For All You Stern Fans
Filed under: Howard Stern
So much drama!!!
What do you make of Artie Lange walking off the show today?????
Do you think he really resigned????
How should Howard handle things??????
So many questions!
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Posted: April 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm




this is so fake.. just a cliffhanger to wind everyone up and keep people waiting for the next week until they come back from vacation
Well let's see of howard finally has the balls to take care of business and finally get rid of the deadwood, or become ballless and take him back like he does with other midgits
ARTIE'S GOTTA DO WHAT ARTIE'S GOTTA DO.
Although Artie's outburst was expected to me, I found the whole thing to be really sad. I LOVE the Stern show and everyone on it. I don't want Artie to leave. He's great for the show and he would be greatly missed. I do think that this incident should not go w/out some serious intervention. Artie needs help. I really wish that he would just wake up and get his shit together.
Bring Back JACKIE THE JOKEMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it's a publicity stunt, bad move.
I just called and canceled Sirius. (So, I guess I'll avoid the announced rate hike when XM and Sirius merge)
I'll be listening via Limewire from here on out.
HOWARD IS THE KING! Who gives a fuck about fat ass Artie! GO HOWARD!!!
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artie needs help. seriously. howard and the crew have been enabling him. and by the way….the stern show rocks… for those losers who don't listen you're missin some awesome stuff. hopefully artie will come back but will be forced to get therapy
Artie said to Howard when he came back in the studio, that he was talking out of anger and he didn't mean what he was saying. Artie has such a good heart, that he hates to say no to anyone. So, he just keeps it all inside of him and then he blows up when he can't take it anymore. Especially, when everyday he's told about his weight. Howard doesn't even know how that hurts someone no matter how they act when hearing it. Unless your the one who is over weight you have no idea how if feels. If your over weight (WE)you know it and don't have to be reminded day after day after day like Howard & Robin do constantly. Howard & Robin just don't know what its like not to be morning people. I go to bed at 3-4:00 a.m. and get up around noon everyday, I've always been like that. I understand how Artie feels. He's done a good job since he joined the show. I really love him on the show and hope he doesn't leave.
Believe it or not, I actually think it was a good move for Artie to leave the country for the weekend….he is so damn fragile, there's NO WAY he'd be able to handle the aftermath of this shit storm.
Re: mmm –
Thanks MMM!!! You Rock & Rule!!!
I needed that, really!!!
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Artie is a misogynist, gay-bashing, hateful asshole, who is also a huge hack. He needs to get his life in order and quit trying to help other people. Asshole. I hope he is gone! And yes, I love Howard.
I LOVE Howard and crew. Today was a sad day in Howard Stern History. Howard was really upset. Get well Art. I hope you come back healthier and more hilarious you baby gorilla.
this was an orchestrated 'fight'. artie will be going to afganistan next week and this is a cover because the USO doesn't want people to know any information about their shows. artie will be back on the show in 2-3 weeks, it'll be explained then.
Artie needs some tough love. I'm so sick and tired of Howard walking on egg shells around Artie. Howard treats Artie like a baby. Howard, let him go. He needs to clean his act up. He's kicking a gift horse in the mouth. How's that for a "thank you", huh? Fat fuck walks off…. You know none of us would remember the name Artie Lang if not for Howard Stern.
PS: Please, God & baby Jesus - get SFN back up! TYIA.
howard is a sell out. the move 2 sirius was supposed to be uncensored radio but they will not replay the show FISHY!! howard is a hypocrite after his divorce he swore he would never marry again (hes now engaged), would make fun of older guys who dated younger women(Beth is nearly 20 yrs younger). the list goes on and on. Artie rocks he will b missed
OHH, Artie, we all love you and you're a funny fuckin bastard, but get it together, MAN!!!+_)(&^$%#$ We all just want you in the studio, crackin jokes, and making us laugh. Don't let shit bother you too much. Life's too fuckin short and we all want you in it. Take a break if you have to, but do some serious thinking about your life. Face yourself–then get on with it. Lighten up a little.
