Perez Is Going To Washington!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Politik > Lauren Conrad
Watch out D.C., Perezelle is coming to town!
We are thrilled to announce that the Queen of All Media is going to the White House Correspondent's Dinner on April 26th.
The awesome folks at the Bloomberg Network were kind enough to invite P-Nasty as their guest.
Life & Style has all the details about out upcoming D.C. trip. Pick up the mag for all the juice, plus find out what we said about The Hills star Lauren Conrad, who is also a Bloomberg guest and supposed to be seated at our table!
Posted: April 10, 2008 at 12:11 am




we ALL know') OLDonna's suck's but he likes her…… well, MARIAH STILL ON TOP THIS WEEK….got her new album yesterday here in Amsterdam…..sOoo HOT…. and the dLuX edit. so nice, with a LOVELY MC cover 4 the i pod classic ..luv it..
I'm happy for you, but while you're there, be a little respectful. Even if you don't like the "person" of the President, please hold your tongue out of deference to the "office" of the President…
Re: BRUJA – And to Bruja (witch you definitely are…), how dare you even recommend that. You fucking inconsiderate irresponsible moron…don't you ever ask for something like that to be done anywhere near my name…fool…
That is the reason why America is a MESS. American government and THE PEOPLE it serves are focused on GARBAGE.
Re: BRUJA –
**you are a moron** it's spelled PUNCH
Re: Bella –
You are exactly right !!
I'd so be your date! I live in the area so if you need a guide!
For God's sake, keep your mouth shut while you're there Perez. Nothing worse than some wanna be famous, uneducated, schmuck thinking he knows what he's talking about. It could end your very short 15 minutes…
Tracy, you so are reflexively unoriginal and idiotic.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!i live in D.C.!!!! ahhhhhhh!!! YO QUIERO CONOCER A PEREZ!!!!
you are not the queen of all media
dont get big-headed
Re: YVETTE –
Or if you keep repeating the same lie over again, it will become "true" no matter what wingnut side you are on.
This two party bickering is retarded. And so is the people who do it That and the xenophobic OMG American is teh great Satan!11
People do it to feel better about the place they live in.
It even happens within the US. You are not the dirt you live above.
CUSS BUSH OUT!!!
YEAH PEREZ!!
u are cuban scumb how can u be proud about telling something to george bush ?? at least hes white trash u are worst leftovers from some third world country
Re: Shan – If that's America to you, you sure don't know us. Keep your comments to what you do know about. K?
wow you probably have no clue what a recession even is. your probably just saying that because you heard it somewhere.
please stop getting involved with politics when you have no clue whats going on.
Please watch Colbert's WH Correspondent Dinner speech for inspiration, Perez! Haha I love all the people criticizing you about calling the current economic situation a recession, like you don't know about economics. Hey boneheads, Greenspan called it a recession, too, you think you know more about economics than that guy does? If so, you're delusional.
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I can't *wait* to see your outfit.
I love the way people think that the CURRENT president "GETS US INTO STUFF"…..IGNORANT people don't understand that the former president CLINTON is the one that made the changes that got us into a recession. The bills that the Presidents sign when in office take between 8 to 10 years to come into effect. You sound like BUMBLING IDIOTS when you blame the current president for shit like that. DUMB! If you don't understand politics, don't make comments about it!
You know what they say about not wanting to be a member of a club that would have you don't you Perez?
I know you are watching what you eat lately, but you have to go to Harry's for an AWESOME burger..They are on E Street, NW between 11th and 12th..
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Hey Perez - I live in DC and know you will have a blast while you're here! Go to the Duplex Diner at 18th & U for dinner and drinks - lots of men and lots of fun! And they have a bathroom dedicated to Madonna - covered in pictures from her whole career - you will die!! Then try Cobalt on 17th after dinner for more drinks and dancing. The upstairs bartenders are always shirtless and they are HOT.
What were they thinking?? What do you have to do with politics? Stick with what you're good at & are informed about.
Tell us where you're going out while you're here! My friends and I need pictures with Perez!
you MUST MUST do appearances at bars or clubs or something when you are in town! your dc fans need some love too!
