His Career May Be In The Crapper…
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Ashton Kutcher
But at least he's still getting offers to be on the cover of magazines!
Ashton Kutcher graces the front of the latest issue of Details.
And his face is looking BUSTED!
Maybe it's some bad contouring and Photoshop work???
That retoucher made Asston's nose look huge.
Poor guy, once the pretty wears off, he won't even get offered magazine covers anymore! Hey, at least he's still got Demi, who will be turning 50 in 4 years!
For those few fans he has left, click here to read Asston's Details article.
Posted: April 14, 2008 at 11:40 am
I'm trying to figure out what's wromg with his face? Looks normal to me.
I love his big nose. three words: hot
Perez has officially jumped the shark. Any media person who pushes the notion that Ashton Kutcher's face is "busted" and unattractive, then says Ashton's career is in the crapper - who has several upcoming movies, a TV show on the air, and whose image can be found splashed all over the major magazines on a regular basis - has lost their mind along with any minute amount of credibility and relevancy they might have had.
Ashton is total eye candy. Even on his ugliest, most decrepit day in his 90s, he'll still be easy on the eye compared to Perez on his best day now.
WHAT?!?!?!?!? he looks super pretty there!!! He has a matured look to him, and I don't see anything wrong with his nose, it might look a little different because he's not on an angle. You could only dream that you would look like that Perez, you're fucking disgusting!!! For starters you are morbidly obese, you have terrible acne, chipmunk teeth and disgusting thin hair (to name a few). Before you go and pick apart other people you should take a looooong look in the mirror!!!
he looks like he has encephalytus here. his swollen face and head are all out of proportion.
Why doesn't meat smile? I.E Ryan Seacrest. Isn't thier more to modeling then pouting. Or has male modeling not grown from herion chic. Plus the two have loads of cash anyway break out the pretty teeth in your smile why dont ya. Or at least give us one. We'll think better of ya. Maybe Demi has spread the word that not using your face musles will preserve them. Kelso would believe it.
WTF??? Ashton is super sexy…
How can anybody not like Ashton!
I mean come on.. he's one hot piece if ass!!!
OMG! He did a great job on SNL this weekend. I don't see them asking u to be on that show!!!
Nooo Perez I think he looks major!!
He's sooooo hot!
i would hardly call that face busted! hes gorgeous
I wish I looked that "busted"…and so do you, Perez!
Perez, i'm sorry but he looks fucking AMAZING. He's absolutely GORGEOUS and you know it, i just think you're jealous. Ashton's nose isn't big, it's a REAL MAN'S nose. Ashton is a beautiful man and you know it.. any chance to be a man bitch huh?! Twat.
I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
HE LOOKS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
he looks sexyyyyy
Don't like a guy with a waist- prefer Josh D-roundeed and packed
i think he looks sexy
I think Ashton looks hot in this pic!
I think he looks hot!
I don't know what your talking about Perez…. Ashton is one of the hottest men in hollywood
WONDER IF HE HAS MANOREXIA?
"Annoyed" said it best - Perez has jumped the shark! Or lost his touch. Actually, what is it with Perez and the Demi Moore clan? I am starting see a pattern unfold here. Is it possible that someone/s from the Moore camp have done Perez wrong?
PEREZ HATES "MOORE" PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
Perez, please keep ridicule to the usual suspects (wannabes, train wrecks, no talent hacks, posers, mean people, and Paris) lest you loose your lovableness.
He is still fine as hell. So STOP IT Perez!!!!
uhhhh….are you hi? drunk? stoned? HE IS PERFECT!!!! he looks better the older he gets!!!!!!!!!!!! u wish you had 1% of his looks!!!! p.s. whats with all the jealousy?
YOUR SITE IS SUCKING MORE AND MORE EACH DAY! YOUR COMMENTS ARE LAME AND THE CELEBS YOU FEATURE ARE EITHER D CLASS OR HAS BEENS. I'VE USUALLY ENJOYED COMING HERE BUT LATELY….boring, boring…yawn. and now you're a music genius too. PERHAPS YOU'RE PASSED YOUR EXPIRY DATE…MAYBE WE ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND US THAN THESE LOSERS.
