De Puta Madre!!!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Latinolicious
Mira!!!! Mira!!!!!!
Perezito no solamente es La Princesa de Todos Los Medios, pero tambien es La Princesa de España!!!!
Muchisimas gracias a la Revista In Touch en España por darnos tanto cariño.
De veras que tenemos que ir a España muy muy pronto.
Estrañamos mucho a nuestra familia lejana!!!
Posted: April 15, 2008 at 3:58 pm




That fur coat is disgusting Perez. You make me sick.
#60 - huh??
YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET! (And the internet exists worldwide!)
You may be in the US, but quite a substantial part of Perezes audience is not..Im from Norway. I am not offended that he speaks Spanish. If you cant understand take a class! Dont get pissed because some of us are able to understand more than you. English is not my first language, yet I speak it pretty damn well.
Ufattelig at det går an å bli så tett i pappen!
Come to Madrid, perezito!
If anybody should be learning anything, it should be you stupid wetbacks. You all need to learn English before demanding equality here!!!!
Re: carrie – wish there were more people like you chica
Re: Abbie –
Speak American, Perez! Yeesh!
Speak American?
I wish stoning people to death still existed. Most of america is occupied with Latin, European, Asian..etc nationalities. So… Speak American? How about… get smarter? dumb skank
I HOPE that isn't real fur you are wearing in the photo.
Buena Perecito! vivan los latinos! y podrias escribir algunas noticias en español ya que no se mucho ingles…..bueno! FELICIDADES!!
Querido Perez, una pequeñisima falta de ortografía se escribe "Extrañamos" no "Estrañamos"
con mucho Cariño desde Guadalajara México.
Re: GRINGOS PENDEJOS –
You're an ignorant hypocrite.
Re: Abbie – American is not a language, mensa. If you don't like the post don't read it. You are an embarrassment to the Education system of the United States. ¡Pendeja!
To the rest of the world we are not all as dumb as esta mensa.
I love when Americans pretend that they are African, Latin or from somewhere they were never born.
can i just add that while there are some americans who are so ignorant that they cannot accept perez writing in spanish, NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE LIKE THAT. They make us look bad - with their slang use of words and horrible names - its no wonder the rest of the world hates us. But I'd just like to speak for all the internationally aware, politically active, peace keeping, and non discriminating americans that please don't judge us all or lump us into one category. I am not my neighbor and I am not my government. Just like other countries citizens are not necessarily their neighbor or their government.
por ejemplo, te amo los culturas de latino america, espana (lo siento, no tengo las letras y accentos por mi keyboard), francia, inglaterra, norte americano, y todo el mundo. no hablo lo mejor, pero trato y quiero aprender mas. por favor ignore the ignorant people who write on these walls - lord knows i do my best!
Re: perezislame –
#53 - perezislame says – reply to this
You know Perez… if you want to write in spanish go ahead, but us english speaking people are the reason you have ANYTHING…. so at the very least you should translate this CRAP for us you FAT COW~!
*How about try learning Spanish, it would look good on your resume so you might get a better job rather then working at McDonalds.
Re: EL HOMO GORDO –
Excuse me, are you from the past? XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Just so you know, this is AMERICA speak some fucking english.
in case u dont know…in american we speak english…so please just shut the hell up.
I think that they've really captioned Perez as saying "Get in my tummy!!"
NIce showercap, shetbag.
you're in america dude, speak fucking english. & that goes for every other ignorant non-english speaking person. get the fuck out if you aren't going to communicate properly
Re: Here we go again –
#70 - Here we go again says – reply to this
Some of us do not speak Mexican.
Can you please translate for us.
*ITS SPANISH DUMN ASS. STOP SPREAKING RETARD.
Re: aye –
This is not America, this is a global web page.
My God ^^U
¡Felicidades Perezito! ¡Es grandes noticias! ¡Eres muy trabajador y mereces mucho felicidades!
*I love when you blog in Spanish because it makes me practice my Spanish! I'm not Spanish, I'm actually Chinese and a Canadian =D but I love Spain and the Spanish language, I've even been there and miss it much and any chance to practice Spanish is so important so I don't forget how to speak the language, even though my Spanish is only basic conversational! But I am taking Spanish next semester!!! Come back to Toronto and party!!!
Re: Are you for Real – WHAT DOES SPREAKING RETARD MEAN?
SPLAIN YOURSELF LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation?
Why the exclusion of your English speaking readers? How about a translation for those of us who don't speak or read Spanish?
Re: More truth – Uhhh…last time I checked, we have wars, rape and poverty in this country. You ingnorant facist pig. Have anice day, and I will pray for you
I'll help you in your Hispanic Media take over!!
Wachalo… Perezito!!! Horale vato!!! Sigue con tu latino tradiciones Compadre!!!
Re: bettina – WOW,
As a white guy with a black girlfriend I think you hate too much.
uhhh!!
pues avisa cuando vengas y nos echamos unas fiestas hombreee!!!
desde Barcelona..
