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Poor Baby Alba!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Alba

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba held her baby shower on Sunday, and the biggest celebrity to come???

Kim Kardashian!

Every other single star was busy?

The actress held the soiree at the Ever After Teahouse in Los Angeles, and at least she sorta smiled for the occassion!

[Image via WENN.]

142 comments to “Poor Baby Alba!”

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  1. t says – reply to this


    101

    Fuckin stupid kardashian(armenian hore)

  2. ed says – reply to this


    102

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  3. Debra says – reply to this


    103

    Sorry to burst your bubble Heather. Anyone who has ever worked with the Alba Demon knows what a b*tch she is. She's the complete opposite of what she wants her fans to think of her — ask anyone who has been even near one of her sets. She's f*cked in the head. Right in her brain!
    Angelina, on the other hand, is wonderful to everyone she works with and they all sing her praises. I could care less whether you're aa Alba fan or an Angie fan but at least know who you're talking about.

  4. cass says – reply to this


    104

    I don't care if she's pretty or not , she still can't act worth a shit.

  5. Woot! says – reply to this


    105

    Maybe Kim showed up thinking it was a "Golden Shower". Hey, that cutie in the background has a nice camel toe!

  6. chrissss says – reply to this


    106

    PEREZ U ARE SUCH A LIAR!!!
    PEOPLE.COM IS REPORTING THAT RASHIDA JONES AND JAMIE KING WERE THERE TOO!! WE ALL KNOW U DONT LIKE JESSICA ALBA BUT THAT IS NO REASON FOR REPORTING LIES….
    I LOVED YOUR WEBSITE BUT YOU ARE SO INTO YOURSELF AND REPORTING MORE ABOUT YOU PERSONAL LIFE NOW THAT I DONT FEEL LIKE READING IT ANYMORE….

  7. Bella says – reply to this


    107

    That's because she's a spoiled, sour-pussed beotch…and just another celebrity…ho-hum…

  8. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


    108

    Her and her loser baby daddy just need to go away. That's what she gets for being sperminated by a loser… now she is one!

  9. george says – reply to this


    109

    kim kardashian was invited? why? is this who (what) she hangs with? skanky, slutty chicks? you are known by the company you keep.

  10. Sarah says – reply to this


    110

    WHO IS THE HOT GUY WITH THE JUICY LIPS IN THE BACKGROUND?!?!?!

  11. Dr. Herp says – reply to this


    111

    SHE GIOT HERPES FROM DEREK JETER!!!! C-SECTION COMING UP…

  12. TEE says – reply to this


    112

    She couldn't at least wear a bra?

  13. La madre tuya says – reply to this


    113

    Wow Perez. All of the white people who visit your site are hispanic hating fuckers. What irony.

  14. Chris says – reply to this


    114

    I'm not understand your logic fat ass. So because only 1 celeb came means she has no friends? It was probably a private affair with close friends and family.

  15. Brittany Torres says – reply to this


    115

    I agree with you perez!
    She's LATINA! and she needs to be proud of her heritage!

  16. nepoleona says – reply to this


    116

    re: #100 - YOU ARE AN IGNORANT
    simmer down, holmes. no need to insult anyone or accuse them of being "village people". I LOVE DISCO!!

    no way…did she really say "don't call me latina?" WHO F-ING CARES, don't correct someone, that's just stupid and condesending! have pride, woman.

  17. nepoleona says – reply to this


    117

    OH YEA, IT IS SOOOOO SAD THAT RACISM STILL EXISTS IN THIS COUNTRY. ANYONE SAYING DEROGATIVE THINGS ABOUT "TYPICAL MEXICAN BEHAVIOR" SHOULD WAKE THE F. UP, YOU ARE JUST A REFLECTION OF ANYONE YOU LOVE OR HATE. I wonder how old these ppl are who are saying that BS! if they are young, that REALLY SCARES ME. PLEASE think before you put out that vibe. it will always come back to bite you in the ass…

  18. Mo says – reply to this


    118

    Gosh she fucking BLOWS, her baby will suck by default.
    SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    EMBARASSING.
    GWOSS

  19. momo says – reply to this


    119

    i think you wanted to be invited.

  20. Mallory says – reply to this


    120

    They were all probably at Jay-Z and Beyonce's wedding.

  21. mayra says – reply to this


    121

    eww why do people defend celebs! LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME! Like if yall knew them or something. Same thing on talking crap to them , LAME LAME LAME! im out of here! just wasted sometime.

  22. angela_lushious says – reply to this


    122

    Open letter to Jessica Alba:

    From a Latina/Hispanic/Chicana/American who knows who she is and enjoys the many facets of her cultures - both of origin and nationality (born a proud American)

    Jessica Alba is going to be a mother, so for that, I wish her well.

    Jessica Alba tambien is acting like a bubble-headed actress - - the fact that she denies who she is es 'de esperarse'.

    Deberia ubicarse a la verdad y dejar de ser una boba nin~a estupida e ignorante.

    She should quit wanting to be what she isn't.

    Nimodo

    Little Jessica girl, you can get someone to translate the Spanish parts.

    Without those Hispanic/Latino looks, you couldn't even pay your rent, "Hoooney"!

    Get a clue, chica! Helloooooo!

    (Hoping she gets a clue and shows it so I can start to respect her)

    (wishing you good vibes, really .. . )

    Use this lesson that Perezito has given you . . . you are the one who is missing out, because you are definitely NOT a blonde white girl. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)

    aCCept it!