I cant believe you are now pimping out Life and Style.
Sweet!I live right near DC!Maybe I'll see you!;)
Please tell me you're having an event whilst here in DC…your DC readers want to party with you!
Cool. That IS a big deal. Now, remember Perez. No blue hair or pink suits. You are a Mogul in the Making. You are no Mike Bloomberg…but then who is! So you gotta be cool and then they will ask you back. This is a great opportunity to observe some animals in their natural habitat…politicians. It is supposed to be an event that is "off the record" that means what happens there stays there. But you were invited for a reason. So you can come back and tell us EVERYTHING…and stay out of the Men's Room. I don't wanna read bout you as a news item…
I cannot believe how stupid some people are. This dinner does NOT take place at the White House. It takes place at a Convention Center or a Hotel banquet facility. Sheesh. It is called White House Correspondents' Dinner, because that's who does it. There are reporters who are assigned to cover the White House. OK? They are "White House Correspondents." Got it now? Stephen Colbert was an MC for it once and he really got Bush pissed off. Lewis Black did it once, too. They have comedy skits and joke and tease one another, like those Hollywood Roasts when comedians get together to joke about one another. Only here it is reporters and politicians picking on one another for fun. The big news organizations buy tables and invite guests to their table for the dinner. That is how Perez got to go.
Perez,
Get your facts straight before you go accusing Bush of pushing us into a recession. I'll be the first to admit that he was a sh*ttty President, but economically speaking, you can blame your man Clinton and his administration for the mess we're in now…Pick up an Econ book and read about some monetary and fiscal policy SON!
D
Hey Perez, maybe you can expose some of these dirty politicians. Dig hard enough I'm sure you'd make the headlines. Maybe interview Larry (dirt bag) Sinclair, get the scoop. How cool would it be for you to break a big huge story in D.C. And if you see someone living well above their means, then check out why… gosh you have a cool job.
I've never known anyone any less insecure as you. You cry out for help. You need it desperately.
For someone who's suppose to be posting about Celebs, you sure do post a lot of stuff about yourself!!! I almost never come to this site b/c it's all about Perez. YOU ARE NOT A CELEB no matter how much you try!!!
Re: B –
Money IS being poured into the economy…everyone is getting themselves a check sometime after May.
I liked reading this website a whole lot more before I knew what Perez looked like and sounded like. Not likable.
alert all the "all you can eat" buffets, Mario is coming to town.
I recommend that you don't open your mouth, Mario. That little comment at the top of the magazine article that you have so proudly displayed up above shows that you are an ignoramus of the highest order. There are many variables to a recession - it's all combined into the perfect storm and Bush is the convenient scapegoat. I'll give you a couple of clues though Fat Boy: millions of Americans spending money they don't have on credit cards and now are having problems making even the minimum payments each month AND a housing market that fell victim to the same thing. It's really not Bush's fault that the USA is a nation of spenders and NOT SAVERS. Asshole. Please just keep your trap shut or do your research. Your day job is drawing cum on celebretards pics …. so …….. shut your fly catcher for once.
Re: Perez wannabe.. –
I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Hey Perez
While your up in WA can you find out for us if this is true???????????????????
http://larrysinclair0926.wordpress.com/category/politics-and-news/
Re: Tracy – Re: Tracy – SO WHAT YA'LL ON PEREZ PAYROLL NOW…OOOOOOOOOOO…MAYBE HIS PUBLICIST…GOT U..MY BAD…AM A NAUGHTY GIRL…NOW MY MAN IS GOIN TO SPANK ME!!
Oh, please do keep saying that "recession" bit when you go. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you start talking politics — I'm sure the looks on the faces on all of the actual politically-educated will be priceless, to say the least.
PS: We're not in a recession. Don't believe me? Look up the definition of "recession", and then actually do your research.
Wow, Perez, I thought you were smarter than that.
The President has nothing to do with the state of the economy, in fact, with the refund checks, he is trying to slow down the recession. It's the natural cycle of the economy… anyone in business will tell you that.
