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At least she has a sense of humor!
We actually like Shanna Moakler. We just like making fun of her more!
The [fill in whatever it is she does] just posted the following on her blog:
"Dear Diary (part 1)
Current mood: horny
Dear Diary
It's 7pm and I just woke up. I kicked all the 18 yr old boys out of my bed and I immediatley called my bff perez and gave him all the juice…I was in an extra man eating mood so i started off fucking the UCLA football team… sadly none of them had girlfriends, or fiances or wives, so I knew they wouldn't fill my void… before i could go anywhere i had to get my drink on.. so after 10 shots of patron, a bottle of everclear, i was getting warmed up.. how will I ever be taken seriously if I don't get a DUI and my crotch shot, fuck I've been trying for months now! I called the paps and let them know the kids were gone for the weekend and I was ready to get my cougar on! meet me at the bar and have the cameras ready…I have to say it was a slow night…the only dude worth talking to was 25 but fuck it…he had a bag full of blow and we laid it out on the table… who needs to go in and out of the bathroom when your as hot as me! bathrooms are for rookies! after numbing all my guilt and insecurities away i sure and hell didn't feel like i was getting the attention i deserved..I mean have you gone to www.whosdatedwho.com I will never catch up to my idols this way! I had to hook up with at LEAST 6 more dudes to meet my quota! who knew whoring, gold digging, and breaking into porn….I mean making a "stolen" sex tape! would be so hard! fuck it! it was my night to party! I fell on my face a couple times but i made it to the top of the bar where after a couple irish car bombs i danced to the beat in my own head….I knew i was one step closer to my dream. I blacked out a couple times driving home and I think I may have hit a deer but still no DUI. the night was a bust…I guess ill go back to bed. love and kisses
shannaxoxo"
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
She's so funny, I like her.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if all of it was true.
Wow, who knew she had a sense of humor….I almost like her a tiny bit now.
And….She is who?
Perez, you're just jealous b'c Shanna's banged more guys than you.
I think she's hilarious! Rock on, Shanna! Give us cougars a good name, sister!
Is this another one of Ashton Kutcher's pranks? If not, then she is a straight up HO!!
That was funny! Perez you can say all you want but she has a good point. She isn't Paris Hilton and Thank God for that 'couse Paris Hilton is just an HORRIBLE AWFUL UGLY PERSON!
she's good, she should write a book.
Damn, I lovin' her more and more. Why didn't she leave her number?
Dear Shanna - You are not pretty enough or importnat enough to be talked about like Pairs, Lindsey, or Britney. The harder you try to make it LOOK like you're not trying, the more clear it is as to how desperate you are for attention. I could care less about you, but I know you have children, and even if they are away for the weekend - you have a filthy, disgusting mouth and the only thing you've proved with your last blog is that you are clearly a BAD MOTHER. you should be ashamed, it was the ONLY thing you had going for you. Do some more blow too, bc you have about 40 lbs. on the rest of the Hollywood girls.
she's a poet
Hey Shanna or whatever your name is.
It's "when you're as hot as me"
NOT "when your as hot as me"
Nice work on the grammar you half wit. I'm assuming you missed the whole your/you're thing in 4th grade. You may want to ask your daughter about it, and I'm guessing you need help with the whole there/their/they're thing too.
Hahahaha…nice!
Truth is most often spoken in jest.
just sayin in 1 yr she'll be in rehab too. it's nothing to joke about.
she's a rude loud drunk b@tch
love it!
LMFAO! That was pretty funny. Even funnier if it were true…i think the whole waking up at 7 part is true. LOL I've read Travis' past blogs and he would always complain about her sleeping so much and not taking care of her kids!
Re: sun – she is not 40 something dumbass shes in her thirties and you would be surprised what makeup can do for someone look at pam anderson she is one ugly fugly ass cunt without 5 lbs of makeup on
Re: HAHAHAHA – Tell her to do some Kegels and pelvic thrusts to strengthen those muscles also while your in her, hahaha tell her to squeeze and release….also to tighten those muscles. And be a man and tell her in a nice way…hello communication big basis of marriage!!
ummm you have kids and you're writing that stuff? theyre going to be embarrassed when they get older and read that.
Good for her. My gosh , she is halarious ! Sitcom writing in her future ? Keep up the good work .
