Another One Caught In The Act

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Another One Caught In The Act

There is no end in sight for the epidemic!

A man in Louisiana has been arrested for masturbating while at a local bookstore.

Edward D. Boyte, a 29 year old from LA, was apprehended this weekend for masturbating while browsing the store.

Boyte is accused of pulling out his genitals while shopping at Books-A-Million. He then reportedly started to masturbate in front of a customer.

That's not an adult bookstore!

When later questioned by police as to his actions, Boyte stated he was sexually aroused by looking at the victim and that he then had the urge to masturbate and proceeded to do so.

Boyte can be facing some jail time if convicted. He could be looking at a fine of up to $2.5k, or can face imprisonment for up to three years.

He can do lots of masturbating in jail!

Posted: April 9, 2008 at 8:10 pm

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Aimée says – reply to this

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What the hell is happening to society and manners?! Jeez!
haley says – reply to this

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HA! nice picture for this one!
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Why drag Paul (peewee) into it? He got busted whacking to porn at an XXX movie house.
virginia says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE PEE WEE HERMAN

First
sophie says – reply to this

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puke
Ryan Secret says – reply to this

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Mariah is still NO 1 on HOT 100!!! SUCK THAT PEREZ!
cat says – reply to this

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ew
c-dawg says – reply to this

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first! eww that is sooo gross, what is this world coming to
summer says – reply to this

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It it just me or does he look like PeeWee Herman?
So frankly, looking like that I'm not surprised!
cory says – reply to this

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First!!! Finally
erick says – reply to this

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P-NASTY PEREZ U SEEM TO BE SO INTERESTED IN GUYS WHO MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC ARE YOU TRYING TO PROJECT YOUR INSECURITIES ON TO OTHERS.
;)
CORY says – reply to this

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looks like pee-wee herman
asf says – reply to this

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frist!
keira n says – reply to this

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first
Nick says – reply to this

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isn't the whole pee wee getting caught in the act starting to be a little old
rubido says – reply to this

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The picture is of Paul Rubens, aka Pee Wee Herman. I know he was once caught in theater watching an X rated movie, but is this the same Edward Boyt? Get your facts straight!!!!!
really? says – reply to this

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what the hell is with all these pervs?
emmy says – reply to this

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i thought that was pee wee herman at first
rachael says – reply to this

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peewee herman!!
spoo says – reply to this

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first
Nena says – reply to this

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nigguuuuh, hollah
J says – reply to this

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is that Pee Wee Herman?
jennnnn says – reply to this

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6th!?!?!
and ewww not again!!!
Joe PLay says – reply to this

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Damn i thought that was Pee Wee Herman

fucc being first
jorge says – reply to this

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god I thought it was peewee herman allover again
sparks says – reply to this

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Ever heard of self control?? What the hell is the matter with people??
memikeyounot says – reply to this

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I usually laugh outloud at your stuff, Perez, but using Paul Rubens as a header to this article is really tacky.
kelly says – reply to this

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FIRST!
laura says – reply to this

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JESUS! THIS HAPPENED AT MY WORK LAST WEEK!!
i work at westshore mall in tampa and some weirdo was jacking off in the parking lot when my coworker was on her break..
wtf
Elen says – reply to this

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Books-A-Million is a creepy store. I got followed around by a weirdo touching himself in the one in Cincinnati last year.
jorge says – reply to this

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wait that is peewee herman, why put his picture up when it wasn't him…
erika says – reply to this

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what is wrong with these men?! do they not know the concept of privacy… or being sane at that? disgustinggg
gross says – reply to this

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its also not okay to masturbate in adult book stores…
My Name is Gus, And I Need A Cell "Mate", If You Know What I Mean says – reply to this

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Me sees another tender young booty coming my way. Heheheheheh.
mafme says – reply to this

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No shit it looks like Pee Wee? No fucking shit? You guys are goddamned brilliant!
anonymous says – reply to this

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There is no sense of modesty or decency in society any more. This is just sick.
MARGEE says – reply to this

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woahhh doesn't that look like PEE WEE HERMAN?? google HIM!!!
same person says – reply to this

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oops everyone has been sayin that…
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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Perez why don't you put your picture on this post? Masturbating is something I'm sure your are very familiar with.
Euromongrel says – reply to this

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Hey, leave Peewee out of this- he was at a XXX porn theater. That's what they do there.
harborman says – reply to this

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Why blame peewee you suck take him off asshole
HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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MAN YOU BEAT OFF IN THE REFRIGERATED ISLE OF RALPHS
WHEN YOU SEE THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!
LEAVE PEE WEE ALONE says – reply to this

