Where's The Bump????
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Nicole Kidman proudly showed off her….
WTF????
A "pregnant" Nicole Kidman accompanied hubby Keith Urban to the CMT Awards in Nashville on Monday night.
Are we sure she's sperminated????
What if….
What if she's just getting fat and gonna claim someone else's baby as hers????
Just sayin'!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 15, 2008 at 9:40 am
Okay, for the ppl on here saying that it's normal to not show until the 7th month…ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Have you ever been pregnant or even stood next to a pregnant woman??? The normal time to start showing is about 1/2 way though the 5th month!
Perez, I was totally thinking the same thing you are; that she's got a surrogate in a closet somewhere. But, if that were true, I think she'd try harder to hide the fact that she is NOT showing. I'd say she's preggers. Or maybe we should start looking at Keith's belly!
thank god you said it perez!! i've been thinking the same thing for a while now!! the mags are reporting that she is around 7 months… and even if she is carrying tiny, where's the boobies??? no matter what size you are, ALL pregnant women get nice big boobies!!!! and that shows first!!! i dont see much going on in that area either!!!! i completely agree perez, completely!!!
you guys and perez are so dumb! every pregnant women is different I'm due in July and my bump is about the same size. This is my second pregnancy with my first I was still in my regular clothes till I was 6+ months. Stop being Jealous she is doing great its not good to gain over 25 - 30lbs during your pregnancy.
I agree with Jami. I'm not super-fond of Nicole, but as a pregnant woman, I can tell you speculation on how big or not big you are is annoying.
WoW Perez, That is exactly what I think Jennifer Lopez has done! Twin so fast come on and then you loose 40 pounds of baby fat in 7 weeks. has she had time to even enjoy her babies? I think some thing is funny there.
Finally Perez has hit the nail on the head. The Sydney health community has been aware of this for years.
BOTH OF THESE IDIOTS GROSS ME OUT.
HOW MUCH MAKEUP AND BOTOX CAN KEITH STAND..HE LOOKS LIKE A SISSY FAG, AND SHE IS THE MOST DESPERATE WOMAN ON EARTH….GOTTA HAVE A MAN AND GOOTA HAVE A BABY……SAD
Perez, why you always so mean to Nicole? Can you imagine what she's endured being married to Tom? And her kids dissin on her? Don't you think that could be scientologies influence?
Her dress is gathered around her tummy, it's camouflaging the bump. Her breasts are larger than before. Any woman who has been pregnant knows the breasts grow first.
Small baby - small stomach
She is not pregnant. She should be scared if she really is because her tummy is too small. She 's about 6months. She and Alba are the same. Look at Jessica compared to Nicole. She must be caring a turtle in her belly maybe she has long lasting bloating.
She's like 6 feet tall, of course she isn't going to show much! Perez, you shouldn't comment on things you know NOTHING about…
What's with all the Nicole haters! All I hear about is her NOT showing, her face etc blah blah…Nicole is a great role model and far better than most. She IS showing and as others have said…everyone carries differently. Why can't you show her some support for once Perez? She is a good actress and has been through enough. I think she is too dignified for you so you cut her down. I am proud to call her a fellow Aussie and I wish her the best!
there are several reasons that could by why her 'bump' isn't very big. This is her first successful pregnancy, she is tall and fit , and she could have a tilted uterus. Some women who are very fit just don't show much. I've seen women the day before a full term 40 week birth who looked like the above picture.
You really are an asshole sometimes, Perez! She has wanted a baby for so many years and has been through so much attempting it! She has a bump and this is her first pregnancy……..you show much later during your first. Leave the lady alone! Why do men think they know so much about pregnancy, anyway? Give me a break……….dick!
Re: Jami – i would say that, jami, you're the idiot! if you're suggesting that she should not show until her 6th to 7th month, that is seriously a fucked up mentality! it's not healthy, for her, or the baby!
She has a clearly visible bump. She's very fit and carrying her baby weight very well. I gained a ton of weight with my son but still didnt show until I was well into my sixth month of pregnancy. If she was going to fake anything she'd do a better job than that. She looks great, I wish you'd stop ragging on her–she was at least smart enough to leave that nutjob.
According to PregnancyWeekly.com someone at Nicoles stage of pregnancy would only have a baby that "weighs a little less than one pound, and is about 8 inches from crown to rump." So, that wouldn't create much of a big bump!
Re: True –
That's ridiculous, JLO is only 38 and she clearly looked pregnant. Her face completely changed. As to how she got pregnant, that is a different story.
Its weird, Im super fit and I showed right away due to no body fat before. She is really tall so that could be it, or maybe they really are having someone else have it.
