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"Butter Knife Pulled From Boy's Head"
Ouch! That must have hurt. CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline!
Butter Knife Pulled From Boy's Head
A Vancouver boy had a butter knife pulled from his head at a hospital Sunday.
Tyler Hemmert said he and a friend were sitting on a park bench when another boy became angry with them and threw a knife at them.
“When he threw it, we both ducked,” said Nate Leach, Tyler’s friend. “… It just stuck him in the head.”
The butter knife became lodged in Tyler's head between his scalp and skull. “It, like, stung like a bee for a while,” Tyler said.
Tyler went to a nearby house for help and his friend ran several blocks to tell Tyler’s father.
Brian Hemmert said he didn’t stop to put on his shoes. He drove to the park and an ambulance followed moments later.
“What I wanted to do was yank it out,” Brian Hemmert said. “But I knew better.”
Tyler said he could still feel the knife. “I could see the handle of the butter knife, sticking out,” he said. “That’s when I freaked out.”
The ambulance took Tyler to the hospital with the knife still in his head.
“They took a CAT scan to make sure it wasn’t in my skull,” he said. “Then they numbed it, and cut it open and ripped the knife out.”
Tyler received five stitches to hold his scalp together. He had a bandage wrapped around his head Sunday night.
Police said they interviewed the boy who threw the knife. Juvenile authorities will decide whether charges will be pursued.
Re: puregonger – IT'S VANCOUVER WASHINGTON YOU MORON! I am soooo excited that my city made the news for this silly incident! It's super dorky and I did my victory dance that Vancouver WA made Perez, the best site on the internet.
Hey OUCH, what is wrong with you?! Why would you say something like that? Hope you never have children because you're missing a sensitivity chip.
Kids and teens are starting to become very violent lately. This boy, the girl who was beaten on youtube, and those third graders who planned to kill their teacher…what is wrong with the world??
Re: puregonger – Yeah you're right…we dont have to worry about being shot down every time we go out…god bless the u.s.a.
losers
Wow! Poor kid! It's insane and really sad to think that young kids are doing this sort of crap to each other.
he needs to lay off the butter
dumb kid.
I hate how dumb people always end up on big sites
from the same town as me
:(
and this kid is from VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON
not canada.
duh
wow
Oh man, first the 3rd graders taking a knife and stuff to school to tie their teacher up and do god knows what to her because their pissed, now this! And that's not all! Kids these days, you all think they were born soulless or something? Like in that Demi Moore movie? Maybe it's a sign…LMFAO
This one's a no brainer. (Just couldn't resist.) Old Testament says "eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot". Go fetch the kid the kid who threw the knife. He got a little something coming. (Still, just couldn't resist.)
What? They will decided if charges will be pressed??? He stabbed a kid in the knife with a head don't the fucking retard cops realize he might do it again?
Re: puregonger – this wasn't in Canada this was in Vancouver Washington
Hey! This is Vancouver, Washington USA - not Canada!
Re: Linda –
Actually, there is on in Washington too - which is where the incident happened.
Re: megan –
Yes, Vancouver, British Columbia is in Canada. However, Vancouver, Washington is in the US. This happened in Vancouver, Washington.
Re: puregonger –
Uhh…Vancouver, Washinton buddy…good try though
Re: puregonger –
Uhh…Vancouver, Washington buddy…good try though
HEY THATS MY TOWN!!!!! HAHA ONLY IN THE COUVE!
KIDS TODAY ARE FUCKING GANGSTA! DON'T PISS THEM OFF OR THEY'LL PLOT TO KILL YOU! KIDS DON'T FRONT NO MORE! THEY WILL STAB A BITCH!
i hope they press charges. kids need to learn responsibility.
Re: Hootzzzz –
TOTALLY AGREE!!!
Why can you dish it out but you can't take it FAT BOY!!! Maybe they should draw food falling out of your mouth or coke in your nose or a dick in your mouth, oh wait you would like that Fat Boy!