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LEAVE PEE WEE ALONE. He was at a XXX theatre! I've seen worse at bar room toilets!
ding dong says – reply to this

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omg! I was at that bookstore and I saw a man pull out a toothpick. I was like wtf??/what is that tiny thing???
thegirlnextdoor says – reply to this

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guys do that all the time to girls, but its soo disturbing most girls dont say anything- happened to me atleast 3x-
the first was when i was 5 running back to the car in a parking lot to get my doll, as my mom watched from a cars length away, and an older man opened the sliding van door next to my car, of course i didnt understand what he was doing until years later, but, i knew it was bad, and i can not forget his eyes staring at me, in a way that made me scared, i ran back to my mom without saying a word and just staring at the ground so she wouldnt notice anything was wrong.
MichelleNotShocked says – reply to this

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Why is everyone surprised? A lot of women I know have had some guy pull it out in some public place and start yanking it in front of them. Happened to me on the subway.
Aimée says – reply to this

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You know, when you think about it, it's really not that bad after all.
I mean if you don't like it you can leave the store or look away, how hard is that? I am getting turned on just thinking about this. *pets love button*
That's just nasty says – reply to this

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There should be a stiff (ha ha ha) penalty for doing this. They are squirting their bodily fluids around and who knows what diseases they have. ewwwwwwwwwww
jon says – reply to this

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OMG is that PeeWee Herman!!!!!
bee shegz says – reply to this

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uhm ew?!??!?!
YOYO says – reply to this

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Get with it guys… That IS a photo of PeeWee! Perez just used it to illustrate what a perv looks like. Duh
Kim says – reply to this

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That is funny, this is where I live, how sad!!!
Jonathan says – reply to this

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Why the fuck are you hating on Pee Wee? If you want to do something constructive, why don't you out your piece of shit, closet case, Miami butt buddy Matt Drudge? Paul Reubens never did anything but jerk off in an x-rated theater. You are a douchenozzle, Mary-o.
tyh says – reply to this

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Re: LEAVE PEE WEE ALONE – and Paul was busted like 100 years ago!!! Why the pic of PR Perez???
Lucy says – reply to this

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Jeez, leave Pee-wee alone! Is it really necessary to keep dragging him into these sorts of stories?
Rachel says – reply to this

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i appreciate u referring to her as a victim, because that is what she is.
abbizmal says – reply to this

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I thought that was Pee Wee Herman, too. Look just like him. Maybe he gave the cops a fake name.
Beachy says – reply to this

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How sick is that? Dude needs to go to prison and be somebody's bitch.
cuntessa delmara says – reply to this

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I hate it when a guy masturbates when i am trying to watch a movie. it gets all in my popcorn and shit. I dont need the extra calories
wutwudlindsaydo says – reply to this

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I think this happens way more than people know. I used to work at a trashy clothes store, (G&G, RAVE, DEB whatever they call it where you live) and we would see weird guys in the store, but it would be super busy so no one would actually catch him in the act but, we would find the evidence all over the clothes. I think this kind of stuff is just making the news more for some reason.
fd says – reply to this

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Re: Jonathan – and he's probably not the only one who was yanking it there that day…..He was just the only famous one!!!
heather says – reply to this

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that was here in Monroe la…it was books a million
Bailey says – reply to this

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Perez is an A*hole. Go ahead and post stories about morons jacking off in public..but WHY show a pic of Paul Reubens/PeeWee Herman when the man hasn't done anything immoral in years! I'm sure Perez has done FAR worse since PeeWee has! FU Perez! A*Hole!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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this is a result of parenting and our society these people all were taught instant gratification noone knows how to wait for anything anymore. nor does anyone appreciate anything. This world is going to shit and noone is intelligent enough to even notice!!!! watch the movie "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson it is a fine depiction of what life is going to be like if we keep on babying our children and "not wanting to hurt their feelings" LIFE SUCKS GET A HELMET!!!! and prepare your children for disappointment!!!!!
boothe says – reply to this

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What the fuck is wrong with people? I swear this world we live in is getting scarier and scarier. People are out of their fucking minds.
leila says – reply to this

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Why so many stories on guys caught masturbating in public? It's not really of any interest to most people. What's the fixation, Perez?
sweetchuckd says – reply to this

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DETENTIONSLIP.ORG!!! DETENTIONSLIP.ORG!!! It's got tons of stories like this…put from our public schools!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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THAT IS SO FUZZING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAS HE WACKING OFF TO A GIRL OR A GUY. IF IT WAS A GIRL I'LL BE OFFENDED BECAUSE I WANT TO PROTECT MY LITTLE LAMBS….BUT IF IT'S A HOT GUY WHO WAS FLAUNTING HIMSELF HOW WAS THIS GUY SUPPOSED TO HELP HIMSELF? TEE HEE. I'M BEING NAUGHTY.
gared says – reply to this