I actually think she DOES look pregnant. It's not like she's on her 8th month, and she's generally a skinny person. You can clearly see more bulk on her.
FYI….She is very tall and may not show until she's about 6 months. I am 6 feet tall and did not show until I was 27 weeks along.
she is very tall…i've known women like that and you and you can hardly tell even when they're 7 months pregnant. BUT, i really do think other celebs have done that…pretended to be pregnant.
Shut up with the thin and fit comments. There are supermodels who are pregnant that actually look it. Look at old photos of Nicole, she has always had a minor belly; this looks exactly the same. Nothing about her changed at all. One would think if she were really pregnant that little belly would expand. She is not naturally super thin, she works out a lot. Don't hate Perez for exposing this, he's just repeating what a lot of other people already said.
I wished i looked like that when i was pregnant!
HEYY, theres also something else missing. I cant see the "frozen" text on Kidman's forehead - wtf Perez?! Thats a must and u know it right?:D
She has Micheal Jacksons skin color. When i look at Keith in this picture it reminds me of that song "youre so gay and you dont even like boys"
she's amazing!!
NICOLE IS BARREN, TEACUPS–SHE JUST NEEDS A SPOT OF PUBLICITY.
I have never seen Keith Urban sing, because I don't listen to country music - but just looking at the guy gives me the creeps. He looks a bit gay and greasy - and he's alot shorter than Nicole. Plus didn't I hear somewhere that he was screwing prostitutes and had some serious drug problems?
Nic looks happy though…she has that pregnant glow about her.
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Oprah will have a baby before she does.
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p.s. HILLARY IS FIERCE!
Wow - Nicole is looking totally gorgeous, way better than she usually does! But you're Perez, she doesn't really look pregnant. It barely looks like she gained ten pounds!
Everyone knows Ru Paul will carry a baby full term before Nick!
she's fit, overall tall, AND has a long upper body. that means she won't be showing too much front-bump in comparison to many other women. with that in mind, she looks about normal for 6-7 months of pregnancy. luckily for her, she'll be back in shape in no time too … i've seen it happen with non-celeb moms as well. some people are just lucky!
Re: Heat –
Nicole Kidman is 2 inches shorter than I am. With my first baby, I did not show AT ALL until I was 7 months along. The day before I gave birth, I only looked like the typical "6-7 month pregnant" lady. I gained 22 pounds (12 of it in the last month), and was back to pre-pregnancy weight in less than 2 weeks. AND my son was 9 pounds at birth.
So yes, it is completely possible. She looks just like I did, and I've got the pics to prove it. It's called a LONG TORSO. Just something you apparently can't comprehend.
OMG… I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING PEREZ…. AND SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DUE SOON ACCORDING TO HER PREVIOUS STATEMENTS. WHICH MEANS SHE IS ALREADY IN HER 6TH OR 7TH MONTH. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING… KUDOS PEREZ!
Everyone shows differently. I'm 5'10" and didn't obviously show until my eighth month. You can definitely see her bump…she looks cute!
are you seriously that stupid perez??
just because not everyone is as fat as you doesnt mean, just because YOU get pregnant right away, that you'll show cos' you're fat.
Kidman looks good for age, people at her age would die for her body. Because of her slim physique she's taking a little more time to show.
And hello dumbass!!? Are you seriously THAT stupid to not see anything on her stomach. I alread see a tiny bump forming…
And they're not fake as you and not as much as an attention whore as you perez, that's why they're not going to lie about a damn baby…
You're pathetic, the lowest of lows of blows to anyone to get some attention.
you know what I thought the SAME thing, (except the whole getting some one else's baby) - but think about it she is a tall ass lady and hella Skinny! SO she probably won't show until late May (since she is supposedly) due in July - but only time will tell!! She needs eat!! Gosh feed the BABY!!
OMG!!! Perez that is exactly what i have been thinking…i dont think she is prego..i think she is having someone carry her baby and she is just wearing a low budget baby strap
Oh, mi amigos, my dear toy chihuahua, CHULA, is in labor. I am sipping my strong black Costa Rican coffee on my saltillo-tiled patio, anticipating the miracle of birth. Many blessings, my friends. Juan Valdez!
One hopes she will get her yearly supply of calories when she eats the placenta.
Everyone shows their pregnancy differently. Give her a break Perez. No wonder celebrities stay away from the paparazzi.
a. she is VERY tall and has good stomach muscles- and it's her first.
b. She could be 7 months or so easily
c. not everyone gains 40 pounds of boobs and 30 pounds of "baby"
d. you can't compare her to the women who expose themselves with no support to their uterus- there are support garments to help women stay comfortable and look smaller and put less stress on their abdominal skin.
e. she looks great.