That's completey F'd up in my opinion, and the kid who threw the knife should be charged with assult with a weapon. Kids know better, and if they don't, they ought to charge the parents as well for not teaching him to act right.
Wow…a butter knife?
wow he must've thrown that knife really hard! poor kid, jeez…..
lmao whad de..
kids dese dais can b so weird eh
i mean how can sum kid jus randomly trow a nife at a childs head?????
it jus makes no sense 2 me……………………………..
i cracked up a bit in da beggining but dere aint nun funny bout dis ri?
*~-PeacCe-~*
Wow… what were the odds? They better press charges!
ouch that must of hurt like b****, im mean dat kid must of thrown it with full strength if he lodged it to tyler's head
kids r crazy these days
it's horrible but a don't know why I'm laugthing hahahha i found it funny lol
hahhahahaha that's a portland news story
This is Vancouver, WASHINGTON…not Canada.
Ok….so it wasn't in Vancouver, Canada idiot….it was in Vancouver, WA….jeez..
BLAME CANADA!!!
HEY, FATASS FUCKFACE (Perez Hilton)….. Tyler's from Vancouver, WASHINGTON, *not* Vancouver, BRITISH COLUMBIA. Idiot. MGMBill.*org (has more on the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
ouch….ur an ass!!! tht poor kid had a knife in his head and u leave a comment like tht ur an asshole!!!
whats with all the stories about kids getting hurt lately?
thats sad, find some dumb celeb to talk shit about. Not some poor kid… even for me, thats a little to fucked up..
Re: That Girl – I think the reason you hadn't heard this story is because it was Vancouver Washington, not Vancouver B.C
Re: puregonger – That wasnt canada dude.
That could happen anywhere, give me a break.
You guys are sure mean as hell tonight. leave the kid alone, he gets a knife in his head but thats not enough for you idiots you have to make rude comments about the kids weight. as if any of you are even close to perfect. kiss my fat a@@ and quit showing your intelligence with stoopid comments you jerry springer stars!
So…. I live where this happened…. and I think it's kind of dumb the coverage that is recieved by people that get stabbed in the head with anything… And the kid is just fine, but I'm unsure as to how a BUTTER KNIFE did that, those things are fucking dull.
It's Vancouver, WASHINGTON, retards, not British Columbia!
haha better think twice and read the article before assuming it was Canadians!
This actually happened in Vancouver, WA not in Canada.
A lot of you who post here are VERY insensitive. What if this happened to you, or one of your family members, obviously you don't have kids to say something like that. Also, the large wrap around his head for ONLY 5 STITCHES IS BECAUSE OF INFECTION!!! He could get an infection and that could pose a serious health threat just for that. Also, he's lucky he got it in the head and not too deep, like in the eye. But I feel some of you sick bastards like that shit. Your too damn cool, insensitivity is the new Baby bump. Move on and give this kid some respect. How the hell would you act. No, I take that back, life without parole sucks and human life is sacred and for crying out loud, he's a KID. Get over yourself and think of someone else for once in your life. I am only posting at the hate mongulars. My thoughts are with that poor kid and his family. And remember, don't walk accross the street with that big ass Frappichiono and big Whopper and don't watch were your going and almost gets hit by a bus, now that shit SUCKS, so stop, you don't know when the next nasty thing will happen to you and I hope not. TOLERANCE my freind… practice that!
Someone saw his profile with some photos on black white kiss dot co m , where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. He feels lonely, doesn't he?
Poor little guy! I hope he gets over the experience and that this doesn't happen again.. geez. Get better soon
OMGD, WTF is wrong with kids today? Thankfully he's alright.
I say that the brat kid that threw the knife should have to stand up against a wall and get knives thrown at him as punishment. That will make him think twice for sure.