Re: CUNNYLINGUS – said the 40 year old virgin
AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THIS WORTHLESS, PIECE OF WHITE TRASH SKANK BAG IS READING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE COMMENTS. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF SWEETIE. THIS IS HOW YOU FILL YOUR VOID. NO WONDER YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT WORK WITH A CRACKHEAD LOOKING FREAK LIKE TRAVIS BARKER. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR KIDS.
love it
who would have known that she was that fucking funny. good for you bitch!
F**INg LOVe IT!!!
I kinda love her now…. i love someone who can have a sense of humor about these things… especially the sarcasm, love it!
Shanna 1, Perez 0. Sorry P, Shes funny as shit!!
HA HA HA I LOVE SHANNA! The sad part is, this is not that far from the actual life of a of certain wonky-eyed, large-footed, pancake-assed celebutante!!!
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Wow! I think she should start her own little celeb blog, cause she definitely got some jabs in!! Funny as hell!
Re: mia – Eff off. Are you honest? Hold others to the same degree you hold yourselves.
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Hippo-crites
If you think she's kidding, you're a fucking moron!! Everything said always has some truth, DUH! WHAT A SLUT!!!!!!!
fucking awesome! i love it…and she rocks!
I can't even believe this woman is a mother. Who talks like that knowing their kids will read this shit in the future? Her poor kids….they probably will end up just like the rest of the celebrity kids - Fucked!
Re: tam –
#207 Um, she's kidding! duh.
you should feature more of her on here, perez
shes fucking awesome!!!
That was genious!! She's my 'whoroeine'
I fucking love it… I love her. Totally something I would do.
Re: j –
#211.
Fuck off, weirdo. Who the hell are you to criticise Shanna. Have you ever heard of sarcasm? That's what the blog was, sarcasm for the critiques. Get a job, loser, and stop worrying about Shanna.
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SHANNA,
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS PERSON'S DOUCHEBAGGERY. I LIKED YOU BEFORE, A FEW MONTHS BACK, AND EVEN MORE NOW. YOU HOLD YOURSELF OUT TO BE A DECENT WOMAN AND MOTHER. IT'S THE BLONDE HAIR THAT STICKS YOU IN THE SLUTBAG CATEGORY, WHICH CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT. THEY PRAISE K-FED FOR NOT BEING SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH HIS KIDS AND IT SHOULD BE THE SAME FOR YOU. BUT INSTEAD, AS ALWAYS, WOMEN GET BASHED.
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HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH, SISTA.
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p.s.
I'm a cougar. I am married. My husband is 27, and I am 40. It's the best relationship, better than many of my friends who have married and divorced.
So you go girl if you want at 25 year old. Just be your classy self always!
Shanna, change your make-up. Your frosted white eye shadow is so cheap looking. Let your eye brows grow a bit. You look like a white chola. No one will ever take you serious.
To funny! The skank should become a comedian.
Love That shit! She's hilarious! GO shanna!
I still don't know why she's famous, but at least she's a funny bitch.
Shanna made me laugh!
Thats some funny shit, nice work Shanna.
Whatever………she is still White Trash!!! I mean, this is a total white trash whore thing to do. She is so pathetic. Go take care of your kids or something. Better yet, go get some new make-up tips. Your porn star make-up is so 80's!!
That's fuckin hilarious!
hahahah she's funny
you should back off, Perez. Anyways, all you're doing is making her even more famous and also, btw… If I hate someone, I usualy stay away from their blogs… so why are you visiting it every single day, Perez? I mean I respect you but except kick Paris's ass, what has she done to displease you??? And anyway, I'm just so glad she did (kick Paris's ass) that she's now one of my favorite celebs. So go on, you're just making her more and more famous! 
satire or truth? x
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE OMG AT LEAST SHE IS HONEST WITH HERSELF AND CAN MAKE FUN OF HERSELF FOR DOING THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES LOL
SHES' FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's funny! Jeez Perez, can't handle a taste of your own medicine?
HAHAHA! She's funny!
That was cute! You gotta like her now, Perez! That was well taking the piss!
