Perez Hilton: Separated At Birth

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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Paula Abdul

Left: Paula Abdul. Right: Malinda, the hot bitch from Gremlins 2.

Posted: April 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm

332 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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Gilly says – reply to this

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Fuck, I can't even stop laughing long enough to comment. Bang on dude, bang on.
Jossy says – reply to this

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LMFAOOOOO!!!!! I haven't laughed this long in forever!
orangejello says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU ARE SOOOOO CLEVER!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kathy says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!
this made my dayy.
chaddy says – reply to this

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fucking hilarious man.. best comparison you have ever done.
Paula says – reply to this

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LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dtrainxp says – reply to this

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Im for ever your girl..ohhh baby….lol
zahria3 says – reply to this

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perez!
you're soooooooooooo wrong!
but you got this one SOOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
m.
anon says – reply to this

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THIS is FUN-NEE! LOL! Good one P!
Breanne says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD this is so fucking funny ha ha ha!!! god i love you perez
Tammy says – reply to this

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I FUCKING DIED
Chase says – reply to this

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OMFG how stinking FUNNY!!!!!
LE BATHOGUE ET LA MAGNIFIQUE BATHOGUES says – reply to this

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as the greatest internet poster ever born, i feel safe in saying that i am the best. fantastic actually. after setting the standard of quality for all of you i continue to surpass even myself with my cogent viewpoints on the issues of the day
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!!!!
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TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gina says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ!!!! How about the chick from Gremlins looks alot like Rihanna seperated at birth, PLEASE investigate this I am SURE of it, I really am, everyone i bring it up to is always like, what? oooohh yeah hahaha! I'm not hatin haha whatever yeah i am, but i LOVE her but she does look like that gremlin chick!
That b*tch says – reply to this

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OMG i hate to say it my the gremlin is cuter. MUAH
Jazzle says – reply to this

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also separated at birth from these two sisters: Kim Kardashian (see right, advertising, to compare)
mea says – reply to this

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hehehehe
This post made my day
sarah says – reply to this

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HAHAHA THAT IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST SEP AT BIRTH EVER!!!!!!!!!! I COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHO IS WHO!!!
tredway says – reply to this

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DANIELLO says – reply to this

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No, No. Put the sexy Gremlin up next to a photo of Lil' Kim in her blonde extensions. SERIOUSLY– a better match indeed– check it out for yourself, it's uncanny.
Heidi says – reply to this

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Perez, this is your biggest LOL in a long time.
cory says – reply to this

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that gremlin is WAY hotter than that troll paula abdul… i'd stick my dick in that gremlin WAY before i'd put it in that other freak of nature…
JKH says – reply to this

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Seee, thats not nice. The hot bitch from Germlines 2 is so much hotter than Paule Abdul. Just not right.
Danny says – reply to this

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You guys are mean. Paula Abdul (not the gremlin) is wearing a bad wig. Her face is FLAWLESS. I have no idea why she is wearing a wig. You guys are going to feel really bad if it turns out that she is ill.
Doc Jim says – reply to this

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I dont know, I think she is cute in a Wizard of Oz Flying Monkey sort of way.
CELEBRATE!!! says – reply to this

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PAULA IS #20 ON BILLBOARD'S HOT DANCE AIRPLAY CHART & #20 ON BILLBOARD'S HOT DANCE CLUB PLAY & #29 ON BILLBOARD'S HOT ADULT CONTEMPORARY CHART THIS WEEK WITH "DANCE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW."
GEORGIE says – reply to this

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THATS SO TRUE!
Alex says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CORN says – reply to this

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OMG they are the same animal…BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
NOT NICE! says – reply to this

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Meanie!
famous4beingab$?*$ says – reply to this

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dude u r so funny but this is the funniest thing i have heard u said
Annelise says – reply to this

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Holy shit that's funny
teeny says – reply to this

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now thats what i call E! true hollywood story
Hooha says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! THAT REALLY MADE ME LOUD OUT LOUD!
REALLY REALLY CRUEL, BUT FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Carmie says – reply to this

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Actually I think the hot bitch gremlin resembles Beyonce Knowles mother.
jon says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA were they seperated at birth….. This is one twisted Parent Trap
mich says – reply to this

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L.M.A.O.
AX says – reply to this

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THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY. LOVE YOU PEREZ !
Ian says – reply to this

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That's genius.
simon says – reply to this

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hi, believe it or not…this is simon cowell… well how do i say this delicately… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

perez u r an atrocious abomination and need to be choked to death by my fierce nipples…paula is a very good frd but LONG LIVE THE QUEEN…this is so bloody hilarious…do the same for ryan searest as well
Karma says – reply to this

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Awww now thats just mean! she had a bad day
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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ok this time you are accurate bitch looks foul son
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRST
Mimi says – reply to this

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Stupid… She does ot at all look like that… Never had and never will… danish word 'TABERE'… everybody… haha…
foxnews8 says – reply to this

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Kudos to you Perez for losing some weight but you still look like a fucking caveman with a 1986 haircut.
knifelicker.com says – reply to this

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knifelicker.com loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferosh. says – reply to this

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UNCANNY! With that being said…Malinda is WAY hotter.
hey says – reply to this

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so i read she 1. broke up with her boyfriend this week, 2. cancelled (postponed?) the today show concert, you should try to find out why perez..
Amelia says – reply to this

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Paula rox!!!! leave her alone!
me says – reply to this

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i love her
lea says – reply to this

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shes a pretty woman and she is currently on yahoo first page (again!! she was there yesterday too but now its a different story and different picture)
Lucy says – reply to this

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Paula is the best!!!
paulas fan says – reply to this

