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If I were Lindsay's manager, I would tell her _____________ to resuscitate her dying career.
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Posted: April 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I would tell her that if she's going to take meds from her botoxed mother, don't let it be so obvious
She needs to talk to Tina Fey about making a Mean Girls 2 movie. THats the only good movie she's EVER been in! Mean Girls is a classic for real…
that she cannot pull off the blonde hair already, it just doesnt match her skin tone. she looks much better as a brunette with some red tones. hey i was nice. im proud of myself
dont forget to carry the activa
make a sex tape and have it *leak* onto the internet. it worked for kim kardashian and paris hilton! join the sex train LiLo!!
if shesss such a hasbeen then why do you care to poke at her? lol just wondering
to go see the wizard
Re: Parisienne – #14
Elle est une prostituee Americanne.
GIVE UP ON
I would tell Lindsay to put her Walmart application in.I still can not figure out why she still has a career.She can't act,sing,dance,or do anything worth watching.She's a coke whore who looks like she's a 40-year old.She is NOT sexy.Anyone who thinks she is,must be desperate.I HATE LINDSAY HOHAN!!!!
Don't really care about that girl but I must say I feel terribly sorry for that beautiful Chanel bag that's next to her. Poor beautiful little thing!
If I were Lindsay's manager, I would tell her pretending to be someone else other than a screwed up Lohan IS THE ONLY WAY to resuscitate her dying career.
Also, tell her to stop with the fake tanners. she looks like a cheeto.
go to a rehab center that works and stop making movies like I Know Who Killed Me
see how she carefully places the chanel bag in view of cameras, trying to bag some freebies, like kiki says poor poor chanel bag.
sober up
I'd tell her to hire Sam Lufti as her manager,
have an orgy sex tape would be hotter than a regular girl on guy,
date a politician and cut off her mother, father, save her little sister from her mother, change her last name, find JEsus, befriend Kim Kardashian, take more pictures playing with knives… in Playboy if she qualified. If not go straight to porn and have crazy sex with Jenna Jameson, jenna on bottom.
If I were Lindsay's manager, I would tell her to blow Bill Clinton to resuscitate her dying career.
but.. i think she is happy
let it smoke and have a good time
have money
…to retire i hate LL
but i like what she wearing she looks less like a try hard than usual
I'd tell her to stop trying to resuscitate her career.
Disembowel a kitten on live t.v.
not to bother trying…
Pose in Hustler!!!!
I would tell her to try reality tv - isn't that what washed up actors/actresses try…..celebrity rehab II may need another patient!
If I were Lindsay's manager, I would tell her to do an off-broadway play (in order to show everyone that she is in this industry for the acting) to resuscitate her dying career.
What career did she ever really had? She's famous just for being famous and you know what? She still is.
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Suicide Attempt!!
sell her soul to the devil
Georgia Rulez could be the top of your worthless game you alcoholic cunt.
Re: emt – LOL,,,How about eating a live kitten on stage at a PETA event..
stop trying
Shut up already. She did some cocaine, woopie. I'm sorry you haven't found anything better to give us.
Suck my Dick
I would tell her to keep going because she makes me feel better about my drug and alcohol problems. Atleast I know that no matter how fucked up my life gets, I can always look and Lindsay's and say "damn, atleast it's not that bad." But I do really like her… only because I know that if I was rich and famous, I would probably be doing the same thing.
She should just start doing porn. She'd fit in.
U gotta luv that hair color - team lalohan!!!!!
Dude, no one cares anymore. Her career is in the shitter. I would tell her to jump in front of a bus to resuscitate her dying career.
kill herself……………………….a.s.a.p
she is totally the new tara reid
p.s. who doesn't have coke boogers?
Fall off the face of the earth
your career is over bitch
"If I were Lindsay's manager, I would tell her >> that literally dying, and dying soon, is the only way
to stick a flag in her ass and act patriotic
to make fire crotch flavored Tostitos. They're good with salsa but leave little hairs in the back of your throat. Cough, cough
parent trap sequel.
id tell her to try not to look like she broke..she looks like trailer trash
I LOVE YOU LINDSAY!!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT NEW ALBUM!!!!
release a sex tape
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Um…coke booger? You know a fiend would eat that up like a magic crystal, LOL
www.grumpyramblings.com
.. learn to deepthroat..
so so boring..