Making fun of celeb stupidity is one thing, but trying to curse the pregnancy of a celeb is pathetic. Did you know that stress causes miscarriages?!?! Leave her alone to enjoy her pregnancy and marriage. You're not only a man, but a gay one at that - you've never been pregnant, and you've never been by a pregnant wife/gf for 9 months. Ignorant and pathetic. I bet if she was having a very showy, higher-up pregnancy, you'd be posting pics of her and calling her a fat whale.
you can tell the baby is laying breech..sideways…you can see a head or bottom bump on her side….some women dont get very big until the last 2 months or so…i think she loots great and happy…
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I didn't show in my 1st pregnancy until the 8th month. When I went to the doctor's they were like "your belly finally popped out. it's about time!" I think it has to do with this being her first (l know she had previous miscarrage) pregnancy. You don't blow up like a whale until your 2nd or 3rd kid! PS-I love you Perez!
perez your such a shit! you can see her tummy popping! stop trying to start b.s. it must be a slow day in hollyweird when you are suggesteing nicole kidman would fake a pregnancy…that's more up the scientology tree as in tom cruise
look at the rest of the pictures jackass
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/18587/original.jpg
Nicole and I are due at the same time. I'm tall and thin and she is showing just about as much as I am. You're an idiot Perez.
what's up with keith urban's hair. Really fug. Is he going bald???
they both have huge foreheads
It must suck to have your husband be SO much prettier than you
Her torso is so long that 4 babies could fit in there without showing!! Question her if she was 5'2" and had no bump, but the chick is like 7 feet tall!!!!
I'm glad someone finally said it! I've been thinkin it for months myself! 1st off - she IS 6 months pregnant, she WOULD be showing by now. Second, she was seen drinking last month, etc. etc. It doesn't add up!
He looks like an orange, blue-eyed George Michael.
You know, maybe it's just me, but it seems like Keith never looks happy when photographed with Nicole. He was still using drugs/alcohol when her married her (went to rehab a few months after the nuptials). It kind of makes me wonder if he has really settled on the idea of being married to her. A genuine and relaxed affection just doesn't seem to show - it appears forced and tense to me. Anyway, Jami (#1) is right…it's her first pregnancy (at least full-term), so she's not going to show so much at this stage.
I can't imagine her gaining a lot of weight. She's a naturally lean person, I think that's pretty obvious. I see a baby bump there, just not a very big one.
She is TINY usually, for her showing is anything resembling a normal figure, give her a break.
Nicole Kidman is about 5 months pregnant so it doesn't look abnormal to me.
Each woman lives her pregnancy differently, some of them got a HUGE bump from the beginning and others dont.
When I was pregnant, I didn't have a bump before the end of the 5th month. 5!!!
I am due the same time she is and my bump is only a tiny bit larger than hers…taller women carry differently.
If she wanted to fake her pregnancy, she would use a bigger "pillow", right?!!!
And sometimes, a pregnant WOMAN doesn't have a big bump before the 6th month, a WOMAN Perez.
I don't think you are… lol
Just lay off her already! She is obviously showing considering how skinny she was before the pregnancy. And after all the troubles she has had with miscarriages, you should just chill. She'll start showing soon!
she's so tall and thin she won't show at all till the very end.
i'm jealous i popped at 4 months! but i have a belly anyway
Erm…Dear Perez,
Women that are very thin and or/physically active tend not to get very big until the last trimester of their pregnancies. First pregnancies also tend to cause a smaller weight gain, baby and belly.
stfu.
thx,
xo!
like lots of women, you can actually see it in her butt too! she's preggers. men couldn't tell, but women can..especially women who have already been pregnant. she's just starting to show in her face too. only a man who doesn't know what pregnancy does to a body would think she isn't pregnant.
also, she's tall and skinny. salma hayek was the perfect example of what happens to someone short and curvy. very different situation.
now..katie holmes..she faked her pregnancy at the end. it was OBVIOUS not from her belly but other things like her face and bum.
Who cares about the baby bump……..Is it just me or does Keith have a serious case of the "gay face" here???? I'm just saying
Pay attention…there's a bump. well hidden by the color of the dress and the design on it. Besides she may just be late in showing to your lofty standards.
What if she's just getting fat and gonna claim someone else's baby as hers????
that was soooo funni. i was thinking the same thing be4 i read that.
