Poor Thing
Filed under: Jamie Lynn Spears
This breaks our cold, jaded, empty heart!
A pregnant and 17 Jamie Lynn Spears stocks up on her high fructose corn syrup drinks Monday, back home in Louisiana.
The sperminated teen is all alone! Both parents are (and have been for a while now) in California.
Hugs to ya, Jamie Lynn!
P.S. Don't do heavy lifting!!!!!!!
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Posted: April 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm




All of you peeps who drink this shitty sugary stuff are dumb. Try drinking some nice filtered water from your tap at home.
A 12 pack of soda isn't heavy lifting. And there's nothing wrong with having an occasional soda during pregnancy either. You people know nothing about pregnancy.
Heart cold people, instead of helping her they just took pictures.
HELLO, CAFFEINE & FETUSES DO NOT GO TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN LIFT STUFF BUT THE CAFFEINE IS A HUGE NO NO.
STUPID WHITE TRASH WHORE
lol this girl is a slut ho bag i home her career tanks (not that it was ever anything) and she gets real fat real fast! WHORE
PPS AND DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX AGAIN! SHEESH!
DID SHE FINALLY BUY SOME FREAKIN CONDOMS AND BIRTH CONTROL PILLS TO GO WITH THE SODA?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
That explains why she got pregnant at 16. Her parents either care more about their cash cow Britney or they rather live in Calif having fun than staying in hometown to take care of her at this very important moment. They love their lifestyle more than their daughter.
uhm u cant drink soda while preggers
yeah, why is she drinking all that dye and caffeine? look at the gatorade too! maybe it's for casey…
She's perfectly fine, anyone saying "AWW POORZ BABY ALL ALONE" is subtly insulting her. She looks perfectly capable to pick up a case of soda and shop alone.
where the hell is her babydaddy?
he should be doing teh heavy lifting here…. what a jerk, i feel bad for JL…. i can just imagine what life will be like for her once the baby is actually born
She is so cute! She acts like quite the adult already…maybe the most responsible in the family! Keep your head on straight…you will be just fine!!!
Her mother should be there to guide her and to help her. She shouldn't be alone even if she does have her boyfriend there with her. Britney's a big girl. She can do it just with her father.
THIS IS SO SAD. I'VE SEEN THIS CHILD PICKING UP BIG BAGS OF DOG FOOD, NOW THIS. WHERE ARE HER PARENTS? OR EVEN HER BIG BROTHER? OR A FRIEND? OR COUSIN? OR THE BABY'S DADDY? SHE IS TRULY ALL ALONE.
Why the hell didn't one of the "loving" paps help the pregnant lady!?!? I would be embarrassed to show the pictures proving how lame your "photographers" are! So sad, they should be ashamed!!!
everybody stop hatin on ms jamie lynn
she's doing better then brit brit
shes gonna be JUST FINE
at least she is doing by her self
she dont need ya help
aw. bless her heart. at least jamie lynn seems like a pretty intelligent girl. sad as it is, i bet she's used to her parents being absent. hopefully the parents make it back for at least the birth. so negligent!
I dont understand why its ok for young teens to get pregnant. Everyones acting like its no big deal. This comes from bad parenting, no where else. We, as parents are responsible for bringing up our kids with good moral values. I will not let my kids watch her show anymore, cuz she is a bad example. What is this world coming to, where things like this happen and no one cares. People, pay attention to your children, if you don't then who the hell will??????
perez once again you and other people on here are dumb! I know to fat A$$es like your selves a 12 pack of sodas may be heavy lifting but really its not for most people. A pregnant women can lift up to 35lbs unless she is high risk. Also the most important part you left out the sugar and caffine in the sodas. Although most doctors will tell you its fine to have one caffine drink a day while pregnant.
Poor girl!! Shouldn't she have hired help helping her? or her mom, dad, brother, zany sister, the so called daddy to be? She's all alone poor thing. It's not going to be any different when the baby is born!!!!
A perfect example of why kids shouldn't have babies. She doesn't even know that she shouldn't be drinking that shit. Anyone who claims that she is buying it for someone else…. she's a hick from behind the back of nowhere, she probably thinks because it says DR. on it, it's good to go.
Yes, poor thing - running around Kentwood, Louisiana in her $80,000 + Range Rover. What a sight she must be.
ok my dad is an OB and he rec's no more than 200 mg of ceffeine per day. When I was pregnant,I had my daily Starbucks with no ill effects. You people are morons if you think drinking a can or two of Dr. Pepper causes birth defects!
I met her, a friend, and her mother at a McAllisters in Jackson Mississippi a couple of years ago when they were coming home from a Jr. High basketball game. It was very brief but I found them to be exceptionally nice and was particularly impressed with a her. I'm sorry but I found she and her mother both to be a class act. She's 16, she's not her sister, leave her alone
OMG fucking white trash hill billies don't have a fucking clue about how to take care of themselves, especially while pregnant. I hope to god she's not gonna drink that garbage. Babies having babies, so sad. Her mom needs to be there.