Because it's President Bush's fault for the recession…. not. Take a damn economics class and learn what it is! Also learn that gas prices go up because of inflation… follow me on this one… inflation causes prices to rise. All prices, including the price of your labor.. i.e. your income! Once you factor this in, gas prices have been much higher in the past. Don't bitch about it if you don't understand it!!
Re: Larry –
but you're a douche bag that has no idea of what you speak of. Go back to some fox blog and spew your nonsense.
Hey Perez, I'm a big fan of your site and I read it every day. I go to school in DC too! So awesome that you're coming! But I've been reading through some of these comments from fan about how Repubs shouldn't read your blog and about how the recession is all Bush's fault. Well, I'm sure that the war didn't help but economic cycles are just that, they just happen. WWII, if anyone remembers, got us out of the Great Depression so it's not like war intrinsically causes recession. Anyway, the point is that people should know what they're talking about before they go spouting off. Your celeb gossip is awesome but stick to it if your knowledge of economics and politics is lagging–only because I don't want you to look dumb!
Re: Bella – JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
JAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAA
cool!!!
I just moved to DC from La, CA this past february….so good to know my peeps for the west comin' out…
wooohoooo!!!
Are you gonna do anything else out here?
Perez, a recession was bound to happen anyway. There will be more too! It's inevitable.
Good job, Perez. Good job for being an idiot. Recessions are caused by dummies who spent more money than they can afford. Clearly, you did not take Economics class in college…did you even go to college?
PEREZ IS GOING TO GET FRANK WITH BARNEY.
THEN TAKE OVER FOR GERRY STUDS TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT
PAGE SITUATION IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT LONG
***I DON'T LIKE BUSH EITHER.**** BUT MY GOD……WOULD IT KILL "celebrities" TO GET A CLUE AS TO HOW THE ECONOMY WORKS?*****
First of all, we're not in a recession. Second of all, it's not President Bush's fault. The economy is based on a large number of factors…one of the small factors being who is actually in the Oval Office. I'm pretty sure there's a large number of Democrats in the House and Senate that have say over this country as well. Why don't you tell them a few things while you're at your dinner. By the way, you hardly have room to talk about how a recession might affect the country with all the money you make - it won't really affect you. And who cares about what Perez and LC think? There are far more intelligent people that can actually learn from and contribute to this dinner
Re: suckit –
you don't have a clue, but keep telling yourself that the economy is in great shape, Bush is a good man, and the occupation of iraq is going great.
Re: Shan – You're totally right!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THE BLOOMBERG NETWORK, INVITING AN IGNORANT, SPITEFUL BEAST LIKE PEREZ TO THE WHITE HOUSE??? Crap like this makes me ashamed of my country, a place where you can simply buy your way into political power and where vapid celebretards like Conrad and Pitt are welcomed to the White House. The only thing I can think of is that they need a few people with the same low IQ as Bush, so he'll have someone to talk to. This is disgusting and gross.
"Perez Hilton files libel lawsuit against fellow gossip blogger. Says his reputation has been ruined by false sex claims"
Re: SarahD – Too late for THAT. Perez looks dumb every day.
Re: great analysis douche bag –
I believe I said none of those things. I did not say the economy is in GREAT shape…I said we are NOT in a recession. I did not say that President Bush is GREAT. I did not say a damn word about Iraq, either. All I'm saying is to get your facts straight before you go spouting off your mouth. The last thing this country needs is another celebrity pretending that they know about politics.
Re: suckit –
but the economy is in a recession, and that you did say.
don't run from your words
Re: B – Actually, no, Bush should NOT be pouring money into the economy - he already did that by allowing interest rates to dip so low that every Tom, Dick and Harry thought they could afford a McMansion and an Xbox in every bathroom. The economy is in trouble because PEOPLE HAVE SPENT WAY MORE THAN THEY MAKE and now they cannot pay their bills. We Americans want everything we see and we want it cheap so we shop at Wal Mart, where everything is made in China. We buy all our products from companies that have sent all the manufacturing and work to other countries and then can't figure out why there aren't as many jobs HERE. Bush may be a nitwit but you can't pin the economic downturn on him and flooding the economy with money so we can continue to spend beyond our means is NOT the answer. And neither is sending moronic people, like Lauren Conrad and Perez Hilton, to the White House for a cozy little chat with the President.