Isnt it funny when people say who cares and Howard sucks just look at all the posts of people who listen to Howard he rules all you haters go fuck yourself howard rules forever……………….
Re: GRANDMA CAPRIO – TOO FUCKIN FUNNY!! ARTIE WOULD LOVE IT. Now where's Wendy…
How's that for a typo? LOL
Artie LangE.
Still - I could give a shit about him. I'm so tired of the drama surrounding him. Goodbye, funny man!
Green, get your color together, you're going to burn out". He's part of the mosaic, man.
Are all you "Belushi/Candy/Farley" referencing bloggers suggesting that if these guys had burned slower the world would have been better off because they lived to 63 (when they died of colon cancer)????
Embrace what the gift of Artie and stop trying to give him an extra 15 years of mediocrity and the horrors of what lies ahead.
WTF is up Artie's Ass? The guy hardly works, gets paid shit loads of money, people love and care about him specially Howard. This guy has some serious anger and other personal issues to sort out of his life. He should go on Biggest Loser, drop 200 lbs., cry and become happy again.
There is no greater show in the world than Howard Stern. Anyone who listens knows damn well this is not created but on the spot happening. Artie lost it again and the only thing worse than that will be if he leaves. Stupid ass Teddy, when they said he should've said he wouldnt go to Amsterdamn and he should tell Artie that he was saving to pay him back instead, he said "no" so the asshole was just asking for a beating. Who the hell gets 2 $8,000. bonuses from their boss?? Anyone?? Anyone?? NO ONE, and Teddy sucks as an assistant, photocopying a passport and leaving the copies all over the place. He got what he deserved.
I love Artie!!! But, Artie needs H E L P!!! Somebody, Puleeze get him into long term re-hab care!!! G-d bless you, Artie…you are loved, now love thyself!!!
Howard will NOT fire Artie, nor will Sirius, my prediction is that Artie will be able to stay on if he wants to, but, I don't think his heart is in the show, anymore. Artie has an aversion to anything and everything that is good for him. He is self-hating and self-destructive…..I hope he doesn't go out like Belushi….
Please don't leave Artie!!
Hi luv
I totally agree about the his-heart-not-in-it anymore thing. It's sad BECAUSE HE REALLY REALLY IS FUCKING HILLARIOUS. I love the Howard Stern show and ARtie just contributes so much…. on his good days that is.
I hope he doesn't leave. I hope he does go to rehab.
Perezito tu tienes mi corazoncito
Re: Geoff – That is the worst Conspiracy Theory yet.
I Love howard Stern!! he is so real and honest and hilarious its honestly the best show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i really hope artie comes back bc its lonely with out him!! i watch the howard ondemand everyday and its the most entertaining show i have ever watch..they talk about real life and he is the BEST INTERVIEWER EVER!!! i love howard!!! and artie!!! if artie did leave he will truly be missed
Suspend him, with the stipulation he really goes to therapy this time. Artie was out of line. First Sal, then high pitch mike and now this. Howard didn't help the situation but who knew it would escalate to that?
hey I love howard and I love Artitie. I heard his asst was going to disclose his salary and thats why he got so peoood. Artie has got a swell gig there at Serius I hope the fat boy doesn't blow it!
Greatest bit ever! Artie should have received a Daytime Emmy for his performance today.
Fuck off and die Artie. You just don't have it anymore. Not that you'll read this as it's ran by a (GASP!) gay man. Artie will die in Amsterdam if he goes. You read it here.
I agree Artie has a big heart and is a good person. But he's in trouble. The first thing he needs to do is lose 100 pounds. He's a handsome guy and there's no reason for him to be so enormous. I do not necessarily believe he needs to remain on the show to save himself. Maybe by leaving the show he will find the time to get his act together.
HOWARD WHO? OH, I REMEMBER, YEARS AGO, WHEN HE WAS RELEVANT, WHERE'S HE BEEN IN THE LAST 10 YRS?
