Fourth Time's The Charm???
Filed under: Old People
Senior citizen hocilaite Ivana Trump got married this past weekend at her ex-husband's ritzy Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.
Her new husband, a nobody, is 20 years her junior.
We hope she signed a pre-nup!
Posted: April 13, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Granny needs to find herself an older man this is just sick.
He looks really embarassed and he should.
Re: JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE –
Is he coming to bless Obama into our country as the antichrist. The pope picked benedick as a name. That's a traitors name. He's evil.
Re: This Site Is For GrownUps Crazy Hot Kelli, Not Children Who Play With The Z Key –
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not y'r azzzzzzzzzzholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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how can he fuck that?
good lord…
Re: mandy –
From that donkey U zucked off
earlier…I zaw u on U/tube…
the copz r on their way…
hurry…call animal control….
Mia…help….u r animal control…..
we have a problem here….Brownie…roll y'r zleevez up
itz time to put her down….zhez have donkey/half zheep…..
IF HE SIGNED A PRENUP THEN I SAY……………………………..
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GO IVANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M PICTURING HIM IN GREY CUTOFF SWEAT PANTS JUST BACK FROM A RUN
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I BET HIS THIGHS SMELL LIKE MY FRATERNITY HOUSE………..AND THAT'S A GOOD THING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….HOLLER!!!!!
Look at her ugly scrawny chicken neck!
you go girl,with your young stuff,,cuttie
look at that , shes so old she can hardly see, with those pursed lips and that wrinkly old turkey neck sticking out. he has that embarassed uncomfortable expression on his face, knowing that hes being photographed so that now the whole world will know what a disgusting fuckhead he is, and the worst is not over, he still has to endure a "wedding night" hammering away at her smelly desert dry kunt. damn they are both so disgusting they are worse than homosexuals
#104 You've got it honey. That's EXACTLY why he's coming here, the wicked horned-up Nazi bastard. Well, that and to visit the "To Catch A Predator" house with a box of Trojans and a HAPPY
MEAL!!!
He's adorable, good for her!
Re: JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE –
Should I warn the Catholic children. Will he raped ten hundred of them?
That gold stick scares me. What does he do with it? What about that pointed hat? I'm starting to freak out. I'm not going to school while he's here or anywhere else. Where are you hiding at?
Do giblets come with that turkey neck?
On the 1968 Czechoslovakian Olympic Ski Team, former model, master's degree in physical education from Charles University of Prague, 59 year old has accomplished more than you Perezito. Just because a person is over 30—does not make tham a senior citizen.
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, WHAT A SICK ASS LADY…
looks like ritchie sambora . www.finickycritic.com
i think it is wonderful these two got married-as long as they are happy, who cares? our society is bent on making women feel bad about themselves…we're either too old or too fat or both. women it seems aren't allowed to be happy, we're always on display and being judged by men and other women. so sad. i'm glad to see the trend of older women and younger men getting together lately. perhaps the double standard that allows the men in the world to have all the young "fun" is finally going the way of the dinosaurs! go ivana! you look great!
I thought this dude was some super rich Italian dude? I thought he already had money? maybe im wrong.
is it just me or does he look like ritchie sambora?
He married that old hag for her money. HE looks miserable in that pic.
And what the hell is on her head, I think the birds have landed.
I give their marriage 2 years, TOPS
gratifying to see a rich FEMALE about to get macked for all of her money. this guy is the male heather mills.
He is one lucky man. Ivana is intelligent and beautiful. Nobody would blink an eye if it was a 60 year old man with a 40 something female.
Fuck you all.
When he is performing oral sex on her he just has to close his eyes real tight and imagine dollar signs.
Yes, Rubicondi signed a pre-nup. Ivana Trump is NOT stupid, nor is she naive. She is an intelligent, vibrant, beautiful woman. And all I can say is, YOU GO, IVANA! This man is a DISH, and his dick is bigger around than a beer can and longer than one, too…when it's flaccid. And he has the identical body as the new James Bond guy…absolutely stunning.
Ivana has worked and excelled all her life, and now that she's 59 she deserves a hottie like Rubicondi. DRILL HIM GOOD, GIRL!!
Um, more like 40 years her junior…she looks old enough to be his grandmother..That is just nasty..I wonder if he has to dust before he fucks her..KY by the gallon
She looks like a turkey. IF she were smart she would fuck him for free or little money. What's the purpose of this marriage? It won't last anyway
Re: michelle rennee c – Jealousy will get you nowhere. Ivana will teach him everything he needs to know. She did the Donald and she can do anybody.
whats with the gizzard neck? gobble gobble turkey anyone??? plastic surgeon ???Ivanna a surgery right now
WHERES THE 'EASILY OFFENDED' WARNING!!!!!!!