Dude her parents fucking suck. Her stupid crazy can't take care of herself sister gets all the damn attention and this poor little 17 year old who's pregnant for the first time is out shopping by herself? She should cut those ingrates off. All they seem to care about is who's making the money at the time, and that's their little cash cow Britney! Just like Dina Lohan. Fucking white people.
Pregnancy doesn't equal handicapped. DUH!
During my pregnancy, I drank caffeinated beverages. As long as you only drink 1 a day or every other day, it's no big deal-doctors would agree.
at least she has money to buy grocery's, a house to live in, and a car to get her there unlike most pregnant teens. i feel bad but i hope she looks at what she does has and not what she doesn't.
Poor girl…she needs at least her Momma around to support her.
Here we go again….bashing the parents. Where would we all be if we didn't have our parents to bash?
Get real, if she's old enough to get pregnant, engaged, drive and play house, I think it just might be ok to leave her alone for a couple of days don't you think?
As for drinking that crap that she's drinking, she's a big girl, she knows that stuff isn't the best for her baby.
You people are idiots! How do you know the soda is for her? Heavy lifting?? It's a friggen 12 pack.
Perez and his fans are a bunch of FUCKING MORONS!
Okay…first, she's lifting soda, how heavy can that be…seriously; second, how far along is she now??? shouldn't we have seen some pictures of that baby bump???? how 'come no one's asked that question??? maybe she's not pregnant and this whole thing was just a publicity stunt and in a few months from now she'll say "oh i miscarried…." to excuse why she's not carrying a baby around—– I WANNA SEE THE BUMP!!!!!
Why feel sorry for her? She fucked up and is now paying the price. Besides, she has way more money than the average pregnant teenager. She'll never have to be on welfare. So cry me a river.
Re: LONG DUCK DONG –
Thank You!!! Thank You!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
She is putting the drinks it in the car. NOT DRINKING IT!!!!!! Give me a picture of her drinking soda then everyone can start complaining.
Don't ridicule her for trying to JUST BE NORMAL!
i like that kind of gatorade,its good stuff
whaddayou expect? the entire spears clan is white trash, and just because they have money doesn't make them smarter, they are still louisiana rednecks
All that engagement bullshit! this chick is by herself. Mom Lynne Spears puffed all of it up untill they can trick Casey into marrying Jamie. This girl lift heavy shit, buy her own shit and pump her own gas. She do not have a man.
Why can't she take her ass to california with the rest of the family. It's not like the dumb ass is in school. I bet she will give the baby soda to when it's born.
FATASS WHORE!
if her parents are going to leave her, they should leave her with a nutritionist!!! eating shit like that when you're pregnant is horrible! i understand cravings when you're pregnant, but pure sugar is bad for that baby! this is why americans are fat!!!
Wow, 17 and pregnant…I would feel like a complete loser if something like that happened to me.
why you all going on about her drinking soda. Its not gonna kill the baby! it's dr pepper not arsnic!
caffeine?!?!?!?!?!
that poor child. it is going to be so messed up.
I bet Jamie wishes she could undo what she did. It is really sad that she put Casey's dick before her career. She had great potential to become really famous. Now the only thing she will be famous for is being pregnant.
The soda might not even be for herself, she could have been shopping for everyone in the house.
This is really sad. Poor Jamie.
Where's that fucking piece of shit? Why isn't he helping her lift stuff?
PEREZ THAT WAS VERY NICE…..REALLY……
Poor Jamie! When I was pregnant and trying to load a watermelon in my car (how Baby Houseman of me), people around offered help. Why didn't the paps help Jamie??!!!
Poor kid :\
THIS IGNORANT BITCH IS SO SELFISH!!!SODA AND GATORADE ARE SO BAD FOR YOU…ALL CHEMICALS AND YOU R RIGHT PEREZ, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP….THAT SHIT IS THE DEVIL!!!!jAMIE LYNN, YOU ARE SO STUPID…TRY DRINKING MILK OR WATER…CUNT..