Ok, he's had 2 successful series (only off the air for like 2 seasons). Handful of movies. Producing a TV show currently. Yet his career is in the toilet???? Perez…. sounds like he's had plenty of work lately. How many films have you done? How many shows have you starred in? ….. that's what I thought. Yo are a gossip hound…. a sometimes mean spirited b*tch…. sounds like you may have the not-so-successful career.
dunno wot ur talking aboutr perez ashon looks HOT in this pic , theres nuthin whrong with his nose
i love it and him
i see sexy… no matter if he calls his wife mommy!
i think i figured you out!!! it seems as though you have a problem with the whole family! ashton is perfect! demi never better! and PLEASE quit with the potato head crap! nobody finds it funny! just cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE HATES THESE MOORES! STAY AWAY FROM THESE MOORES!
for anyone who is a fan of The Jerk…..
I agree with Perez on this one…. he's is looking beat. Maybe people dont recall less than 5 years ago this man looked absoultely flawless!!
Not aging that well….maybe Demi has something to do with it ….all the pressure form the potato heads.
If Demi gets another four years with Ashton I'm sure she will be more than happy. I doubt she can expect more than that. He's just too hot to want a 50 year old woman when he's so much younger.
You're losing it Perez - he looks HOTTER THAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! And his nose looks fine to me too
Re: ur mama – This has got to be Perez pretending to be someone who agrees with his ridiculous and moronic opinon.
*cue damage control*
LOL
tee hee hee…. but I would still do him.
Do you think that for my birthday pressie you can divert attention from Demi *your bff just long enough for me to have my way with Ashton?
love you,
Kris
He looks scrumptious….what the hell are u talking about!!!
He may not be in front of the camera as much as he used to be but I love Miss Guided. Funny show!
At least he knows how to get his producer hustle on (i.e. Punked, Beauty & The Geek) because his acting skills are crap. Butterfly Effect anyone?
Perez! He must not be your type, that's all.
i heard he's an asshole now that he's all famous. we're from the same city and i know a lot of people who went to school with him. hollywood has gone to his head.
Hey, Butterfly Effect was a really cool movie - and very successful.
Oh and yeah i'm totally with jwc - Perez, quit with the potato head thing. It's NOT funny. You just pick on people who've done nothing wrong. I'm pretty sure no one finds the comments about Rumor remotely funny…
Mario how can you call anyone busted and you're obese. You are repulsive
everything about perez is busted
If that is busted, I want some. Isn't he producer for a bunch of reality shows people have been watching? What do you mean his career is in the crapper? Give me a break.
His face looks busted? This is the best he has ever looked. I think a certain over weight ug-mo is a touch jealous!
Just because Ashton isnt a fame whore doensnt mean he's a hasbeen.
He has a movie coming out with Cameron Diaz.
He seems to like being behind the cameras just as much as infront.
Pop Fiction/Miss Guided.
And if that's busted you must be bused x 1029174
Sorry Perez you're wrong Ashton's a god.
His nose is perfectly symetrical to his face.
I don't even like Ashton Kutcher but this post is the one that will finally get me off of this site for good. You have no credibility at all Perez. I'm done with this site!!
Jealous much? Whatever happened to the not judging of people thing? Whatever, Ashton is looking gorgeous. Something all the photoshop in the world couldn't manage for you.
Jealous much fat boy? It looks like he's got the looks, body, and life you wished you could have. Too bad Perez, but you are ugly, fat, and have NO talent. Just a bitter tired old queen.
ugh hes FINE perez!!! wat r u talking about!!! he looks better than ur sorry-ass self lol
This picture of Kutcher makes Brad Pitt look like a troll.
Have you lost your mind man?
What are you talking about Perez, he looks gorgeous!
i cant belive you would say that perez….he's truly an incredible looking man. his nose looks fine..when i see him, i think of hot ass men's underware commercials,,, when i see you i think of a fat fucking person that you can hear breathing from across the room…not for nothing perez, i love your website and all, but you are BUTT-fucking ugly
he looks HOT =]] hey isnt he gonna be in that movie with cameron diaz whats it called??? i wanna see it
Dude…. it's David Boreanaz… Angel is OVER PEOPLE yeesh
Seriously? You of all people are bagging on Ashton? He still looks damn good and I think you have too much of your shitty hair dye in your eyes and ears. The things you promote on this site are rediculous.
how is his career in the crapper?
new movie, produces shows.. yeah, that sucks.
busted? are you serious? he looks like a hot cup of vanilla hot chocolate to me…
He looks the same, and he is beautiful
ASHTON LOOKS FUCKIN SEXY
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how can you say his face is busted!?!? his face is the most gorgeous thing on this planet.
This guy is a doofus moron. How be became successful at anything other than modeling is a mystery. Demi must have had a sudden drop in IQ to go from Bruce Willis to this turd vendor.