Re: deedee –
Jealous, um, no, Dr DeeDee, I think she has a right to be happy, but they are mismatched by far..It is about money, and you know it..She looks horrible, and I am not jealous that I am not looking like that..I am in my 30's, and have my own money, thanks..Am I as rich as she is? nope, but, I made my own money. I did not get it in a divorce. do I need a younger guy to feel pretty, nope on that issue either, so please tell me what I am jeaous of oh wise one..
Re: kathryn – ROTFLMAO!! thank you. her bod is still decent, but her face, ack!
Re: deedee – but did she keep the Donald? nope, he left her for a younger woman, and he left HER for an even younger woman..Please research before you speak.
This is so embarassing… Why she needs to be married again at 60? It is not like she is some fresh young girl! She has lost her minds completely.
Perez.
Theres no need for a pre-nup.
Hes a entrepenur.
Hes probably wealthier.
Listen to the news more often.
This is so repulsive …
stupid old woman, i hope she will lose all her money
Barf Barf.
The Overly Plastic Surguried Ms. Ivana Trump is just trying to pull a Joan Collins with his silly marriage. Ivanna not hear about you any more, darling.
She looks like an 80 year old great grandma with that hat on.
Re: smorf – That is exactly what I thought. She went into the queen's closet.
It's Larry Forenski all over again.
She looks very bad.
Re: michelle renee c – You are jealous. Why else would you feel the need to loudly and proudly proclaim you are in your 30's and financially independent. LMFAO. Ivana made a lot of money for The Donald and was by no means a gold digging loafer. Oh by the way…when I am finished my current modeling assignment for Hawaiian Tropic, I will be returning to my day job as a lawyer in a well know law firm in New York City where I have recently been made partner.
Re: deedee – You still did not answer my question.. You evaded it..Hawaiian Tropic, okay..And you are on the computer fighting with people..You should be taking your etiquette lessons right now, or do bimbos not have to be proper for that competition?.Please, you are no more a model than I am..I think you are the jealous one because you A) do not have that kind of money, and/or B) you do not have a man that good looking.. your response falls very flat, and makes you look pretty dumb..
WHY AM I JEALOUS?? answer that! you cant, so be quiet and atttack some other people on here. Fucking chill and stop being butthurt because the majority does not agree with you , and you think you found the weakest link to pick on.. DEE DEE, more like DUMM DUMM
Re: deedee – Sh..e didnt do shit for Donald. He did it himself..She helped herself to his cash..She was a trophy wife to him, until she got ugly, just ike how he treats ALL his wives..dumbass. DR. Fucking DEE DEE, DUM DUM
I feel the sudden urge to use MIRACLE-GRO plant food on that hat…
Re: deedee – keep telling yourself you are a model AND A lawyer…no one that busy has tme to post, and KEEP posting.. YOU should be much busier..You have no idea where I live or what I do, but let's say, I may not be rich, but I can pay by own bills and a mortgage on my own, and for that I will NEVER be jealous…dee dee dumb ass
Oh yea sugar britches is definately marrying Ivana for the money. She has seen better days. Time for a new face lift honey
Re: deedee – Shut up, you stupid whore!
Re: deedee – keep telling yourself you are a model AND A lawyer…no one that busy has tme to post, and KEEP posting.. YOU should be much busier..You have no idea where I live or what I do, but let's say, I may not be rich, but I can pay by own bills and a mortgage on my own, and for that I will NEVER be jealous…dee dee dumb ass
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LMAO That was funnier then hell…. ^5
How the hell did all those flowers get on top of the turkeys' head?
Re: Renee – thanks Renee! I love your name as it is my middle name..
Well he might be a nobody to us but to her, he's somebody.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING? THEIR WEDDING IS RIDICULOUS, AM STARTING MY DIVORCE COUNTDOWN FROM NOW ON.
So Ivana Hump tied the knot. Now she can keep her Italian sausage under control.
BIG AGE DIFFERNCE >IT REALLY SHOWS> I HOPE IT WORKS
Oh my! At first glance, I thought it was Camilla Parker Bowles and a friend.
Her hat scares me…NIGHTMARES!
So, what exactly does it take to be a SOMEBODY? Money? Fame?
Does that mean that most of your readers would be considered a "NOBODY" ???
