that I am sure of.
NNNNOOOO!! PEREZ I love your blog ….. but when I saw you gave Chanelle Hayes air time I was horrified! Her new video isn't hot gossip to know about PPPLLLEEAAASEE dont stoop so low!! Its a shitty song with a £5 video! When will this Z lister just disappear!
This website seriously makes me laugh. Perhaps I got a category because some people actually like the record? I did infact sing on the song. The only tweaking done was a electronic effect on some of the notes.
The only reason I actually found out about this was because my friend told me to come on here. Do you know how shameful it is to have a friend telling you that your first record is getting a major slagging off on a internet blog? I'd appreciate it if you keep your opinions to yourself in future!
To all those people that are supporting me and leaving thoughtful comments, thank you! I appreciate your support and If you ever see me around, don't feel that you can't approach me. I'll happily pose for a picture or give an autograph.
Chanelle xxx
P.S: I'll be appearing at a London nightclub called Funky Buddah on May 24th 2008 to perform 'I want it' Come and enjoy!
Hate this girl with a passion.
Stupid cow.
Wish she wasn't British!!! So embarrassing!
Re: Maybe Chanelle –
Lol every intermet site is slagging it dont pick on just this one so unfair.
Do say hi to Charley its one of her fav clubs and zig. The reason this is getting a slagging is because it wholeheartedly deserves it.
Best laugh in ages
i fuckiin think she fuckiin amazing don't u, at last perez u add her to ur stars list…ut get some more pics and that and also samanda…xxxxxxx
Re: Maybe Chanelle –
Get a life woman, this is not an appreciation thread, this is reality right in front of your own eyes. About time your woke up to the fact that you are not liked out in the public. See the sugar babes even this week have made not so nice comments about you. Your video is a pathetic attempt at trying to be sexy, which you are not. song is not your voice and I wouldnot waste my hard earned money going to see your ugly self
She is shite.
Pathetic video, so self absorbing that I am almost pucking.
Re: Maybe Chanelle –
apart from the 5 odd forum members that keep your appreciation thread going, there is less all support available for you. Check the papers and the mags, your reputation goes before you.
A low class video and as the sun said done for a 500.
Re: Maybe Chanelle – You are one of the lowest human beings I have read about in a long time, you use one of your friends for support after a breakup then drop her because you think you are famous, infamous is the word, nothing more than a stripper for hire. The video is the worst one I have seen for a very ling time, do you know that clothes exist? Go back under the stone you care from, you are not wanted in the wonderful city of London!
Re: Maybe Chanelle –
ignore all the idiotic comments, chanelle. you do your thing, you're alright by me, girl!
Re: Maybe Chanelle –
great song and video by the way! the clubs where you perform are lucky!
enjoy it all, you deserve it, chanelle.
Re: bry –
Silly Bry, Chanelle hasn't flown anywhere for ages. She's been hunkered down working on her new single, video and TV show. Why are making up silly stories?
OH MY GOD.
that was possibly the WORST video I have EVER seen.
there is NOTHING Victoria-esque about that AT ALL.
it SUCKED!
nobody from England likes her anyway. except maybe her.
and i admit i watched one episode of BB, and she was talking about the economy. but economy items. like crips. for god's sake.
she should be deported.
to pluto.
so she cannot annoy anybody.
and i reckoned she did about 0.5% of the singing, the lip-syncing. and she didnt even do that well.
and i didnt even watch the whole video.
slag much?
A low class reproduction of a video, sparks of someone who is trying to stay in the limelight for the sake of it, a complete desperation attempt. She needs to get lessions on how to behave and then talk and then how to sing.
Talk to someone Chanellle, you need HELP.
Re: Maybe Chanelle – i agree with chanelle! yes maybe the video has been done wrong but sex sells and it gets attention why would she be bother what say two hundred and odd people think of her when thers pleanty more people out there who like her. and im sure if u ask half of britain if you had a body like that would you show it off im sure they would say yeah shes only trying to make a living like the rest of us.
She looks like a cancer patient with a bad wig :-X
She doesn't deserve a category!!
anyone who buys this deserves the death penalty.
and it wont be a painless death.
I'm thinking beheaded and head placed on a spike at the towers and a shameful sign stating the crime next to it, also in perfect aiming range of tourists with tomatoes. y-up.
and for her, well, just dump of elephant shit on 'er.
Horrible
It so isn't her singing. . . you can tell
how embarrassing
OMG i think im the only UK CITIZEN loves chanelle and her new single I WANT IT
she looks hot , the song is cheap and nasty .. and i just LOVE IT
enough said
love you perez! x
what a loada crap. as i brit i am ashamed, her only claim to fame is throwing about a million hissy fits on BB, who on earth let her release a record?! haha.
Im ashamed to even be from the same world as her let alone city , yes i come frm wakefield
But i swear everyone in wakefield is defintly NOT like her gos shes such a slag
n perez i think she did 5 words
wat a load of ballshit
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