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71st!!!!!
cuntessa delmar says – reply to this

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i wasnt finished. anyway…pee wee is aptly named as his mantool is teeny tiny. if he did play with it in the theatre it probably wasnt filmed in cinemascope. it would be a tiny blip on the radar
alwaysclassy says – reply to this

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LMAO I was just thinking how fucked up it is that the guy looks like PeeWee… good to know it actually is him!
bre_bay_bay says – reply to this

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crap.Im from louisiana.Iguess i have to watch out for those kinda guys in bookstores…
Josh says – reply to this

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Come on, Perez. Why use a picture of Paul Reubens? Let the man move on without you drumming up his past.
philistine says – reply to this

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happened a few times at my bookstore, unfortunately once in the children's section. i have to say, the pic of paul rubens was totally unjustified. he was caught autoeroticizing in a perfectly legitimate porn theater like decent people.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? MY NAUGHTY COMMENT ABOVE WAS #69. TEE TO THE HEE! I DIDN'T EVEN PLAN THAT. I'M QUITE CLEVER.
When I look at stranger I touch myself says – reply to this

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What the hell is wrong with men damn control yourself. Has any women been caught masturbating in public yet? Or is it just sick men?
pumpkin says – reply to this

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Very strange stuff indeed, yes indeed.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I WAS HOPING IT WAS PAUL REUBENS AGAIN!! THAT'D BE QUITE A GAS!!
LEAVE PEE-WEE ALONE! says – reply to this

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That's not fair! Pee-Weee was in a porn theatre!!! Why equate him with pervs whacking off in "family" places?
Not nice! Tsk tsk!
janelle says – reply to this

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this dude looks like pee wee herman!
Kathryn says – reply to this

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This happens all the time. A quick survey of my friends revealed an average of THREE incidents like this in each of our lives. I was 'masturbated at' in a bar while having lunch with girlfriends, in a park while waiting for a friend (he sat down next to me and just whipped it out) and in the street twice - once he was walking and wanking simultaneously. Young women encounter this kind of behaviour all too frequently. Keep it in your pants boys! We don't want to see it!!!!
JIMMYD says – reply to this

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NOTHING LIKE LOOKING AT FIELD AND STREAM MAGAZINE THAT MAKES YOU PULL YOUR COCK OUT AND UNLOAD THE GOODS
Kelley says – reply to this

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ewww
Lula says – reply to this

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The guy in the picture looks over 40. The guy Boyte can go mastubate in jail!
truth says – reply to this

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why are you showing Paul Rubens? He did not pull it out at lets say barn and noble,
Ivana Jercough says – reply to this

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Paul Reuben was jerking off in an xRated theater and was not really violating a social norm despite what the law did to his career.

The bookstore person is not exactly analogous to PeeWee.

And you are being slightly defamatory by putting Paul's picture with this non-story story.

I still love you Perez and would love to mutually masturbate with you if you are ever in Washington, DC
Stuff says – reply to this

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Why is Paul Reubens face on this post? He really doesn't need everyone thinking he got caught AGAIN. At least he was in a XXX movie theater where it doesn't seem completely unreasonable.
Babette Bombshell says – reply to this

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Who says literacy can't be fun?
sjd says – reply to this

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Re: cuntessa delmara – ummmmmmmm…..it's PROTEIN!!!
no lie says – reply to this

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Some due masturbated on the subway train I was on (Boston). I should have reported him, but I just got off the train instead.

scumbags.
robYn says – reply to this

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yeah, isn't that PEE WEE HERMAN??!!?
ERICA says – reply to this

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HE Looks that Pee Wee Herman Guy!
tdonk says – reply to this

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"Idiocracy" is looking more like a reality….
mike says – reply to this

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i was jacking in the same bookstore– oops
lisa kitt says – reply to this

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LEAVE PEEWEE ALONE
dee says – reply to this

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PEREZ, you are cruel. Why put Paul Reubens picture there?
azprincess says – reply to this

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Is that pee-wee herman!??!?!?
libraryladie says – reply to this

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I'm a librarian and I'm so not surprised by this - the library and bookstores (which are now interchangeable in the public's mind) are THE place for public masturbators. I've busted them in the main reading room at the public PCs numerous times. We used to call the public library the Free Public Porn Palace.
elton and the clintons says – reply to this

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Clinton at an Elton John concert raising money in NY? Now that's gonna win some PA votes.
Susan says – reply to this

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I dare someone to do that to me. I will whack that shit for them…with a bat.

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