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"Man Accused of Handcuffing New Bride in Dog Cage"
Oh, the dramz! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Man Accused of Handcuffing New Bride in Dog Cage
A man is accused of handcuffing his wife inside a dog cage days after they were married in Las Vegas.
Canton police Lt. Greg Boudreaux says 28-year-old Matthew George also fired gunshots inside the home. His wife, Mary Swihart, was not injured.
George was found in a car pulled to the side of the road early Sunday in neighboring Springfield Township. Boudreaux says George had taken a large number of pills and was hospitalized at Akron City Hospital.
A spokeswoman says George wasn't at the hospital Monday.
Boudreaux says charges of abduction, assault and domestic violence are pending.




I think her stomach is looking like that because: too much diet and little exercise.
I lost 38 kg ( about 80 lb?) in 10 months.. and my stomach became just like that.. and i didn't work out at all.. i just eate eggs.. for 10 months..
But now i've got 20kg back om my body. But its okay. I'm happy.
Eww she's gotta do some standing legwork and exercises to flatten and strengthen her abs!
Oh God! I live in Canton! I live among sickos…Anyone wanna vacation here…NOT
She needs to wear a one piece. Doesn't she look in the mirror before she goes out like that? It's just euw.
These Vegas type marriages never work out, but what does that have to do with that awful photo of Tara Reids's stomach? How does a stomach even get like that??? A tummy tuck on an anorexic alcoholic?????
PS Knock it off #32 Krista, you sound like a jackass.
He deserves to spend a little time in a dogcage as well. Jerk!
She should really stop showing off that plastic surgery no-no. Oh well, maybe she's comfortable with it now, might as well be. That mistake has been there quite a while now.
Umm I don't think "dramz" would be an appropriate way of describing this headline. This is domestic abuse, abuse against women, and it's to be taken seriously.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER STOMACH
I don't understand why she didn't just work out? Instead she had to deal w/ a painful lipo and now looks like that. Of course, she doesn't come off as very smart; so…
Nona #95 has the right to her opinion just like the rest of us do… You telling her that she blows because she wrote something nice makes you look like a jackass! Is you blow and get real the only thing you could come up with? I would rather have 1 friend like Nona then 20 asshole friends like you! I'm sure that with your remarks your friends talk shit about you behind your back. Because you seem the kind of person to talk out of both sides of your ass about your friends!Re: Nona –
My bad I meant I would rather have a friend like Devon! I at least will admit my mistakes… Sorry Devon; Nona your the ass that my post was for!Re: Nona –
Re: krista –
wow, krista, count much?? 32 isn't exactly 1. it is 31 away from 1 to be exact. not your most shining moment is it? would your mother be proud of this little situation? what about your grandmother? i think not. lets think about this a little longer next time, okay??
is she laughing or crying? that stomach, omg - her thighs are fucked up too. her boobs aren't the best, but not horrible like some are making them out to be. i'm not perfect, but i'll be damned if i'd be seen in public like that. i wouldn't even look at myself if i looked like that! and for those asking if she's had children, that's irrelevant really. scores of women have many children and don't end up with THAT for a stomach.
Jesus Christ! What is wrong with her stomach? I suppose that's what happens when you don't eat.
Re: Nona – Re: heather – HAHHAAHA ROFL LMAO i was thinking the same shiz…FUCKING HELL YOU MORONS perez is not here to be a fucking charity / sociall worker it's a gossip column. if you want nice, go to a fucking chappel.
SOOO FUNNY WITH THE TARA REID PHOTO
Re: Nona – Re: heather – HAHHAAHA ROFL LMAO i was thinking the same shiz…FUCKING HELL YOU MORONS perez is not here to be a fucking charity / sociall worker it's a gossip column. if you want nice, go to a fucking chappel.
SOOO FUNNY WITH THE TARA REID PHOTO
Re: Nona – No96 Re: Nona – Re: heather – HAHHAAHA ROFL LMAO i was thinking the same shiz…FUCKING HELL YOU MORONS perez is not here to be a fucking charity / sociall worker it's a gossip column. if you want nice, go to a fucking chappel.
SOOO FUNNY WITH THE TARA REID PHOTO
Re: Nona – No96 Re: Nona – Re: heather – HAHHAAHA ROFL LMAO i was thinking the same shiz…FUCKING HELL YOU MORONS perez is not here to be a fucking charity / sociall worker it's a gossip column. if you want nice, go to a fucking chappel.
SOOO FUNNY WITH THE TARA REID PHOTO
Re: Nona – No96 Re: Nona – Re: heather – HAHHAAHA ROFL LMAO i was thinking the same shiz…FUCKING HELL YOU MORONS perez is not here to be a fucking charity / sociall worker it's a gossip column. if you want nice, go to a fucking chappel.
SOOO FUNNY WITH THE TARA REID PHOTO
What the fuck is wrong with the people who live in Stark county, and specifically, Canton, Ohio? Last year you had a married cop who killed his girlfriend and unborn baby so he wouldn't have to pay child support and then this nut bag! Not to mention the other weird sick shit that happens in that city that doesn't make the national news! I guess all the sane people must have moved away to safer cities leaving just the crazy douchebags behind. Glad I only have to drive through that town just once or twice a year and live in the relatively normal county of Summit where washed up musicians only try and hold up stores with gun shaped bottles of perfume!
what the hell is wrong wit people these days??
lol
What the hell is up with her stomach. Why does her skin look like it's sliding off. AND why is she wearing a bikini if it looks so icky?!
eww, looks like her belly button is frowning
eww gross stomach!
SICK! TYPICAL! You "first" people are RETARDED!
i live near canton, and i've heard this story locally… people are derranged anymore… it's rediculous
why r u showin us a pik of her and her yucky tummy?
Re: krista – hahaha so are you considering yourself a gay fuck too? You weren't first…or second…or hell, even 20th. Try #32. Get a fucking life.