Itty Bitty Bikini
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Serena Williams
Serena Williams sure knows how to use her ASSets!
The tennis phenom enjoyed a dip in our hometown of Miami on Thursday.
It's almost beach season, y'all.
Are U ready?????
[Images via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: April 11, 2008 at 10:40 am
Re: Walking Encyclopaedia –
How are you going to use tired old racist anthropology quotes that any scholar worth a damn considers to be both dangerous and quack science and pretend like that makes you intelligent and logical in your vitriolic genocidal mind? For the good of everyone, keep that shit on the neo-nazi/white power pages where you'll get all of the twisted praise you seek. There are many people who want to reinstill slavery and apartheid there, go take your words and flaunt your flat white ass over there. They'll call it a work of art.
OMG! OMG! NASTY UGHHH! I JUST THREW UP A BIT! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, American black women never cease to make me laugh. They really think that they are classy and beautiful with the way they act. Plu-ease! Can you say black trash? So gross.
Serena knows her audience. Anyone who is going to love her must love big asses! Yes, the bottom of her suit is too small by conventional standards. But it will just be a turn-on for anyone who's into big asses. For anyone who's not into big asses, Serena wouldn't be their type even if she wore a swimsuit that fit her. I mean, her ass would still look big. So she's not really alienating anyone whose opinion of ass actually matters to her. Yay, Serena!
I hope there weren't any little kids at that beach - they were probably more afraid of her ass sucking them in than a wave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To all the black women throwing a hissy fit, calm yourselves down. Stop making this about white vs black. This is just people commenting on the big ole ass in the teeny tiny bikini. No one is picking on skin color. No one is stereotyping all blacks as having big asses. Serena just happens to have ALOT of baaaaack !!! The only thing that is stereotypical is the way you "talk". Start using some verbs and fulll sentences, throw in some nouns, pronouns, prepositions and then maybe the rest of us will understand what you're saying!!
You know what? On second thought, I just realized that I am a total douche. Who am I trying to kid? What I said was totally racist, even though I was trying to pretend like it wasn't racist. I am such a jerk that you should really disregard everything I have said up till now. Mea culpa.
Re: Good strategy! – Thank you, that is what I am saying. Serena is not worried about the haters because she knows there are plenty of men who like a bootylicious girl like her! She is giving them what they want, and they love it!
I just vomited in my mouth
She has great breasts, especially for a tennis player. Most of them have flat, muscular chests. I am not worried about how the back porch looks, I will stay on the front porch all night.
fuglier than hell… grandiose delusion… it's the fugly people who think they're all that!!!
Re: ew – That's right, I don't share your opinion. I for one would LOVE to be that suit. For anyone who is an ass-man, she has to be #1 on the list of fantasy fucks!
She's a big, strong athletic woman who's deserved her success in the tennis circuit. We are all so used to seeing skinny, white, blonde, fake-boobed women and told that they represent what it means to be attractive, that when we see a woman who doesn't fit the mould, she comes under fire. Go Serena. Those skinny, plastic bimbos wouldn't even be able to hit the ball over the net!
Holy Sh**!! How the fu** do you guys in Miama allow that beached whale on your public beaches? No wonder she didn't win her last major.
its a bunch of white ppl on this site whose saying Serena look digusting. i bet shes in better shape than a majoirty of assholes reading this. yall are just jealous. Serena keep doing ur thing and u look great and ur in excellent shape. skinny white heffas with flat asses are funny to me, lol well fat ones also, lol
she looks amazing! u can all suck out! Her body is incredible and how can u say she looks like a man look at those boobs and her face is pretty! and also her ass is perfect its toned pert and has no dimples!
She is way too muscular but that is just her natural disposition. I personally don't find her body attractive at because it is so muscular and stocky looking.
In terms of whether someone finds her body attractive has nothing to do with racism. There are women in all ethnic groups and nationilities that have great bodies and beauty, and most often people of all races will concur on their physical beauty (i.e. Stacey Dash,Halle Berry etc..) In the case of Serena Williams she is blessed with great atheletic prowess but she does not have a beautiful body.