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At least she has a sense of humor!
We actually like Shanna Moakler. We just like making fun of her more!
The [fill in whatever it is she does] just posted the following on her blog:
"Dear Diary (part 1)
Current mood: horny
Dear Diary
It's 7pm and I just woke up. I kicked all the 18 yr old boys out of my bed and I immediatley called my bff perez and gave him all the juice…I was in an extra man eating mood so i started off fucking the UCLA football team… sadly none of them had girlfriends, or fiances or wives, so I knew they wouldn't fill my void… before i could go anywhere i had to get my drink on.. so after 10 shots of patron, a bottle of everclear, i was getting warmed up.. how will I ever be taken seriously if I don't get a DUI and my crotch shot, fuck I've been trying for months now! I called the paps and let them know the kids were gone for the weekend and I was ready to get my cougar on! meet me at the bar and have the cameras ready…I have to say it was a slow night…the only dude worth talking to was 25 but fuck it…he had a bag full of blow and we laid it out on the table… who needs to go in and out of the bathroom when your as hot as me! bathrooms are for rookies! after numbing all my guilt and insecurities away i sure and hell didn't feel like i was getting the attention i deserved..I mean have you gone to www.whosdatedwho.com I will never catch up to my idols this way! I had to hook up with at LEAST 6 more dudes to meet my quota! who knew whoring, gold digging, and breaking into porn….I mean making a "stolen" sex tape! would be so hard! fuck it! it was my night to party! I fell on my face a couple times but i made it to the top of the bar where after a couple irish car bombs i danced to the beat in my own head….I knew i was one step closer to my dream. I blacked out a couple times driving home and I think I may have hit a deer but still no DUI. the night was a bust…I guess ill go back to bed. love and kisses
shannaxoxo"
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Haha. Kudos to her. You gotta have a sense of humor about what people say cause some stuff is outrageous. Humor kinda serves as a padding. Hey, if you don't laugh you're gonna cry, right?
love, peace, and a toke to choke on. :] Nikki
holy crap, Shanna is AWESOME!
I HATE HER,GO DRUNK DRIVING , GET UGLIER, TAKE SOME SLEEPING PILLS, DO MORE DRUGS. GO AWAY WE BEG OF YOU, GO AWAY!
hahah she's awesome i would write that shit too
haha that was actually clever
Fucking hilarious. Loved the digs at Paris.
She has dog breath, her kids should be taken away from her. I hope she rots in hell
This is fucking hilarious!
LMAO !!!!!
I happen to find that pretty funny actually.. I didn't know she was that funny
hahahah… I respect her.
Shanna's teeth are rotting from semen.
I don't really know who she is… so yes, I guess Perez gives publicity. I know girl! You can become famous like Tina by making the Tina-like videos LOL No, seriously, she sounds funny, and I like people with a sense of humor. Good on you, Shanna!
She lives off chid support, beer and dick, somebody piss on this tramp.
She thinks she being funny but she's got kids. Granted they are too young to read this crap now but what about in the future. She's a loser
Well written, do you think she wrote it? But, have to admit that it's pretty funny.
Good for her! You have to have a sense of humor. The prettier you are the more shit people talk. I think she has finallly said, "Fuck all you fat, lowlife losers, talk all you want…I think it's funny."
Either way, she was Mrs. America (?) and you weren't. N
Good for her! You have to have a sense of humor. The prettier you are the more shit people talk. I think she has finallly said, "Fuck all you fat, lowlife losers, talk all you want…I think it's funny."
Either way, she was Mrs. America (?) and you weren't.
this has made me love her, she couldn't have come up with a wittier way to snap back. love her love her love her hahahah!
she is hilarious!!
Ha she sure showed you, I knew that shit was fake.
Awesome
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Shit, Perez…you've been so fucking owned.
I have a newfound MAD respect for this bitch.
Used to hate her but now I love her. She's fucking fiercetastic!
Rotundez……..you need a new schtick!
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she's gorgeous! i wish she got back with Travis!
She is farken hilarious! Who is she?
love her and travis!!!!
Umm… I'm pretty sure the beef was that she was fucking obnoxiously drunk and hitting on someone else's man… not that she was snorting coke and fucking scores of dudes. Jesus.
Im pretty sure there is some truth to this letter she wrote Perez. She prolly actually DID just wake up to a bed full of 18 year old boys…lol. So what, bitch has a sense of humor. only cus she knows people who read "perezhilton.com" also will go to her myspace page. Do ya think she really would blow it off that easily? no, the dumb broad is STILL an attention seeker. Perez, shame on you for saying you actually "like" this skank bag of a ho. All i can say is one word.
"STARFUCKER!"
