Paris Upstaged By a Horse
Filed under: Anglophilia > Paris Hilton > Benji Madden
And by a horse, we mean Henry Conway, the son of the disgraced British Member of Parliament Derek Conway, who's under investigation and has stepped down for reportedly pocketing over half a million tax payers dollars and spreading it throughout his family.
The 25 year old Henry made his way on Monday night to club Mahiki and arrived in, what else, a horsedrawn carriage. Now that's how a queen should travel!!! We're so jelly.
The carriage had two large horses in front and two coachmen with top hats and jackets.
Also in attendance at Mahiki last night was none other than Paris Hilton with boyfriend Benji Madden. We're sure she's hating the fact she didn't think of the carriage first!!
Even more interesting is the fact that Ms. Hilton got paid for her "appearance" at the club last night.
Paris pocketed over $135,000 for the night, and she wasn't even there for 2 full hours!! Paris arrived at 1:20am and returned to her Hilton hotel at 3:00am. That's almost $70k per hour!
We're DEFINITELY way jealous of that! We only make 65k per hour! ha ha ha ha We wish!!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
BRITS DOING IT IN STYLE!!! OK YA
OK YA
OK YA
WHEN YOU COME TO LIL OL ENGLAND AND SOME ONE ASKS YOU A QUESTION SAY "OK YA" (IN A VOICE LIKE FERGIES-THE ROYAL NOT BLACK EYED PEAS) YOU WILL REALLY FIT IN LIKE A TRUE LOCAL.
Oh can someone please explain why Paris is dating this wobble chin(s) guy? it wouldn't be to get publicity (and take attention away from new mom Nicole) would it?
Who cares what paris is doing, there are real things going on and real people in the world. Go to You tube and check out fQtQZsnryfk . The authorities think it's real and no one cares about it!
Re: toni – yes i made that observation!! (no.46)
Re: Linz –
Hope Mummy & Daddy didn't waste too much money on your education "cuz" that would be very sad.
have you seen her shoulders?? her body in general??? totally skinny!! ujujujuj disgusting
well, aren't you the greasy whore? gross, if you were doing something beatiful for this world, then you might deserve to make a few bucks, but to hope to get rich on this filthy garbage,well, there is a next life Perez, and hate to see your soul paying for this…you may be the next two faced baby born in a poor town.
Look at her giant hands….you could shelter a small village with those hands.
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””'parizzzz””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””
zzzzzzzzzzzz u zhould have a baby zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
……………… I want 2 C what it lookz like ……………………..
zzzzzzzzzzzzz Georgia iz out of water, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
…………that doezn't zeem 2 ztop theze other …………..
””””””””””””””'[[[[[pathetic cazhcowz]]]]]]]]]]]]”””””””””””””””””””””
i hate this woman more every time i see her!
135k! that is more than some people in third world countries do not have in their LIFETIME. they make more around $135. well more than that, but you get my point. DO THIS BITCH NEED ANYMORE MONEY?
pfft.
I'm sure this will make England love Paris even more. (gag)
Paris VD Hilton has to pay for her valtrex some way.
I think more annoying than anything Paris is out on the town again looking all punk. Just because her boyfriend is in a "band"
From day 1 she has been with this dude she has gone all glam rock.
Try Hard! (both of them)
she's lookin' just a lil bit more anorexic than usual…
She is look raaaaaaaaaather thin in this photo. Stopped eating Paris?
Paris hilton needs to get a life. All that she does is make comments about other people. Girl if u think you are so hot then stop taliking about it that just shows that u are insecure. And plus you aint all that !!! where the curves at!
she is terrifyingly thin. the hilton 'rents think this relationship is 'really good for her.' i'm sure benji is a great guy, but it's never a good sign when a woman stops eating in the first few months of a relationship. relax, paris - he's not going anywhere b/c you ate a sandwich…
I'm struggling to pay my mortgage and she makes that much $ just for showing her horse face? Life certainly isn't fair, huh?
Well, if the skag manages to collect that much $$$ for showing up at a club for two hours, then WE are the chumps.
I thought you meant that Benji Madden was upstaged by that horse-faced walking STD Paris Hilton. When is that whore going to do the charity work she promised after she did her jail time? Don't tell me it was all publicity - NO! - not her.
what in the hell happened to paris' body? i didnt think it was that bad. I cannot believe that THAT is not the subject of this blurb. Come on PErez- eating disorder awareness? this is unruly.
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Paris is so hottt!
Yet there are starving people all over the world… this is why i'm ashamed to be American.
Hot,Hot,very Hot !!!
