Wishful Thinking????
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Anglophilia > Orlando Bloom
The new issue of OK magazine claims that the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom has turned from friendly to "more than just friends."
We call bullshit, but…
It'd be nice for that old spinster to finally find love again!
Posted: April 9, 2008 at 1:50 pm
O M G, i hate angelina!!!!!!!!!!! she is such an ugly homewrecker with her annoying "rainbow family"! i love Jen shes amazing and i love orlando. good for them!
and just incase u dnt no, i hate Angelina.
Someone I know worked one of the Oscar party bars and said Jen and Orlando were all over each other. I trust this person 100%
They'd have beautiful babies…
Ahem.. him and Miranda are on/off anyway, he will never settle with squishy faced Miranda, she aint hot, you are all just blinded by her in underwear (men) and girls- you dont feel threated by her plain next door look.
Orlando is a free spirit, like the poster said he took 3 girls home with him and a male pal on fri night, they were strangers, you think he was taking them home for a game of scrabble?
Chinnefer must be pretty pathetic if she went from fucking Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn. Vince is one ugly motherfucker and unfunny to boot. I think Brad only married her because they both had an aversion to bathing. Angelina cleaned his ass up good and he looks nice and sharp now while Chinnefer still looks like a greasy, granola-eating muff-diver.
Re: tobie – Oh, right, not technically a spinster, because she was married but was dumped. that makes her, technically, a LOSER.
You're such a rancid piece of shit, P!
Airbrushed, only 1/3 of her face visible hidden in her omni present hair-curtian, featuring her'corrected' nose that makes her face virtually unrecognizable. All signs of the 'officially' sanctioned PR fake romance this FRAUD of a woman and her publicist keeps churning out. What can she do with her sinking 'career' without her A-list movie star husband? She has become a complete NOBODY. Blaming and milking her divorce in the expense of Jolie-Pitts didn't last and her Pity PR is no longer working = nobody gives a damn. It's pathetic and frankly painful to see. Perez are you in a charitable mood to even put this woman up on your site? I thought this was a "celebrity" site?
"Old spinster"? Listen bitch - if she's an old spinster, you're grandma f*cking Moses.
isn't he dating an australian model?
but they do look cute together (OB & Jen).
You're a disgrace - You "don't" know or you "didn't" know? Now who's ignorant, asshole? Ignorant and illiterate - you must have just graduated hi skool. And just where the hell do you get off screeching racist? Are you fucking blind? Have you ever seen a bus full of farm workers?
Team Jolie much Pz? Liking one doesn't exclude liking the other, is it a contest? I'm pretty sure neither are defined by BP.
jen is a fraud who couldn't donate money for her homeland greece during the fires last year.
please don't compare her to angelina, you would do jen an evil thing if.
She looks really, REALLY young in that pic
what happened to the mirada chick??
You are pure evil Perez! At least Jen has more class than to screw around with a married man!
Huh? I thought he was gay. He looks like a boy. This woman needs a man.
They photoshopped heather locklear and jennifer aniston together or something…that does not look like her.
That Hollister shirt Jamie Lynn is wearing is great publicity for the company!
Perez you're starting to sound more like a douche bag rather than a bitch. Old spinster? Who's your companion, sex partner, soulmate? Don't have one do you? Too busy spreading rumors about your "wishful thinking" kiss with John Mayer, huh. Jen's just fine, so don't you worry about her becoming a lonely old woman. You wish you could get as much c*ck as she can !!!!LMAO.
SHES FUG AND HES FUG…..NUFF SAID
Why are people so nasty to jennifer she is such a caring sweet person she stays out of the spotlight and is just living her life.yet people worship angelina who french kisses her brother and wears blood around her neck and cuts herself with knifes I don't get it. Leave jennifer alone before that negative karma bites you people in the ass.
To #107 are you insane brad looked his best when he was with jennifer he was so hot! Now he looks like he's aged 20yrs since he's been with angelina I remember those grandpa pants he had on at the awards show with angelina awhile back his face is haggard and wrinkled its like angelina drained the life out of him.
Perez, congratulations on your new fitness (you look great, keep it up!) and your new celebrity. I am sure the sky's the limit for you!!!
Sadly, I will no longer follow you on your journey. Your posts have gone from obscenely entertaining to almost professional to now being downright commercial and self-indulgent.
Your obvious support of certain celebs (often questionable…as in, NO ONE likes this Agyness chick and many do NOT support the Brangenlina unmarried parents/disrepect for marriage thing despite their tax-deductable charity $$) has become, at least for the educated reader, a major turnoff.