Re: huh?? –
#60 - huh?? says – reply to this
english please, you live in a-m-e-r-i-c-a, I'm so tired of f0cking spicks trying to make everyone speak their language when they're the ones coming into our country. ugly spicks.
*If you want to get technical, the United States has no official language at the federal level. So shut up Please and go play Dungeon and dragons
Re: bettina –
I REALLY JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT COMMENT.. I WAS REALLY OFFENDED BY WHAT TRUTH SAID BUT I'M HARDLY MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING IGNORANT, CANT BE THAT MAD AT A DUMB ASS!
BUT THANKS AGAIN
Re: GRINGOS PENDEJOS – GO MOW MY LAWN AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN AFTER YOU MAKE DINNER.
DUMB FUCK.
Re: Brett –
you're ignorant. Try telling an African American this to their face, and bet you'd get your ass kicked. LOSER
Re: this is america –
#92 - this is america says – reply to this
Look, you stupid fuck, this is America and you are a blogger for an American website. I'm so sick and tired of you people, fighting hard to come to this country and enjoy its benefits, but you don't think it's right for you to learn English? What nerve!!!!!
*****LEARN THIS ALREADY!!!!!!! THIS IS WWW: WORLD WIDE WEB. Stop making americans look soo ignorent
Felicitaciones! Debes tener mucho orgullo! (I apologize if my espanol is rough, it's been a while, haha)
Go for them PereZ
La Reina De Todos Los Medios
Yay, Good for you. Internacional!
siiiii perez!!! ven a españa!!!! eres super cool!!! muchos besos desde madrid!!!
Queen in Spanish is "Reina".
Princesa is Princess.
PEREZ ES LO MÁXIMO!! SALUDOS DESDE CHILE
PEREZ, YOU'RE AS QUEER AS A THREE DOLLAR BILL.
Oh yeahhhhhhh! Pliz come to Spain! We will be very happy if you visit us!
Wow, great news!
Saludos desde Valladolid!
Felicitades!
Re: TRUTH – TRUTH…thats quite possibly the most ignorant pedantic view on history that i've EVER seen. Not only were african americans not "niggs" forced out of africa, but they were also degraded in the sense that they were shackled like cattle and thrown onto ships, where many of them perished due to lack of food and routine whippings. And to say that african americans only worked for a nice place to live and food to eat, when in reality they lived in little huts and did not have the proper nutrients to eat also reveals more of your stupidty. Thank YOU for showing me how many idiots we still have living in the world and have a nice day! :]
idiota !
Perez, please tell me that is not real fur!
FOR ALL THE IGNORENT FUCKS WHO THINK MEXICAN IS A LANGUAGE AND THIS WIBSITE IS AMERICAN (DISREGARDING WWW: WORLD WIDE WEB)
The USA is one of the world's most ethnically diverse nations, the product of large-scale immigration from many countries.The US economy is the largest national economy in the world, Why? Because of the EMUCF Program. EMUCF: Every Mexican You Can Find, Program. Lmao, ok that was a joke. But for real, we are the world’s most ethnical diverse nation. If you are not proud of that Get the fuck out!
i didn't make anyone look ignorant–you did stupid!!!! if you're going to talk shit, learn how to spell first!!
sus personas le adoran Perezzie !!
felicitaciones !!!
XOXOXO
Re: TRUTH
GO FUCK YOURSELF OR YOUR MOTHER
En serio, tienes que escribir bien…me gustas pero aprende la lengua, tio!
Joder, macho… Te llaman pardillo y tú encima les adoras. Hazles un monumento también si quieres… Si total… te importa una mierda lo que digan de ti mientras hablen de ti. Hay que joderse…
y te esperamos con los brazon abiertos!
ven pronto perez!!
The English Translation:
Watch! Watch !!!!!!
Perez is not only Princess of All Media, but is Princess of Spain!
Thank you so much to the magazine In Touch in Spain for giving us so much affection. Really we have to go to Spain very soon. Estrañamos much to our family far away!
Felicidades Perez. Parece que los españoles te quieren bastante.
Gringos chill!!! No tienen que pelear tanto.
Learn proper Spanish…Dickhead! Pendejo!!!
Ey Perez! Que aqui en España te admiramos!!
Por lo menos yo y un webo de gente mas!!
Me encanta que pongas cosas en español!!
Podrias venir cuando viene Mika a lo del FIB, seria genial!
Besos!
Translation please - for those of us that do not speak spanish! I feel like I am sitting at the nail salon and feeling clueless while the foreign chicks chat it up!
No se escribe "Estranamos" GUEY. Se escribe eXtranamos. Como tienes tanto tiempo para enterarte de todas las pendejadas que hacen los artistas, pero no tienes tiempo de ponerte a escribir Espanol bien?
PEREZ, COME TO BARCELONA!!! WE¨LL HAVE A PARTY FOR YOU!!! YOUR AMERICAN READERS IN SPAIN ARE WAITING FOR YOU CON LOS BRAZOS ABIERTOS!!!!!! *JT
ven a MEXICOO! yaaaaaaa!!!
ven a MEXICOO! yaaaaaaa!!!
ven a MEXICOO! yaaaaaaa!!!
ven a MEXICOO! yaaaaaaa!!!
ven a MEXICOO! yaaaaaaa!!!
ven a MEXICOO! yaaaaaaa!!!
ven a MEXICOO! yaaaaaaa!!!