I LOVE YOU LINDSAY !
your the best keep smockin,drinking,fucking, and getting high !
i hope to see you in more movies and i will buy your cd love yaaa girl!
Do an Anna Nicole type "accident".
The "has-been" has two movies in post production. Not quite D-List yet… like you…
Go into porn
i mean so does love sex why not make a career out of it
ISN'T IT HASBIAN?
"i would tell her coke dealer to resuscitate her career"
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? SHE HAS A CAREER IT CALLED L.A. PARTY GIRL! IT WORKS FOR THESE TALENTLESS SLUTS!!!
what does first mean
Release a 'celebrity sex tape'. Let's face it, Kim Kardashian is a complete no talent fuck. She is still more talented than perez but still….all she is known for is getting fucked. Now look at her.
Lohan still has a youthful body, at least. So, she needs to put out a porn vid to revive her career.
Lindsay needs something gritty. Teens have Miley now. She needs to do a violent, perverted relationships type of thing. Bare faced, breasts out. The freaky critics love that type of thing. I don't mind Lohan - she's a victim of exploitation after all. She'd be good in a wild, angry movie.
hey fat fuck, stop talking trash already. what did she ever do to you besides ignore your ugly fat ass? she's an actress, what the fuck are you? you say mean things about famous people because you are obviously insecure and lonely.
you will die alone. Lindsay will eventually get her act together but you will never be ANYTHING. she may be a has-been, but so are you! you say she's pathetic for contacting the paps to take her picture, yet you sell your fake "I made out with John Mayer for 5 minutes" story to trashy magazines. everyone knows it was probably just a hilarious kiss to be campy and funny but you obviously thought he was in love with your or something.
NEWSFLASH:: you're ugly and fat. why would we rather have you over Jessica Simpson? you're a fucking loser, man….get a life. seriously. you will not be remembered the way Lindsay will be. she has problems, but so do you.
I would tell her to gain 400lbs, colour her hair some tacky colours, and name herself after a stupid hotel slut…oh wait, you already did that.
you sure like to dis Lindsay, yet you praise Paris Hilton's fugly cunt all the time. what gives? you can't actually expect us to think that she's a decent human being. you're the ugly fat girl in high school that tries too hard to be friends with the popular girls but secretly gets made fun of by everyone.
get a life, you stupid fuck. be a man for a change. only ugly girls gossip about beautiful ones. Lindsay has some talent, at least. what the fuck do you have? you are so annoying and I wish you would go away!
Grow Up
I would tell her to release a new sex tape ASAP!
pretty sure this is beyond fake.
try to actully pull her up for things that she is doing
not done
and if your going to attempt to make it look like shes doing the worng thing
i would think about using a better editor.
i like how your updating people about the "stars"
but next time.
make it more realistic.
and try keep on the positive side…
and idiots. the cigeret is fuking painted on.
besides shes old enough
and wouldnt all you snobs like to be her.
i bet you would
shes rich and can get any guyyyyyy.
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just because perez has nothing to write about anymore - he will post a picture of lindsay and write mean comments about whatever she is doing - from a water bottle to a fake coke booger. come on PEREZ - get real gossip before you start writing next time. this site is starting to bore me to tears with your celebrity bashing with no reason.
….attack Perez with an umbrella…..
She's still worth a roll (with triple-ply of course) but as far as her "career" goes, when did she ever have one? I wish these spoiled, talentless tramps would just go away already. As if the internet doesn't have enough crap on it already. You hear me, Brit, Paris, Tara, etc. BOUNCE BITCHES!!
to stop being a crack whore and stop wearning those leggings for the love of pete!
Learn how to act Learn How to sing stop drinking so much
dont do drugs, just say no
and finally the most important one "Only except good roles" no more curby although me and my 5 year old sister loved it.
Perez, do you just HATE women? because I think you do
Don't bother
Nothing.
I hate that bitch
Now's the time for a Hardcore Sex Tape
I would tell her to get the fuck out, your done you fucking coke whore.
…do a BDSM video with Sin D Fetish
well a girl can dream!!!!!!!!!!
Do porn
stop having sex and stop hanging around samantha fugly ronson
iwould tell her to become a prositute or throw a cell phone at someone !!!!!! hey it worked for niomi cabel!!!!!!!!!!
to make a new music video involving paris hilton…yeah…that will really boost her up jajaja so puta
..not even bother..