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At least she has a sense of humor!
We actually like Shanna Moakler. We just like making fun of her more!
The [fill in whatever it is she does] just posted the following on her blog:
"Dear Diary (part 1)
Current mood: horny
Dear Diary
It's 7pm and I just woke up. I kicked all the 18 yr old boys out of my bed and I immediatley called my bff perez and gave him all the juice…I was in an extra man eating mood so i started off fucking the UCLA football team… sadly none of them had girlfriends, or fiances or wives, so I knew they wouldn't fill my void… before i could go anywhere i had to get my drink on.. so after 10 shots of patron, a bottle of everclear, i was getting warmed up.. how will I ever be taken seriously if I don't get a DUI and my crotch shot, fuck I've been trying for months now! I called the paps and let them know the kids were gone for the weekend and I was ready to get my cougar on! meet me at the bar and have the cameras ready…I have to say it was a slow night…the only dude worth talking to was 25 but fuck it…he had a bag full of blow and we laid it out on the table… who needs to go in and out of the bathroom when your as hot as me! bathrooms are for rookies! after numbing all my guilt and insecurities away i sure and hell didn't feel like i was getting the attention i deserved..I mean have you gone to www.whosdatedwho.com I will never catch up to my idols this way! I had to hook up with at LEAST 6 more dudes to meet my quota! who knew whoring, gold digging, and breaking into porn….I mean making a "stolen" sex tape! would be so hard! fuck it! it was my night to party! I fell on my face a couple times but i made it to the top of the bar where after a couple irish car bombs i danced to the beat in my own head….I knew i was one step closer to my dream. I blacked out a couple times driving home and I think I may have hit a deer but still no DUI. the night was a bust…I guess ill go back to bed. love and kisses
shannaxoxo"
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U go girl!!!
LOVE IT…U KNOW WHO THATS ABOUT!
UMMMMHMMMM….PARIS
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
SHANNA ROCKS - not only is she beautiful she has a wicked sense of humour…. FUCK YOU PARIS _ ROT IN HELL YOU PUTRID BITCH!
That was awesome, Shanna is pretty kool.
This is some hilarious stuff! She at least has some goals!
Shanna, u peice of shit. you wear ur makeup wrong. you say you dont care. You should. You arent an important enough person so you have to do throw yourself stupid ass vegas parties to get some publicity. You make me sick. So. How is your (cough* giggles) career going? Awww.w. no gigs? Cus you suck ass at acting! (my. mother. was. deaf! ) LOL. Go suck on Jays dirty balls, take your Valtrex, cus you know Trav got herpes after Bangin Paris in the Limo….and then get one of Trav's guns and do the world a favor. get rid of ur self the old fashioned way..
Poor children you have. I hope one day they get taken away from you. Why do you have to party so often? its not like your getting paid to do it! your a poor excuse for a mom. Stay home with the kids, we are sick of seeing your pics in parties and with drinks in hand. You have no right to t alk shit about p.hilton or lohan. They have no kids! Whats your excuse!!!
SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU IDIOTS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
ANY PUNK ASS BITCH THAT HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT: SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU IDIOTS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
ANY PUNK ASS BITCH THAT HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU IDIOTS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
ANY PUNK ASS BITCH THAT HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
Re: j –
SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, YOU DUMB BITCH. SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY lACKING INTELLIGENCE, AND PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
IF YOUR PUNK ASS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
Re: I LOVE YOU PEREZ –
SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, YOU DUMB BITCH. SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY lACKING INTELLIGENCE, AND PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
IF YOUR PUNK ASS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
Re: Lola –
SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, YOU DUMB BITCH. SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY lACKING INTELLIGENCE, AND PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
IF YOUR PUNK ASS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
Re: BEEF –
SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, YOU DUMB BITCH. SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY lACKING INTELLIGENCE, AND PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
IF YOUR PUNK ASS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
Re: CHICKEN! –
SHE IS BEING FACETIOUS, YOU DUMB BITCH. SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY lACKING INTELLIGENCE, AND PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, LOOK IT UP. SHE IS BASHING ON PEREZ SCUMBAG HILTON'S FICTITIOUS MISREPRESNTATIONS, AND I THINK IT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! ROCK ON SHANNA
IF YOUR PUNK ASS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, WRITE ME AT:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
Re: I LOVE YOU PEREZ –
You are just jelous bitch. If you have somethng to say you punk ass bitch write me:
screw-u-all@hotmail.com
victimizer.prospectives initially sneaker cakes?deliberation attributive
perez hilton, you're a total loser and failure in life. how can you get satisfaction by making fun of celebrities and siting at your computer all day? dont you have ANYTHING better to do, you fat fuck?! get a life and stop talking about celebrities like everyone else. in plus shanna is nice and she's not like all the other celebrities that are attention whores and show off their personal life and crotches. she's a real person and a great person and you should stop making fun of her. asshole. at least she's better than paris hilton and lindsay lohan and britney spears and all those dumb celebrities.
She's not saying it is what she does. She's just poking fun at the people that spread such awful rumors like that about her. At least she has a sense of humor to laugh off what they say rather then get mad about it.
I love Shanna I think she's beautiful, full of life, very sweet and really kidn hearted. Definately has a beautiful spirit and I pick up that there is a good person within her.
ps
I love that she doesnt plaster her kids faces all over the media like Travis.. She's a great mother and a lot better looking than most stars.
Re: sammy –
hahahaha