You are reaching a point at which your celebrity gossip is diluted by your obviously paid endorsements.
No one is more sad than I as you used to be my favorite site.
Re: Jenfraud – funny seeing you here…. you closet jen fan:-) You can't help but pick on a hater when they're on a jolie thread but I see you know how to find your way onto the Jen threads, don't you? Bored today? OR just couldn't refuse to comment on the fact that Jen might actually have a love life unlike yourself. jealous much? I know you'd love nothing more than a 3 way with JP but unfortunately jolie likes to keep that shit in the family, so you'd have to bump her brother out of the bed. Oh, and for the record… why don't you go read the nice little note I left you on the Jolie thread. Give yourself something to do in between blogging over here.
That is not Jennifer Aniston. But what is wrong with jen anyway? She's a cute woman. Anyway, this girl kind of looks like a young heather locklear.
isn't he dating miranda kerr?
i'm a girl and i would do miranda kerr…
wait… when did orlando and miranda kerr break up?! i thought that would have been all over the news
that's heather locklear w/ jenn's hair.
whats wrong with her face? she looks homelier than normal!
Brad Pitt is the one who is old. He is also unattractive
Did she have her nose done again she looks like heather Locklear in this picture..
Jen is such a bore. Not all that gorgeous (she sorta looks like Stan Laurel to me), not much in the acting department, seems a little too mememememe, and is still milking the "poor little Jen was dumped by big bad Brad" routine. She oughtta get over it and get on with it. Find some nice guy, get married, start a family and move on.
Perez,
Nobody has EVER seen you with a "significant other" and when is 39 considered old? Jen has accomplished much more in life than you ever will…and is much more appealing to look at!!! She is kind, smart and above the lowlife lifestyle you live. It amazes me that anyone would want your fug face on their tv show, your nasty voice on thier airwaves or your lack of social graces in the general vacinity. Have fun with your 5 minutes of disrespectful fame! Your a loser!
She looks like Heather Locklear in this picture.
Wasn't Orly serious with some model whatsherface?
Re: Maniston is such a bore! – are you kidding? I think you're confused about the hygiene issues. It's well known that Pitt is a smelly pig, he has bad B.O. & Jolie is the one who could care less about a shower NOT Jen. If anything Jen is over the top about her looks, skin, hair, clothing etc. Jolie looks like she threw on clothing that was sitting in the hamper for a week! Plus you can see the nasty flat greasy hair whenever she's not primped for the red carpet. Her children are a reflection of the parents poor hygiene too. Pax is in need of a haircut or a shampoo, shiloh has blond hair and you can still see it's greasy, Zahara …well what are her options and then of course Maddox sports the mohawk just so angie doesn't have to keep up with it. Heads up to all the travelers out there….. This is what people look like when they live out of suitcases.
Re: Hader – How is that gross? They hired her to promote them right?
i love jennifer aniston. she isn't even old. at all. she's still young. what about those other 40 something who are still single too?
What happend to Miranda Kerr?
Pic was clearly photo-shopped…stupid ragmags
Prezzers, Jen so got thrown under the bus by Brad Pitt. He hay be a 'humanitarian' now, but he wasn't even human when he did that to her. Cut the ole' broad some slack, Bro!
She's been looking post-plastic surgery. Her nose is different. Her face just looks weird. Whatever she did, she used to look better.
Re: Hader – But, see, to me it feels like *everything* Angelina does is a publicity stunt. She seems fake. I think she's trying very hard to seem normal. Yes, she wants to help the world, but she flaunts it too much. And I really think she just gets kids because she likes the idea of being a mom. She's probably over her head. I find her very annoying, as opposed to Jen, who's chill.
Once Orlando finds out what Jen's all about, he'll run just like Brad.
What happened to her Face,She kind've looks like Heather Locklear.To much surgery not good.But i hope she found some one who will stay,not like vince vaughn,paul the model,the guy from canada etc………She needs to start acting her age…Wasn't she wearing Brads daughter, zaharas pink bathing suit.
WTF WOULD ORLANDO LEAVE THE BEAUTIFUL MIRANDA KURR FOR MANISTON!!!
Why are you such a jerk to Jennifer? I hope your new handlers tell you to knock it off.
Agreed. She's had it rough since her divorce from Brad, she deserves to be happy again, even though Orlando is a total douche.
Jen looks like a cross between Heather Locklear and Joss Stone (before she got into weird hair colours)
Botox? That seems like something her "Friend" Courtney Cox got her into.
Fix your hair Orlando! it looks shiteous!