Im pretty sure there is some truth to this letter she wrote Perez. She prolly actually DID just wake up to a bed full of 18 year old boys…lol. So what, bit*h has a sense of humor. only cus she knows people who read "perezhilton.com" also will go to her myspace page. Do ya think she really would blow it off that easily? no, the dumb broad is STILL an attention seeker. Perez, shame on you for saying you actually "like" this skank bag of a ho. All i can say is one word.
"STARFUC*ER!"
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HAHAHAHA!!!! NOW I LOVE HER EVEN MORE!!! HOWEVER THROW AN ASS FUCK IN THERE AND IT'S A NIGHT OF A HILTON.
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Pretty funny! Great sense of humor and good for her for calling you out like that. Though she compromised her position by not conjugating "your," she should have written "you're" in one spot, but oh well, she was probably fast-typing.
Alright: the bitch whos saying that shanna fucked brandon davis? Probably Paris or one of her minions. And the people calling her a bad mom or writing "anonymous" letters? Its probably from the wife of the other guy in blink , remember shanna use to model for her clothing line. She probably got jealous and sent out an email or if not then paris did.
Oh I love it. She is just Da Bomb!
Shanna is a sweetheart…. get a life and look at yourself in the mirror - I'm sure you are a saint.
LMAO! That's the only thing she's done that I like, LOL.
i like it. good for her.
lol lol lol
she is hillarious!!! good job shanna
keep having fun
She is hilarious!!
shanna is so fucking funny!! hahaha.. at least she has a sence of humor!!
you go girl
that was fucking stupid..im surprised shes not like the others..well she still a bitch in my book..shes needs to be taking care of her kids instead of partying all the time and trying to be in the limelight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking love it. shes good
she's lame.
and boring.
mostly lame.
hahah this shit is funny as hell. props to her!
FINALLY - SOMEONE in the hollywood set who has a sense of sarcasm and reality - is anyone believe what she just said, then they should just hit another crack pipe. Shannon is HYSTERICAL. Thank god someone has a dose of what shes is and reality!!! Kicks for understanding herself - and MAJOR BALLS FOR SPEAKING WHAT IS REAL! Shannon, I was NEVER your fan, you were whiny and pathetic thru your show, but DAMN if you had shown this backbone thru your marriage and your show, I would have been cheering for you then as I am NOOOOOOOOOW!
loves it!!!! funny fukin shit!!!!!!
This chick has no taste. Everyone knows UCLA has the ugliest football team around. Fight On!!!!!!!!!!
Re: me – ur a stupid bitch
OMG I hope you paps listen I love you Perez but damn sure she is at least half right? Isnt she…..Millions of people go to your blog a month. She knows what shes doing.Happy to be last….Cathey
SOMEONE TAKE THE KEYBOARD AWAY FROM HER THANKSS
Re: HAHAHAHA – YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. SHIT COMES OUT OF YOU AND YOU STINK.
Now that was the most refreshing and funny thing I have ever read a celebrity ( A-list or D-list ) say. I loved it!!! Come on Perez, I'll bet u laughed your ass off.
I will be last…..SHE SAYS meekly….
LAST…..ME. REMEMBER ME Cathey
C-SECTIONS KEEP THAT SHIT NICE N TIGHT LIKE A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!
Team Shanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xox
And what a sense of humor!! I would go & see her do stand up. Love her work!
I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!! funny funny funny
wow!!!
she sounds so cool AND has a brain!
xxx
it's all true…makes me wanna bang her more…
That was so great..
How can she talk like that she's a fuckin mom!
lol….i love it!
this girl has a sense of humor.
I would fuck the UCLA football team too. They're fucking hot!
I had to google this bitch to find out who she was, but I pretty much want her to have my children, or the other way around, I'm not sure which would be worse. She's amazing and I wish we could both share the pile of ironic blow together. Love New BFF (Sors Perez) Natalie
I used to not even really know who you are (were,) but now I think you're the most awesome super-hero that needs to whoop some ass. I think you know who you are, if you know you need to run. K.
Shanna is awesome. Anyone who has NEVER MET HER and forms an opinion is an idiot. I know her and she couldn't be nicer or more in love with her children. People with negative comments should get a life. She has a full one- maybe you are just jealous.
dont know what that bitch wants to cover, but everybody whos seen her partying knows what caliber see is.
low class white trash gold digger. Go and fuck Joe Grdina, the porn guy.
classy girl
First of all, let me say that Shanna is HYSTERICAL! Someone give this girl a fucking t.v. show. Secondly, I want to commend Shanna for not parading her children around in front of the paps in order to win Perez Hilton's approval. And Lord knows Perez Hilton's opinion is the end all be all…well the opinion that Paris Hilton gives him anyway….Has anyone ever wondered why Perez hates on all the girls that Paris Hilton hates and all the girls that Paris has fucked their husbands/boy friends??? Just wondering why no one has taken a look at that.