Please, where would he go?????????????????????
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Maybe that hole Robin will be next.
The show wouldn't be the same without Artie
I heard this live on the air.
I need my Stern Fan Network, so I can vent!!
Marks Friggin posted this:
UPDATE 4: On tonight's Superfan Roundtable Steve Langford reported that Artie and Teddy did board their flight to Amsterdam. Artie is in 1st class, Teddy in Economy. Steve said that he was told that they did lock eyes for a moment but didn't exchange any words.
On the wrap up show, a caller said he thought it was a bit. Gary said he normally doesn't swear on the lives of his children, but in this instance he swore on his children what happened with Artie was real.
IM GANNA GET CRAZY ALICE ON HIS ASS SO HELL COME BACK.:(
Today's show was so upseting. I think Artie really lost it… really lost it. I bet he ends up in some type of food rehab or maybe even inpatient counseling. At the end he was so upset with himself. It was so heartbreaking to hear. I love Artie but he's really out of control.
That was so intense. COME BACK ARTIE! I think he'll want to come back, but will they want him??
PEREZ & STERN ARE MY GUILTY PLEASURES!
xoxoxox
Re: GR –
Just because YOU live in a dumpster and don't have Sirus doesn't mean Howard isn't relevant. WTF…like 500 replies to this topic in which nearly EVERYONE knew about it or heard it?!
Howard rules. I hate Artie because he once ate a puppy he got from the North Shore Animal League.
fat fuck on heroin
Obviously many of the people posting here don't really listen to the Stern show. They listen to sound bites on "magazine" shows or read little snipits about the show. From what people say, one of Howard's biggest faults is that he is overly loyal to his friends and co-workers. I don't think this was fake or a publicity stunt, it seemed way too spontaneous to have been scripted.
I will say that Arte needs to get a grip on his life. The Stern show has elevated him to playing bigger venues with his stand-up act and he seems to be burning the candle at both ends. His act is really just a re-hash of what has happened on the air. If you've listened to the show, the act is somewhat boring. WITHOUT the show his popularity will fade and he'll have trouble selling out small venues. I'm SURE Jackie Martling is happy he left the show. Arte will follow him into obscurity if he really DOES leave.
Please Arte, get the help you need and don't meet an early demise like Belushi, Candy and Farley.
And by the way, since when is it a hassle to get satellite radio?? No hassle at all, and well worth the cost of the subscription.
That was terrible. I love Artie and I am very concerned that this will push him over the edge. The show would not be the same without him. The Howard Stern show Howard, Robin, Fred, Artie helped me through the death of two dear family members. I do not know how I would have gotten out of bed everyday without them. Artie shine a light on the show that would not be their if he was gone. F Jackie!
I LOVE Artie!!!! Love Howard too, but he definitely knows how to push Artie's button. He knows Artie has an explosive temper, yet he does this kind of stuff over and over again. I think Artie is an awesome easy going guy, so he gets taken advantage of. He does need to get counceling for his anger issues. Maybe a little time off from the show. But, I think the show would suffer big time without him!!! Howard, don't fire him!! Artie..DON'T QUIT!!!!!!!!!
His assistant is ripping him off! I think everyone missed what he was saying. He has been ripped off from someone he trusted. They need to get rid of Teddy. I hope Artie comes back.
ARTIE adds soo much to the show . I would hate to see him go . He over re-acted today , and i think it was intentional on some level.
he is in self destro mode . It seems as though no one can help him . I hope his family can step up . they are the ony ones that could get through to him
douch bag let him go get back jackie
Im so TICKED OFF! I missed some of it this morning and then I raced home to hear it and they are CENSORING themselves by not doing the replays! OMG!
Artie is on drugs and needs to go to rehab, imo!
artie in amsterdam= herion overdose.
Re: mavis leonard –
You can listen to it on YouTube.