I was wondering if anyone else would comment on that Jen/Locklear thing she has going on there. One more tweak of her nose and her face will be like tons of other girls. Straight hair, brownish skin blah blah. So many stars lose their individuality when they try to stay in suspended animation. It's boring and silly to age so gracelessly. Not to bee too harsh but is anyone interested any more in staring at her in a theater for an hour and a half? Thought not.
Isn't he dating Miranda Kerr? Like he'd dump her for a total horse face like Maniston.
'Spinster"? Ugh, you're a bitter queen.
why is everyone hating on angelina! it's not her fault brad left jen..brad wanted to start a family and jen wanted to work on her career…the year of their divorce jen was working on alot of movies..(check it out for yourself).. cmon they been married for how long and no babies! geez..although i do feel sorry for jen…she needs a stable man! best of luck for her… but isnt orlando datin mirander ?
Re: K – JENFRAUD WANTS TO LICK THE SHIT OUT OF JENNIFER ANISTON. THIS IS JENFRAUD'S ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY.
I hope this isn't true…Jennifer is way too good for him. Angelina is a skank.
her face look's all shot fulla something!
And then, another fucking jab. Spinster. Like insulting Madonna's gym look the other day.
Dude, you gotta stop. It MAY be funny to college girls, but your demographic is changing, and fast. If you don't change with it?
I haven't had a TV in the house for years. You have kept me connected with pop culture garbagio, the fun stuff. Keep it FUN man - the Queen of Mean is not a title you should be aspiring to.
Perez, you dipshit, a spinster is a woman who never married. Do you not own a dictionary?
TOO BAD HE'S WITH VS MODEL, MIRANDA KERR…
I WOULD NEVER BUY ANOTHER ISSUE OF OK MAGAZINE..again ever!
they are losing they're credibilty
p.s: boohoo jennifer aniston…one work JOLIE-PITT!!! haha
I thought a spinster was a woman who is unmarried and childless. Perez has sunk to an all time low. What a desperate attempt to stir things up. You can do better than that Perez. Try doing your job and stop all the talk shows.
Jennifer needs someone a little more macho than Orlando Bloom. I mean even his name is a little foofy.
Perez, DONT YOU DARE call Jen anything but a fuckin HOT babe. she could kick your little ass at yoga!!!
surprise, jen aniston and orlando are both gay! funny how they hook up gay stars together!
Re: OK MAG IS WORSE THAN THE INQUIRER – Is English your first language? If not, please take a class and if so, you should be ashamed.
Re: aubrey – Well promote it then! Don't stage a fake sex romp with a fake boyfriend, call the media and send him out of your house holding your product to get free advertising…FAKE is the operative word. It really bugs me.
isn't he with miranda kerr?
Re: AmyDJ – hate to sound wishy washy, but I do see your point. I didn't say Angelina was perfect, but It's obvious Brad finds her more interesting than Jen. What was he doing when he was with Jen? Sitting around smoking pot, making movies now and then. He and angelina seem to inspire each other.
Re: boogaloo –
Don't hate! Are you one of those old high school "non-friends" that is just jealous of the publicity? Or an ex-lover of the once popular jennifer aniston? where is your blog, Mr. boogaloo/
You stupid racist bitch….your ass would be lucky to date someone like him! re=1913085]Re: valleygirl[/re]
Re: K – Angelina has now morphed into Brad-both greasy, scummy monkeys now raising greasy, scummy monkeys. They are THE MOST UNKEMPT FAMILY IN HW! Conveniently, ANGLEINA IS GODLESS so she sees no value in the addage "Cleanliness is next to Godliness". That also makes it easier for her to reconcile with the fact that she's a husband-stealing whore.
"Spinster": an adjective used in the Victorian era and up into the 1950s to try to shame a woman who chose not to succumb to the typical practice of attaching herself to a male patriarchal figure/"husband"/"spouse".
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It was used as a way to control female sexuality and self-image; an abusive device used to leverage them into seeing the,selves as worthwhile only when associated in "marriage" with a male.
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE SUCH A MYSOGYNISTIC, VICTORIAN TERM AIMED AGAINST FEMALE SEXUALITY, PEREZ????
that's jennnifer aniston? DAMN!!! she's looking alot like heather locklear in that pic, but not in a good way.
yeah old spinster? shes the most beautiful woman in hollywood! she looks like shes about 25 and she landed brad pitt .. she could have any man in the world. shes wayyyy better than that hooker angelina jolie
WHAT ABOUT MIRANDA?????????????????????????????
