Another One Caught In The Act
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True
There is no end in sight for the epidemic!
A man in Louisiana has been arrested for masturbating while at a local bookstore.
Edward D. Boyte, a 29 year old from LA, was apprehended this weekend for masturbating while browsing the store.
Boyte is accused of pulling out his genitals while shopping at Books-A-Million. He then reportedly started to masturbate in front of a customer.
That's not an adult bookstore!
When later questioned by police as to his actions, Boyte stated he was sexually aroused by looking at the victim and that he then had the urge to masturbate and proceeded to do so.
Boyte can be facing some jail time if convicted. He could be looking at a fine of up to $2.5k, or can face imprisonment for up to three years.
He can do lots of masturbating in jail!
Some of you are so stupid. THAT IS PAUL REUBENS IN THE PICTURE! NOT THE GUY IN THE NEWS STORY!
What people don't realize is that the bookstore this happened at is in the not-so-great city of Monroe….this place isn't exactly known for it's moralistic people. Unfortunately, I was at this same books-a-million when this happened only about an hour beforehand. I'm glad it was not me that this sicko wacked off in front of. I probably would have hurt him and THEN called the cops.
my home town…lovely
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What a rush!
Pee Wee 4 president!!!!!!!!
And he is NOT sorry that he took the money! Starring the hamburgerman in Cheech and Chongs Nice Dreams
Yes, Pee Wee ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God that bloke looks like Pee Wee Herman…….
What he did was absolutely disgusting, and he should face some sort of punishment. But this is what I don't understand, and I know we are dealing with more than one country here, But why is it that this man could face jail time, and the creep that had a baby with his biological daughter essentially living as man and wife while bringing up her two other children, they were given probation and "promised" not to have sex anymore. WTF???
Edward D. Boyte, 29, 11743 Louisiana 585, Oak Grove, Louisiana. According to police reports, Boyte is accused of pulling his genitals out while shopping at Books-A-Million on Lamy Lane, in the city of Monroe, Louisiana. Monroe is situated in the northcentral/northeast region of Louisiana in Ouachita Parish. He was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. No bond has been set.
Re: libraryladie – What kind of library are you running, lady? What kind of "periodicals" are on your subscription list?
I love Pee Wee! Why ru being mean to him?????
Who said we didnt evolve from MONKEYS.??????…..they masterbate all day long…..
I think we should all do it; eeeehhhhyyy why not.
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Paul Rubens looks disturbingly like Ashley Tisdale.
Can't a guy just air out his cock and balls anymore, and make it spit, without catching so much flack? A girl waves her hairy stink-hole around in Hollywood—and she's a star…!!!
but its just fine for georgey mikal to produce knuckle children anywhere he wants
I don't know about these other nasty asses…but Pee Wee had EVERY right to jerk off where he was!! Otherwise..what is the point to going to an adult movie?? To actually watch it?? Get off him!!!
MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Mariah Schmariah – *
MANdonna is an ugly overrated american hater whore!!!!
Icon my ass………….
You are spending way too much time googling public masturbation. Are you thinking about it?
He looks like Pee Wee Herman.
at least paul reubens did it in an adult store
This seriously happens all the time, its not just the couple times that you have posted here
I used to work in the mall and I always heard about stuff like this. and now I live in an all girls dorm and guys have been caught out in our parking lot.
And btw Perez, I'm getting bored of reading about guys jerking off in public.
What's Britney up to?
I'm so lucky! My vagina was chosen, by lottery, to be the sacred vessel of this perv's cum. I contained it, fermented it, boiled broccoli in it, and had my mayor drink it though a straw. And finally, after nine month's stew-cooking, Ashley Dupre and Elliot Spitzer were born: Twins!
This guy is so pervilicious! I sucked his dick in the slammer just days ago while he was visiting his boyfriend.
agree with comment #3… why are you dragging Paul Rubens into this?? that is really wrong of you, Perez. there's a big difference between doing what people do in XXX porn houses and inflicting yourself on another and/or others in public. well i'm sure your smart enough to know that so what's up with your trashing Pee Wee? he's suffered enough over that incident? You got a vendetta or something or do you just enjoy dragging people thru the mud just for the hell of it?
hello?!?!?! he looks like peewee herman!
Leave Pee Wee alone!!!
ooooooo!!!naughty naughty!!!!!
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how many man have been doing this over the past few months? keep it in the pants, how hard is that? then again they're men, who only think with their dick.
Not in Louisiana he won't . That's considered self mutilation in the penal system there… BIG Bozo NoNo!
peewee now bush???
peewee now bush????
Bush shootin a bird…how dignified of the phoney christofascist. He must be looking at the US Constitution so he's telling it, "fuck yew", as evidenced by his actions over the past seven VERY REGRETTABLE years.