She is stocking up and pouring the stuff into baby bottles. She will be well prepared when the baby comes. Instead of a pacifier she will give her newborn a ring pop to suck on.
she truely is a brave and couragous girl … all the luck in the world to jamie lynne
Yeah, and don't drink caffeine!!
leave jamie-lynne alone she is being so strong and keeping her head up throughout all of this. She is really proving she is a mature 17 year old and good for her. Casey still is working and shes grocery shopping. Whats wrong with that????? Atleast he isnt a scum bag or loser who quit his job now that he knows jamie-lynne is pregnant with his baby!!!! Why do people try and find the bad in things?? I hope Jamie-lynne realizes many people, not just me, find her to be completely strong and couragous for all she is doing especially with everything going on in her family. xoxo
…I WOULDN'T LET THAT SO-CALLED MOTHER NEAR ME OR MY BABY!!
hmm when will people realize that birth control and condoms arnt always 100%
MAN THIS POOR GIRL… NOBODY SAY'S ANYTHING WHEN YOUND GIRL'S GET PREGNANT BUT NOW EVERYBODY WANT'S TO RUN THEERE MOUTH WHO CARE'S IF SHE'S PREGNANT MAN AT LEAST SHE WON'T HAVE TO BE ON WELFARE AND CAN AFFORD TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY WITH OR WITH OUT HER BABY DADDYSO I SAY MORE POWER TO YOU GIRL YOU DON'T NEED NOBODY YOU CAN DO FOR YOU'R SELF AND THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO HAVE A BABY THAT WAY YOU CAN DO FOR IT TO … AND ALL THESE'S STUPID BITCH'S ON HERE TALKING CRAP ABOUT HER DRINKING SODA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'R ALL BITCHING LIKE SHE'S DRINKING BEER OR DOING DRUG'S NOBODY FOLLOW'S THE BOOK NEMORE MORE POWER TO YOU GIRL FUCK WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS' DON'T LET UM GET YOU DOWN…
Maybe the Dr. Pepper isn't for her. My OB said I could have 12 oz. of caffeine per day, and boy did I take advantage of it!
aaaaaand i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to drink caffeine while pregnant… another reason why 16 year olds shouldn't be having babies
WTF??? WHERES THAT DOUCHE CASEY??? HE SHOULD BE HELPING HER
you people are rediculous, what fucking pregnant woman passes on all soda, i bet 95% of pregnant women drink pop
Perez, I am sure that she loves being alone. When I was 17, i loved the house to myself. This can tel you maybe HOW jamie lynn got pregnant…..her parents were never around!!! They could have atleast been there for her birthday for Gods sake
There is a reason why HOme Delivery was invented…so that pregnant mums like us do not lift heavy items
Oh Perez….LOL….if THIS is what you consider "heavy lifting," it's no surprise you are so obese. Lazy pudge.
I'm getting the feeling that this picture isn't recent at all. If you go to celebrity-babies.com you can see that her baby bump is getting huge, but in this picture she doesn't look pregnant at all.
And fist of all, she's pregnant, not handicapped. A 5 lb. case of Dr Pepper is not what I would call 'heavy-lifting'.
And she can drink caffiene. A restricted amount, but still, she can drink it.
God, people are so stupid……….
She's gonna end up all alone with a child to raise. That's what she gets for being a dumb attention starved skank!
casey is not the real father, it someone from zoey 101 show.
OK to #96 WHOA i was referring to this persons comment BELOW not perez HAHAHA i think U NEED TO CALM DOWN ok i was pregnant with my son 2 years ago and that's y i said the person who wrote that is a DUMBASS becuz i lifted plenty of groceries and my son came out perfectly healthy women aren't that weak and if ppl are gonna get crazy over someone carrying a 12 pk of soda??? MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL
#15 - montgomerybluepants says – reply to this
bitch shouldn't be lifting heavy shit like that if she's pregnant - dumb hick
I love you, Perez … I do … You are so smart and so funny … But, over and over again you make all these comments about pregnancy that have absolutely no founding in anything real … You can lift stuff when you're pregnant. You can lift and jump and run and fly in airplanes and ride bikes and throw and have ridiculous monkey sex … As long as you're having a nice, healthy pregnancy, the sky's the limit until the baby's weight lands on your bladder and all those things risk a piddle in your panties … And, then it comes down to vanity … not health. Anyway … Stop landing on the pregnant ladies for not acting like invalids … They're not.
Great role model from head to toe. This family seems to have no education at all. W.T.
Well it is kinda messed up that her momz or popz aint there for her cuz brittney is deff old enough to take some damn medication and be on with it.. but there is more people that arent as well off as her making it day by day
Good luck Jamie Lynn! I hope you have a happy healthy baby that you can look after, and that you and yuor boyfriend are happy together!
Birth control isn't 100% so thats why at the age of 15 and 16 her dumb ass should not have had sex. She should take her ass to Cali to be with the rest of the family.
POOR THING PEOPLE THINK THAT THIS GIRL HAS DONE THE WORST THING EVER AND SHE A DONE NOTHING WRONG!! I FILL FOR THIS GIRL!!! I HAD MY FIRST KID AT 17 AND I JUST WANTED TO LET JAMIE THATS EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE O.K.!!!!