EEEEEEW. Orlando with Maniston. He's far too hot for her.
@Maniston is such a bore!
@K
I have something for you. Miranda said the star magazines, Orlando also has hygiene problems. So the difference should be low for Jennifer? Why should all actors stink actually?
Orlando's Gal Pal Wants Him To Take A Shower!
February 27, 2008
Orlando Bloom is back with his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, but it won't last unless he kicks up his personal hygiene, friends warn.
"Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often."
When he's not working on a film, the Pirates of the Caribbean star, 31, "goes days without washing his clothes," adds the source. "He'll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks."
It doesn't help that he sleeps with his dog, Sidi, and lets her slobber all over him.
Since Miranda, 24, told him to clean up his act, Orlando has been trying. But, says the source, he's told friends "he doesn't know if this
I don't think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is dating Miranda Kerr a VS model….I am not sure if Jen will ever truly be happy but I hope one day she is.
Re: SAGirl – Sure I would be lucky. That is if I liked hygenically challenged effeminate men. Which you seem to like….to each his own. I on the other hand like my men to be men - NOT sashaying, pubes on the chin, mascara wearing, Clay Aiken confused tinkerbells.
Perez: I enjoy your website. However, your denigration of Jennifer Aniston while portraying Angelina Jolie as a saint is beyond my understanding. What did Jennifer ever do to you? Jolie is far from being a saint. Aniston is far from being a spinster. I wish you would refrain from denigrating a person (Aniston) who's done nothing but display grace in the face of deceit and humiliation at the hands of Brangelina.
Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom 4ever! Not that stupid Jennifer Aniston deseperate AND hideous!!!!
Picture's photoshopped - Perez knows it - story not true - Perez knows it. Need some hits, boy?
she may be older but at least she is not 32 and looks like 62 like Angie
Perez, how the fuck is she as spinster? She has been married. You are such a little bitch, do you know that?
Re: TimeZone – EXACTLY! PEREZ WE RESPECT THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT. HOW ABOUT SHOWING THAT SAME RESPECT TO WOMEN'S RIGHTS? YOU HAVE SOME NERVE. IF ONE PERSON SAYS ONE HOMOPHOBIC THING (LIKE THAT WOMAN WHOSE E-MAIL YOU POSTED), YOU GO NUTS, AND AS WELL YOU SHOULD. NOW WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT YOU?
I think they are GORGEOUS together.. I love jennifer A. =)
Re: hader – How old are you? Are you educated?
that's Jennifer Aniston? It doesn't look like her at all
MARIO ~ I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER, BUT A SPINSTER IS A WOMAN WHO HAS NEVER MARRIED. JENNIFER WAS MARRIED. YOU WISH YOU COULD BE A SPINSTER ~ YOU OLD HAG!!!
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#182 - livininomaha says – What did Jennifer ever do to you?
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KITNPLAYN SAYS TO LIVININOMAHA - The problem is that Jennifer Aniston is beautiful, and classy, and graceful, and kind, AND FEMALE. MARIO IS JEALOUS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE HER.
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Re: Lindsey –
I totally agree with you. But Orly is dating Miranda Kerr, right?
But isnt he dating Miranda Kerr ?? Y'no the aussie model
worst PHOTOSHOP JOB ever!!!!
Leave her alone, Perez. She is beautiful, nice and sexy. We all know that Pitt is in deep shit with Jolie, who has a forehead that is HUGE enough to play a soccer game on, and all those kids. She is controlling and LOCA. Imagine when all those kids are teenagers. All the nannies and money in the world will mean nothing. Almost feel sorry for Pitt. Jenn is classy and she is on top of the world.
not possible
if you had ever been through a brutal humiliating divorce you would not be calling her a spinster. it can take years to recover from that. it was a really mean comment. she thought her life was already planned and had to start over.
Did Jen have her chin shortened? She looks really different.
Also thought of her and Courtney as Angelina now tries to flaunt that she has a best friend in Marian Pearl LOL Usually she travels alone and now has to show she found a freind. Compete much Angelina>
I hope Jen finds happiness everyone deserves it. Orlando looks a bit like the guy dated before Brad. Cant think of his name
When is Orlando Bloom going to finally come out of the closet?? He is such a homo!!
um, since when did orlando have such fat hands? you'd think they'd check these things!
i thought orlando bloom had a girlfriend…
Damn! I hope it's true! That would smash all the nauseating Brad/Angelina crap right in THE FUCKING FACE!
Orlando is hot. AND younger. Would SOOOO serve Brad (old-ass) Pitt RIGHT.