I used to think it was schtick when Jackie wouldn't show & everyone complained. Artie needs to help himself & Howard needs to practice tough love.
How about replacing Artie with Norm McDonald!
I care less about the walk off than NO REPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHERES MY REPLAY?????????REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEEEPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for all the people not listening to Stern, it is the best fucking thing ever! I guess you need to be smarter than the average bear to get Stern's humor. Sirius is the best invention ever, it allows freedom of speech! Fuck the FCC!
how dare u say Howard is overrated!!!!!
Re: Chuck – suck a cock chuck!!
Artie can't leave the show!!! I think Artie is just really stressed out! I hate we have to wait to find out since they are on vacation now… so sad
Artie, So many people love you and get such an enormous lift by listening to your unique insights and just damned funny observations. Please do whatever it takes to stay with us. Don't go breaking the hearts of all of your fans. Howard's show was always entertaining and thought provoking, but when you joined the crew you brought that extra something. Be well. You are a dear heart. Love you, man.
This is the third time in less than a year that Artie got physical on the air. He got physical with Sal, Mike, and now Teddy. There is NO WAY that he can be allowed back on the show.
Artie flat out said on the air today that "I cannot guarantee that I will not do that again". Howard cannot risk another blow up. Legally he could be liable if Artie ever attacked anyone else. Howard won't take that chance. Bye Artie, it was fun while it lasted.
Re: Vivica – You've obviously never heard about these new things called jokes. You should learn to take one sometime, they can be really fun.
Re: Evo – If he's such a woman hater, why is he supporting Hillary for president?
Re: BIGBROTHER – Won't pay $13 a month for the best radio ever? Sounds like you're the Cheap, Cheap Bastard.
To everyone bashing Howard's show, FUCK YOU! Go listen to Ryan Seacrest show and die.
Artie will be back. I'm sure Howard will call him in Amsterdam and they will straighten everything out. I don;t even think that Teddy will get fired since Steve Langford reported today that both of them boarded the plane overseas.
Howard needs to grow a pair and get rid of Artie. He should had fired him back when he threw the CD at Sal.
Die you nasty yankee fuck…..
Arties behavior recently has been well below par: He turns up hungover, always rings in sick, especially on Mondays and fall's asleep in the studio. Now he attacks Teddy. Whether it was instigated by Howard or not, he can't go around attacking people and Howard was right to accept his resignation: It saves him having to sack him as he is just not doing his job. Now that Artie has got time on his hands he can perhaps concentrate on getting into rehab and sorting himself out as he really is in a sorry state and in my opinion will be dead within a year if he doesn't sort himself out. Him consuming almost 7000 calories before lunchtime will kill him. That and the heroin.
I love Artie, but lately he seems really angry….I hope he takes some time to chill out over their vacation and maybe hook up with Dr. Keith for a session. The bottom line is, other than using, Artie doesn't know how to deal with stress or problems.
On the Stern show everyone is fair game. Why then was this show not repeated all day as all other shows are ? The paying listeners deserve to hear the show.
This is another case of Howard coddling Fat Artie again.
Howard is a coward for not replaying this show.
Hopefully baby gorrilla will get well soon. We will miss him on the show!
I am an old bag who has listened since …….well 20 yrs….Arte is so funny. The bad news is that his FAMILY…blood relatives…need to step up and have an intervention…which could include stern show people….but to stand by and watch a son, brother, killing himself….well thats just wrong.
JACKIE SUCKS! Hes not even funny. ARTIE RULES!
what!!!! Holy crap batman I've missed way to much.
i no longer have my sirius this is huge, i hope it's just a stick. but artie seems to be pretty screwed up in the head.
I am on this thread to SCHOOL stupid little fucks like you…It seems I hit a nerve with you…ha! sounds like you forked over the cash…"A fool and his money are soon parted". wake-up fool!
He has wanted to leave for a while now. This could be the final straw.