Ugh, the more I read of this the more sad I am for this country that has no concept of economics.
Bush does not cut interest rates. The FEDERAL RESERVE cuts interest rates. Bush APPOINTED the chair of this but he has no further power over him once he's appointed. Congress does however have limited power over the FED.
And just to make it clear, the Fed does not flood the market by PRINTING MONEY. Ron Paul was driving me nuts a few months ago. Look it up, kids. It's really basic econ.
How long are you going to be here for i wish i could take you to Adams Morgan and show you a great time.
Re: idiot – Who's the idiot here? ? Suck It specifically says the economy is NOT in a recession. The media is doing its best to create one, though, by giving uninformed people like Perez Hilton a chance to pretend he's important and to talk a bunch of BS about stuff he clearly knows nothing about. *vomit*
I think my last post didn't go thru so if this is a double, I apologize….
..BUSH DOES NOT CUT INTEREST RATES! The Federal Reserve does! Bush appointed Fed Chair Ben Bernake but other than that has no power over him. Congress does though and they even met with him recently so if you have a problem with low rate and a shitty dollar, blame Bernake and Congress (you can even go so far as to blame former chair Greenspan, because the housing crisis is HIS fault).
So sad that Americans have no understanding of economics.
And they don't flood the market by printing more money either. Hear that Ron Paul Revolutionaries!
Re: FUCKIN IDIOT SHUT THE FUCK UP – THERE ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE INVITED THAT CAN MAYBE ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT.
What the fuck are you mad about and why are you yelling like somebody stole your bike from the playground?
I suppose YOU would be the better choice to say something intelligent?
No doubt- we see all your intelligence sprawled out here on this post like a teenager who just learned to curse. Give some thought to what you're ranting about….why NOT PEREZ?
Perhaps a "gossip guy" and a "gossip girl" were invited because they are representatives of TODAY'S YOUTH. IT IS A GOSSIP CULTURE. The tabloids make more money than REAL NEWS. Blog spots like this get more hits than the Everyone has something to teach and learn. If you had been invited what would you talk about? You're here on the site and posting on the board…so you're a FOLLOWER with the rest of us. Stop with the tantrum already. CAPS don't make you right… just LOUD
Re: Quint –
wow, please remember that you said this a year from now. until then, just keep telling yourself that the downturn, recession, "slow growth" or whatever else you want to call it isn't real.
Re: SarahD – UGH right back at you, honey, because you obviously took basic econ from a 6 year old - no one said he "prints money". Flooding the economy with money means giving tax breaks to big corps, authorizing stupid little 600.00 checks to "stimulate" the economy, signing off on emergency legislation that protects people from losing homes they had no right to buy in the first place (while stiffing the investors who had made money available to lenders to loan), creating "incentives" and easy loans, etc. And, yeah the Chairman of the Fed Reserve cuts rates but WITH THE PRESIDENT'S BLESSING. No one needs a lesson in economics from YOU - you've said everything you need to say about your own intelligence by admitting that you're "big fan" of the 2nd biggest embarrassment of American culture (the first being Ms. Hilton herself).
Re: Quint is an idiot – Dude, you obviously have a limited understanding of basic English. Put down the beer and read the comments you're replying to more carefully. You're getting yourself all worked up over nothing. Poor guy.
Re: SarahD – WTF does Ron Paul have to do with anything? Stop humiliating yourself and think about signing up for some GED classes. And Perez? PLEASE, PLEASE say what's on your mind - I can't wait to see you shove both feet in your mouth.
Okay Perez, you should really think about taking economics because the recession isn't solely Bush's fault (as much as I dislike him). Ever heard of subprimes? Yeah those killed most of the markets, causing the recession. Give me a call if you'd like me to explain it to you as if you were in kindergarten.
Yeah, last time you came to DC you went to the Clarendon Ballroom, which is one of the lamest places in the area. (It's not even in DC — it's in Virginia!) You need to make a trip to the 9:30 Club. That's where all the best live music is.