VOTE FOR ANY DEMOCRAT, OR CONDEMN US TO MORE POVERTY, MORE WAR
take the bush picture off please. You don't make friends by offending everyone.
Perez, why u are so obssesed with those news? I think you get horney when u write about it and also masturbate when u are posting this.
Men are sick fucking pigs (except the gays lol)!!! Don't we know this already? Give him LIFE! The person he did it to I'm sure will remember for life! That's is just as bad as rape!
Love the pic!! hahaha
why did you change the photo, you masturbating prick?
why a photo shop of Bush?? I'm all about the silly, but that's stupid.
Re: RichiePooDeNashVegas – I don't live in poverty, neither do you if you're online, you idiot.
That picture of Bush sums up exactly what he has done to this country over the past 7 1/2 years. Shameful!
hahahahaha omg that happened at the gastonia, nc books a million as well!!!
thats hilarious. I worked there for a yr and a few months and that happened a handful of times.
sick and crazy fu*ks…
Geeezzzzz Take the Bush pic down!!!!!!!! Clearly photoshopped not cool at all!
Masturbate in jail Perez?????? You mean while someone is making him their wife. What a porn scene that would make, then some other sicko can masturbate to that.hahaha Masturbation it makes the world go round.
wow you are going to get suied for this picture.
THAT FINGER IS FOR YOU BITCH (PREZ), THIS PIC IS MUCH BETTER THAT THE ONE YOU HAD EARLIER, BET YA WOULD LIKE THE JIZ ON YOUR FACE PREZ
Re: hh – Madonna IS MADONNA …!!! Mariah Scmariah is just …well…just Mariah.
Holy moly, where in Louisiana did this happen?
It is kind of funy this sort of thing is just starting to get coverage. I personally have seen 4 different people masturbate in public. I was on a vaction in Barcelona and on a tour of the old olympic grounds. We saw 3 separate individulas, in different areas. It happened so fast we were still talking about the last one when we would come across another. I think we saw all 3 in under 30 mins. It must have been "the" place everyone goes to masturbate, but no one told us. Two fled from the bushes, pants down as our group approached, one loved the attention and came out to show off. Then the same week some random guy on the city street, I think in front of a shoe store, whic was why I was looking that way. It was rather weird but more comical than anything. I don't think I even considered calling the police over it. We all just had a good laugh. It is worth noting at first glance I thought the one on the street was a musican holding a small drum in front of his body. My friends had a good laugh at me for my stupidity. My advice, is to stay out of the line of fire and point and laugh. Am I wrong for not taking offence? Really they are just people trying to get attention in the wrong way. Pity comes to mind not being offended.
I'm sure you hate "W"'s guts. But here's the thing - like him or not he's the President of the United States. It's amazing that you clearly have no respect for the office. I'm completely appalled. I don't know why this is bugging me SO much - I'm not a big fan of his either… but no wonder the world hates us - we don't have any respect for our traditions, our own leaders, or ourselves.
PMSL - you yanks are freaks.
AMERICANS ARE SO CLASSLESS.
How the hell did you get this picture? This is Priceless.
this is called photoshop you retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to work at a Books-A-Million, and we had a masturbater! A few actually, but I only knew definitely of one…definitley b/c one day I was organizing books in the Sports section, and heard someone grunting behind me, only to turn around and find him looking right at me, with his hand in his 'pocket', going at it! Grossest experience of my life.
is there a plague?
I live in monroe where it happened. he's just from a little town called oak grove which is 30 min away. what's even worse is last year we had a man get caught fucking a pig. wow. i'm real proud. he was caught when his sister heard the squeals. good ole louisiana makin me proud
"Boyte stated he was sexually aroused by looking at the victim"
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Victim? What the hell are you talking about you moron?
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And Perez, what the fuck does this have to do with celebrity gossip? Just because you want to write about men jerking off doesn't mean we should have to read about this shit. Go write a gay porn novel, you know it's just a matter of time anyways, and then perhaps you'll stop posting this stupid bullshit on your site.
I DONT GET IT… SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THIS PICTURE ISN'T ABOUT AMERICA'S PRESIDENT GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER TO WHOEVER?! Seriously gossip shit has gone way to far and beyooooond….
freud would have a field day.
Perez you sweet hunk of man flesh that makes me want to kiss you,
Thank you for getting the picture right. See you in Washington ?
Love,
Ivana Jercough ( with you Perez)
books a million cum a little
So uh, what does this have to do with Bush?
Can't all of these jackasses just go buy a hooker or something? Seriously, I'm scared to go shopping now.
what is wrong with these people? fucking gross
ok i can't help but think this is like an extreme like reality show prank to the world. i mean… HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE DOING THIS? what did they all get together via some forum and start this shit? hahah….