Wow, I never thought that Ashton was that good looking, but I think he looks better with age, and here is not exception! He looks absolutely fine, no need to bash him!
ashton looks hotter than ever and you…well…your ugly and fat so dont talk about other people's looks. Fat people are not allowed to critique. thanks
WTF are you on Perez? Guys like him will look good at any age. It's an evolutionary thing, alpha males won't lose their attractivenes.
I'm gonna have to disagree with you big time on this one! He looks the same as he always does, which is super cute. His nose looks the same, everything looks the same - cute as always!
He seems the young brother of GALE HAROLD
Gale is better actor and hotter than Mr. Moore
daaaaaaamn, he looks HOT!!!!!!!
Wow Perez you are really digging these days for something to write about aren't you.
This is how people talk about YOU now Perez…you can only imagine what they'll say after your 15 minutes is over, eh?
"Busted" Flubber you better look again!
Ashton is soooo freakin' hot. He looks sooo good, very classic and handsome. Loves him!!
I actually read the whole article from details magazine, and from what I read, I actually respect the guy even more. Go Ashton!
Thanks for always keeping us posted! Love you Perez!
Perez only wishes he could be as good looking, as talented, and just to land the cover of Details. If Kutcher suddenly went insane, blind, took Ecstasy, became really horny…. he would still not fuck Perez with his worst enemies dick. Wishful thinking you fucking wannabe.
he can sit his butthole on my tongue anytime.
YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO MAKE FUN OF HIS LOOKS??? DUDE YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A WHORES HERPE RIDDEN VAGINA GOT SHOT WITH AN 8MM AND THEN RAPED BY 10 TERRORISTS…YOU ARE SERIOUSLY ONE UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKER……KNOW YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD BENEATH THE HUMAN RACE AND ALONGSIDE THE ANIMALS….
thats rediculous, he looks smoking hot
HE IS SO FREAKING HOT…. ASHTON, NOT YOU PEREZ. YOUR SOO ANNOYING GET A LIFE
this is the most ridiculous load of crappola i have ever read… perez you are one jealous bitch. Ashton is one of the most beautiful human beings on the planet.
No offense Perez, but you have ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT to criticize other people's looks, you ugly, superficial asshole. You are perhaps one of the ugliest people I have ever seen (in reference to the excess amount of lard you carry around all day, the horrendous acne which covers you face, and the jacked up teeth which comprise your hideous mouth that licks dick all day). Good day you superficial cunt.
Ashton must have dissed you at a party, Perez. Stop hating b/c you know he's hot!
Perez I usually agree with you but Ashton Busted??? NOPE he looks hot…sorry
What's your problem, Perez?
Demi & Ashton have the same age difference than Brad & Angelina. Why do you love the latter couple so much and keep remarking about the year gap of the first one??? Is it because Demi is a WOMAN??? Are you being sexophobic or what?!
I've never thought Ashton was hot or anything, but this cover actually shows him aging quite nicely. He no longer looks like a goofy prat but more like a man.
he looks hot!
"And his face is looking BUSTED!"
Well PeeRez, at least he's not a naturally born fugly fat fucking pig like you! It always amazes me when you pick on other people's looks. Hey dude, the Gay community met last night and we all decided we did NOT want you in our ranks any longer. You're just too fucking ugly PeeRez. Now step off fatty.
sorry man, he is smokin hott
Poor guy, once the pretty wears off, he won't even get offered magazine covers anymore!
say in 20 years
Such a sad story. Beautiful boy now road kill. Run over by a two ton EGO called 'Demi'. She ain't no half ton kiddies. She's invested some serious time in keepin that snatch of hers snatchable. Still you'd think the 'sleeping boy' might wake up some time soon…before this really becomes a tragedy of Hollywood proportions.
i wonder what the fkin G says.
don't tell me you are jealous of him because he has demi and he is prettier than you and you can't have him?
you're kidding…right? he looks sexy! and i don't even find him that attractive to be honest! just a tad too critical, there, perez.
haha perez ur an idiot
ashton looks GORGEOUS on this cover so ur the one who must be on crack this time!!
BUSTED is right if BUSTED is the new slang for fine and wish I was Demi…all I can say is PEREZ is a little jealous.
Ashton is hot and i would trade places with demi any day… hell i do them both!haha GOOO KELSOOO
who the fuck are you to say HE looks busted? look at you, you fat fuck! i'm glad you made a career of making fun of others and over-exposing your [not so] hispanic ass! you even LIE about the fact that you're a publicity whore! shame shame shame.
THIS WHITE BOY IS PHINE PHINE PHINE
Perez has some balls to call this face busted… perez no ones gonna believe his face is busted now just because you said so… i know your trying
he's really hot!!!!