Fuckin hell, i hate that girl, even tho she's trying to be funny, we cant help but imagine that it's probably a recurrent saturday night for her… wanker.
someone commented that Shanna could blog professionally … after reading her story again and seeing what is about 90% + positive comments she could give Perez a run for his money. I think her "reply" was cool and right on!! Kudos
OMG LOL
SHE SHOULD GET PAID FOR WRITING THIS SHIT, BITCH IS FUNNY AS FUCK, I HAD NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK SHE WAS BEFORE AND NOW I LOVE HER.
GOOD ON HER.
Made me giggle.
Well done shanna.
Hilarious! I like her more after reading that! Atleast she's got a good sense of humour!
hahaha - was she kidding or just bragging? With these Hollywood whore you can never tell. It's like a-day-in-the-life of Paris Hilton.
Re: CUNNYLINGUS – That comment tells me that she could have a cunt like wizard's sleeve and you'd STILL fuck her.
Really funny blog.
She is not only hot but hilarious!!! Anyone disagree you are a hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least she has a good sense of humour
That was hilarious… new found respect for her… not to many celebrities can be bashed to pieces and can still come out looking like the better/more intelligent person. Way to go Shanna!!
This proves that she cares way too much about celebrity gossip websites! She should focus on something like a JOB or her KIDS.
Hilarious…she's bought some points.
#167 - chrissie
Right on! I think she is probably more normal than most celebritys. And if she was hitting on this 25 year old guy. Well I`m sure he would ditch his date in a heartbeat. Its incredible that some girl can write a mail to perez, and everything she states is delivered to us as truth. People are morons to believe all this crap!
And to #me.. You are going to have her children taken away? Yes I am sure you are a proffessional! You come to Perez to give him updates on childrens-welfare?.. Get a freaking life!
Shanna could sleep with whomever she wants, and that still wouldnt make her a bad mother. Maybe a lousy girlfriend, but not a bad mother. Non of us know anything about her and her relationship with her kids. The fact that she doesnt parade them around for the papparazzi tells me she has her head on straight!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it!!! Okay PH, you gotta keep up the props with this one. She is a clever girl! Maybe you will re-make her career like you always do for the other formerly knowns as, and the never knowns too. tee hee! Luv ya! AV
p.s. PH? I would still like to know. . . WHO THE FUCK IS TINA??
Okay..you GOTTA at least appriciate her sense of humor..LOL
she's a fucking LOSER!
Miss America Y'all
she's HI-LA-RI-OUS! LOOOLLL
And who the hell is this chick??????
Who knew??? I thought she was an idiot and here she spits out some really funny stuff. You know what, the sad part about it is what she said is funny, but it is most likely partially true!!!
Love you Perez! XOXO
Shanna…that's the way to do it. Kill 'em with kindness (or in this case humor)! I respect you a lot more by you doing this than doing "wa, wa, wa, poor me" in your blog. This just proves you're above the haters!
ROCK ON CHICA??? are you kidding me???
This woman was so intoxicated she blacked out while driving. Wait until she hits and kills one of your children, then I bet I won't hear you say "Rock on Chica"!!!
Disgusted
whoa people no need to get your panties in a bunch she is making fun at other young so called celebertards lighten up
I love her sense of humor.
THANK YOU SHANNA FOR TAKING IT ALL IN STRIDE & MAKING ME LAUGH TO THE POINT OF CRYIN. ** THAT WAS A PERFECT REPLY TO THE BULLSHIT YOU HAVE RECIEVED*** OFF TO THE GOOD STUFF…I WAS STILL WONDERING IF DE LA HOYA WORE ANY OF YOUR NIGHTIES OR KNICKERS, WE ALL KNOW HES A TRANZIE
Re: SHANNAFUCKSDOGS –
GET A LIFE TRAVIS OR A BABYSITTER
I thought this was hilarious! You are VERY funny, Shanna….seriously, take the dumb shit people are saying about you in stride. Only YOU know what the truth is. Be secure in it.
Re: me –
***YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT
People take a blow pill if u read carefull she's just saying you can think whatever and make up shit but at least she is not like these Bitches we all know their names. I Love u Shanna
Re: JESISSICKOFSHANNABASHIN –
**NEVER FUCKING NEVER DANGLE A WOMANS CHILD/REN AS A TOKEN TO PISS A MOTHER OFF; I HOPE YOU BASTARDS ROT & DO TIME FOR LIABLE & SLANDER OR FALSELY REPORTING CHILD ABUSE
I like her. Myabe the boyfriend of the other woman that sent u that email (trashing Shanna) was flirtling with Shanna cuz she is way hotter than her and she got jealous… thats what i think, i would blame the bf and not Shanna
love love love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!