Haha I moved from the bay area california to this shit hole Vancouver, WASHINGTON…DAMN THE TRASH OUT HERE IS RIDICULOUS. I'm stuck here until I finish my last credits to my transfer A.A. to get my ass back to a state or place where people don't run around smoking their meth & fucking around WalMart all damn day & we don't have a bunch of obese people bringing people down with their bad fucking attitude, because of the bad fucking weather up here. You know what I'm NOT suprised this happened. His mom was probably shopping at Walmart or Winco with her food stamps or smoking her meth to watch her damn kid that she can only afford to fatten up with the dollar menu from McDonald's. Anyways does anyone want to put a butter knife in my head, because I can't stand how it snows here during the spring when it's 80 degrees in california…
ps vancouver, canada has a lot more to offer than knock off vancouver, washington…trashy just like knock off designer purses
Why are people leaving comments slagging off this poor child. You are a bunch of evil fucks, do you not know what impact negative comments have on children or are you all too up your own arse to care. Shame on you all.
Pay attention Perez and those who have posted. It happened in VANCOUVER WASHINGTON *NOT* THE VANCOUVER IN CANADA. Hence the Oregon News channel. (Vancover, WA borders Portland, Or)
Bless his heart the poor fellow hope he will be alright kids today are getting so violent
That little bastard needs to go to jail. WTF throwing a FUCKING butter knife at the kid's head. Little bastard.
I'm so happy he's okay. Thanks Perez for your heart in this situation. It was kind of you to share this story with us. I'll keep him my thoughts and prayers.
The punishment should fit the crime.
That's probably the "best" thing that's ever happened to his dumb ass. He looks like he's making a big deal about it and milking the attention he's getting for the superficial flesh wound that it was. Big freakin' deal.
OMG kids are crazy nowadays! They just want to kill everybody! 4th graders wanna kill their teachers, kids with guns..what the hell!? What are they learning at home?! Parents get shittier by the day!
Gooood thing he hada lot of head fat ????? lol
Hahahahahahahahahah
Probably tried to eat it.
Re: puregonger – unfortunately this wasn't Vancouver BC it was Vancouver, Washignton.
Re: ouch –
hey ouch, your momma didnt raise you right…be nice to the kid
haha!!!!!!!!
WOW…WOW…no wow. I'm so proud I'm from the COUVE!! haha. duh.
You have this story filed wrong it did not happen in Canada. It happened in Washington State. It may help to change it so that when people are making comments they do so correctly.
This is not from canada, it is from washington.
Re: shara says –
Vancouver is in BC.
How can someone make fun of this guy? hes a frickin survivor, he should write book
well maybe if he wasn't so fat he wouldent get it stuck in his fat ass skull.
jks! lol
he's an adorable CHILD. no one deserves to be harmed. the children who were violent should be punished for what they did. Anyone on this site who is making fun of this CHILD and what he went through is a disgusting human being.
Re: bent – puregonger….at least it was just a butter knife and not a gun
only in america
Is that Jason Davis??
Re: STAYOUTTABOYSBUTTS – SOUTHWESTERN BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA , YOU IDIOT.
Re: STAYOUTTABOYSBUTTS – ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WASHINGTON IDIOT
Go thing it didnt end worse…That would have been sad : (
Yeah it was Vancouver, Washington not Vancouver BC
Anyone hear about these 2 ten year olds that plotted to kill their teacher? They got caught before it happened but they had these knives and stuff like that. Pretty crazy how kids are these days.
Re: Linda –
not if it is in Vancouver WASHINGTON (which is where it was)which is in the USA, but yo know i understand americans aren't educated in their geography sometimes.
ummm. ya…this took place in Vancouver, washington…. last time i checked that wasnt in Canada. Nice try though….
Now That Brings New Meaning To The Name "Butter Face"
LMFAO !
Dude, thats not just sick, but its flippin hilarious.
"He became angry and threw a knife"
I mean if this kid has enough nerve to throw the knife at this kid, then most likely little mister knife in my head did something to start it.
