Another One Caught In The Act
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True
There is no end in sight for the epidemic!
A man in Louisiana has been arrested for masturbating while at a local bookstore.
Edward D. Boyte, a 29 year old from LA, was apprehended this weekend for masturbating while browsing the store.
Boyte is accused of pulling out his genitals while shopping at Books-A-Million. He then reportedly started to masturbate in front of a customer.
That's not an adult bookstore!
When later questioned by police as to his actions, Boyte stated he was sexually aroused by looking at the victim and that he then had the urge to masturbate and proceeded to do so.
Boyte can be facing some jail time if convicted. He could be looking at a fine of up to $2.5k, or can face imprisonment for up to three years.
He can do lots of masturbating in jail!
What I wonder is how these guys get caught? Most wouldn't stick around and wait for the police to arrive.
Motherfucker, motherfucker. This is some bullshit. Women can't even buy a fucking book without some motherfucker jerking off on them now. Fuck the patriarchy!
Thanks for keeping me up-to-date on all the latest public-masterbation news!!
Love,
Starked.com
I cant beleive this! i live right by that books a million and i didnt even know anything about this shit. so crazy
Boyte can get plenty of action at the county jail!
Here's to hoping he drops the soap (a lot)!
I think you should really stop to speak of those stories, it's maybe why it's getting popular… It's like a new drug, a new way of getting a celebrity and you're like encouraging it…
If I waz a vigilante…I would kill every child perv out there. They don't dezerve the food they eat. screw them…a quick thank you to G.W. and the state of Texas..4 busting those creeps and saving those 400 children…gotta luv u for that.
looks like george bush!! ew
these aren't men they're monkeys