You are REALLY pissing me off, Perez…why the HELL do you have a pic of our President on here? You are truly proving yourself to be a low, pathetic piece of scum…stop it…
HA. lol @ that pic
Why the hell would we pay $50,000/yr. to throw someone in the slammer for masturbating?? How ’bout public service, e.g., being forced to masturbate others?
Quick, Mario…get his name and phone number…if he'll do that, he'll do anyone!lol
Re: emmy – it IS pee wee herman
Very rude behavior true, but fines and imprisonment for this? Thats BS. How about the "victim" walks away and deosnt look? Less government equals better governent. Grow UP! to all the so called victims in this country.
Re: Bella – Why are you upset, you fucking cunt. Your President is sending YOU a personal message. Enjoy it. It is exactly what he thinks of goddamned ass-licking sheep like you who give their blind loyalty to him. You are a stupid, brain-dead cretin.
If I caught someone doing that in front of me in a public place I would yank on their genitals as hard as I could while pinching them and calling for police! Then I would kick him in the groin. He would be thankful the police where called otherwise I would cut off his parts and stick them in a blender!
wait a minute….who cares about this pervert jerkin off….is that picture of BUSH for real?????? or is that some good photo shop??? please tell me that monkey boy isn't really flippin the bird..the guy is already a disgrace to the human species.
I live in the area of this crime…some friends of mine are from the same town as this man and know his family. They said the man is "not right in the head"…"somewhat retarded"….and if that is the case, it is probably in bad taste to leave it up on the site…I'm sure the family is suffering enough. This was not the actions of a normal "pervert"…if there is such a thing.
EW!There are some sick,f-ed up people in the world!
Hey Perezito,
You def need to do some massive googling on groups for public masturbation. It's like a pandemic! Maybe all this P.D.W. (public display of wang) has to do with some initiation into a group?
SEE A PERV, MASTURBATING IN A BOOK STORE?
GET THE BIGGEST THICKEST HARD BACK BOOK YOU CAN FIND AND CHASE THE PERV. SNAP THAT BOOK AT HIS DICK. SEE IT SHRIVEL.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO SHOULD IT HAPPEN IN A KNIFE STORE
So many people are doing it, maybe it should be considered normal behavior.
PEREZ!!!! YES I'M YELLING!!!! TAKE DOWN THIS PIC OF BUSH!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
HE'S NOT THE ONE WITH HIS WILLIE OUT! NOT NICE. NO MATTER WHAT YOUR P O L I T I C S.
THAT'S RIGHT PREZ BUSH, GIVE THE FINGER TO ALL THE DEMOCRATIC ASSHOLES!!!!!!!! REPUBLICANS RULE
What's wrong with your people?
LOVE the bush pic much better than Paul!!
oh please.. this stuff has been happening for decades but just now it's newsworthy due to the media attention surrounding the newport cases?? come on now! there are sickos in the world= nothing new!!
That's so wrong. Does he like football? He may go into jail as a tight end and come out a wide receiver. He'll deserve it anyway.
I think males are much more gross in public than females….I had a guy pulling on his exposed weiner right on the bus seat beside me. We have a guy downtown who likes to crap in the decorative plant pots….just the tip of the iceberg but there isn't enough room here…….
This isn't something new! When I was in college there were stories in the student newspaper at least a few times a month about random people masturbating in various parts of the library! The student newspaper even had a nickname for one particular person who did it several times before getting caught.
Dude this was in my freaking hometown. I was home from school that weekend and my mom told me about it because she and a friend were studying there for their medical coding exam and her friend went to the bathroom and there was all this commotion because he was back there exposing his shit to everyone.
seriously though - the world is become insane right
Now you have it Perez! An appropriate photo to coincide with this perv story. Makes me proud to be an american seeing our commander in chief acting in a respectful and classy manner. What a douche! Get the fuck out of the White House asshole.
I don't understand…do it at home. How dumb will he feel in jail? They will love a lil freak like him though.
this picture really says it all, doesn't it.
THE CORRECT ABBREVIATION FOR LOUISIANA IS La, not LA. GET IT TOGETHER
Didn't this fool ever hear about the right to remain silent? Now watch him plead "not guilty." These days bookstores aren't even safe…
SO WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THE PICTURE OF GEORGE BUSH THAT WAS PHOTO SHOPPED. I FEEL THAT WAS UNNECESSARY.
Roaslin Coward once said in front of an audience at the Communist University in the early 1880's, "…IN OUR CULTURE MALE AROUSAL IS A REAL SOCIAL PROBLEM!"
She was so right even over a century ago….
Perez - it is not an epidemic. I'm sure it's been happening all along, you just choose to report it. The more you report it, the more people think it's a growing epidemic. Quit hyping it up - don't give these people the time of day.