Seriously Perez, Why do you like Paris so much?? I simply dont see the attraction. I think she is a waste, not to mention she is always bad mouthing her so called friends all the time. Please just tell me why??
All I see is rich trash.
PARIS….THE ULTIMATE WHORE….GETS PAID FOR PERSONAL APPEARANCES? SHE IS SO LOW GRADE SHE WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED INTO MY FATHER'S COUNTRY CLUB….NOT EVEN AS A GUEST. I'D LIKE TO SEE A REDNECK GAL SLAP THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THAT WHITE TRASH BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at her man sized hands…..
Paris is a WHORE !!!!
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I don't want to hear about her anymore. I don't like her. I think she would shrivel up and die without all the media attention
Skeletor hands!! Is it me or it Paris looking stick thin…..kinda like Nichole. Does she have to copy everything Nichole does???
she's SO skinny… even more so than usual! looks gross,,,
Seriously, when is this state gonna fall off the continent? So full of losers, greedy skanks and rich bastards.
Drugs, money, whores, thieves and jokers.
Go to hell already.
I love how she is trying to look like she fits in with the whole "alternative" genre these days courtesy of Benji….black dress, cross….blood red lipstick. I love the look itself - but it is definitely not Paris.
Stop hitchhiking on your man's identity woman!
Here's a little something from the Popbitch website, 16/04/2008:
"I spoke last night to someone on the TV crew working with Paris while she's over here. Paris herself is surprisingly nice and easy to work with, chatty and professional. It would seem, however, that she "barely knows" Ben Madden, that the two of them seldom make eye contact, have to be "gently shepherded into position" for photo-ops and that they're staying in separate rooms at the Sanderson. It couldn't be a *stunt* could it?"
Hmmm, I smell a rat!
viva se lo que hicisteissssssssss sois los mejores no cambieis!!!!ole ole y ole dani mateo jejej
posdata:no son mejicanos!!!! anormales!!!!!!!…
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LOOK AT PARIS'S HUGE FUCKING HANDS!!! YUK!
Great. With a generous profit like that, maybe paris will donate the money to a local orphanage or hospital…ha, kidding; just thinking of her being generous is funny enough for me to choke. Her only worthy cause is herself ; )
Paris looks like big bird with man shoulders. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skeletons ARE NOT sexy >.
Don't believe for a second that Paris is being paid to 'party'- it is a blatant lie that Kathy Hilton feeds to Perez, her tool, to make it appear that Paris is in demand.
We all know the truth Kathy……..nice try though.
Paris is sooo ugly n skinny. that's what coke n too much cock will do to u. what is benji thinkin hes soo fuckin hott. she a nasty cum dumpster
MAN HANDS!!!! EWWE!!!
Can Paris not find a man of her own? She has to copy Nicole going for the twin brother. LAME! LOSER! Seriously does she have nothing else going on in her life. You just know she is sooooo jealous of Nicole having a baby. Time to group up Girlie Girl. Do something with your life.
eeew look how skinny the horse is, oh I mean Paris, yuck, she's an idiot, hate how she's been dressing lately trying to be like her bf. next week she'll be with someone else it's all for publicity, like she needs it tho, not…wish she would just bugger off
Someone give that bitch a cheeseburger. QUICK!
Paris is a fucking loser w/ Herpes.
WOW..SHE MADE $135,000.00 FOR FUKKIN A HORSE?
THATS WAY MORE THAN THE MEXICAN GIRLS GET FOR THE DONKEY SHOWS.
fuck you paris!you ugly bitch.fuck off!
fuck you paris!you ugly bitch.fuck off!
fuck you paris!you ugly bitch.fuck off!
fuck you paris!you ugly bitch.fuck off!
fuck you paris!you ugly bitch.fuck off!
WTF is wrong with her shoulders? they're fuckin massive!
Paris is getting a bit skinny on us here…! The stress of hollywood is getting to her. I recommend some time out in an African country that she can't pronounce to help kids who really need help!
why on earth would someone pay to have that waste of live in attendance??? Do you realize how many charities there are in this world- why waste money to have trash just fill up a party. drop dead paris.
Poor Paris. What an embarassment she must be to Ricky and Kath. No society wedding for their lovely VD infected girl. Just more of the same…her skanking around with debateable men. Think I read somewhere where her "man" is a vegan. That is hilarious!!!! Hes the only fat vegan Ive ever seen.
at least someone will pay for this skank,with no talent,please make her go away hopefully she will stay over there!!!!!!!!!
FRIESIANS!
SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!v
omg. paris needs to eat about 6 hamburgers. she's lost tooo much weight. no joke.
why the hell are paris and nicole dating twin brothers…makes for an akward cristmas dinner dont you think???