I have been listening to Howard since the NBC days, and the show is funnier now than ever before. But the crew needs to realize that Artie is truly a drug addict, and needs help. When Howard was telling Artie he needs to control himself - wtf???? this is a man who weighs 300 pounds, sleeps on the job, drinks JD, spends tons of $$ on hookers - and you expect him to control himself????? kind of stupid thing to ask, in my opinion. But Artie does bring so much to the show, and i love him - i really hope he doesn't leave. I'm not a huge Robin fan, but she was definitely the voice of reason yesterday, because yes, it was true. Howard was egging him on. But that's what Howard does! but he should know at this point not to do it to Artie! For God's sake, the man needs help!
This is artie on self distruct mode trying to get kicked off the show.
Howard was really upset about this, sounds like its for real :C
I luv Artie - but hes damaged goods - as funny as he is, hes equally fucked up! Howard really needs to get rid of him - Howard is a softy and hes trying not to hurt Artie to send him over the edge - but the truth is, its too late. Enabling that behavior is not helping anyone - especially the show.
ARTIE is a MESS….. He is too unstable to be with Howard and Robyn and the gang. GET SOME HELP YOU BIG MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
fire artie before he punches howard or robin in the face .
Howard may be "loyal" but that loyalty comes with a high price. A very high price. Howard will ridicule and torment those he claims to love so dearly because he is an absolutely twisted individual with warped thinking. Howard is a psychopath who finds the one weakness in an individual and then incessantly picks at it and picks at it and picks and picks until the weakness is a gaping ulcer. Howard is as relentless as any vermin, as tenacious as any parasite. He will find a way beneath your skin and then he will exploit your weaknesses until you explode. Artie has some very serious problems. Anyone with any kind of mental deficiency would do well to steer clear of Howard because he has driven many others to the brink of insanity. The only way to survive Howard is to not need anything from him. Consider Fred and Robin. They are the only ones who Howard hasn't succeeded in turning into sniveling sycophants. How? They don't need Howard's approval because they are his equals. Anyone who listens to the show knows what I say is 100% accurate. And if you disagree with me, you're insane just like the cast of broken misfits who call in everyday.
I hate the people who have never listened to Howard, but then write that he sucks. You don't have a clue what your talking about. Best show on radio! These are the same people who are excited about Ryan Seacrests new radio show! Talk about no talent, borning, safe, corporate….
Love Artie, Just needs to shake Teddy, I can be his P/A this would be a good thing.. It's a family and everyone has a bad day end of story.. I hope Artie is okay…. Baba Booey RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Artie and I'm SO sad that happened yesterday but maybe this will be his "rock bottom." Maybe he'll break out of denial and get some help for all of his addictions. Yeah, and maybe midgets will fly with balloons.
Howard stinks. He is a washed up jerkoff who's hands smell like a can of tuna fish. What a cunt
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FRRRRRRUNKIS!!
wow if arite leaves, the show is nothing!!
Artie will not leave the show. Howard is his idol. Sirius may want to fire him though. He was out of line and it is not the first time. I feel bad for Howard because Artie has put him in an awkward position. Shame on you Artie.
Artie always walks out/gets fired before a week off. Its probably just ratings. He will be back.
Re: Chuck – You're an asshole. Plain and simple.
Re: U LOVE ARTIE – I totally agree with what you said. I'll hate Howard the Instigator if Artie quits or gets fired.
I listened to the show yesterday. It was really shocking and sad. How can I be so worried about someone I've never actually met. If Artie doesn't come back I'll really miss him on the show. I hope he takes some time off and gets some help. It's been like listening to him slowly kill himself. Why can he love himself like his fans love him? And for those of you who think Howard is "washed up"- F You! Howard is a genius and a gorgeous man inside and out.
Who cares Stern in a washed up hasbeen. Opie and Anthony are way better. Frrrrrrunkis
Re: Pest in PA – Who's Opie & Anthony? Are they global like Howard is?
Re: frank – I missed the beginning of the show. What happened? did Artie get pissed because of sal and Richard? Did the show end early