LOOKS TO ME LIKE SHE IS DOING WHAT EVERONE ELSE IN THE UNITED STATES DOES. LETS SEE YOU EAT AND HAVE CLOD DRINKS SO YOU HAVE TO SHOP RIGHT. I THOUGHT SO I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO BORED THAT THEY WRITE AND TALK TRASH. SO YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OVER IT AND LET THEM THE STAS ALONE. AND GET A LIFE. GO TO CHURCH LEARN ABOUT GOD . WHATS RIGHT AND WRONG HERE. SERSOUSLY GET OVER IT / THE FAMILY IS DOING GREAT YOU ALL SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. I PRAY FOR THEM
Re: Michael Snider – nice talk THAT IS REALY NICE HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF
Re: montgomerybluepants – NOT THAT HEAVY SO YOU SAID WHAT
Re: Matt – you have know ideal what happen to Brit. so I would not judge
Come on Perez, it's Dr. Pepper not booze, cut the kid a break.
THis poor stupid girl is gonna end up just like her sister. There was also a picture of her lifting a 20-pound bag of dog food and riding in an ATV without a seat belt. WTF - did Momma and Poppa Spears teach those kids anything???! The fact that a 16-yr-old is pregnant is just the start of the problem. I guess they taught it all to the older brother because he seems to be the only one in that family with his head screwed on straight. The girls had no chance whatsoever!
Is she still pregnant? Cause she sure doesn't look it!!
That's actually a very sad pic! I know she brought it on herself but still the poor girl at 17, pregnant and w/o her parents around her!
serves her right, she was only 17 when she got pregnant, she is even worse than britney! and at least britney waited till she was in her 20's to get married and pregnant to a loser who just wants her fame, and go off the rails, jamie used to be a perfect role model, a curvy girl with a wide future ahead of her, now she has an unborn baby, stupid hair, bad publicity, a mad sister, unsupportive parents, a disappearing boyfriend and a mid life crisis when she is 17
Re: tacobellgirl – GOD!! seh would have retalited by now, telling every single newspaper in the world that casey aldridge wasn't the dad by now, and all the teens on zoey 101 are probably too scared for there jobs unlike outrageous jamie, what an idiotic thing to say!!! Casey IS THE FATHER!!
they're right to leave her. if she's mature enough to get pregnant and have a baby, then she's old enough to be on her own and buy her own damn groceries. she will learn soon, though, treats like that'll make jamie lynn a big girl…
Good for her! She got prego, its not the end of the world and she is dealing with it the best way she can. She is responsible enough to do her grocery shopping and SO what if she is buying pop for her bf. Shit happends
get ready for a shocking revealed!? i would say it again casey isn't the father!.
Ok 2 things I noticed … 1. Caffine is a no no. and 2. SHES STILL BLEACHING HER FUCKING HAIR!! . Sorry no sympathy, shes 17 and pregnant, just because her parents are with her sister is NOT an excuse. My dad died when I was 15, my mum was never there for me due to alcohol and I moved out at 17 (bought my own house outright neeeer! lol). I'm still not pregnant. No fucking excuse. Bleach IS bad for pregnant women end of. Can't believe no1 noticed that lol What a skank.
wow shes normal, I work , go to school, and raise one other child. Perez keep it real dont forget your a ral person too and thats why i like you
awwwww! i feel sorry for her. how would you feel if you were a pregnant teen home alone doing your own groceries? i guess britany is the favourite now. bless ya jamie lynn! xxx
Okay, Dr. Pepper isnt "heavy lifting" but couldnt the photographer that took the pic. help her?
& Maybe the soda isnt for her & if it was ohh well, you can have a little while pregnant.
Can't get enough Dr. Pepper y'all. I wonder if he's still practicing because I'm a gonna need a new-baby doctor real soon for the little bun in my oven. Does anybody know if Dr. Pepper is still a real doctor? If so send me a note on my blog y'all.
i feel so bad for her i mean yea britney needs her parents too but damn jamie-lynn is 17 years old and shes pregnant thats definitely not easy on her. i think shes probably more grown up then her own parents having to deal with this situation basically alone. i mean atleast one parent she be with her.
I admire the fact that she is actually going through with the pregancy. However, I think that teens and those who are not mature enough for a family should take the precautions to avoid the white fluid from flowing into the couche. Pull out!!
I wish her a safe and healthy pregancy!!! xo
Don't tell me you're stocking that up to feed your baby…
I really hope she isn't drinking those sodas. Caffeine is really bad during a pregnancy. The fetus does most of its growing while it's asleep inside the womb and caffeine will cause it to stay awake. And I saw another photo of her lifting a HUUGE bag of dog food in some magazine. And ATV-ing. Looks like this baby is going to be another great braindead edition to the Spears family.
all of u are hating why do u guys assume the sodas are for her?
she could be shopping in general for everybody
just because shes famous doesnt make her less!
down here in california 13 year olds are getting pregnate1
wow thats crazy!