Welcome sweetie! Welcome to The Swamp. Be careful driving downtown. The ghetto and the government are intertwined. We are the nation's capital but we cannot vote for the presidency. The DC tax office was recently busted for scamming @40 million dollars. The elected officials who work here are freaky pervert bible freaks. The president does not venture any further that the white house. The vice president has a gay daughter, and a black cousin running for president, yet he hates gays and blacks. Welcome to hell on earth.
George Bush is so sexy and hot. I wish he was my boyfriend. I'd love for him to sleep in my bed yummm!
YA …TELL HIM G R E A T JOB….WRECKING THE LIVES OF MILLIONS …
SCREWING OVER THE PUBLIC THROUGH THE OIL COMPANIES, GIVING BILLONS IN TAX BREAKS TO THOSE ROBBERS…YET THE SMITHS AND JONES FAMILIES JUST LOST THEIR JOBS AND HOME TO FORCLOSURE…
GREAT JOB BUSH…
YOU DUMB ASS…
THEIR IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR YOU.
that night you should to to Apex nightclub, the hottest gay club in DC! me and your other fans in DC would really enjoy seeing you there! hit me up and i'd love to party with u!
your biggest fan,
Stace
I can only hope the secret service sees you as a threat and removes you.
Perez, you are getting way to damn fat. …..stop eating junk bro. And shave that nasty scruff on your face… you look like shit!
Can't wait for the postings that will come after THIS trip!
You go Perez!!! Continue to effect change. We need people like you!
Don't go, they'll replace you with a fat robot like they did to Barbara Walters, without the fat part.
TELL THAT FUCKTARD BUSH TO GO TO HELL
Yeah, you were invited there - just like Hepatitis B was invited to attend Kutcher's party. And you'll be just as warmly received. I HOPE.
Why would they invite you??????????????????????????????????????????//
PLEASE DO SOME SORT OF EVENT OR SOMETHING.
I WANT TO SEE YOU!:)
my likes or dislikes for Lauren and Perez aside, shouldn't this be attended by correspondents and influential do-gooders? i always thought of this as a prestigious event, something that i would feel honored to be invited to some day, but now, this event has lost all credibility with me.
what fucking business do you have to be at that dinner? Holy shit this country is becoming a joke when this is happening.
Oh and that quote only shows how little you know about economic policy. Blaming Bush for this 'recession' (it has yet to become a real recession FYI) is as short sighted as blaming Clinton for the recession that happened at the end of his administration.
Pleeeeeeeeese, for God's sake, Perez, use this oppertunity to tell him what a dick wad he is to his face!!!
PULL A STEPHEN COLBERT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Yay! You should come visit me while you're here!
Re: FUCKIN IDIOT SHUT THE FUCK UP – If you don't like what you call slander on this site then go away. Spend the time doing charity work
Re: ass – Sorry, I have never been with him smoking meth. Have you?
Re: Aussie – Thank you
i swear perez, i really do hope you tell that to bush if you meet him! Dont disappoint me
Re: Tracy you are welcome.
On that quote by you, the one concerning the recession. If it wasn't President Bush who got us in one, our next beloved President would have. Clinton did (yes, the recession in 2001 WAS in fact inherited from the Clinton presidency, and was in no way faulted by Bush, it was caused by the crash of the computer industry that was so popular in the late 90's, and well, you want his wifey to become President…)
Recessions are a natural part of the business cycle and will happen every several of years no matter who the President is. I'm not a huge fan of Bush, but I just thought I'd let you know what an ignorant douche that quote makes you sound like to those who know a thing or two about economics.
Stay out of politics and stick to blogging about celebs, thanks.
Re: jaanderson –
Clinton got us into the first recession.
This one was faulted in part by the crash in the housing market, kind of how the last one was caused by the crash in the computer-buisness market.
Aww DC! Make sure to check out Dupont Circle. I'll talk you to lunch!
the fed is responsible for the recession, not bush himself
Come to TOWN, 9th and U and yes, RED ROCKS ROCKS!
Thanks for gettin us into a recession? Did you thank him the other 7 years for the great economy? If you think he has that much power over the economy then you are as dumb as you are gay. Stick to what you know, which isn't much.