Looks like she'll be taking her centerpiece on the honeymoon
i love perez for life
Re: michelle renee c –
fFck you you smelly cunt, you are butt uglier than ivana. You wont ever have to worry about any guy coming along and taking your money because no guy could get it up looking at your spread legs you fat pig.So keep on being jealous and hope that someday youll be a tenth as successful as me
Re: michelle renee c –
Fuuck you you smelly kunt, you are butt uglier than ivana. You wont ever have to worry about any guy coming along and taking your money because no guy could get it up looking at your spread legs you fat pig.So keep on being jealous and hope that someday youll be a tenth as successful as me
the only thing more disgusting than this is my local newspaper in which they post "engagement" announcements of f#ggots. they actually have pictures of two perverts hugging each other with the annoucement. god damn it is sick, i wish hitler would come back and teach these sickos a lesson
Imagine shooting your load on that crocodile's neck then licking it up.
Whoever posted that you were a smelly …..you know what……well it wasn't me. I did not say anything like that. They are posting using deedee.
Enough said….but……you are jealous.
LMFAO
Good for her, if she got a prenup.
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Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Re: michelle renee c – Honey, my husband's a lawyer and believe you me, NO Attorney refers to their career as their "DAY" job. Bitch Deedee is delusional.
ew, nasty, gross, yuck!!!!!!!!!!
I'm happy for her, but she looks like his mother….yikes!…
Time to break out the lube because you know that old broad is not geeting wet anymore.
Re: deedee – sorry honey the only smelly kunt around here is the one you smell every time you take your pants off. again why would i be jealous of a piece of trash like you?
Re: bababoody – AHHHAHHHAHAHHAAAA!
Honeymoon sponsored by Astro-Glide!
Re: michelle renee c – Again….the smelly namecalling was somebody posting under my name. I did not say you were jeolous of me. I said you were jealous of Ivana. Specifically Ivanas money and her young glamorous boyfriend. Neither of which you have been able to attain.
Yes you may call me Dr. Dee Dee. I have all of my Ph.D's.
LFMAO
This ols hag is soooooo desperate……..Look at that goof she just married ? All he sees is her dollar signs…………One would think she would do something with her double chins…….Kinda waiting fior that dumbass hat to fly off her head….People with moiney really do not have any sense…..I give these two LOL LOVE BIRDS LOL …..2 yrs…….
100 bucks he is either gay or has a girlfriend on the side. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Who cares how old she is?…..I bet she is hilarious to party with…
Perez, he's more like 25 years younger than her. He's hot, but she looks very matronly in that photo. I can't imagine what he sees in her ($$$)!
He does not look happy!
i sat next to her one evening at a low-key neighborhood joint and she was pretty drunk. she was waiting for her man to show up and boy when he did, she let him have it. she really tore into him, saying "i f@cking pay you to carry my luggage"…and "your f*#cking cigarettes, smoking when you wake up, smoking before your coffee, smoking after your, your killing me with your f*#cking second hand smoke, at least my drinking doesn't kill you" and on and on it went. then she took her dog (yes, it was at the dinner table) and teetered out, looking like a diva. it was pretty funny. I love Ivana though, i think she's great!!
well said. my sentiments exactly. let's get over the age thing already. we'll ALL going to get old and die.
Re: ohio – she is not a model, she modeled a little bit in her teen years. she went to wharton and has a business degree and works very hard in dad's co. she also opened her own jewelry store on madison avenue, so she's a business owner as well. quite the lady.
give her cudos!
Re: mega – RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!
she is not a senior she is ancient…OLD!!
I think that Ivana should have just continued dating the gold digger instead of humiliating herself by marrying him. I also think that Ivana & the Italian look better together than the Donald and his gold digger..jeez the thought of doing Donald is too gross for words. It's not the age, it's how they look for their age..Demi is HOT! Sharon Stone is HOT, Michelle Piffer is HOT! Why didn't you say anything about Michael/geriatric Douglas & his wife? You really hate women don't you Perezzzzz ;-( not fair!
You call him a nobody? Being a fruitcake 3rd rate gossip blogger to get back at the cool people who made fun of you in high school doesn't make you a SOMEBODY Mario, hate to break it to ya.
Re: deedee – it looks like someone used my name as well to post back to you.. I guess someone was bored and wanted to keep our 'fight' alive
Re: deedee – deedee dumbass.. You are a fucking joke…pot.kettle.black biyatch
Re: deedee – This is the REAL Michelle Renee C. I posted the last two posts, but you do not need to clarify what an imposter wrote for you.. I understood what you meant, and I Still think you are a fucking idiot. I also think you are a liar, and I think your mouth is a cock holster. Again, no model and lawyer such as your caliber would have time to fight online with someone..Save it for someone as stupid as you