Who The Eff Is This????
Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow > Photoshop Awardz
What the fuckity fuck did they do to Gwyneth????
Oscar-winner Paltrow is on the cover of the new issue of Vogue, and she's barely recognizable.
Whoever did this Photoshop work needs a harsh spanking!
Gwyneth looks more like that robot than a human.
On second thought, maybe that's not such a bad thing after all!
Posted: April 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm
yeah, she def looks very weird and robotic - but i think it was supposed to look like that
I think she looks like the girl who plays Juliet on Lost.
Fuckity Fuck…ROFL
I totally agree! the hair, the dress, the brows to the whole face. WTF?
Everybody gets photoshopped nowdays, Vagonna, Mimoo, Demi Moo-er, Ashton Kutchie so why not Gwyneth? technology is the bain of out society.
The interns must be running the art department at Vogue. Seriously, between Gwynnie and Drew Barrymore being ridiculously Photoshopped … I'm surprised Anna Wintour hasn't kicked some ass.
She looks like that woman from Lost
SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN BORING~!
I thought it was the girl who plays the blonde doctor on Lost at first. I'd have never known it was Gwyneth Paltrow.
I just like the headline below her picture! "when good work goes bad undoing medical mistakes"
Priceless!
Am I the only one thinking she looks pretty?
She always looks pretty, but airbrushed or not, she still does in the picture.
She resembles a mermaid or a fish. No color.
Who cares?!?… the woman's KERAZEEEEE! She named her baby "APPLE" for farrrks sake!
DOUCHE!
Well, we know for sure who it isn't- it isn't a smart person.
she looks like juliet from lost.
It really does look photoshopped…The face is at an odd angle, why do they need to do that to her. She needs no retouching.
I figured it out!!! Her eyes were enlarged…they are not that big normally!!!
she looks like her mom
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Sorry I'm with my Queen, she does look to fixed up… It does NOT look natural……
Come on P, she looks good.
It looks like they superimposed the head of her photon onto her body. They probably liked the angles on her body but hated the face so they found a good face shot and VOILA!
what happened to her brest???? it looks bigger…
haha- sit my coffeee out– fuckity fuck!! funny- and ya–she looks mad awkward in this pic..
Her "brest?" "It" looks bigger? WTF? Does she have only one?
Gweneth IS a robot!!
She WISHES!!! Why don't these idiots with the magazines and their covers simply just draw anything they want us to see and save picture-taking money! That Leibovitz (sp?) photographer, you know she is not cheap! The magazines could pocket what they would have paid the photographers, and we would be as offended as when they do this photoshop thingy thing like above. Idiots.
that's a nasty ass pic of gwyneth. eek.
Why is Fishsticks still on all these covers and treated like she’s still relevant? She’s over. No one liked her because of her snooty attitude and stupid pretentious comments she makes in the press. In the 90s when she was letting her fame get to her head she went in this one interview going on about how she is an icon and everyone copies her style and she invented long hair. And her mother was telling the press she is the new Grace Kelly. Please Gwyneth you are and never was Grace Kelly get over yourself.
She used all her family and business connections to make it in hollywood. Seh doesn’t deserve anything And she sure as hell shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue when she’s not relevant. And all the great parts are going to Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet now. Sorry Fishsticks!
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is this dress oscar de la renta?
i saw a dress that looks just like this at an oscar de la renta trunk show at the flagship neiman marcus store in downtown dallas about 2 weeks ago and the dress was off the hook!!!! so totally hot.
It looks like they copy and pasted her face on that neck and body. She doesn't have that much boobage and her neck isn't that long. (We won't even mention how much sandblasting they did on her face.)
Amen, Mandy. She looks just like Heidi.
….SHE LOOKS LIKE JULIET FROM LOST.
E.T. phone home
they did the same thing last month with drew….
There she is- America-Loathing Gwynnie Paltrow in all her dreadful glory.
Notice how they photoshopped bigger tits on her.
I love that the headline "when GOOD work goes BAD: undoing medical mistakes" is right underneath this terrible photo of gwen
she looks like JULIET from LOST. I even thought that for a second, and I thought it was only me. But then I saw alllllllll the comments on how much she looks lik her. Then I see the ones where people are going "ewwwww" and "she looks like E.T." Fucking morons, they'd pay a million bucks to even BE photoshopped. Stupid fucking ugly fat bitches don't know anything.
Re: zane – You're right…that totally looks like Juliet from Lost. That's the first person I thought of…
She looks just like her Mother! Absolutely GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
i think she looks like juliet from Lost here, actually. I love that dress though!