    If you do, you might be accepted back into your heritage and have a public who will be loyal to you for years to come.

    A'ngela

  23. angela from TEXAS says – reply to this


    123

    Open letter to Jessica Alba:

    From a University-educated Latina/Hispanic/Chicana/American who knows who she is and enjoys the many facets of her cultures - both of origin and nationality (born a proud American).

    (My letter was submitted to Perezito)

    Angela :)

  24. Vic says – reply to this


    124

    Re: Freddie

    Freddy you are fucken ignorant, just go fuck your self

  25. jessica says – reply to this


    125

    i went to matt damons baby shower and no celebrities were there.

  26. Ker says – reply to this


    126

    OK, i'm starting to feel sorry for her…as much as i don't like alba, you're really starting to sound like an ass, perez.

  27. EDGAR VAZQUEZ says – reply to this


    127

    Re: PARRTTYY

    hell yeah! imma be there at the wangO tangO!

    bitches!

    ew and screw jessica alba!

  28. bella says – reply to this


    128

    Re: Anonymous Supporter – YEH ALRIGHT PEREZ! see, now i know when it's you. Anonymous Supporter my arse. Mario i can't believe you keep a check on your site like this. You really do like tooting your own horn DONT YOU. lol. wow, 9 million people a day. Just think of all that negative energy you are sending out to the world. And you are proud of this? AND so what if jessica didn't have celebs there. Have you even thought about the fact That, maybe she has other friends? YOU PEREZ are the desperate one. That feels you will be defined as ”SOMEONE” if you have celebrity friends. Don't you see your insecurities? And the desperation of needing to be ”FAMOUS” ”GROW UP” YOU CENSOR YOUR SITE. AND YOU KNOW IT! and so do i. you cant fool everyone. BYE JERK!!!!

  29. Craig says – reply to this


    129

    For god's sake man, give it up! If anyone cares for your opinion on Jessica Alba, it's because they are sick and tired of your constant barrage against her. Are you jealous of her?
    Just give it a rest mate, and stop being such a princess.

  30. Freddie says – reply to this


    130

    Re: angela from TEXAS
    why dont you haul you retarded stupid mexican ass back to mexico, bitch

  31. Plana says – reply to this


    131

    She isn't latino… Get over it Perez. What is your problem, why does everyone in your world need to comply with your rules? Do you feel you need to lash out because you were labelled the fat queer Cuban at school?

  32. shazz says – reply to this


    132

    damn perez, kenny handed ur ass t ya on a plate… but their ryt she is lovely and way better a role model than paris or lindsay so be nice to her!!

  33. anna says – reply to this


    133

    why would she wear black to her OWN shower?!

  34. Pffft. says – reply to this


    134

    Re: La madre tuya – Bull. It's the Latinos going after her. Perez Cuba going after her. It's her own hating on her, not the whites. See my posts page one.

  35. real Latina says – reply to this


    135

    Re: lilly – What the hell are you on. Shes a horrible example to young woman I should know I am one. Denying your own culture and then when its good for your schedule giving a crap! Jessica Alba doesnt deserve to be latin. The only reason shes famous is because of the slutty roles she takes where she pretty much wheres nothing. She cant even act. Not to mention shes 26 and pregnant with some mans child yay that there is great morals. Yay thats what children and young woman should look up too. Give me a break!!

  36. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


    136

    Perez you are sick and so what if she doesn't just recognize being a latina she doesn't want to focus on nationality she wants to focus on who she is not who you want her to be ,who cares what you think I cant wait for the day to come when a gossip site announces your 15 minutes are up because people who listen to a gay fat middle school acting guy need help . and the only people who do listen to you are middle school age and slut girls in college you are a fad go away!

  37. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


    137

    Re: Anonymous Supporter – you blow and are stupid like that fag.

  38. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


    138

    Re: Anonymous Supporter – you blow and are stupid like that fag.Re: hector – you go hector!

  39. elaine says – reply to this


    139

    cant act for shit, does the whole, ”im a good girl” but clearly trapped that man! alll she had going for her was a good body and now thats gone..theres nothing worse than celebs like her who get parts to get men in the cinema and shes cant even do that right hence her always getting crap reviews (from public) and them flopping at box office!

  40. SHE'S A SNOB AND AN OPPORTUNIST says – reply to this


    140

    ============= And to Plana: She is a latino. Her family's Mexican.

  41. Carolina"Call me Latina"Hi..... says – reply to this


    141

    She should just stop tring to be a white girl and an A-list star she sucks and on top of that the only reason people like her is because of her body thanks to having mexican descent because if u weren't latina you wouldnt have the features you have and the body you have…so ha J-lo should kick your ass..but w.e Im a proud Dominican girl..i love my hispanic heritage…and YOUR NOT THAT BIG OF A STAR! thats why nobody showed up. XOXO Perez

  42. Carolina"Call me Latina" Hi..... says – reply to this


    142

    Re: Plana – Plana she is latina**** not latino **** and dont get at Perez and she is, brush up on ur reading Plana. I wonder wat it most feel like to be the dumbest person in the world right now? ..I bet u should know….Power to u Perez if u are cuban…that makes u even cooler..lol…Plana lay off and shut the F. Up if u dont know what your talkin about…dumb ass… XOXO

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