I know kids are screwed up these days, but normally random knife throwing has something behind it (:
This kid could have been seriously injured. This something not to be taken lightly. All of the people that made fun of this kid wouldn't be feeling this way if it had happened to their child. I am glad that he is doing well and thankful that he will be okay.
yeah thats the first thing i though when i saw this was that he was eating too fast and had an accident
Re: puregonger –
Worser shit has happaned in the states…. like… a polygamist ranch gone mad? lmao….
PEREZ!
This story didn't happen in Canada! It happened in Vancouver, WASHINGTON! Fox12 is my news station here in Portland, so I know for sure that this happened in Washington, not in Canada! Get your facts straight, Perezzers!
poor little fat kid. wonder what the other kid got mad a tubby and his friend for? whatever it was, i'm sure it didn't warrant throwing a friggin' knife at them. i can't believe they need to 'decide' on pressing charges - this is assault! possibly attempted murder even. jack-assed canadians.
oops. it was washington state, not canada. i meant to type that, but in my defense, how often do you hear about vancouver, washington? not much. i also agree with those who said he is hamming it up for the camera. 5 stitches isn't much, and you wouldn't get bandaged like that by hospital personnel. he said himself it only stung like a bee sting, it wasn't a horrible, unbearable pain. he looks like a ham, he likes to ham it up for the camera, and i'm willing to bet he likes (loves!) to eat ham. ha!
Re: puregonger – As opposed to that female juvenile bullying beating thug being bailed out by a top rated counselling daytime show Doctor? Only in the U.S. That's just so much weirder and profit motivated and not only appears to disregard what she did, but would have rewarded her with notoriety had they gotten away with it and aired it.
I stuck a guy in the upper leg with a dart once. He was running back and forth in front of our dart game (mine and someone else's) being a jackass, and zigged when he should have zagged. He was the star school basketball player, and it was the season ending celebratory party. I'll never forget the look of horror our mutual coach gave me.
AFTER THE hozpital pulled the knife out of the head…if it waz me
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I would of took that same knife and shoved it up his azzhole.
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Decide on charges? Holy Jesus, my 9 year old son got the cops called on him by his school for repeatedly calling a girl Janine when her real name is Janelle!!!! I would HOPE they are only trying to decide what the appropriate charge is.
And this is what's wrong with young ones today. All they ever get is a slap on the wrist, if that, so why not go around and do this kind of thing and worse? The judicial system is a joke.
Just an FYI this is from Vancouver, Washington…..not British Columbia….so not so much canadialand!!!
oohh my god!!
why was a kid at a park packing a butter knife?
Come on guys. That kid got a butcher knife on his head. Give him a break.
i love how i read my local news on perez hilton HAHA
Re: Marcus Aurelius – Thank-you. Know any little 11 year olds? They may not charge him because he is also 11. Keep this going. To bad Im not short! And for the rest of you skinny asses, Tyler might be a big boy but in 7 years he will be bigger than most of you, come to Bay at his lasst football game and let him kick your asses if, if you dare. Love, MOM.
Re: PEREZ IS A FAT ASS – If you can find Vancouver, WA, US, come talk to your new DADDY, BITCH! WE wont bother with butter.
Tylers Father.
Re: VANCOUVER, WA IS WORSE THAN CANADA – Go back, You shouldnt have come here at all.You dishonor Vancouver, I hope you fail your classes because your YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY. Vancouver is good enough for an education? Werent you accepted anywhere else? I was working on my house that I own, after I fed the boys a good b-fast and they were gone to a park by the house, for less than 10 minutes. Your insinuations suck, I hope you never have children, and for the record, many military families are on foodstamps while their other is deployed. Be careful, do you live in a glass house. Tylers MOM.
Calling out #104-
Sounds like you have some issues too! Sounds like you're as fat and sad as this loser. Just ask youself- IS HE FAT? YES so what did the other guy say that was sooo wrong. All you fat losers that can't see reality need to check yourselves and if you have a problem with it come and see me in West Palm Beach FL. I PIMP it black explorer style!
OH and NKOTB RULE!!!!