Looks like Heidi Montag!
she looks more like an airbrushed version of that blonde chick from Lost
In this picture she looks exactly like Elizabeth Mitchell who plays Juliet on Lost
she looks like a younger version of her mom, blythe danner
god will these freakin magazines cut the shit already! she looks so stupid and if I were here I would never do a photoshoot again with Vogue! but shes a fame whole so she will.
she looks pretty much just like her mother in this pic.
Vogue is so fucked up. I still can't get over the last cover…Drew Barrymore looking nothing like herself. Fucking bizarre. Like theres anyghing wrong with how she looks normally.
She looks like that chick from Lost
Yuk.. she always looks great, but they made her look like an anorexic celine dion look alike
She's still as ugly as a toad!
looks like celine d…
She looks more like her mom, Blythe Danner, there.
she looks like Julie from LOST! hahaha i thought it was her
I can guaranatee you, she hates this cover. Of course, she is thrilled to HAVE a cover, but what a weird yucky cover. Her head looked super-imposed on a smaller body. So that will mess with her self-confidence. Those ads she does for that huge cosmetic company, what, Lauder or what -evah, they are SO STIFF and ugly. and when you think of the top notch photogs and make up and hair and EVERY thing, and then she just looks, gross.
This is fear in advertising. She is a beautiful, if annoying, woman.
She deserves to look human.
"Fuckity fuck": made me laugh out loud! Snort! That is hysterical!
deja vu of drew barrymore's recent vogue cover that also looked a bit odd…
must be the same airbrusher as the one who did the Estee Lauder Pleasures ads…she looks like a freak.
Celine Dion?
she looks like her mom!!! and the makeup makes her look more pale than usual!!!!
YOU ARE HILARIOUS…WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS RIGHT!
that bitch is a robot
It looks like her face was put on someone elses body!! What is going on with Vogue and weird overly photoshopped covers?! First Drew Barrymore and now Gwyneth? Is Anna still checking the covers??
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL FROM LOST WHO LIKES JACK
Don't you see the (sort of) theme. The tron head on the table… perhaps it was intentional…?
IS FUG ANYWAYS….SHIT
SHE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK A LITTLE STIFF - NOTICE THE HELMET IN THE BOTTOM CORNER. IT'S IRON MAN'S HELMET AND SHE IS STARRING IN THAT MOVIE WITH ROBERT DOWNEY JR… HELLO!?!?!?! HASN'T ANYONE HEARD OF SUBTLE PROMOTION.
she looks like the actress that plays Juliet on Lost
Doesn't she look like Céline Dion?
the face is pretty, it's just not Gwynth Paltrow. Too bad, because now I'll always think "she was so pretty on vogue that time, she's not so cute anymore- what happened?" oh, and she looks like a bobble head.
What career???????????????????????????????????
wow wow wow. Photoshop is evil, and about as realistic as plastic surgery- she looks like her body was stolen from Ariel the mermaid,and her face is super-imposed on some strange head. The sad saga of a plain-looking rich girl getting older- I love it!!
She looks like that blonde chick from Lost that Matthew Fox's character hooked up with… the blondie… Can you tell i can't be bothered watching Lost?
Does anyone else think it looks like her face is pasted on someone else's body?
At the very least, they could've finally put those tits of hers back up where they belong.
Them teeny little ding dongs been closer to her bellybutton for YEARS.
OH MY GOD NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
What did they do to her! She is way to beautiful for crap @$$ photoshop jobs!
PS-help me out here what does "first" really mean? Is it like "First" to comment….or First on the issue itself?
er..so does Kylie on that vile German mag cover NOT that you say anything about that you damn hypocrite.Does that tired old bag Kylie PAY you to promote her talentless self .?
Separated at Birth: Gwen and the chick who plays Juliette on LOST
lucky lady, she is morphing into her mother and it looks great!!!!! blythe has such a healthy look compared to gwyneth that i kind of didn't expect this.
nice genes, you go girl.
Gwennie SUCKS!
Christ, rich bitches and their "simple" lives…
If this were true, she'd be living in a REGULAR HOUSE with a REGULAR LIFE like the rest of us joes, instead of prancing around on magazine covers in a dress that probably costs more than my car.
She looks like that girl from CSI Miami!
she looks like that tranny celine dion
she looks like Juliet from LOST
she IS a robot
She looks Elfin…
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she looks like Celine Dion (not a compliment)
she looks fabulous - on another note, have YOU taken a look in the mirror recently?
Definately LOOOKS very ODD, like the body doesnt match the Face… Hmmm Retouch>>? iam no Xpert but looks Strange,
She's always looked like a robot!
Totally looks exactly like Juliet from Lost… Scary!!!
bad photoshop job. I could do better with sizzors and past
SKANK!….GO BACK TO PARIS WHERE THEY HATE ALL AMERICANS!