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Paula u are my idol i love u
dfjfkfk says – reply to this

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she is very cute
donna says – reply to this

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LMAO…def the funniest thing I've seen all day
She's the best says – reply to this

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Paula is the best. I only watch American Idol because of her.
A says – reply to this

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Paula just simply belongs on Yahoo's first page!! almost every week they have a idol story there and they put a picture of her almost every time because she is the STAR
Joanna says – reply to this

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i love her, she is gorgeous
Amanda says – reply to this

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that is hilarious! i love it!
Ashley says – reply to this

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Her name is Greta…
The Female gremlin was another mutation after a gremlin drank a chemical that could change his gender (even though Gremlins are effectively asexual). The resulting creature was bright green with green hair; she wears a dress in two scenes and had big red lips. She is otherwise harmless, like Gizmo, except for her affections for Forster, one of Clamps management team. She was shown in the musical sequence numerous times. At the end of the movie, she 'married' Forster. She was the only gremlin in the film that was confirmed to have survived. She is also shown to be aggressive to other Gremlins, as in one scene, she kills a Gremlin by slashing it across the face for trying to hit on her.
Gabriela says – reply to this

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Hahahahaha!!! xD
Samm says – reply to this

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Oh jeez.
I had to admit, it made me giggle.
But Perez, I love you and all, but this really is a low blow.
Leave the girl alone, she gets enough shit.
Malinda says – reply to this

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One more reason to hate my name
Traci says – reply to this

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I was thinking she looks more like Gaylen from planet of the apes!!!
dunit says – reply to this

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haha that's fucking hilarious!
be. says – reply to this

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LOLOLOL
Good Riddance Joseline - U won't be missed! says – reply to this

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Re: Joseline – Goodbye and gOOd riddance - no one is going to miss you (least of all Perez). Somehow I think Paula would have a sense of humor and laugh. It's just one silly picture - honestly. But if you do need to leave this website, buh byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marimar says – reply to this

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zomg ur so right! they were seperated at birth!
mellbell says – reply to this

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TheY BotH lOoK PrEttY CrAZy!!
Paula fan says – reply to this

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Here's what Billboard has posted to Randy's profile for Randy/Paula's single, "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow": Hot Adult Contemporary Tracks-#29; Hot Dance Airplay-#20; Hot Dance Club Play-#20; Hot Digital Songs-#21; Pop 100-#48; The Billboard Hot 100-#62.
tat:) says – reply to this

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lmfao actuallly looks like her:P
camille says – reply to this

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hhahahahaa that looks just like her
omgg haha
Gossip Girl says – reply to this

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Am I the only who thinks that this is unnecessarily cruel?
Malinda Gremlin says – reply to this

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Mailinda is way cuter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diana says – reply to this

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I have been laughing for two days.
Kaybee says – reply to this

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Re: Joseline –
do you always have that much sand in your vag?
Whitney says – reply to this

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Hahahah! LOL That's great.
ELISHA says – reply to this

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uuugh i hate paula. She is ugly and old and wrinkly yet thinks she's hot.plus she ALWAYS tries to hit on the male contestants on american idol. She is such a cradle robbing hag! Simon rules…paula is a spinster!
Forever your gurl...NOT says – reply to this

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God Paula wishes she looked as good as that Gremlin bitch. Shit Paula looks like the heel from a tired old drag pump that has been at EVERY adult book store and lost in the filth on the floor then found by the cleaner and worn out to a Cha-Cha bar to be lost in a back alley getting the cha-cha f-ed out of the owner, then run over by a animal control truck and finally found and placed in a dumpster sent to a landfill and then pulled out and put on display with some lipstick and a wig….that is what Paula Abdul looks like….such a bad drag tragedy.
lucyyyyy says – reply to this

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HOLY CRAP!
MAR says – reply to this

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perez…… this is the best separated at birth so faar jajajaj
Samantha says – reply to this

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There's no such thing as bad publicity. I'm happy that Paula is the subject of any blog for any reason!! It just provides an opportunity to remind everyone to support Paula's single, "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow". Request it on the radio. Request it at your dance club tonight. It's doing very well on the dance charts. Download the song/video from iTunes!! And don't forget to watch Paula perform live on the Today Show when she kicks off their concert series on the 23rd.
Paiggeee. says – reply to this

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LMAOOOO.

omg it does look like her.

wow.

i was like wow.

LOL.
Kelly Stagg says – reply to this

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I have genital warts from HPV, a STD, and I can't afford the medication, HELP!
supaafllyy. says – reply to this

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AHAH.
oh my god that's fucking amazing.
Jimmy says – reply to this

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Re: Kelly Stagg – You gave it to me!
iwannafuckadamlevin says – reply to this

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I LAUGH BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE PAULA IS A GREMLIN! HA HA
Michelle says – reply to this

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Haaaa, too funny
Shhhh says – reply to this

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WOW!!! Malinda is so much HOTTER!!!
jenbunny says – reply to this

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think about it: have you ever seen foxy brown and reese witherspoon in the same place at the same time? they're the same person!
Sweet Baboo says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sEL says – reply to this

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HOLLY SHIT u cant be srs
julz says – reply to this

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What The?????
Angie says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA Thats Paula's Twin!!!!
But Gremlin Is The Pretty one!!!
anya says – reply to this

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thats bein a meanie…but umm….very close…lol
Jacquie says – reply to this

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What the herll is wrong with Paula's eyebrows??????? Very disturbing!!
Bu! says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ouchies! but freakin' funny!
jules says – reply to this

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Wow, I have to say that Malinda is the better looking bitch.
Tjernobyl says – reply to this

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I think Malinda looks more like Janet Jackson

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