Gotta love her! At least she can make fun of the situation. No different from Paris, Lindsey or Brit Brit. I give her props plus it was funny!!!
that was really funny.
i didn't realize how smart she is.
btw, perez…. you really need to stop bashing women.
you really are hateful toward females… way more than men.
that was fucking cool she got all you bitches laughing
DOESN'T SHE HAVE LIKE 5 KIDS OR SOMETHING. SHE SHOULD GROW UP AND PARENT NOT PARTY! (YEAH I KNOW SHE IS JOKING IN THIS BLOGG…BUT REALLY!)
Okay…totally love her now!
I think she's a good person who has to live her life amongst a pack of shitheads. But hey, don't we all?
I didn't think it was possible, but she just made herself look like a bigger douche than she already was. She's not even a Has Been, she is a No One.
That was a lot better than the previous whiny blog.
I like her. I think its great that she can make fun of everything that is always being said to her.
I love how she trashes all those bitches, funny.
I know she meant that to be funny…..but as a Mother….I hope she realizes that even in jest….her potty mouth and these words written will come back to haunt her when her kids are googling their parents and find this joking diary blog and say…geez…my mother kissed me with that mouth?
Ewwwwww
That just made her look even more tacky
I love shanna!!!
Re: SHANNAFUCKSDOGS – You forgot Travis, and just curious…is this Brandon Davis? I mean, if you've ever been laid (and no, your mother does not count) I'm assuming you keep them all writen down in your black and white composition note book…why not share the names of your list (again, your mother does not count)….The devil called, he wants his bad karma back.
I have to say- this is one bright and funny chick….. compared to all the shallow, stupid retards out there- she is outright funny-
well done Shanna
that was really funny! good for you, Shanna!
i just checked out some videos of her. never heard of her before now. after seeing her playboy video thing i understand why. most unappealing splittail in america. a real nobody. not attractive not talented not clever nor witty.
THIS CHICK IS F-ING FUNNY , WHO WOULDA THOUGHT!?
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A MULLET. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I didn't know she had it in her…good for her. As annoying as she may be, I think she is one of only about five Hollywood moms who hasn't got a DUI, drug problem, been commited, or anything else like that. It's cool that she has a great sense of humor about herself too
haha! good for her. have to say, her blog was a lot more interesting then most of the shit on this one. but hey, when you are bored, i guess even scanning craiglist for dogs that need homes is fun!
she put you in her place 2 snaps, for Shana, Girl got a great sense of humor, LMAO.
FUCKING AWESOME!!!!–hahaha Luv her!
I know you hate her Perez, but I love this girl! I'm sorry but I admire this girl. She was able to make it without a stupid sex tape or crotch picture. Kudos to her.
i effing love it!!
WHORE WHORE WHORE SHE IS THE WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD DID U SEE THE REALITY SHOW SHE WAS ON SHE NEVER EVER SPENT TIME WITH HER KIDS AND SHE WAS ALWAYS IN BED I BET THATS WHY SHE GOT DIVORCED BECAUSE SHE WAS FING SOMEONE ON THE SIDE
this made me actually like her [:
suddenly, I love this woman, I want to be her bff.
SHES FUNNY
Who is she?
She's illiterate. She said "sure and hell didn't". I think it's "sure AS hell."
i dont know who that bitch is but she's really funny…
haha!! i love it!! totally somethin i could relate to.. ppl talkin shit n me not givin a fuck!! n ya its awesome shanna! love ya! oh n p.s. - i fucked ur husband in '01!! he's great!! haha
I AM LOVIN HER!
Re: j.e.s. – dude if you were preggers u would be in bed too! wow.
i actually like her haha. she seems pretty real, unlike all these other fucking celebs
Haha love it
She is a rock star! Love her!
www.whywasidissed.com
I think it's funny.
what a funny bitch haha
I love Shanna! Stop being mean to her Perez!!!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MAH LIFEEEE!!!!!!
LOL That's fucken awesome! Good for you for having a sense of humour! LOL
LOL
She wasnt serious about this blog. And senior perez i think you should watch what she says about you. She still a gold digger…this non workin whore purposely got pregnent from Oscar delahoya so she can cash in the child support check…and now poor travis.
Glad to see she has a good sense of humor about this stuff.
Love the everclear line
God her makeup is so fucking ugly I can't stand it. Who wheres eyeshadow up to their brows? What an idiot.