Oh hell no fucking racists retards.!!!
Perez you rule!!! We're so happy for you and we wish you more to come. Don't listen to these dumb asses that have nothing to do and are wasting time.
Go FUCK YOURSELF WHITE BITCHES!!!!!
Pinches pendejos!!!!
Re: back at ya – Wars not against ourselves, and our poverty people can collect WELFARE etc, over there you starve and die in the street and a dog eats you. You forgot famine, no govt, no clean drinking water, no education. Don't even compare the two you ignorant cow. You must be retarded to make that comparison. Don't pray for anyone either. If you belived in a god he wouldn't like you being on this dopey site and getting nasty with them. He will strike your ass down. You must believe in the easter bunny as well. SUCKER! Go to Liberia for a vaction and stay there dumbass.
Please tell us you're not wearing real fur. Explain this to us because it looks as though you are. If you are, I'm done with this site.
Oye Perez, Tienes que ir y Poner en Orden a tus compas los Reyes de España y de paso pa que sepan que tu tambien eres una REYNA, SALUDOS BYE
hmmm…it seems that i must work on my spanish a lil since i…DONT KNOW WHAT UR EVEN SAYING!
me alegro perecito, te lo has ganado un beso grande desde Lima,Peru
hey perez, se escribe extrañamos, no estrañamos
en argentina te amamos!!!! veni a visitarnos pleaseeee
It's extranar,perez. not estranar.
Re: GRINGOS PENDEJOS – hahahaha true that!
Galician & Spanish people love you perez!
omg! what lovely detail! thank you so much for writing the whole text in Spanish
Re: huh?? – THIS IS INTERNET, NOT AMERICA…AND I GUESS YOU LIVE IN U.S WHICH IS IN AMERICA…WHERE SPANISH, FRENCH, PORTUGUESE AND OTHER LANGUAGES ARE ALSO SPOKEN.
Que hay sobre venir a Mèxico?? La comunidad gay te darìa una Gran bienvenida!! Mucha gente en Mèxico te adora y existen quienes toman tus notas para hacerlas saber en sus programas de espectàculos.
By the way…I thought you were the Queen of all media not just a funky princess.
Long live to Perezcito!!
to #60 uhh:
you speak english in a-m-e-r-i-c-a because the britons were the ones coming into OUR country. Augh!
Perez, I read your site at least 10x a day and because I speak english and dont read spanish I have NO IDEA what you wrote!!! Please write an English Translation.
Re: bobbymarley – YOU ARE ONE STUPID ASSHOLE.
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST RACIST ON THIS SITE.
EAT SHIT.
este es fantástico. Para mi, Perez Hilton es absolutamente necessarios en mi vida! Ven a España Perez
nos encanta perez
eXtrañamos, con X dear
Una Venezolana( y tambien Pérez), ex residente in the US y ahora living in Tenerife, Spain will like to send you un beso enorme! Eres el mejor, te esperamos!!
eXtrañamos, Perez, con X, no con S.
Re: this is america –
you're wrong. this is the internet, not america.
Enhorabuena Perez! Tendré que echar un vistazo a la revista para leer este texto tan pequeñito que aparece en la fotografía. Ven pronto a España, si te juntas a los chicos de 'Sé lo que hicistéis' seréis la verdadera pesadilla de los famosos, así que ven pronto, ¡te esperamos!
I hope for damn sure, that's fake fur!!!!!!!!!!
e-x-traña!!!
con X
aprenda a hablar español
EXTRAÑAMOS es con X
Disculpame, pero me jode la mala ortografia en nuestro idioma
"Estrañamos" is misspelled… "Extrañamos"
Primero qe nada.. aprende a escribiiir pinchi pendejooo… es EXTRAÑAMOS… te lo deletreooo? byeee puercooo!
There is no language called American, Dipshit!!
q emocion no??
ademas veo q no practicas lo suficiente escribir en español, estrañamos se escribe con X!! (extrañamos), igual se te perdona
besos desde uruguay
perez: fake for the animal's sake right??
Venga ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Le esperamos en Madrid con los brazos bien abiertos!!!
No, this is an American site. Perez does his "blogging" on American celebrities in America. I don't give a fuck if the rest of the world has access to it. Bottom line is Perez needs to do this shit in English because he gets paid by American advertisers!!!!
Re: Here we go again –
"Mexican" is not a language…. S P A N I S H… I hope you gringos someday learn about other cultures…
Ummm! Translation please! In English!
Okay, so he keeps tooting his own horn… at least he's grateful for all the press he's getting.
Felicidades Perez!!!!
Estrañamos is spelled wrong. it should be eXtrañamos
when i think about how fucking ugly and nasty this fat fuck is, can anything but an e hollywood true story be in his future with a very sad end.
"PerezMarriott found dead after stomach explodes"
CSI report shows that a toxic combination of vodka, sperm and cheese doodles cause his demise.