Ur such a dork Perez! LOL! (Just kiddin' hun!) I think Nicole is showing just a lil bit…you can see a slight bump right under the design on the front of her dress…plus her boobs are gettin bigger! LOL!
Love ya Perez! MWAH!
Due to 2 earlier miscarriages I suppose she didn´t reveal this pregnancy before 2-3 months, and that was ages ago. I´m tall and thin, but my stomach is bigger than hers.
Man looking at those two together really makes me hate country music even more than I do already. Look at that fake tan on him. EWWWWWW…….I can't believe she went from Lenny Kravitz to this clown.
Oh and for those of you who do not know keith, he is a sincere and absolutely loving guy.
I've been to his concerts mulitple times and there's not one concert that he doesnt mention his wife and dedicate his song to her and tells all his fans how greatful and happy he is to have her.
We've all had problems, let's face it. He's a down to earth guy and he knows what he has and isnt willing to lose it, THATS WHY HE WENT TO REHAB TO GET HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
They're a great match together.
And for all you who is saying keith is gay, give his music a try and you'll surely see he isnt. If you want to see a gay man, it's written all over this website and in perez's ass, i mean face.
ya no doubt…wtf…that's a little odd if you ask me…this is the size a woman shold be around her 2nd trimester
i think their kid is going to be a tranny, look at all the makeup on keith!
Anyone that does not see a bump there is obviously blind. You can clearly see it.
she needs to have a pregnancy photo and everybody will shut up.
It's her first pregnancy and she is tall. There are also several genetic anomalies that can prevent a baby from fully developing in utero.
Sod the pregnancy! How much botox has she squeezed into her face? It looks like it may pop. And is that highlights and pan-stick that the husband is wearing? I think he shares a hairdresser with Victoria Beckham….. all those ironed extensions etc. Hollywood is so, so MAD!
Um yes she should and would be showing by now Jami. I was due at the same time as her last year and I was showing enormously. She is almost 7 months pregnant. I had the same build as Nicole during my pregnancy. Where is her baby?
Perez, as SO many other people have pointed out - Nicole isn't showing as much as the shorter pregnant stars because she is tall and thin with a long torso!! Lots of room for baby to grow up, instead of out
Can we end the Nicole "conspiracy" posts now PLEASE? She's blatantly pregnant - ask a woman!
She has a bump..she won't really "show" until month 6 or 7.Sometimes it won't appear to be much of a bump and then all of a sudden, it's there big time.
Keith Urban looks fkn queer in this picture!
Keith looks like a woman!
Actually we ae friends from Austrailia- WE are very happy to share that yes she s- when she was visitingove Easter- she had a little baby movingin there! Her belly button is popping out as wel!! SOme of us thinkmy golly howlucky to beso fit a expecting!! She wishes there was a bump to showr the world!
Who is that drag queen Nicole is with?
I got pregnant as a teenager and I was afraid to tell my mom so I didn't even tell her I was pregnant until I was 7 months, and then she didn't even believe me cause I was hardly showing.
its the way the camera took the picture. i see the bump. and plus shes only 5 month preggos, right? or something around there. plus shes tall and lean so it wont show till next month or so
i had an odd feeling that she is NOT pregnant because she's had trouble getting pregnant, is 41 years old, and is possibly having someone else carry her and her husband's ovaries and sperm to have her baby so she doesn't lose her figure and then *poof*, she'll "have the baby". but all along it was a surrogate who's hiding. conspiracy? we'll see.
Yeah, she's getting really fat.
In her uterus. Dumbass.
I didnt show until my 8th month. Even at my baby shower 3 weeks before I had my daughter, I didnt look pregnant. I am tall, and my stomach muscles were tight (not since having my daughter though, lol)
Also the baby was traverse, meaning she was laying horozontally across my stomach instead of vertically.
I have a friend who looked like that at 8 months and she was quite tall. I also met a woman at the DR.s when I was pregnant who was barely showing and she was due in two weeks. Some women carry differently it just depends on your body.
she's tall and has a long torso. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that different shapes carry differently. My sister's almost 6 ft and barely showed until her last trimester. I can see her bump just fine.
Perez don't be a jerk! Nicole is TALL and THIN and that's how girls like that carry their babies.
ive been saying this whole time she is not preggers.
she is tall…. not to mention fit.
i see a bump. she isnt that far into her pregnancy anyways, but you can still see it.
Are you really that stupid? She will show a lot more in her 7th - 9th months. Besides, SHE'S not fat to start with (unlike a porky blogger we all know).
She's over 6 feet tall, she is an amazon woman, she'll look 6 months pregs when she's 9 months.